Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493657 times)

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1700 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:03:33 pm »

granted but you have to be the new him.

I wish for a cookie of awesomeness!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1701 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:25:49 pm »

Granted it eats you

I wish I could do a funky dance

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1702 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:46:55 pm »

its out of style.

Wish for a giant gummy shark!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1703 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:55:19 pm »

Granted it on fire and it yells "OMG I AM LIKE ON FIRE" and your like "WHOO DUDE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS." and Spock is like "GET ON THE SHIP CAPTIN" and you get and the ship and it crashes The End

I wish I had even more energy!!!!!!!!!

jaybug · « **Reply #1704 on:** February 16, 2009, 08:34:13 pm »

Granted, but note that the DEA has been notified!

I wish I had Garden Gnome repellent!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1705 on:** February 16, 2009, 08:42:15 pm »

Granted but it attracts lawn flamingos

I wish I was a lawn flamingo

jaybug · « **Reply #1706 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:26:19 pm »

Granted, and you get planted along I-5 in the Terwilliger curves, so you cause many accidents from people staring at you trying to figure out what you are, and realizing too late that it was only a pink flamingo.

I wish every book I read this year is exciting and fun to read...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1707 on:** February 16, 2009, 11:16:29 pm »

Granted every book is the same

I wish for a spork

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1708 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:53:49 am »

granted, you get a spork, inconvieniently puncturing one of your lungs.

I wish I could go back 2 1/2 years in time, to a place in my life where things were happening.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1709 on:** February 17, 2009, 10:42:09 am »

Granted but you appear in front of a moving bus

I wish there where not so many weird commercials

NightLotus · « **Reply #1710 on:** February 17, 2009, 12:40:40 pm »

they are all really boring

i wish i had motivation...

Teasel · « **Reply #1711 on:** February 17, 2009, 12:57:34 pm »

Granted, your ass in on fire!

I wish that hackers had lives so they couldn't make computer viruses.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1712 on:** February 17, 2009, 01:04:09 pm »

Granted Now you don't have a life

I wish I did not have to do the dishes

NightLotus · « **Reply #1713 on:** February 17, 2009, 03:08:55 pm »

you have to make all the food

i wish i was a better artist

jaybug · « **Reply #1714 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:23:17 pm »

Granted, but now you only think mathematically.

I wish pay day was closer to today...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1715 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:53:58 am »

^ Granted they moved it to yesterday

V I wish I could go to the happiest place on earth Tijuana Mexico

NightLotus · « **Reply #1716 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:36:08 am »

In your coffin ^^

I wish I could make the rules

Blackstar · « **Reply #1717 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:39:44 am »

Granted you will receive this wish in the mail with in the next 500 years

I wish for more bacon

melchizedek · « **Reply #1718 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:47:29 am »

Granted

But the bacon, it is all cheap quality and doesn't taste good.

I wish people from my church would hang out with me more... stupid night shift.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1719 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:55:20 am »

Granted they eat all your bacon

I wish there was the church of bacon

jaybug · « **Reply #1720 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:07:42 pm »

It is, but your folks convert to Islam.

I wish I had more weekend this weekend...

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1721 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:35:11 pm »

granted but your weekend becomes another and another... forever

wish i would get my taxes back

jaybug · « **Reply #1722 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:22:25 pm »

Granted, you have won the Spanish National Lottery with that money. Please send your account number to me in order to direct deposit the funds you won!

I wish Lotus wasn't such a control freak...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1723 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:06:46 pm »

Granted now I am and I punch you in the face

I wish I was a fish.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1724 on:** February 20, 2009, 09:45:04 am »

Granted you have Pneumonia now

I wish that the Price is Right was on

princessmoon · « **Reply #1725 on:** February 20, 2009, 09:57:39 am »

Granted, but the apparatus u used to watch it imploded...

I wish I wasn't so sleepy!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1726 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:06:08 am »

Granted you are a sponge

I wish I did not have to cook my bacon

NightLotus · « **Reply #1727 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:39:05 am »

granted, it tastes crappy raw

i wish my family was happier

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1728 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:46:49 pm »

Granted but them smiling at you 24/7 is getting a bit creepy.

Wish I had more money. T^T

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1729 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:51:51 pm »

granted, but now you have to give it all to a crappy charity

I wish that I was Konan taking care of Nagato (spoiler)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1730 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:54:21 pm »

^ Granted WOOF?

V I wish I was not dyslexic so I would not have such a hard time reading names

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1731 on:** February 20, 2009, 05:00:00 pm »

granted. but now you are blind so you has no problem readind names

I wish Nagato was real. I'd huggle him all day

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1732 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:24:04 pm »

granted but he dies of FAILURE.

I wish for some friggin' cookies shaped like Rock Lee!

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1733 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:42:42 pm »

granted but they smell like fag

I wish Naruto would die

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1734 on:** February 20, 2009, 07:58:58 pm »

Granted but you get hit by a car.

Wish Borock Obama wasnt threated by racist people.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1735 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:04:57 pm »

granted but you get threatned by the racist people instead.

I wish that deidara wasn't dead

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1736 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:05:45 pm »

granted but he still sucks.

Wish it was tomorrow.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1737 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:16:30 pm »

Granted it is yesterdays tomorrow

I wish I did not have to do stuff tomorrow

NightLotus · « **Reply #1738 on:** February 21, 2009, 11:48:54 am »

every other day for the rest of you life is packed with work

i wish i was in corvallis

Blackstar · « **Reply #1739 on:** February 21, 2009, 12:00:12 pm »

Granted there is no spin being in corvallis is bad enough as it is.

I wish I was not in so much pain.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1740 on:** February 21, 2009, 12:07:22 pm »

you are really really sick

i wish i wasn't tired ever

Blackstar · « **Reply #1741 on:** February 21, 2009, 02:52:00 pm »

Granted but you are always dead

I wish for more girl scout cookies?

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1742 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:05:58 pm »

Granted, I bought them at Uwajimaya and ATES demZ!

Wish i had $50 more.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1743 on:** February 21, 2009, 05:27:31 pm »

Granted but you can't spend it

I wish that I did good on my test for my college class

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1744 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:02:46 pm »

Granted but you fail the class anyway.

Wish I had an elephant.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1745 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:57:19 pm »

Granted but it cost you $1,000,000,000 a day

I wish I had money

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1746 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:51:34 pm »

granted but you get the elephant.

Wish I could fly and do awesome ninja things.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1747 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:58:36 pm »

Granted you get suck in a jet turbine

I wish I was stuck in a jet turbine

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1748 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:40:25 am »

granted, but it's indestructable, and you're just stuck in it, so you starve over a months period as nobody hears you crying out for help.

I wish I was the best, at everything.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1749 on:** February 22, 2009, 10:08:32 am »

Granted but now everybody hates you for it.

Wish origami was easier.

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