Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493001 times)

goatchild · « **Reply #150 on:** April 25, 2008, 09:28:47 pm »

^ Granted, but it's all the same SHADE of orange, so you can't see anything but a never-ending orange wasteland

V I wish I could buy my wigs right now

garfieldelric · « **Reply #151 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:16:00 pm »

^ Yeah, but some of the might not fit.

v I wish Zatch Bell were back on TV. And that I had cable, too.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #152 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:23:35 pm »

Granted. It's now dubbed by 4Kids and your Cable box is trying to eat your brains.

I wish Riku's Way to the Dawn keyblade didn't have that random little vestigal wing on the end...

jaybug · « **Reply #153 on:** April 27, 2008, 10:05:00 pm »

granted, but you really don't want to know what vestigial thing is hanging off there now. DON"T LOOK! lol

I wish I could sing worth beans...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #154 on:** April 28, 2008, 09:07:12 am »

Granted, but now you sing for your supper everyday and guess what you get to eat, BEANS and nothing else.

I wish I could go to a Dethklok concert.

jaybug · « **Reply #155 on:** April 28, 2008, 06:46:33 pm »

Granted, but you are swept up by a horde of young cinemaphiles to A Clockwork Orange playing at the Northwest Film Center.

I wish I could learn all about zombies and stuff for my folklore class, without having to read all the boring dry research papers...

Higuma · « **Reply #156 on:** April 28, 2008, 07:10:14 pm »

^Granted, you now even know how to re-animate the dead and make Zombies. But then they eat your brain.

v I wish I could move super fast so I can get my house cleaning done quicker.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #157 on:** April 28, 2008, 08:07:07 pm »

^ Granted, but you move too fast and burn away your feet.

V I wish Earth had three moons.

jaybug · « **Reply #158 on:** April 28, 2008, 08:23:17 pm »

Granted, but the moons belong to Man-Faye, Man-Winry, and Sailor Moon man guy whoever he is. Oh ugh, you poor guy.

I wish I had a nice grilled ham and cheese sandwich...

Daxe · « **Reply #159 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:11:50 pm »

Granted, but its made of moldy bread and cheese

I wish I had a better singing voice

laurifer · « **Reply #160 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:36:24 pm »

^ Granted, but you have to sing 2 octaves higher than usual all the time

v I wish I had a bigger room

risotto · « **Reply #161 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:25:19 pm »

^ Granted, but then your room never stops growing like the universe and then collapses into itself and turns into a black hole, ultimately the cause of the end of the universe

V I want a summer job

jaybug · « **Reply #162 on:** April 29, 2008, 03:46:38 pm »

^ granted, but it entails asking people downtown Portland for spare change to run the Portland Public Schools!

Has anyone else figured out your old avatar? And is it in the anime as well as the manga?

I wish I was on vacation...

Higuma · « **Reply #163 on:** April 29, 2008, 06:09:16 pm »

^Granted, but now your good isn't so good

v I wish I could be in two places at once

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #164 on:** April 29, 2008, 07:50:09 pm »

Granted, but the twin created is evil and is after your blood.

I wish I was better at making insulation foam weapons...

jaybug · « **Reply #165 on:** April 29, 2008, 08:15:38 pm »

granted, but they have a very strong attraction to fiberglass insulation, so you itch like mad now.

I wish I could get someone to feed my pets so I can take a nice long vacation...

Daxe · « **Reply #166 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:23:24 am »

^ Granted but you didnt learn anything on the days you missed and theres a test today

V I wish I could read peoples thoughts

goatchild · « **Reply #167 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:31:07 am »

^ Granted. You now know the rest of my response.

V I wish I could think of an intersting topic for my presentation

Daxe · « **Reply #168 on:** April 30, 2008, 11:33:04 am »

^ Granted, you search for random in google and end up in /b. Pick a topic, any topic

V I wish I could go back and forth in time

demonotaku · « **Reply #169 on:** April 30, 2008, 12:55:45 pm »

^Granted, but your never be able to pick said time.

v I wish i had my 360 back from the shop for i can play GTA IV

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #170 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:00:07 pm »

Granted, but Microsoft is the last and most reliable (TT_TT) company in the console business.

I wish Bill Watterson would start doing Calvin & Hobbes comics again!

jaybug · « **Reply #171 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:05:57 pm »

Granted, but now Calvin is on some serious psychotropic medication and Hobbes thinks he is an English Mathematician who dabbles in global politics.

I wish I had grown to be 7' tall and played basketball in the NBA...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #172 on:** April 30, 2008, 03:25:10 pm »

^ Granted, but the negroplasty necessary to make you that tall turns your knees into explosion-pending bombs.

V I wish there were more poetry publications in the NW.

jaybug · « **Reply #173 on:** April 30, 2008, 04:27:41 pm »

^ Granted, but they are all in Spanish!

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, " I have a great idea!"...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #174 on:** April 30, 2008, 08:42:12 pm »

Granted. They're Canadian nickels and people have stopped saying "I have a great idea!"

I wish I had gotten more pairs of cat ears at Sakuracon.

jaybug · « **Reply #175 on:** April 30, 2008, 10:12:56 pm »

Granted, but now every dog in your neighborhood cannot control themselves around you and must give chase.

I wish the weekend was already here...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #176 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:50:49 pm »

^ Wish granted, but the weekend consists of 14 plagues, seven for each day.

V I wish I had a pizza.

goatchild · « **Reply #177 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:54:51 pm »

^ Granted. It is a Polly Pocket pizza the size of a pin head.

V I wish I was awake enough to know what I should be doing right now.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #178 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:51:47 pm »

^ Granted, but then you can never do it......
V I wish I could do something this weekend in my cosplay....

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #179 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:25:39 pm »

^ Granted. But now you're shunned and abhorred by the rest of your townsfolk for cosplaying in public.

I wish I could sew a zipper in a straight line...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #180 on:** May 03, 2008, 08:03:57 am »

^ Granted, but you sew it onto your own skin! Now you have what we in the industry like to call a "flesh pocket". Great for storing nickels and dimes!

V I wish I knew what to wish for. ^_^

Higuma · « **Reply #181 on:** May 03, 2008, 08:45:48 am »

^Granted, but now you are married to Richard Simmons
v I wish I had a new car

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #182 on:** May 03, 2008, 09:36:49 am »

Granted, but your new Delorian leaves you stranded in a time/space continuum(sp?)

I wish WoW had never been made.......

Daxe · « **Reply #183 on:** May 03, 2008, 11:31:49 am »

Granted, but now tons of nerds never learn the important lessons of dealing with people they cant stand

I wish my sisters ferrets hadnt chewed up my remote

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #184 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:22:52 pm »

^ Granted, but instead the ferret chewed up your favorite pair of shoes.

V I wish it was last Friday (05/02/2008) again.

goatchild · « **Reply #185 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:37:31 pm »

^ Granted, but you are now a chipmonk! 8D

V I wish I had a laptop. -.-

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #186 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:38:32 pm »

^ Granted, but it has a thousand viruses!

V I wish it was raining voodoo donuts.

jaybug · « **Reply #187 on:** May 05, 2008, 06:16:03 pm »

Granted, but none are maple bacon.

I wish the term was over already!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #188 on:** May 15, 2008, 05:54:23 am »

Granted but now you are in the middle of a new term, in your pregnancy!

I wish that the people on the other forums I go to posted as much as you guys!

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #189 on:** May 15, 2008, 12:30:20 pm »

Granted! But it's all in Sanskrit.

I wish I didn't have a math test next period...

jaybug · « **Reply #190 on:** May 15, 2008, 10:08:42 pm »

Granted, but now that time has been reversed, you will now throw up your next breakfast before you eat it!

I wish there was a nice restaurant to go eat at here in Eugene after I get off work at 11pm...

Seraph · « **Reply #191 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:30:32 am »

Granted, but they serve man.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

melchizedek · « **Reply #192 on:** May 16, 2008, 02:11:01 am »

Granted, but the circular logic causes the universe to explode.

I wish I was done with this sickness.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #193 on:** May 16, 2008, 08:57:41 pm »

Yes, but now you're down with the sickness.

I wish I could write a decent skit.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #194 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:11:14 pm »

^ Granted, but your work becomes instantly infamous due to content rivaling that of the Marquis de Sade.

V I wish I could go back in time three weeks and not miss so much school.

Higuma · « **Reply #195 on:** May 17, 2008, 09:54:37 pm »

^ Granted but you still fail all your school assignments.
v I wish I could go invisible when ever I wanted.

jaybug · « **Reply #196 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:57:55 pm »

Granted, but then you can't see either, and everything tastes like dirt for the next 12 hours.

I wish the Lane County government would just disappear...as if it isn't already...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #197 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:15:40 pm »

Granted. You now run Lane County. God help us all.

I wish I could decide on whether or not to make a KH Vincent Valentine costume...

jaybug · « **Reply #198 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:57:20 pm »

You decide not to, and instead work on making yourself a Lucky Charms leprechaun outfit, because they're magically delicious!

I wish I could read Shakespeare as fast as I read modern literature...

melchizedek · « **Reply #199 on:** May 18, 2008, 10:19:46 pm »

Granted, but the shock causes you to start acting like berries and cream lad.

I wish I could get good grade on next test.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493001 times)