Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492947 times)

Syd-chan · « **Reply #100 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:13:39 pm »

^ Granted, but it falls out.
V I wish that I had more cosplay wigs....

melchizedek · « **Reply #101 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:40:59 am »

^ Granted, but it was from a lifetime supply so the wigs just don't stop coming!

V I wish I had a tiny plaid ninja cosplay

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #102 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:29:59 pm »

/\ Granted, but now you have to-
OMG DEJA VU!

I wish that I had a magic wand.

Higuma · « **Reply #103 on:** April 11, 2008, 12:10:54 am »

^Granted, but its only power is to change things into Tapioca and you hate Tapioca.
v I wish I could meet Bruce Lee.

melchizedek · « **Reply #104 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:02:51 am »

^ Granted, but bringing him back to live creates a souless zombie!

V I wish I could go home early.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #105 on:** April 11, 2008, 02:32:33 pm »

You're granted the Super Human Strength card from an X-Men CCG.
I wish I could meet my drawings in real life.

risotto · « **Reply #106 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:06:52 pm »

Granted, but then they'll begin to plot your demise

I wish I could go to the mall right now

GaaraoftheFunk · « **Reply #107 on:** April 12, 2008, 01:44:47 am »

^ Granted.But everyone is zombies,And they ambush you and bite you,where you turn into a zombie and do the same to your family and friends.

V I wish i was passing all my classes.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #108 on:** April 12, 2008, 07:35:04 am »

^ You pass all of your classes, but then the tabloids prediction of "THIS IS THE END" actually comes true and on May 4th, the sun explodes and engulfs the earth with it.

V I wish I could be a new character in Darkstalkers ^^

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 14, 2008, 07:14:08 pm »

^ You're the first one to solve the cube, and it creates a supernova once it's finished.

V I wish I had a bigger collection of lava lamps ... (I only have about 9 right now)

superjaz · « **Reply #110 on:** April 14, 2008, 09:23:58 pm »

^ granted but then there is an earth quake and they all break

i wish me and all my family was debt free

XFD · « **Reply #111 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:59:17 am »

^ Granted. Through total economic collapse, all debts become meaningless and thus void, and we all starve to death.

< I wish for a nice tasty breakfast.

Daxe · « **Reply #112 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:08:35 am »

^ Granted, but the cereal cuts the roof of your mouth
V I wish for a good day today

goatchild · « **Reply #113 on:** April 15, 2008, 02:13:48 pm »

^ Granted, but your good day comes at the price of the happiness of your best friend ever.

V I wish I still knew how to play guitar.

GaaraoftheFunk · « **Reply #114 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:54:34 pm »

^ Granted.But when you go to place your fingers on the strings,They turn into knives and your fingers are all cut off.

V I wish i could get another piercing.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #115 on:** April 16, 2008, 06:37:25 am »

^ Granted, but it's in a place you don't want.
V I wish that my fingers weren't so cold.

Higuma · « **Reply #116 on:** April 16, 2008, 09:39:45 am »

Granted but now they are on fire.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Cdreed25 · « **Reply #117 on:** April 17, 2008, 11:52:40 pm »

^ Granted, but you have to go to class, where a nice big pop quiz will be waiting...

V I wish I could go to Disneyland.

laurifer · « **Reply #118 on:** April 18, 2008, 03:50:56 pm »

^ Granted but you can't ride any of the attractions...you're just there to look at other people having fun XD

v I was my tummy would stop hurting

risotto · « **Reply #119 on:** April 18, 2008, 05:39:11 pm »

^ Granted but you get a migraine instead

V I wish my english teacher wasn't so boring

Syd-chan · « **Reply #120 on:** April 18, 2008, 09:23:26 pm »

^ Granted, but now you have an over-happy teacher who never shuts up.
V I wish my skirt was longer....X.X

dakiro · « **Reply #121 on:** April 18, 2008, 10:23:51 pm »

^granted, but now u trip over it all the time

i wish that i had a million dollars

laurifer · « **Reply #122 on:** April 20, 2008, 02:25:26 pm »

^ Granted but you must donate all of it to charity

v I wish I could find the perfect pair of jeans

Higuma · « **Reply #123 on:** April 20, 2008, 03:11:58 pm »

^Granted but they are being worn by your mortal enemy
v I wish I could cook better?

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #124 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:50:46 pm »

^ Granted. You learn to use the stove after your microwave breaks.

V I wish for the happiness for all humankind for eternity ^^

goatchild · « **Reply #125 on:** April 20, 2008, 06:24:04 pm »

^ Granted, but all other species on the planet are miserable. ;o;

V I wish I could hang out with my friends more.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #126 on:** April 22, 2008, 01:54:35 pm »

/\ Granted but now your are all heads on a horrible hydra-person monster!

\/ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #127 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:09:33 pm »

^ Granted, but the rabbit is looking at you diabolically.

V The rabbit wishes that YOU were the one in the hat now!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #128 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:26:19 pm »

Granted, but now I am sitting on the rabbit.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply post-it notes.

Winfred · « **Reply #129 on:** April 22, 2008, 04:16:10 pm »

^ Granted, but they're all filled up with scribbles.

V I wish I had a giant bunny costume

risotto · « **Reply #130 on:** April 22, 2008, 04:25:29 pm »

^ Granted, but you'll be attacked by children where ever you go
V I wish I had better hand-eye coordination

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #131 on:** April 22, 2008, 04:57:52 pm »

Granted but you now have uncontrollable LAZORVIZZEON and burn off your hands!

I wish that I had a pet dinosaur to ride around own.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #132 on:** April 22, 2008, 06:02:44 pm »

Granted, but then you see Turok walk around the corner.

I wish 'In The Groove' would make another console sequal.

jaybug · « **Reply #133 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:39:52 pm »

Granted but it comes with a Lawrence Welk soundtrack.

I wish my cute acupuncturist wasn't married...

goatchild · « **Reply #134 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:48:24 pm »

^ Granted. She's now an evil alien from space and sucks your soul out through the acupuncture holes at your next appointment.

V I wish I had more money.

risotto · « **Reply #135 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:51:32 pm »

^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster

goatchild · « **Reply #136 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:22:36 pm »

Quote from: risotto on April 23, 2008, 08:51:32 pm

^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster

^ Granted, but that means you make more typos and you can't go back and fix them.
V I wish I could move out to my own place.

(by the way, I'd just like to say that I actually DO have $100 in pennies. XD;; )

jaybug · « **Reply #137 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:23:58 pm »

Granted, but now you have kids of your own!

I wish I knew what to fix for dinner when I get home from work....

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #138 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:29:46 am »

^ Granted, but it's main ingredients are red bean paste, pickled radishes and chocolate sauce!

I wish I had the FFVII 10-year anniversary PSP...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #139 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:49:01 am »

Granted, but it is wedged between your liver and stomach.

I wish I had requested tomorrow off of work.

jaybug · « **Reply #140 on:** April 24, 2008, 06:17:27 pm »

Granted, but someone forgot to set the timer so you actually sleep 8 hours every night, all day long. Oops, someone set it to Moscow time

I wish I had something better to do this weekend than write critical essays of Shakespeare...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #141 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:40:54 am »

Granted but now you're performing Shakespeare for the next 48 hours, and you only perform Timon of Athens and a Julius Caesar, and you still have to wear tights.

I wish I could just drive myself to the coast and back whenever I wanted.

Daxe · « **Reply #142 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:56:35 am »

^Granted but its your GED and you need to retake most of your senior classes

V I wish to see people I havent seen in ages at tech show

goatchild · « **Reply #143 on:** April 25, 2008, 02:14:18 pm »

^ Granted. You now have cancer.

V I wish I could find my FLCL DVDs... >>

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #144 on:** April 25, 2008, 02:26:44 pm »

Granted, but they are in a fishtank filled with fire ants.

I wish I could ice skate.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #145 on:** April 25, 2008, 03:24:53 pm »

Granted, but global warming spontaneously spikes upward and melts all the ice in the world. Even cooled indoor rinks can't handle the heat.

I wish I was a nunchaku master!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #146 on:** April 25, 2008, 03:46:12 pm »

Granted but your skin is green and you live in the sewers.

I wish that I could throw a shuriken really well.

dakiro · « **Reply #147 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:58:25 pm »

granted, but you no control over your arm and it kills everyone you see with a shuriken o.o

i wish this headache would go away

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #148 on:** April 25, 2008, 05:11:15 pm »

Granted. There is now a highly-radioactive isotope of Iodine eating your flesh from your bones.

I wish Sculpy wasn't so breakable and hot glue actually bonded to it...

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #149 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:41:41 pm »

Granted, a Star Trek crew beams you aboard a real starship. Unfortunately, they can only quote cheesy phrases and jokes from DBZ.

I wish everything was orange.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492947 times)