Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493633 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #1800 on:** February 27, 2009, 06:20:50 pm »

Granted, the time machine comes and picks you up. Don't you just love Time Machines by Enterprise, We'll Pick YOU up. Well anyway, you go back and are feeling wonderful on Wednesday, and aren't sick all week. However you begin to pick your nose in public, and every time you see someone you think you may like, your nose begins to itch really really awful, so bad you can't help yourself. But that isn't the worst, oh no, you still get a poor grade on your final, you have been dreaming of a certain someone and your nose has been itching like you wouldn't believe ALL WEEK LONG!

I wish I could have come up with a better answer to that wish...

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1801 on:** March 03, 2009, 05:03:39 pm »

granted but the mods deleted it for being too offensive

i wish people would leggo my eggo

jaybug · « **Reply #1802 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:28:29 pm »

Granted, but now they are holding your family jewels for ransom.

I wish it was weekend already....

princessmoon · « **Reply #1803 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:07:46 pm »

Granted, but you just got a weekend job as a babysitter for the teletubbies.

wish: all the boys on the forum who say they are "ronery" to find themselves a nice GF. or BF, whatever floats their boat.

Hawkeye · « **Reply #1804 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:04:09 pm »

Wish granted, but you have to play matchmaker for each and every one of them.

I wish for one night of interrupted sleep during this 8am-5pm work schedule from the devil.

jaybug · « **Reply #1805 on:** March 04, 2009, 08:46:37 pm »

Granted, now the lawn mowers go off all day, and so do the weed whackers. Why, oh why did you want interrupted sleep? Oh, trash day is tomorrow, and every day thereafter!

I wish more people would view the million views......

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1806 on:** March 04, 2009, 08:48:13 pm »

Granted, but they're only hit-and-runs, so the impact isn't very significant.

I wish restaurants would stop spiking my food.

jaybug · « **Reply #1807 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:07:42 pm »

Granted, but the lap dances must continue!

I wish Dancing Tofu would cosplay as Cousin It from the Addams' Family!...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1808 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:43:48 pm »

Granted, but the cosplay is too accurate, and I get accused of being a professional, so I can't enter the cosplay contest. :C

I wish I could bhgmn v ,rtgfvhb nm cvgb hn

(that was me banging my head on the keyboard btw; couldn't think of anything clever)

jaybug · « **Reply #1809 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:52:22 pm »

Granted, you are now clever. So clever that they name you Clever Cleaver. And people wonder what happened to your Uncle Beaver Cleaver, so they ask you, A LOT! In fact it getes so oppressive, that you go postal,and like your new name you Mr. Clever Cleaver go to Cleveland, and go "chop chop, the king is coming!" And you start a rampage murder spree of all Canadians who are visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 5 fans of the band Triumph are chopped to bits. And there are 12 less Bryan Adams fans too. But you left the Rush fans alone, because they had hair like you.

I wish it were easier to come up with fake stories that didn't always involve bloodshed...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1810 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:54:56 pm »

Granted. You'll have to check Google for the templates though.

I wish I hadn't missed that math test last week. I now have to get 100% on the final AND my project in order to get a C.

princessmoon · « **Reply #1811 on:** March 04, 2009, 11:15:15 pm »

Granted, you didn't miss the test last week, but you failed that test anyways. Then, you missed the final and the project because you were detained in Canadian Jail.

I wish for eye candy...

Teasel · « **Reply #1812 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:38:44 pm »

Granted. Here's some candied eyeballs!

I wish I had my own gym to work out at (AND had time to go work out at it!)

princessmoon · « **Reply #1813 on:** March 05, 2009, 03:54:13 pm »

Granted, then random people start showing at YOUR gym and you can't get them to leave. You get in trouble for illegal solicitation and lose your gym rights. Then your garage gets flooded with boxes of candied eyeballs.

I wish for noodles--I r hungry......./hack!

jaybug · « **Reply #1814 on:** March 05, 2009, 04:30:11 pm »

Granted, but you have to eat them with me, right now, before they are all gone.

I wish my weekend lasted oh, about a week or so...

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1815 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:31:39 pm »

Granted. It's called spring bread num nut. You now have an STD from that one blonde chick. That's right you know the one.

I wish that people would quit biching about the economy.

jaybug · « **Reply #1816 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:17:16 pm »

Granted, but now all they do is bitch about the Damn Yankees!

I wish I could understand every language known to man...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1817 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:36:52 pm »

Granted, but you lost your voice in a tragic whaling accident.

I wish I had spring bread. Or really any bread that extends my weekend by 250%. Hell, I'll take 137% even!

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1818 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:58:54 pm »

granted but your weekends neverend meaning you have no income

wish school would end

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1819 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:30:38 pm »

Granted. Due to budget cuts, they can't afford to keep the schools running.

I wish more people would sign up for the MUS 142 class I want so it won't get canceled again next term. :[

princessmoon · « **Reply #1820 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:45:25 pm »

Granted, by the sensei was detained by monkeys in nevadaland...leaving no other to cover for the sensei.

I wish to take Japanese next school year.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1821 on:** March 06, 2009, 05:51:51 am »

Granted you are singed up but you can't go

I wish I could have a brake

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1822 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:44:06 pm »

^ granted but it is the brake pad for a car lol
wish sakuracon would come faster

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1823 on:** March 07, 2009, 09:23:01 am »

granted but you are in the hospitol when it comes.

wish i hadnt wasted money to see coraline.

jaybug · « **Reply #1824 on:** March 08, 2009, 06:11:58 pm »

Granted, you wasted money on a Will Farrell flick.

I wish I hadn't tried to eat all of the Voodoo Doughnut...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1825 on:** March 08, 2009, 07:36:56 pm »

Granted, you tried to eat a whole litter of kittens

Wish I wasnt failing in school.

jaybug · « **Reply #1826 on:** March 08, 2009, 08:48:26 pm »

Granted, you have gotten that out of the way, you failed!

I wish I had a non-caffeinated beverage to drink right now!

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1827 on:** March 08, 2009, 09:32:29 pm »

Granted, you get a cup of decaf coffee with 20 cubes of sugar in it.

I wish I had a way up to Sakuracon.

jaybug · « **Reply #1828 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:15:48 pm »

Granted, it's to the north.

I wish I could slap common sense into other people...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #1829 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:26:08 pm »

^ Granted! But you lose a little bit of your own each time you use your new power.

I wish I had a Range Rover.

princessmoon · « **Reply #1830 on:** March 09, 2009, 11:36:24 am »

Granted, they become primates on a mission to overthrown McDonald's.

I wish it would snow some more

jaybug · « **Reply #1831 on:** March 09, 2009, 05:12:09 pm »

Granted, but the flakes are coming from your scalp.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

princessmoon · « **Reply #1832 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:04:17 pm »

ewww....flakes...from my head...even though we all shed skin...EVERYDAY! lol.

Granted, you are no longer tired, but starving and there is nothing around you but salt... mountains and mountains of salt.

I wish...I can get my lab report done by 3am.

(I will regarless!)

jaybug · « **Reply #1833 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:17:15 pm »

Granted, but you forgot to put your name on the paper.

I wish we had to drive with penguins in the car...

princessmoon · « **Reply #1834 on:** March 09, 2009, 09:23:46 pm »

Granted, you get pulled over, but the joke is on you this time around.

I wish...the house would warm up just a little bit faster. I still love Oregon weather...

jaybug · « **Reply #1835 on:** March 10, 2009, 10:26:03 pm »

Granted, you now have a house fire.

I wish it was Friday already...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #1836 on:** March 11, 2009, 11:45:40 am »

^ Yeeeeaaaahh were gonna need you to come in on Saturaday Mmm'kay

^ I too wish it was friday.

jaybug · « **Reply #1837 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:06:55 pm »

GRanted, you now have a permanent weekend. Thank you for ~~playing~~, er I mean working.

I wish I could afford a vacation, RIGHT NOW!

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1838 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:01:01 pm »

granted

but you only have money to get to where you want to go

and you cant get back home
wish i was feeling better

venightmare · « **Reply #1839 on:** March 12, 2009, 08:17:04 pm »

granted, but now your entire family dies

i wish i had gimp XP

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1840 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:37:06 pm »

Granted. Not that it actually works.

I wish I had food to eat during my 100-mile bike ride tomorrow. D:

jaybug · « **Reply #1841 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:13:23 pm »

Granteds, all you can eat roadside pizza.

I wish my weekend was going to be longer than it will be...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #1842 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:36:47 pm »

Granted, time will stop at 11:59:59 Sunday night, when you walked outside and got soaked by the rain.

I wish I wrote my english paper.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1843 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:06:21 am »

Granted but you cant remember where you put it
Wish i had something to do...

lychee-twist · « **Reply #1844 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:45:33 am »

Granted you'll never finish it and your life will be incomplete with that one, unfinished task nagging at the back of your brain for the rest of the week until you finally forget it. Then ten years from now, when you're lying next to your significant other as your child sleeps between you, the metaphorical ghosts of that unfinished task will rear it's head once again. And since you discarded the materials to finish the task and because the US has gone to only green material made out of corn rather than toxic plastics or expensive metal, you'll never ever be able to recreate that task and never be able to finish it. Ever. So you'll weep bitterly in the corner of the shower as you slip into a quiet madness.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

EDIT: I guess that was a little heavy. Sorry. Here's an alternate: Granted you won't be able to decide between three ideas what to do.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1845 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:34:08 pm »

granted, but do to your very active life style you get the idea to see how long you can run. you end up running for 3 days and at the end of it you are so tired and deprives of rest and energy you eat much more then you can handle and spew on your family

i wish that i keep my current friends forever

jaybug · « **Reply #1846 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:09:08 pm »

Granted, but you forget the location of the box you buried them in 10 years down the road, and you awaken one night with your significant other lying next to you and your child between you...wow, deja vu all over again, huh? You poor poor thing.

I wish my cold would go away, but still take tomorrow off...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1847 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:46:59 am »

Granted, your cold takes tomorrow off, and it'll be back to work on Friday!

I wish I could go 4 weeks back in time and drop my math class, challenge the course, get my A, and not have to worry about not being eligible for FAFSA next term due to my horrific GPA.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1848 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:07:30 am »

=D Granted.

But tragically, your attention has been turned to other things. Like the loose seam on your collar, or the crooked hem of your shirt, or your almost-but-not-quite-there-symmetrical-shoe laces...! And, after perfecting all of the imperfections on your dressware, you blind all around you with your perfection.

And get sued. ...Ouch.

I wish my cat had a better pasttime than staring at me. Its just creepy.

kylite · « **Reply #1849 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:51:29 am »

Granted! your cat now has bolemia like my cat and leaves little gifts for you all over the house/apartment.

I wish the really cute anime style girls that are around my age would notice me...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493633 times)