Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493709 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1450 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:46:32 pm »

Granted but it is on the moon where you now live

I wish I could swim like a fish?

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1451 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:47:59 pm »

Granted, you are a merman that has no way of cntacting the people on land.

Wish I was a ghosty.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1452 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:48:42 pm »

Granted; I'm calling the Ghostbusters.

I wish for a cake.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1453 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:50:07 pm »

^^ atlest I was not called a mermaid

Granted but it is in Canada

I wish I was I could go snowboarding soon.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1454 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:51:34 pm »

Granted, but you catch lollipop disease.

Wish my friends werent missing for days.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1455 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:52:09 pm »

Granted; they're snowboarding with Blackstar.

I wish for a bathroom in the upstairs level of my house.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1456 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:52:42 pm »

its backed up.

Wish it was summer already.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1457 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:54:17 pm »

Granted but you are at the South Pole

I wish I had a girlfriend

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1458 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:55:04 pm »

Granted, she looks like Rock Lee.

Wish i had a lee plush.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1459 on:** January 20, 2009, 08:56:38 pm »

Granted; it's Bruce Lee!

I wish for some new shoes.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1460 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:01:14 pm »

Granted but they are dead

I wish had a Hinata plush

jaybug · « **Reply #1461 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:01:54 pm »

Granted, but she's missing eyes.

I wish I had some ice cream right now!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1462 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:15:02 pm »

Granted but a mexican made it so there are roaches and chihuaua tails in it.

wish i had a good book to read right now.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1463 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:16:47 pm »

Granted; it's so good, that you read it for hours and are tardy from school for the next two days.

I wish to find true love.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1464 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:17:25 pm »

Granted, but I ran them over on my way to wal-mart.

Wish i wasnt so cruel.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1465 on:** January 20, 2009, 09:42:58 pm »

Granted; now you're a big pushover who likes being abused.

I wish I was a freakin' manager already!

jaybug · « **Reply #1466 on:** January 20, 2009, 10:12:57 pm »

Granted, now you'll never get to see who posted the Millionth View! or spend any time on these forums, or go to the ball, or the next Con, or...Welcome to Middle Management. The fun never stops!

I wish I had my boss's job...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1467 on:** January 20, 2009, 10:22:05 pm »

Granted; now someone wants your job.

I wish I had perfect vision.

Teasel · « **Reply #1468 on:** January 21, 2009, 12:29:05 am »

Granted, but now your bladder isn't so perfect...

I wish I had something I could take that would reduce the amount of gas that's building up in my lower intestine...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1469 on:** January 21, 2009, 05:48:52 am »

Granted; now your gas is a liquid.

I wishthat I'd have a good day as opening manager today.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1470 on:** January 21, 2009, 08:30:56 am »

tonight you die ^^

i wish i was in corvallis ^^

NightLotus · « **Reply #1471 on:** January 21, 2009, 02:56:15 pm »

^ granted. you are REALLY tired all the time

v i wish i could speak english better

jaybug · « **Reply #1472 on:** January 21, 2009, 03:49:04 pm »

Granted, but it can only be understood by using a recording device and playing it backwards.

I wish I won the lottery so I could produce movies...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #1473 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:02:42 pm »

^Granted you are now the Uwe Boll of live action anime films.

V I wish I had my own mansion

Sugarlat · « **Reply #1474 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:04:40 pm »

Granted, but it blows up the minute you own it.

I wish I was more amazing 8D

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1475 on:** January 21, 2009, 10:12:07 pm »

granted; that was the easiest thing i have ever had to do

i wish i could get some sleep; its after 1 am over here

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1476 on:** January 22, 2009, 06:24:11 am »

ok, but you have horrible nightmares for 3 days str8!

Wish i had some strawberry cupcakes.

Sugarlat · « **Reply #1477 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:01:56 am »

granted, but you only have the batter with no oven 8D

I wish I would pass my spanish final

princessmoon · « **Reply #1478 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:07:48 pm »

Granted, but your final is misplaced when the Professor grades it and you have to take the final again but you fail that one...(echo:fail, fail, fail...)

^I wish for some chocolate!!!! I want some nom nom!!!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1479 on:** January 22, 2009, 01:11:08 pm »

^ The chocolate nom nom noms you

V I wish I did not have to workout today.

jaybug · « **Reply #1480 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:22:08 pm »

Granted, as if it mattered anyway. You still aren't going to be the starting quarterback next year.

I wish...yeah, really I do...

NightLotus · « **Reply #1481 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:26:35 pm »

OK! also, thats the most decisive you will ever be in your life! ^^

i wish i was was done with science fair ><

MiriaRose · « **Reply #1482 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:30:36 pm »

Granted, but it's only because your project ate you.

I wish my hair was back to how it's supposed to be. ._.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1483 on:** January 22, 2009, 03:50:29 pm »

Granted, but your foot is now the size of a car.

Wish this freshmen girl at my school would just DIE somewhere!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1484 on:** January 22, 2009, 04:49:29 pm »

granted She dies in your house and here ghost haunts you

I wish anime land was real.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1485 on:** January 22, 2009, 06:06:40 pm »

Granted; Prime Minister Tuxedo Mask has declared you a national security threat.

I wish for a dish of fresh fish.

jaybug · « **Reply #1486 on:** January 22, 2009, 06:38:01 pm »

Granted, I hope you like smelt smothered in smoked smelly smocks.

I wish I was leaving for home in 5 minutes...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1487 on:** January 22, 2009, 06:56:32 pm »

Granted but a mad moose crashes into you and totals your car.

I wish happiness came easy to me.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1488 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:00:42 pm »

Granted, but so does debt.

I wish would push a button that made my credit go up 300 points.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1489 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:02:11 pm »

granted, but people find this suspicious and reject you from getting a job.

Wish people at my school werent so exclusive!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1490 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:03:52 pm »

Keep dreamin'...

I wish I was a little nicer.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1491 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:08:05 pm »

Your so nice you pay $129017648712 of dollars a month to send everyone you know (and some strangers) flowers.

Wish cookies were good.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1492 on:** January 22, 2009, 07:13:50 pm »

*gasp* But,... they are good...

NOMNOMNOM

I wish to do well in my t'ai chi class.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1493 on:** January 23, 2009, 09:54:58 am »

in life not so much

i wish i was smarter

jaybug · « **Reply #1494 on:** January 23, 2009, 10:16:22 am »

It just ain't gonna happen sister. Deal with it. Well, it could happen, maybe, you'll have to give up all your hair. But on the bright side you won't have to worry about shaving your arms and legs anymore. And everyone in your Tae Kwon Do class would think you are one BAMF!

I wish I wasn't here today.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1495 on:** January 23, 2009, 10:37:49 am »

^ Granted but you are not there

I wish for 500 pounds of salt

jaybug · « **Reply #1496 on:** January 23, 2009, 10:47:08 am »

Granted, now come get it, you can pay for it with cookies. I won't tell the maintenance supervisor if you won't.

I wish Mentally Hilarious has a nice day.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1497 on:** January 23, 2009, 10:51:30 am »

otay do you know her personally? But you don't have a nice day.

I wish for a trip to japan?

NightLotus · « **Reply #1498 on:** January 23, 2009, 10:54:36 am »

the water is SO nice! and your concrete slippers keep your feet NICE and toasty ^^

i wish i was a few inches shorter...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1499 on:** January 23, 2009, 11:00:06 am »

Granted a few inches is 12 inches

I wish the University of Arizona's anime club will be epic

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493709 times)