Author Topic: Join the Old Guard Evil Geniuses! (Read 17587 times)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:50:33 pm »

Garland from FF1 and Kefka like cookies.

Organization XIII gets have cookie parties where everyone bakes a different kind (Sephiroth hangs out too, though nobody likes his Jenova-Macaroons) and complain about people who aren't Heartless/Nobodies.

You just know the Knights of the Round like cookies.

The four horseman of the appocalypse like cookies. Dethklok only eats cake because Famine won't share the cookies with them.

jaybug · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2008, 03:46:03 pm »

Add Simon Bar Sinister to the Old Guard Evil Geniuses ( Underdog)

And what, Tamerlane wasn't good enough to qualify? If you go to Kazakhstan, I think you can still find his palace, maybe it's in Russia proper. While we are in Russia, add Lenin, Stalin was more evil, but less of a genius. Add Rasputin. For a monk he sure worked at evil.

Roman emperors, Caligula, Nero.

I'd say the saint who coined the term, and I paraphrase here " Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out." qualifies. But I am not a trained theologian.

Chairman Mao, and his Gang of Four.

And what do you mean to put Cthulu in the list? Cthulu is beyond morality. It has so little in common with what we consider reality, that good and evil just are not appropriate. Being made insane by being in the mere presence of a Cthuloid, well, doesn't sound like what I consider to be evil. It isn't good news, but it is not necessarily evil per se.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:51:48 pm »

The white witch eats cookies.

All the people that jaybug mentioned like cookies.

Also, while we're talking about elder entities.
Nyarlathothep is a cookie fiend

Godzilla love snickerdoodles
Mothra eats gingerbread
Rodan likes chocolate ship
Lord Ghidralikes will eat any cookie with lemon flavoring
Mechagodzilla wants to be like grimlock so he eats cookies too

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2008, 07:50:49 pm »

Quote

I Can we get an update to that list, everyone keeps saying "we've got" but other than Laurifer and Mustash I don't know who is on which side.

me and rodney/eve are in the new order. laurifer mustash and i kinda started the whole thing

>.>

<.<

Briar · « **Reply #54 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:13:19 pm »

Dude. Cookies all the way! Cheesecakes are for wimps.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #55 on:** March 21, 2008, 09:27:08 pm »

Quote from: Briar on March 21, 2008, 09:13:19 pm

Dude. Cookies all the way! Cheesecakes are for wimps.

>.>...Oh, no you did not just say that!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #56 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:59:54 am »

Also. He is chaos and according to some, he is a villain so now joining the old guard is none other than
the one
the only
COOKIE MONSTER.

At Mustash's request I'll be splitting this thread and making a special thread for the New Order Eil Geniuses.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #57 on:** March 22, 2008, 08:49:49 am »

^ mustash, i'm pretty sure we should get jagang, because, well, he's trying to start a new world order. meaning new. he's ours. which means we get the sisters too. so there >.< and i thought we got darken rahl...

Higuma · « **Reply #58 on:** March 22, 2008, 08:53:38 am »

DEATH TO THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!

Daxe · « **Reply #59 on:** March 22, 2008, 10:35:02 am »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 22, 2008, 08:59:28 am

Quote from: Kahlan4 on March 22, 2008, 08:49:49 am
^ mustash, i'm pretty sure we should get jagang, because, well, he's trying to start a new world order. meaning new. he's ours. which means we get the sisters too. so there >.< and i thought we got darken rahl...

Nope sorry. Jagang is all about random killing, death and violence as is Darken Rahl, so they fit into our ideals, so we get them

Perhaps I missed something, if your group is all about random death and violence what is the other for? You cant just equate random death and violence with cookies and nondeath and random violence with cake, that just doesnt make any sense.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:56:07 pm »

^ i agree... i mean, laurifer and i were the original evil group and mustash just made his own... so why can't we have evil killing people that love violence?

and mustash, jagang is in our group. i don't care what you say. you're the old guard, you can have the rahl's, we're the new one and we can have jagang cause of his new world order... NEW! you're the one that said new vs old, so that's what i'm going by, not the random death/violence thing, cause if it went by that, you'd get everyone and that wouldn't be fair now would it? o.O

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #61 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:24:20 am »

Molotov Cocktail drop................*boomcrackleburnsshhhhhhboom*

harharhar

Higuma · « **Reply #62 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:34:26 am »

Get the water! Put that fire out! Ok...........only slight smoke damage. The cookie baking continues.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #63 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:43:33 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on March 22, 2008, 12:59:54 am

At Mustash's request I'll be splitting this thread and making a special thread for the New Order Evil Geniuses.

See how evil I am? I never made that split topic I promised.

laurifer · « **Reply #64 on:** March 24, 2008, 10:02:21 pm »

I kinda beat you to it, didn't I? hahaha

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #65 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:46:17 am »

The New Guard scores another victory!!

Higuma · « **Reply #66 on:** March 25, 2008, 10:52:09 am »

I am bringing cookies to any Old Guard members attending Sakura-con. New Guard members are out of luck!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #67 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:34:13 pm »

well i shall come bearing starburst in my little lad outfit and all old guard members will not get any, nor even a little lad dance... lol

and maybe i'll bring cupcakes >.O

laurifer · « **Reply #68 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:43:25 pm »

Quote from: Kahlan4 on March 25, 2008, 07:34:13 pm

well i shall come bearing starburst in my little lad outfit and all old guard members will not get any, nor even a little lad dance... lol

and maybe i'll bring cupcakes >.O

CUPCAKES :O

We shall brew some evil plans of our own in our thread...*rubs hands*

Higuma · « **Reply #69 on:** March 27, 2008, 09:15:22 am »

If anyone wants cookies at Sakura-con it says in my signature what I'm dressed as and I will also have a green backpack with me. I will also have my son who is dressed as Sora and my two daughters dressed from Haruhi Suzumiya.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #70 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:44:01 am »

OK, so I'm going to review the lists and try and keep Mustash's ideal alive. "We're for the hostile take over of any country by any means necessary! We promote death, mayhem, distribution and gore!"
(distribution???)
Chaos, madness, bloodshed! Conquering because you can and want to, not because you are building a better world. You're

The following criteria qualify you to be an Old Guard Evil Genius.

1. You are in charge before the current point in the timeline.
2. You are from an older work of fiction.
3. You are a mad scientist who works with vacuum tubes instead of computers.
4. You relish chaos.
5. You relish being evil for the sake of being evil.
6. You enjoy random destruction.
7. You murder for no reason.
8. People are rebelling against you.
9. Your lieutenant has turned on you and tried to take over.
10. You are an ancient god or last of a forgotten civilization.
11. You like cookies.
12. You hate cake.
13. You believe in ruling just because you have always been in charge.
14. You are not interested in a better world, just a world where you're in charge.

Example, Sephiroth was interested in just plain old destroying the world. Old Guard.
The guys in Advent children were starting a movement to fight back against the earth that poisons them. New Guard.

Now, going through the list on the first page.... there's a bunch who I'm not sure qualify. If Mustash is back maybe he can clarify what he's talking about.
*denotes definite old guard status

Darth Vader*
Khan
Ikari Gendo*
Sephiroth*
Anonymous
Darken Rahl
Panis Rahl
Michael Rahl
Emperor Jagang and the Sisters
Lex Luthor
Frankenstein*
Jack the Ripper
Marvel Villains
DC Villains
Cthulhu*
Azathoth*
Dagon*
Shub-Niggurath*
Count Olaf and the people on his side of the Schism*
Hitler*
Karl Marx
Ghengis Kahn*
Loki*
Midgard Serpent
Nidhogg
The Giants
Autobots (especially GRIMLOCK)
Rasputin
Caligula
Nero*
Chairman Mao
Godzilla*
Mothra
Rodan*
Lord Ghidra-likes*
Mechagodzilla
Meglos*
Tom Baker*
Davros*
The Rani*
Old Greg*
Cookie Monster*

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #71 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:23:34 pm »

I don't think Karl Marx an old guard. I think he was more for a New world order.

I think the New Guard should swap Stalin for Marx with us.

Higuma · « **Reply #72 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:22:45 pm »

How about Iago from Othello?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #73 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:10:18 pm »

Ooooh.... Shakespearean!
A lot of the Shakespeare villains are in the Old Guard!

TheInsanePuck · « **Reply #74 on:** April 01, 2008, 08:33:19 pm »

dude add Macduff since he is my ancestor anyways so I support yous guys which means he does too HA...

COOKIES ARE DELICIOUS!!!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 04, 2008, 07:14:57 am »

As much as it pains me, Alexander the Great would likely be of the New Order despite his age. As would Julius Caesar and Hannibal.

Though Marc Antony and Cleopatra would both be of the Old Guard, as would Hannibal Lechter.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #76 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:56:55 pm »

While you're making edits, keep an eye on the New Order, they're being surprisingly mature and actually ceding the contested personalities.

Chocolate covered mint cookies for all!
*hands out cookies*

For more proof that cookies are superior do a simple google image search. Sure there may be more hits for cake but it's a shorter word, and we all know quality is different than quantity*.

Look at the first page of pictures though.

CAKE gives you disturbing things like this!

If I want to eat a baby I want a real one that burbles and cries, not that sort of creepiness!

The creepiest thing you'll get out of a search for cookie is this.

And that's not even gross or creepy at all, unless you're some crazy anorexic.
(If she's over 18 it would be a couple of other things too...)

*on the subject of quantity cookies always win because you can MAKE more of them at one time. not just in a single oven but the whole cookie process is faster than that of cakes!

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Author Topic: Join the Old Guard Evil Geniuses! (Read 17587 times)