Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424954 times)

NightLotus · « **Reply #1200 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:17:37 am »

you can go, you just don't have the money

I wish the snow wasn't cold! ><

Blackstar · « **Reply #1201 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:27:33 am »

Granted it is boiling hot and it catches you house on fire

I wish I still had my mohawk.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1202 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:29:00 am »

not saying where ;;>_>

i wish i was faster

Blackstar · « **Reply #1203 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:32:46 am »

not saying where ;;>_>

I wish that I had........ a fork........ in my....... lung??

KogaRyu · « **Reply #1204 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:38:56 am »

Granted! However in the struggle I miss and send it through your eye.

I wish I had an extra week before christmas to get my shopping done

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1205 on:** December 23, 2008, 01:58:49 pm »

granted, but in a relapse of time christmas no longer exists

i wish that it would STOP SNOWING!!!! D:<!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1206 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:23:24 pm »

Granted, a tornado takes the place of the snow.

I wish there was no down side to the snow.

Malaria · « **Reply #1207 on:** December 23, 2008, 02:37:35 pm »

Granted, but the snow is replaced by slush.

I wish I didn't have so many big projects.

jaybug · « **Reply #1208 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:21:42 pm »

Granted, now you have hundreds of little projects, kind of like Tribbles, they seem to multiply faster than you can do something about them!

I wish we had some of the snow from up north, I bought the freakin' snow tires for it!...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1209 on:** December 23, 2008, 05:29:18 pm »

Granted you get 12 feet of snow.

I wish I did not live so far away from my school.

jaybug · « **Reply #1210 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:03:39 pm »

Granted, but now you have to stoke the boiler with coal every morning at 4am. Plus, living in the school, everything smells like old socks to you now.

I wish I have enough money to buy my wife a nice Christmas present tomorrow...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #1211 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:05:34 pm »

Granted, but then the cops come because it was someone else's money and you stole it.

I wish I hadn't lost my iPod dock connector. D:

jaybug · « **Reply #1212 on:** December 23, 2008, 08:24:10 pm »

Granted, you just lost your ipod. You should be able to find it again come Spring.

I wish piss poor planning prior to major problems didn't become my problem.

Malaria · « **Reply #1213 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:04:01 pm »

Granted, but now freak accidents are.

I wish finding presents wasn't difficult.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1214 on:** December 23, 2008, 09:45:53 pm »

Granted You are good at finding presents but you do not get people what hey want

I wish I had a wish but that wish looked like a fish.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1215 on:** December 24, 2008, 01:37:16 pm »

^ Granted; your wish is...

^ I wish for everyone to get along.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1216 on:** December 24, 2008, 04:31:27 pm »

they do with eachother, but not you

i wish i could teleport

Blackstar · « **Reply #1217 on:** December 24, 2008, 04:35:41 pm »

Granted but only one milli meter

I wish I did not just sneeze all over my keyboard.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1218 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:02:39 pm »

You sneeze all over your loved ones

i wish i didn't have to pay for movies

Teasel · « **Reply #1219 on:** December 24, 2008, 06:00:11 pm »

Granted. It's called pirating, and it's illeagal (have fun in jail!!!)

I wish my friend would talk to me again

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1220 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:09:25 pm »

Granted, but they do not talk, they just yell or sing.

Wish I could sing.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1221 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:14:03 pm »

^ Granted; however, if you attempt to do rap or country, Simon Cowell will eat your head!

V I wish porcupines were edible.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1222 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:36:16 pm »

Granted, you attempt to eat one and forget to remove the spines.

I wish I could bury someone in the snow and watch them freeze to death.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1223 on:** December 24, 2008, 10:38:25 pm »

^ Granted; here's your person to bury...

V I wish for a fun tomorrow.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1224 on:** December 25, 2008, 08:12:49 am »

^granted but the next day will be completely horrible

vi wish my credit card debt would go away for christmas

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1225 on:** December 25, 2008, 10:09:18 am »

Granted, here comes your check for that holiday lobster.

I wish I had all the music that I wanted on my MP3 RIGHT NOW!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1226 on:** December 25, 2008, 10:41:17 am »

^ Granted; it has caused your MP3 player to explode.

V I wish for milk.

Malaria · « **Reply #1227 on:** December 25, 2008, 11:34:18 am »

Granted, but it's unpasteurized goat milk.

I wish I could open my New Year's presents now. D:

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1228 on:** December 25, 2008, 12:13:11 pm »

^ Granted; you've got a bill from the IRS.

V I wish the yaoi craze would die off, or at least loosen up a little bit.

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1229 on:** December 25, 2008, 12:53:35 pm »

^granted, you get nothing bad because i completely agree with you

vi wish for a nice tax return this year

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1230 on:** December 25, 2008, 02:21:21 pm »

^ Granted; it's all in doughnuts.

V I wish to use the toilet!

jaybug · « **Reply #1231 on:** December 25, 2008, 04:26:49 pm »

Granted, but your neighbor just flushed down his hot tub that was set far too hot, so you also get a bidet wash with 164 degree sewage.

I wish the mainstream media would go away for about oh say until the Spring thaw....

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1232 on:** December 25, 2008, 09:32:55 pm »

^ Granted, but now you can't see Barack Obama being officially sworn in as President.

V I wish I could grow my hair at any speed I wish.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1233 on:** December 26, 2008, 10:27:54 am »

^Granted, now what are you gunna do with all that back hair now that you're completely bald?

VI wish things weren't so complicated.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1234 on:** December 26, 2008, 10:46:25 am »

Granted, life is so easy it's annoying

I wish I would not bleed when I laugh

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1235 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:42:05 pm »

^ Granted; now you bleed out of the ears when you cry and hum.

V I wish Gov. Schwarzenegger stuck with movies.

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1236 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:47:32 pm »

^ granted, he died in a freak accident where a steel beam fell on him

V i wish my internet would go faster

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1237 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:50:34 pm »

^ Granted; because of the extreme shift in speed, your head will explode, leaving a nice pile of brains on the floor..

V I wish to have a form of telepathy that allows me to permanently learn other languages.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1238 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:53:38 pm »

Granted you can speak caveman and that it.

I wish for something

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1239 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:54:51 pm »

^ Granted; you wished for an almond.

V I wish for a large pizza!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1240 on:** December 26, 2008, 07:04:11 pm »

Granted, it is has baby toping, dipped in mayo

I wish I did not have tumors.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1241 on:** December 26, 2008, 07:09:48 pm »

^ Granted; you have ringworm.

V I wish there was something good on TV.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1242 on:** December 26, 2008, 07:12:19 pm »

Granted Turn on ESPN2

I wish the pain would go away.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1243 on:** December 26, 2008, 07:19:04 pm »

^ Granted; it comes in the form of annoying radio jockeys living in your kitchen.

V I wish for a burger.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1244 on:** December 27, 2008, 10:21:16 am »

^Granted, have fun digging it out of that cat box.

V I wish it was Tuesday!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1245 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:07:47 am »

NEVER. It shall saty monday for the rest of your life!

I wish I was a robot.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1246 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:15:55 am »

Granted you are Rosie the robot from the Jetson Make me a pie!!!!

I for FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1247 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:16:54 am »

Granted. You burn all your BACON! >.>

I wish for some evenly cooked bacon.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1248 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:21:22 am »

Granted but since my bacon is burned I come and steal your bacon.

I wish I could do the cupcake dance.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1249 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:34:29 am »

Granted, but you lose all of your GAME.

I wish I hadnt lost the game.

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