Author Topic: Join the Old Guard Evil Geniuses! (Read 17588 times)

u2205 · « **on:** March 18, 2008, 10:42:45 pm »

We're for the hostile take over of any country by any means necessary! We promote death, mayhem, distribution and gore!

And unlike our progressive counterparts we have cookies!

Our Evil Geniuses:

Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis Rahl
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Lex Luthor
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism
Hitler
Karl Marx
Ghengis Kahn
Loki
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)
Rasputin
Caligula
Nero
Chairman Mao
Godzilla
Mothra
Rodan
Lord Ghidralikes
Mechagodzilla
Meglos
Tom Baker
Daveros
The Rani
Old Greg
Cookie Monster

(More may be stated later in this thread, but they don't stick with our ideals)

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:44:16 pm »

*gasp* how did sephiroth get on your side?

? i thought he was with us...

and don't go with him, we have cheesecake... which is better than cookies by far!

laurifer · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:47:35 pm »

He may have cookies...but we have cheesecake! And desserts that look like this:

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:49:16 pm »

i have no picture... but yes! cheesecake always says i love you without having to even write love on it

laurifer · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:52:51 pm »

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:54:40 pm »

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Cookies still win though, they're endorsed by Darth Vader!

And what evil Geniuses do you have anyway?!?!

psh, i can make better cookies than those...

lets see... who do we have

kuja, seymour, lord darcia, darken rahl, bowser, etc

laurifer · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:55:54 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 18, 2008, 10:54:03 pm

Quote from: laurifer on March 18, 2008, 10:52:51 pm
HA!

That's a regular cake, not cheesecake! You still loose!

IT'S A CHEESECAKE, NOOB
http://www.thedessertcafe.com/home/tdc/page_372_1/i_love_you_cheesecake_chocolate_chip.html

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:57:24 pm »

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Sorry Darken Rahl is all about the pain, suffering, blood, guts and hostile take overs.

He's on our side.

nope sorry, we had him first

oh you lose... how sad... lol

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:59:18 pm »

^ oh but he said he'd rather kill you, he hates cookies. it's a little known secret

laurifer · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:01:00 pm »

We also have Gordon Ramsay, Anthony Bourdain, Mario Batalli, and the host from Iron Chef. Huzzah!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:01:47 pm »

ah but richard isn't evil, so he's not even involved

HAHA!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:08:24 pm »

yeah

well, we have the keeper

along with six, and many of the terrible wizards of old

laurifer · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:13:20 pm »

Don't forget the grim reaper! And all them black metal lords >:3 Annnd we have Dethclock lol

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:15:50 pm »

hey now mustash, stop bringing the good side into this, they don't belong!

and yeah, we do have deathklok, which pretty much rules out everything said before >.O

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:18:21 pm »

who said we can't have evil blackness on our side? we started the evil thing, you just copied us... oooo copycat!

laurifer · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:19:24 pm »

I feel like I'm back in elementary school XD

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:20:25 pm »

i thought we were???

i miss regulated nap time...

Higuma · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:20:50 pm »

Down with cheesecake, long live the Cookie!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:21:51 pm »

^traitor!

Higuma · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:23:31 pm »

We have Simon Cowell

laurifer · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:23:49 pm »

^meanie

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:30:31 pm »

Does GLaDOS count, she's definitely for cake.

So it's cake or cookies right?

laurifer · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:32:37 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 11:30:31 pm

Does GLaDOS count, she's definitely for cake.

So it's cake or cookies right?

Yup pretty much! Thanks Tom we have GLaDOS now thanks to you!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:35:03 pm »

Mustash, Anonymous is not a force for evil fool!
They fight for awesome.

How is Kira old school anyway? WTF dude?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:36:17 pm »

Lex Luthor and Bert both like cookies.

laurifer · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:37:25 pm »

Yeah Kira's new school duuude.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:42:01 pm »

Frankenstein is old school! He loves cookies. His monster totally smashes down a cake shop in the book.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2008, 05:18:39 pm »

so we totally get kratos

get ready to be whipped o.O

laurifer · « **Reply #28 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:06:32 pm »

We have the von Karmas too! Or did I say that already...

Higuma · « **Reply #29 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:12:47 pm »

We have Sweeney Todd.(fancy a shave?)

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:14:10 pm »

OH NO

we wanted sweeney todd...

well, we have davey jones

laurifer · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:18:11 pm »

And Calypso!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:19:20 pm »

oh nice touch!

i'm pretty sure we have all the final fantasy summons as well *was just looking at action figure collection and realizing no summons had been mentioned* ^.^

Higuma · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:20:29 pm »

Well we have Jack the Ripper.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:22:46 pm »

and we've got the lot of disney villains

Higuma · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2008, 06:34:59 pm »

All Marvel and D.C. villians

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2008, 09:26:30 pm »

Here's where we stand thus far:

Old Guard Evil Geniuses

Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Rick Astley
Simon Cowell
Lex Luthor
Bert
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains

Cheesecake World Geniuses

Dethklok
GLaDOS
Sweeney Todd
Kira
Kratos
The Von Karmas
Davy Jones
Calypso
The FF Summons
The Disney Villains
Black Metal Lords
Grim Reaper
The Terrible Wizards of Old
Six
The Keeper
Mario Batalli
Anthony Bourdain
Gordon Ramsay
Bowser
Lord Darcia
Seymour
Kuja

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2008, 09:39:36 pm »

And I must add the Elder Gods to the Old Guard (come on, they're Elders):

Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath

But Nyarlathotep goes to the New Order as his agenda is not strictly misanthropy and global devastation.

laurifer · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:33:12 pm »

I don't really like the world bastion...lol

We also have:
Vladimir Putin
Stalin
Kim Jong-il (or whatever his name is)
Ganondorf
Master Hand
Tabuu
Meta Knight
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik [Eggman]
King Dedede

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2008, 11:59:17 pm »

I was going to argue Putin but you're right, he likes to have his cake and eat it too.

though strictly speaking I think Sweeny Todd is more into (meat) pies.

Oh hey! Speaking of pies and cakes... I think that in the great debate over at Rooster Teeth anybody supporting pie could be said to be a cookie-eater.
http://www.roosterteeth.com/

Oh! Since he's no Cake-Sniffer, Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism are all cookie eaters!
That includes the man with a beard and no hair AND the woman with hair and no beard. Ha!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Series_of_Unfortunate_Events

laurifer · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:08:22 am »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 20, 2008, 12:03:42 am

We also get Stallin, Hitler, Karl Marx, and Winston Churchhill!

Did you not read my post? We already have Stalin!

And we get to add Bloody Mary (the queen) and Elizabeth Falkner for her love of cakes! Ooh ooh and Marth Stewart!

Daxe · « **Reply #41 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:12:28 am »

Cant we all just get along and hate one another?

laurifer · « **Reply #42 on:** March 20, 2008, 12:22:44 am »

I already hate Mustash lol juuuuuust kidding!

Higuma · « **Reply #43 on:** March 20, 2008, 08:54:41 am »

We have Ghengis Kahn!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #44 on:** March 20, 2008, 07:11:05 pm »

Okay, you (Old Guard) get Loki, Midgard Serpent, Nidhogg and the Giants, but we get Odin, Thor, Freya, and Fenrir. So there!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #45 on:** March 20, 2008, 08:13:17 pm »

we get all the awakened beings from claymore.

and sauron. the one ring included.

we will dominate

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:46:58 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on March 19, 2008, 11:59:17 pm

Oh! Since he's no Cake-Sniffer, Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism are all cookie eaters!
That includes the man with a beard and no hair AND the woman with hair and no beard. Ha!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Series_of_Unfortunate_Events

I'm sad now.

STILL, CAKE WINS IMO

laurifer · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:06:04 am »

Quote from: Cassiopeia on March 21, 2008, 01:46:58 am

STILL, CAKE WINS IMO

QFT

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:37:16 am »

Wait, I know the series is unfortunate but why does that make you sad Cassiopea?

I Can we get an update to that list, everyone keeps saying "we've got" but other than Laurifer and Mustash I don't know who is on which side.

Unfortunately, it turns out that Megatron and Starscream both like cake. but the autobots like cookies, especially GRIMLOCK!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:52:46 am »

Old Guard Evil Geniuses (cookies)

Darth Vader
Kahn
Ikari Gendo
Sephiroth
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Rick Astley
Simon Cowell
Lex Luthor
Bert
Frankenstein
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu
Azathoth
Dagon
Shub-Niggurath
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism
Hitler
Karl Marx
Winston Churchill
Ghengis Kahn
Loki
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)

New Order Evil Geniuses (cake)

Dethklok
GLaDOS
Sweeney Todd
Kira
Kratos
The Von Karmas
Davy Jones
Calypso
The FF Summons
The Disney Villains
Black Metal Lords
Grim Reaper
The Terrible Wizards of Old
Six
The Keeper
Mario Batalli
Anthony Bourdain
Gordon Ramsay
Bowser
Lord Darcia
Seymour
Kuja
Nyarlathotep
Vladimir Putin
Stalin
Kim Jong-il (or whatever his name is)
Ganondorf
Master Hand
Tabuu
Meta Knight
Shadow
Dr. Robotnik [Eggman]
King Dedede
Bloody Mary (the queen)
Elizabeth Falkner
Martha Stewart
Odin
Thor
Freya
Fenrir
Awakened Beings (from Claymore).
Sauron (and the One Ring)
Megatron
Starscream

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Author Topic: Join the Old Guard Evil Geniuses! (Read 17588 times)

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