Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492898 times)

laurifer · « **on:** April 03, 2008, 12:14:13 am »

I played this game on a different thread and it's a lot of fun! You basically wish for something, and the next person grants it but corrupts in some way, and then they wish for something, and the next person corrupts it, etc. For example:

First person: "I wish I was rich"
Second person: "Granted, but then all your friends try and use you for your money and you realize they're not really your friends so you end up having no friends for the rest of your life. I wish... (blah blah blah)"

Be creative when you're corrupting someone's wish! Your imagination knows no bounds

My wish: I wish there was no such thing as a senior project.

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:20:34 am »

^ Instead, to prove you were ready for life outside high school, you would have to save the lives of 3 pregnant women, jump 6 stories off a burning building and drink a gallon of raw eggs.

v I wish I had nicer teeth.

laurifer · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:29:09 am »

^ Granted, but the dentist made them so nice and shiny that it reflected the sun's beams and you inevitably destroyed the entire world as we know it

v I wish I had a job

Negima · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:57:25 am »

^ Granted, but your job is crash test dummy

V I wish I wasn't sun-burned

melchizedek · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:18:49 am »

^ Granted, but the shock to your system of the sudden burn removal required you to spend the rest of your life in the dark or catch fire.

V I wish I was asleep right now.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:20:57 am »

^ Granted, but the next time you wake up you'll need a lawnmower to trim your beard!

V I wish I wasn't sick.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:23:06 am »

^ Granted, but instead you get all the liquids in your house filled with either asprin or cough syrup.
V I wish I could have a decent time at my Portland day trip!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:37:47 am »

^ Granted: everyone else accompanying you will have a terrible time due to a freak donut accident, thus your day will seem much better.

V I wish I had wings.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:39:44 am »

^ Granted, but they will be paper and on your head.
V I wish I had longer clothes... [Damn you, torso!]

melchizedek · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:24:53 am »

^ Granted, but the clothes drag on the ground and are dry clean only.

V I wish... I could have a vorpal longsword +4

Syd-chan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:22:58 pm »

^ Granted...BUT YOU CAN'T COSPLAY! [Aren't I evil!? XD]
V I wish I could get that damn spray paint...

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:37:38 pm »

^ Granted, but you get the wrong color!
v I wish to become king of the pirates

Syd-chan · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:42:23 pm »

^ Granted, but the pirates are action figures.....
V I wish the glue on my umbrella would dry....

Daxe · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:08:44 pm »

^ Granted, but the glue on the umbrella drys and looks like bird poop that wont go away

V I wish my cohorts werent so dumb

anime_rocker · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:11:54 pm »

^ granted, but now they're REALLY dumb due to a dead fish

v i wish i had some chocolate...

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:49:54 pm »

^granted, but it's poop-cola brand chocolate (yep, that's the sawdust)

Vi wish i could sit and play crisis core all day...

anime_rocker · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:53:53 pm »

^ granted, but your butt will be numb for all eternity!
v i wish i had a big bunny plushie.

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2008, 09:57:49 pm »

^granted, but it's alive and rabid o.O

Vi wish this tea would cool down so i can drink it...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:04:16 pm »

^ Granted, but now you have to go retrieve it from Antarctica...

V I wish I was not a dead guy.

anime_rocker · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:05:54 pm »

^ granted, but your life is a living hell
v i wish i had a mango

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:06:30 pm »

^ Granted but it is full of manganese roaches.

V I wish South Park was on forever!

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:07:11 pm »

^granted, but it's constantly your least fave episode

Vi wish i had a new job

anime_rocker · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:09:30 pm »

^ granted, but it's worse than the 1 u have now.
v now i wish i had some peach rings

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:11:37 pm »

^granted, but they are so sour you can't eat them

Vi wish i didn't have to get up at 3 tomorrow

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:14:09 pm »

^ Granted, you have to get up at 1 instead
v i wish i had super strength

anime_rocker · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:06:44 am »

^ granted, but you can never have a girlfriend due to ur bone-crushing hugs

v i wish kyle and nick[who are sitting next to me] would shut up

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2008, 11:34:35 am »

^ Granted: now they are dead because some random person kicked them both too hard in the shins.

V I wish there was no such thing as sunlight.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:04:49 pm »

Granted, and now the world is conquered by MOLE PEOPLE.

I wish that I had a magical book.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2008, 05:54:06 pm »

^ Granted, but it watches you when you sleep and schemes evil things...

V I wish I had a full-scale functional buster sword.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:00:42 pm »

^ granted, But Cloud comes in the night and beats you over the head with it, then takes it for himself
v I wish I had Masamune

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #30 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:53:33 pm »

^granted, but it's 1/20th scale

Vi wish i had a ds >.<

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #31 on:** April 04, 2008, 06:55:42 pm »

Granted, but then you lose it... like me...

I wish that my room was clean

melchizedek · « **Reply #32 on:** April 04, 2008, 07:21:47 pm »

^ Granted, but the clean fairy cannot tollerate filth, so any dirty clothing left on the floor vanishes *POOF*

V I wish that I could make sushi.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #33 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:46:56 pm »

^ Granted, but it's always gone before you can eat it.

V I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:53:41 pm »

^ granted, but now the rest of your body hurts twice as bad
v I wish I knew how to perform alchemy, full metal alchemist style

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:30:52 pm »

^granted, but you screw up every time and cause someone anguish >.>

Vi wish prince caspian would be in theaters NOW!

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:33:13 pm »

^ granted, but you go deaf and blind
v I wish to have a shinigami's eyes

GaaraoftheFunk · « **Reply #37 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:47:36 pm »

^ Granted,But everytime you use them to kill, you lose a limb.BWAHA.

V I wish i could never get sick again.v.v

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #38 on:** April 04, 2008, 09:51:00 pm »

Granted, but you die young...

I wish my DS wasn't lost. >_<

melchizedek · « **Reply #39 on:** April 04, 2008, 10:19:17 pm »

^ Granted, but the moment you find your DS, you get lost

V I wish I didn't have to go back in to the clean room.

laurifer · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2008, 03:43:44 pm »

^ Granted, but then you broke your arms when you tripped over something in the other room

v I wish I could solve all my problems

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2008, 04:49:22 pm »

Granted, but then you're required to solve everyone else's problems as well.

I wish I could go to the Cirque du Soleil performance tonight.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2008, 06:45:08 pm »

^ Granted, but then it is set on fire by a random member of the forums wearing a pink wig and a Naruto headband......>.>...<.<
V I wish I wasn't so damn bored!

laurifer · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:24:22 pm »

^ Granted, but you have so many things to do now that you've lost all of your friends and family

v I wish I can have a long weekend

Kahlan4 · « **Reply #44 on:** April 05, 2008, 09:22:41 pm »

^granted, but it's your last weekend evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >.<

Vi wish i didn't have anxiety issues o.O

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #45 on:** April 06, 2008, 07:52:28 am »

^ Granted: but now you are a piece of broccoli named Samantha-Sauce, with no cares in the world.

V I wish Kablam would come back on tv.

Higuma · « **Reply #46 on:** April 06, 2008, 11:14:51 am »

^Granted, but you have gone blind 5 min. into first episode.
v I wish I won the lottery.

melchizedek · « **Reply #47 on:** April 06, 2008, 01:20:43 pm »

^ Granted, but the money is cursed because of where you got the numbers causing terrible things to happen to everyone around you.

V I wish my bike would start.

laurifer · « **Reply #48 on:** April 06, 2008, 05:07:40 pm »

^ Granted, but you lose control going on a curvy road and flew off and killed your bike

v I wish I had some tortillas and cheese so I can make steak and cheese quesadillas

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #49 on:** April 06, 2008, 05:19:37 pm »

^ Granted, but the tortillas are corn, and the cheese is cottage. Deal with it. ^_^

V I wish Mitch Hedberg were still alive.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492898 times)