Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424974 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1050 on:** December 16, 2008, 06:33:06 pm »

Granted You can think about getting traction tires for your wife's truck and car. But you still can not afford them.

I wish for a pet ninja.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1051 on:** December 16, 2008, 06:33:38 pm »

^ it kills you in your sleep. DUH

v i wish i was less clumsy ><

Blackstar · « **Reply #1052 on:** December 16, 2008, 07:18:38 pm »

^Granted you are 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less clumsy

I wish that University of Arizona was not in Tucson but it was in phoenix

NightLotus · « **Reply #1053 on:** December 16, 2008, 07:31:37 pm »

^ granted, its right next door to the Phoenix Waste Management Plant ^^

v I wish I didn't go on vacation

jaybug · « **Reply #1054 on:** December 16, 2008, 07:36:50 pm »

Granted, now you are so mentally wrapped up that the state allows you to participate in their steps to greater mental health for all Oregonians, at their hospital in Salem. aka "the Cuckoo's Nest." Hope yo have frequent flyer miles saved up!

I wish I had something to gnosh on besides Snicker's and Baby Ruth candy bars...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1055 on:** December 16, 2008, 08:00:02 pm »

Granted you now have you leg

I wish for one more wish

jaybug · « **Reply #1056 on:** December 16, 2008, 09:25:16 pm »

Granted, but that and four dollars will get you a cup of coffee.

I wish I had something clever to say at all times...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1057 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:20:55 am »

Granted; now your friends all hate you because your cleverness insults them.

I wish the St. Louis Blues would win the Stanley Cup.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1058 on:** December 17, 2008, 11:16:19 am »

Granted but someone threw up in it.

I wish people weren't so difficult to talk to.

jaybug · « **Reply #1059 on:** December 17, 2008, 04:11:11 pm »

Granted, but now it is impossible to shut them up again!

Sheepdog
Standing in the rain,
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?

Child-like
No one understands,
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands,
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears.

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

Big man
Walking in the park
Whigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

[Hey]
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog

I wish aw heck I got my wishes today! I wish we could outsource our prison inmates to....who cares!...

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1060 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:19:46 pm »

^granted. now we are in a war with tonga

vi wish to go to bed

Blackstar · « **Reply #1061 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:26:52 pm »

Granted Now you can't wake up and you miss seeing the blazers going to the playoffs and getting killed by the lakers.

I wish MMA and UFC would just go away and never come back

jaybug · « **Reply #1062 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:45:31 pm »

Granted, now they are all trying to run for political office like Matt Lindland did. (Ha ha my mom won!)

I wish I was home and having dinner now....

Blackstar · « **Reply #1063 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:17:17 pm »

Granted for dinner your are having deep fried Sepiroth (good job

)

I wish my wish will come out exactly as I planed.

jaybug · « **Reply #1064 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:38:02 pm »

Granted, but now you need a new plane, your old one crashed and burned, killing all aboard.

I wish I could take a train to the moon...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1065 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:42:57 pm »

Granted but it is a one way train and the only outer person on the train was Rosie O'donald

I wish that I could do this.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1066 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:45:10 pm »

^ Granted, but you can't do that.

V I wish I could fight like Ranma Saotome.

jaybug · « **Reply #1067 on:** December 17, 2008, 09:47:24 pm »

^ Granted, but now you find yourself splashed with water all the time.

I wish I had the money to make my own anime...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1068 on:** December 17, 2008, 11:45:51 pm »

Granted but only narutards like it

I wish all narutards would die (i see no negative spin coming out of this one)

Teasel · « **Reply #1069 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:01:29 am »

Well you're wrong! Ahahahaha!!!!
Granted, but so does everyone else (including you)!

I wish I had mad guitar skills.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1070 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:07:56 am »

Granted: Now I have mad guitar skills (thank you)

I wish the wish below me will have the phrase "Purple pirates ate beans" in it.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1071 on:** December 18, 2008, 08:19:17 am »

granted: i wish i had purple pirates ate beans mad guitar skills is the security code to the white house

i wish to never head i believe i can fly ever again

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1072 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:17:37 pm »

Granted. I have no Idea what you were trying to wish for.

I wish it would snow more.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1073 on:** December 18, 2008, 12:26:01 pm »

in texas it does

i wish i could convince anyone of anything

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1074 on:** December 18, 2008, 05:29:07 pm »

^granted; every time you trick someone into an obvious lie a frog explodes

vi wish barack obama could play the sax like bill clinton

Blackstar · « **Reply #1075 on:** December 18, 2008, 05:44:53 pm »

Granted Now Barack Obama is even more cool (i can never say something bad about Obama)

I wish that every wish I make is baked bean flavored.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1076 on:** December 18, 2008, 05:48:07 pm »

^granted but you are now allergic to beans

vi wish the 2012 elections would feature two awesome people instead of two dolts running for office

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1077 on:** December 18, 2008, 07:40:53 pm »

Granted, it will be Daffy Duck VS. Goofy!

I wish I didnt have school tomorrow.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1078 on:** December 18, 2008, 07:44:34 pm »

Granted.

The cops blew you up because you stayed home when you could have gotten a job/(or if you have one) went to work.

Less you go to work= less money for you to be paid.
Less money to be paid= not paying taxes.
Not paying taxes= The recession getting worse.

I wish people were more literate.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1079 on:** December 18, 2008, 07:57:40 pm »

Granted, but they ALL speak Hindustani now.

I wish I could speak Hindustani.

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1080 on:** December 18, 2008, 08:11:39 pm »

granted but now no one speaks it and no one can understand what the heck your saying

i wish i could manipulate time

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1081 on:** December 18, 2008, 11:35:58 pm »

Granted; fix my clock!

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Teasel · « **Reply #1082 on:** December 18, 2008, 11:56:12 pm »

Granted, but now you also see dead people...

I wish I had a scotish accent (because my voice is boring and I hate it)

NightLotus · « **Reply #1083 on:** December 19, 2008, 12:15:37 am »

no one understands you!!

i wish it was light

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1084 on:** December 19, 2008, 07:35:06 am »

Granted; you're dead, and that light is the pearly gates...

I wish I worked with less idiots and people who knew how to take care of their health!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1085 on:** December 19, 2008, 07:13:16 pm »

Granted Now ever one is super smart and healthy. Now you look like the stupid and unhealthy one

I wish the person below be will have the same wish as me.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1086 on:** December 19, 2008, 11:24:20 pm »

Granted, but unfortunately, since I look like the stupid one, I have no idea what you just said.

I wish the snow would go away!!!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1087 on:** December 19, 2008, 11:55:27 pm »

dang I did not see that coming

ok granted all the snow on MT. Hood went away and went to your house

I wish that I was good at playing GO

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1088 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:03:59 am »

^ Granted; GO directly to jail, do not collect $200.

V I wish I could get some sleep.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1089 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:07:06 am »

^Granted, you has many nigtmares though.

I wish the sun would come out today!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1090 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:05:26 am »

Granted the sun comes to your door step and ask if you can play

I wish I know what I wanted to wish for.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1091 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:09:12 am »

^ Granted; here's your wish...

V I wish for free pocky!!!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1092 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:22:15 am »

^Granted but do you really wantto dig in that week old garbage for half eaten pocky?

V I wish I wasn't such a grouch.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1093 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:26:09 am »

Granted you are not a grouch you are a bee

I wish the person below me would not have a wish

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1094 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:35:13 am »

^granted

vblackstar wishes for a ps1

Blackstar · « **Reply #1095 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:18:16 pm »

granted I GET A PS1 and sell it to you for $1000

I wish that for a Bill Cosby sweater

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1096 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:09:59 pm »

Granted, just needs to wash the bill cosby blood off. Its not easy getting it without killing him...

I wish the snow would all melt tonight!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1097 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:12:26 pm »

^ GRANTED!!! Make me a sandwich!

V I wish for a sandwich.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1098 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:13:46 pm »

Granted, you must surrender the chocolate first!

I wish I had an epic cookie right now.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1099 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:16:21 pm »

^ Granted; now it's mine since you didn't make my sandwich! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!

V I wish evil was a color.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424974 times)