Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424987 times)

tofutakeout · « **Reply #1000 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:00:52 pm »

granted but you have to sell what of your soul you have left.

I wish I could lose weight faster.

jaybug · « **Reply #1001 on:** December 09, 2008, 04:30:58 pm »

Granted, but warning it was all water, so you now look just like a prune.

I wish I had a 10:1 ratio of good days to lousy days...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #1002 on:** December 12, 2008, 05:34:39 pm »

Granted however on the lousy days you always almost die.

I wish i had an early copy of Resident Evil 5

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1003 on:** December 12, 2008, 05:42:48 pm »

Granted, but you lose it to a fire.

I wish I could meet a demon.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #1004 on:** December 12, 2008, 05:44:28 pm »

^Granted, I introduce you to DemonSpawn.

>I wish I got more money with meh babysitting job.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1005 on:** December 12, 2008, 06:08:28 pm »

^ granted, you get more $ per job, but you have way fewer jobs

v i wish i had enough money for patrick's present

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #1006 on:** December 14, 2008, 07:25:23 am »

^ Granted, but you had to sell all your cosplays.

V I wish my English teacher was way nicer.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1007 on:** December 14, 2008, 10:50:20 am »

^Granted, but your Mother eats you alive.

I wish the snow would stop falling.

jaybug · « **Reply #1008 on:** December 14, 2008, 03:43:09 pm »

Granted, now you have freezing rain, and the power goes out for the rest of the week.

I wish we could skip this week, and just get on to Christmas...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1009 on:** December 14, 2008, 04:10:18 pm »

^Ok, but you get NOTHING for christmas!

I wish my snowman would come alive!

jaybug · « **Reply #1010 on:** December 14, 2008, 04:57:28 pm »

Granted, but it gets run over by a bus after only a few steps from home.

I wish I had remembered the cheese for my tacos for lunch tonight...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1011 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:11:37 pm »

^ Granted! it's cheese with blue in it, and no, it's not bleu cheese!

V I wish professional wrestling was real.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1012 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:12:36 pm »

^ Granted, now Football is fake.

v I wish I had some cake. @.@

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1013 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:17:31 pm »

^ Granted; the frosting is made from toothpaste.

V I wish that Will Ferrell would go away and never be seen by another human being ever again.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1014 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:24:54 pm »

Granted, but he is a big hit on Mars. >O

I wish my Tooth Paste would leave meh cake alone.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1015 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:26:15 pm »

^ Granted; now MY toothpaste won't leave your cake alone.

V I wish that my back wasn't messed up.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1016 on:** December 14, 2008, 11:28:16 pm »

Granted, your foot is.

I WISH ALL THE TOOTHPASTE IN THE WORLD WOULD GO AWAY. >[

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1017 on:** December 15, 2008, 12:32:34 am »

^ Granted; now your cake is covered in shaving cream.

V I wish the snow would go away.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1018 on:** December 15, 2008, 10:08:39 am »

GRANTED. SO HERE COMES A HURRICANE!

I wish the sun would melt the ice on my house.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1019 on:** December 15, 2008, 10:18:14 am »

granted but now your living room is a pond

i wish my xbox was still working

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1020 on:** December 15, 2008, 10:22:28 am »

Granted, but you can only play winnie the pooh adventures

I wish I had mah buddies with me.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1021 on:** December 15, 2008, 10:47:03 am »

^ Granted, but they're all ZOMBIES!!!

V I wish I can be a 7-day Jeopardy champion.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #1022 on:** December 15, 2008, 04:40:44 pm »

^ Done. You are a Jeopardy Champion - for seven days. On the end of the seventh day you disappear, and so do all records and memories of your ever having existed.

V I wish that those "ODEN IS COMING TO PORTLAND" billboards of a few years ago meant oden as in the hot stewed vegetables and hard-boiled eggs in a kind of sy/fish-base broth... ...and so we could buy oden and taiyaki and odango from street-carts...

jaybug · « **Reply #1023 on:** December 15, 2008, 05:48:41 pm »

^ granted, but you never get used to working in the lousy weather here.

I wish I was having snow tires put on my car while I am here at work....

makichan · « **Reply #1024 on:** December 15, 2008, 06:33:57 pm »

^ granted, but they're made of actual snow.
I wish I could afford a video camera.

jaybug · « **Reply #1025 on:** December 15, 2008, 07:49:28 pm »

You can, you just have to put up with Fisher-Price for a name however.

I wish I had moneh to spend on my wife for Christmas...

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1026 on:** December 15, 2008, 11:20:07 pm »

granted. now she has no money to buy you gifts

i wish vermont wasnt so boring

Teasel · « **Reply #1027 on:** December 15, 2008, 11:31:35 pm »

Granted. Now it's on fire! (That ought to livin' things up a bit!)

I wish I could have a white christmas

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1028 on:** December 15, 2008, 11:33:50 pm »

^ Granted; it's white with marshmallows!

V I wish for World Peace!

TanisNikana · « **Reply #1029 on:** December 16, 2008, 12:15:37 am »

^ You get it, delivered as promised. And now there's not so much as a single debate on the planet; everyone has the exact same frame of mind and knowledge.

I wish I'd get Christmas gifts from other people, not just myself.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1030 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:09:06 pm »

Granted You get only poorly made hand made gifts.

I wish for a slice of cherry pie.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1031 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:18:42 pm »

Granted, but its MOLDY.

Wish I had the fabric I needed for my Umbreon Cosplay.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #1032 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:20:50 pm »

You get it, and some bacon to boot! Hooray! (Wish not as delivered, because it has bacon on the side. But hey, why turn down free bacon?)

I still want stuff for Christmas.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1033 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:23:06 pm »

As in 'stuff' you get the stuffing of a teddy bear....but no bear. D:

I wish the free bacon was cooked.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1034 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:26:33 pm »

It burns to a crisp (GOOD JOB YOU WASTED BACON!!!!!!!

)

I wish this wish will have no negative spin on it.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1035 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:28:11 pm »

KK the wish wont ^^ Your life will though >:3

I wish i could see patrick today... *sigh*

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1036 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:29:02 pm »

Ok, but he got hit by a bus!

I wish he would really get hit by a bus.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1037 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:29:55 pm »

Well he wont

(i'm glaring at you)

i wish people were nicer

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1038 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:31:14 pm »

Granted, but the squirrels wont be!

I wish my dead bunny could do tricks.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1039 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:32:59 pm »

Granted It trick is lighting you on fire.

I wish I had a Iphone

NightLotus · « **Reply #1040 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:34:16 pm »

granted ^^ it doesn't work... but you have it ^^

i wish it were warm all the time

Blackstar · « **Reply #1041 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:39:36 pm »

Granted you live on the sun and all the bacon you have burns (Good job you wasted bacon)

I wish I was not dyslexic

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1042 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:46:31 pm »

Granted, but you start having illusions.

I wish the ghost in my house would go away!

Deviant Spider · « **Reply #1043 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:50:44 pm »

granted, but the ghost was keeping the incubus from attacking you in your sleep. Have fun with the incubus.

I wish I had a cup hot chocolate right now.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1044 on:** December 16, 2008, 01:56:09 pm »

Granted but it has glue in it.

I wish I had a panda express near my house

Deviant Spider · « **Reply #1045 on:** December 16, 2008, 02:01:04 pm »

granted, but its a black market resturant that serves REAL panda. You just ate a fluffy panda bear...jerk.

I wish the road was open so I could drive to the waterfall today...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1046 on:** December 16, 2008, 02:10:37 pm »

Granted but you run out of gas midway there and you need to ride on a panda to get back home. But then the panda a captured by the black market panda express and they make you cook all the cute fluffy pandas....

I wish hinata was real.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1047 on:** December 16, 2008, 02:12:50 pm »

Granted, but Neji is too.....and if you get to close....he strikes.

I wish I could capture a pokemans!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1048 on:** December 16, 2008, 02:19:02 pm »

Granted you can only can capture mr.mimes

I wish i had a real death note

jaybug · « **Reply #1049 on:** December 16, 2008, 05:32:25 pm »

Granted, but it's an Americanized version, that only kills the person who touches it.

I wish I could afford to even think about getting traction tires for my wife's truck and my car...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424987 times)