Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493695 times)

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1600 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:38:05 pm »

Granted, but you had to make up for it the next morning.

I wish I had a pony.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1601 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:49:02 pm »

granted but he only goes in reverse.

Wish I had some cookies.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1602 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:02:14 pm »

Granted, they were poisoned.

I wish I had some juice.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1603 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:43:42 pm »

granted. You get 'Jolly's Juice'

I wish I had my old Banjo Kazooie games.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1604 on:** January 30, 2009, 06:58:00 pm »

Granted but it on fire

I wish I had something good to eat

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1605 on:** January 30, 2009, 09:50:51 pm »

granted! You get carrots, but they're fresh from the ground.

I wish for a Gundam mobile suit, Leo class.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1606 on:** January 30, 2009, 09:53:01 pm »

^ Granted it dose not work and it blows up and kills you

I wish I had amazing basketball skills

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1607 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:12:39 pm »

Granted but you live in Africa.

I wish for...a shrubbery.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1608 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:27:19 pm »

Granted, but I burnt it.

I wish I some chocolate.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #1609 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:28:46 pm »

Granted but the chocolate isn't that kind of chocolate

I wish I felt better

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1610 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:30:00 pm »

Granted, but I killed you.

I wish my back would quit hurting.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #1611 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:33:32 pm »

Granted but your legs get broken

I wish i had a boyfriend

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1612 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:35:24 pm »

Granted, but he was too fat for you. He died of a heart stroke seizure thing and had to be put down by the pot bellied pig exterminator.

I wish I had 6 fingers on one hand.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #1613 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:41:03 pm »

Granted but hundreds of people came down and killed you for being a freak

I wish I had a xbox 360 or playstation 3

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1614 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:42:29 pm »

Granted, that night it was stolen by a Elephant molester.

I wish I could drive.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #1615 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:44:22 pm »

Granted but the nest day you die in a car crash

I wish my knee pain went a way

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1616 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:45:16 pm »

Granted but now your head hurts from the many people dying.

I wish for 1000 pool noodles, 1000 1/2" PVC pipes, and 100 rolls of duct tape.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1617 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:47:12 pm »

Granted, you're too retarded and I was unable to understand what you wished for so I shot you.

I wish everyone was more like me.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1618 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:12:04 pm »

Granted, everyone in the world is now a clone of you.

(and with a little creativity, I could make 1000 toy foam swords with all that noodle, pipe and tape.)

I wish I had an army of 100 clones of myself under my command.

iKakashi · « **Reply #1619 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:37:44 pm »

^ grantid but there 100 times stronger then you then turn on you and tear you apart limb by limb

I wish I could get a girlfriend that likes anime and doesent cheat on me.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1620 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:40:30 pm »

Granted, Paypal declined your credit card though.

I wish everyone had a better sense of humour.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1621 on:** January 31, 2009, 12:41:50 am »

Granted. Too bad they still come with emotions.

I wish I could find tortillas my mom isn't allergic to. :/

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1622 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:11:36 am »

they are the kind made of mexican children.

Wish i lived by a beach.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1623 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:25:47 am »

Granted, there is a group of dead whales on the beach.

I wish I had foodz.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1624 on:** January 31, 2009, 08:30:45 am »

fried dead whale blubber

I wish my friend wasnt so sad.

Kallika · « **Reply #1625 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:17:26 am »

Granted but your friend is so happy she/he annoys you to death

I wish i had a cookie that won't kill me or taste bad.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1626 on:** January 31, 2009, 09:51:30 am »

Granted, I killed you.

I wish I had my babyboo.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1627 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:51:25 am »

it caught fire.

Wish I had some wizarding power.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1628 on:** January 31, 2009, 11:44:07 am »

you have some... VERY VERY little though ^^

i wish i wasn't sick

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1629 on:** January 31, 2009, 12:04:25 pm »

your diseased

Wish there was no diseases or cancer.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #1630 on:** January 31, 2009, 12:13:03 pm »

Granted, people are dying from hunger now.

I wish my relatives weren't so irritating. >.<

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1631 on:** January 31, 2009, 12:15:11 pm »

granted. They are now loving you to death.

Wish I had a taco of awesomeness!

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1632 on:** January 31, 2009, 10:43:21 pm »

Granted but it's an Angry Taco, like the angry burger! You burn the roof of your mouth.

I wish I could never make mistakes.

YouDontKnowMe · « **Reply #1633 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:08:02 am »

Granted, I threw a brick at you and you lost your ability.

I wish I had a cell phone.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1634 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:19:33 am »

Granted it dose not work

I wish for a ninja cat

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1635 on:** February 01, 2009, 11:49:34 am »

He kicks your @$$

Wish I had a totally awesome Jedi for a friend.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1636 on:** February 01, 2009, 12:01:11 pm »

Granted he kicks your @$$

I wish that I could start and stop time

jaybug · « **Reply #1637 on:** February 01, 2009, 04:38:58 pm »

Granted, but every time you re-start time, it starts from a completely random point.

I wish I wasn't here today...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1638 on:** February 01, 2009, 04:41:55 pm »

but you cant go there either.

Wish I had my old banjo kazooie games.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1639 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:32:05 pm »

Granted but it dose not work

I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1640 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:06:56 pm »

Granted, but you have to babysit 10 kids for 8 hours.

I wish I could make a new profile and start over. There are too many scars on this one.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1641 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:52:09 pm »

Granted the next on has more scars

I wish I was better socially?

jaybug · « **Reply #1642 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:07:51 pm »

Granted, but now that you play with what used to be your betters, you know better. No one asks you to pull their finger or nothing. Only invite you over for tea, and serve cucumber sandwiches, no meat!

I wish more people were here to spam around with....

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1643 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:45:34 pm »

granted, but it's the surviving clones of me!

This'll twist someone's mind a bit...
I wish I could be in an empty room but could not die.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1644 on:** February 02, 2009, 10:39:32 am »

you can never leave. forever

I wish i were independent of my parents

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1645 on:** February 02, 2009, 10:54:54 am »

Granted; they live rich, pleasurable lifes and you're constantly bored.

I wish today's 7+ hour shift won't suck really bad.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1646 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:48:53 pm »

sure whatever... you die

I wish I had a better day.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1647 on:** February 02, 2009, 03:56:07 pm »

Granted, someone throws your favorite flavor of pie in your face. Eat up.

I wish I could find some new friends on here. (braces for the worst X( )

Blackstar · « **Reply #1648 on:** February 02, 2009, 04:04:34 pm »

Granted but they are crazy

I wish people where not crazy

jaybug · « **Reply #1649 on:** February 02, 2009, 06:40:23 pm »

Granted, now you are full Bozo. Don't worry, I know you'll enjoy your insanity.

I wish the gage glass didn't just blow out and make me have to actually work now....

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493695 times)