Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493340 times)

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1150 on:** December 21, 2008, 07:43:24 pm »

^Granted, but he no longer has a reason to come to your house, so no presents for you.

v I wish my computer were faster.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1151 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:11:38 pm »

^ Granted; your computer has been stolen & given to someone else for Christmas; sorry.

V I wish for a happy ending.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1152 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:34:18 pm »

Granted I get a happy ending and a egg roll. You get a sad ending and don't get a egg roll

I also wish for a happy ending

Teasel · « **Reply #1153 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:36:00 pm »

Granted, but your sequal sucks.

I wish today was wednesday.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1154 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:39:44 pm »

granted it is Wednesday that you die on

I wish I could have a wish.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1155 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:42:59 pm »

^granted, but you spend the wish on something frivolous and meaningless and regret it untill teh day you die.

v I wish I was a ninja.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1156 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:45:27 pm »

Granted but a pirate kills you

I wish the person below me had two wishes

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1157 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:09:19 pm »

^ GRANTED!!!

V I wish for lots of chocolate!

V I wish for more chocolate!!!

jaybug · « **Reply #1158 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:10:19 pm »

^ granted, you have so much chocolate you are now a chocolate Easter Bunny, minus the ears already.

I wish the Oregon City Girls Basketball team take state again...

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1159 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:14:30 pm »

^granted, but they're caught and forced to give it back.

v I wish my steampunk cosplay would finish itself.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1160 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:16:05 pm »

^granted but now it is alive and wont let you wear it

Vi wish for the ufc to be even more awesome

jaybug · « **Reply #1161 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:22:18 pm »

Granted, it now has Jell-O and women! And not much else!

I wish the BCS would drop dead!

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1162 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:25:36 pm »

^granted now we have the bscs

Vi wish for telemundo to have english subtitles so i can watch it too

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1163 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:26:58 pm »

^Granted, but afterwards it becomes boring, and the new spanish television station refuses to sell out and give you subtitles

vI wish I had some apple juice.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1164 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:28:27 pm »

Granted.

But I threw up in it.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1165 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:29:31 pm »

^ Granted; now you have a broken leg.

V I wish that my house had a working upstairs bathroom.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1166 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:31:02 pm »

^ granted, now the downstairs bathroom doesnt work.

v I wish I was a singing sensation! -heroic pose-

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1167 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:32:39 pm »

^ Granted; you are now William Hung!

V I wish the snow would go away!!!

jaybug · « **Reply #1168 on:** December 21, 2008, 09:42:33 pm »

Granted, but now how are you going to get to work from Eugene? ( snow gone here)

I wish I could get all the Geneon titles that went into limbo NOW....

Malaria · « **Reply #1169 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:50:32 pm »

Granted, but the colars are all corrupted in the middle.

I wish I could rewatch Outlaw Star.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1170 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:55:41 pm »

^ Granted, but now it's in Dutch.

V I wish I could understand why people, women in particular, are fans of swooners.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1171 on:** December 22, 2008, 12:33:06 am »

Granted. Women turned into rats.

I wish I knew what a "swooner" was.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1172 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:21:50 am »

Granted but you are killed because it is the worlds best keep secret.

I wish that the person below me will sing the YMCA while making there wish.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1173 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:23:42 am »

Granted, I forgot some of the words though. -Is singing-

I wish I had cake.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1174 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:28:47 am »

Granted but it is on fire

I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person

StarryShay · « **Reply #1175 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:30:16 am »

Granted, but I don't know who they are, so I cant corrupt it. >>;

I wish these Eggo waffles were cake.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1176 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:30:49 am »

^ Granted; Eggo waffles covered in frosting, enjoy.

V I wish that my cat would stop destroying rolls of TP.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1177 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:41:02 am »

Granted the cat destroyed your computer

I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person

StarryShay · « **Reply #1178 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:42:39 am »

Granted, but you already wished that, so both of those people explode.

I wish I had a pink sweater.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1179 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:52:51 am »

^ Granted, and since you unknowingly caused Tucker & Seagal to explode, your sweater is incredibly gorgeous.

V I wish for a wrestling league, like baseball, but collegiate-style wrestling instead of "pro-wrestling".

jaybug · « **Reply #1180 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:42:38 pm »

Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.

lmao

I wish I can think up other funny things tonight...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1181 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:06:53 pm »

Grated but we all get sick of it

I wish I was a oscar mayer weiner

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1182 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:17:45 pm »

^ Granted; you taste delicious with ketchup.

Quote from: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 04:42:38 pm

Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.

lmao

You said it. That was good!

V I wish to find catsup.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1183 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:20:50 pm »

^Granted, its got dead bunny blood in it tho.

I wish the snow would invade canada and kill them all.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1184 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:22:58 pm »

^ Granted; now we have 13 more states, which means 13 more quarters to collect. Coin collectors hate you now and want to chuck things at you.

V I wish for $1,000 in Sacajawea dollars to go with my Lina Inverse cosplay.

jaybug · « **Reply #1185 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:29:13 pm »

Granted, but as you invoked the dread name of Lina Inverse, she spent those coins on all you can eat buffets in Vegas. And Gaorry still has a broken sword.

I wish Blackstar would turn into Chris Tucker and Steven Seagall...

Teasel · « **Reply #1186 on:** December 22, 2008, 07:40:38 pm »

Granted. Blackstar now has a multiple personality disorder.

I wish I had an ATV to drive in the streets. (DAMN SNOW!)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1187 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:02:42 pm »

Blckstar: Granted it caches on fire with you on it
Chris Tucker: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)

Blackstar: I wish I did not have multiple personality distorter
Chris Tucker: I WISH YOU COULD UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)

jaybug · « **Reply #1188 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:32:29 pm »

Granted; now you are just bi-polar. One thing at a time.
Granted;There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. I love to sing, she recently confessed to me! By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. "Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!"
Granted; Yes, I know that was Steven Seagall's line. Deal with it.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1189 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:25:50 pm »

Granted if you made a wish

I wish jaybug would of made a wish.

jaybug · « **Reply #1190 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:36:22 pm »

Granted, but I'll get back to editing it in some time later, ok?

I wish Blackstar learns some mo' better engrish grammer...I feel bad for making fun of him. Okay, not really, he does go to one of the better high schools, unless it is Rex Putnam, but I don't think so, of course I could be wrong. Whoknows!?! But if he expects to go to Harvard on the Hill with Dancing Tofu, well he bettter wise up Janet Weis! Trim those thighs up Janet Weis.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1191 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:01:21 pm »

Granted I am not dyslexic any more. (I alway hated english class)

(side I am going to the University Of Arizona not Harvard)

I wish English class was not so hard and boring.

jaybug · « **Reply #1192 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:27:27 pm »

Granted, but I am not your teacher as I don't have my license to teach, and may never bother to do so. Perhaps one day. But I am not sure if I can afford the pay cut. suggestion, read more of what passes around on the summer reading lists, and...write. Write write write! Right? right, on!

I wish the next time I take time off I have money too...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1193 on:** December 23, 2008, 06:52:39 am »

^ Granted; you have 1,000 rupees.

V I wish that today doesn't snow!

NightLotus · « **Reply #1194 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:22:14 am »

FREEZING RAIN!!! mm mm good! >:3

i wish Patrick could come with me on my trip!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1195 on:** December 23, 2008, 10:50:59 am »

Granted He dies on the trip

I wish I that I could do this.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1196 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:07:54 am »

ok... 'this' happens to be DYING! >:3

I wish i could stop time

Blackstar · « **Reply #1197 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:10:39 am »

Granted but you can't start it

I wish my bologna had a first name.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1198 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:12:49 am »

well it doesn't -_-*

I wish i was less weird ><

Blackstar · « **Reply #1199 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:15:53 am »

Granted now you are boring and no fun

I wish I could go manga shopping today.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493340 times)