Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493617 times)

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1850 on:** March 19, 2009, 08:47:56 am »

granted, but they're 2d and you get a massive amount of paper cuts

i wish that poke'mon were real

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1851 on:** March 19, 2009, 08:51:23 am »

Granted but now you get zapped and beaten up by every poke'mon ever

I wish that they'd stop making Dora the explorer and that Disney would stop making crappy movies

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1852 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:02:08 am »

Granted!

Now they make Lora the Exploree and Disney has passed its crappy movie making skills onto your favorite movie company!

I wish I had my mnm's.;-;

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1853 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:41:07 pm »

Granted but they got run over by a skittles truck.

I wish they didn't corrupt the Dragonball Evolution movie to fit with "our earth!" The figures are out at Wal-Mart already. Bulma's hair isn't blue, and Piccolo has the color of Garlic Jr. not true green! *dies* *gets wished back to life*

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1854 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:30:14 pm »

Granted!

But, sadly, now they corrupted it an entirely different and disturbing way; everyones crossdressing as an April Fools Joke.

I wish I could find my muse/inspiration. Damn things been ignoring my phonecalls. AGAIN.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1855 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:20:19 pm »

Granted

now you have really crappy ideas

I wish I had a full box of strawberry pocky. [
>> I don't have a fav. movie company...]

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1856 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:02:25 pm »

Granted!

You have a box full of strawberry pocky, gone stale and moldy 'cause the store forgot to check the experation date.

(...>> you do now.)

;3; I wish Bridge To Terabithia wasn't so damn sad.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1857 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:05:27 pm »

Granted. Now your life is all sunshine and rabbits and and and... >> WAR!

I wish I didn't have this horrible cough
[says who >>]

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1858 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:20:49 pm »

Granted!

Now you're having horrible hacking!>>;
(me<<)

I wish I had my permit already.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1859 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:23:36 pm »

[that's what I have this terrible dry hacking]
Granted but it was suspended for no reason

I wish that my Mudkip was level 100 already [BTW my game's already effed up and it crashes from time to time >>]

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1860 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:26:50 pm »

Granted!(...Crap.)

Your Mudkipz is level 100! But... From all of the time playing it, your game suddenly overheats and... Melts.

I wish I had the completed Pet Shop Of Horrors manga.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #1861 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:28:45 pm »

Granted, but it's written in Swahili.

I wish my life was a Sci-Fi drama.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1862 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:30:54 pm »

granted but you die in an explosion on a space station

I wish I had my bad of cough drops next to me and NOT on the other side of the room

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1863 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:32:33 pm »

Granted, but the coughdrops suddenly fall on the floor and roll under the couch.

I wish I could decide what pokemonz I liked best.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #1864 on:** March 19, 2009, 08:01:44 pm »

Granted, but it's weak and defenseless.

I wish I hadn't died in that explosion on that space station.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1865 on:** March 20, 2009, 12:20:18 am »

Granted, but in space, it doesn't really matter. (lol getit?)

I wish I could have made that pun better.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1866 on:** March 20, 2009, 01:23:55 am »

Granted, but the sheer level of awesome of the pun makes everyones head explode.D:

I wish I had a giant Totoro plushieee.X3

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1867 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:44:42 am »

granted but it takes up your whole bed and is stuffed with the fluff of 1000 lambs herded through the nuclear test area of new mexico and fed garlic grown from the farms of the antarctic.

I wish for a way to sakuracon.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1868 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:08:06 am »

Granted, but wishing doesn't make hitch-hiking lawful...or safe.

I wish the economy would get off it's ass and stop failing. :[

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1869 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:27:52 pm »

Granted, but now the economy's on its feet but is still failing horribly.D:

I wish... I knew what to wish for.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1870 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:40:28 pm »

granted, but sadly it was to destroy all poke'mon

i wish that the dishs would put themselves away

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1871 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:55:36 pm »

Granted, but dishes don't have arms or thumbs.D: They couldn't open the cubboard doors, and thus destroyed themselves in a horrible Mass Dish Suicide.

I wish I had moar money.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1872 on:** March 20, 2009, 10:07:02 pm »

granted, but you being such a nice person you gave it all to me for the funeral for all my dishes

i wish that my brothers friend would sit down and shut up

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1873 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:30:09 pm »

Granted, but now he won't stop squirming, and the springs in the couch are driving you mad!

I wish I had sugar. Green tea is gross.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1874 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:32:12 pm »

Granted but the cap falls off and you add to much
Wish I had something to do

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1875 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:45:47 pm »

Granted. Your now on the side of the highway picking up discarded trash!>>;

I wish I had more mnms.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1876 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:17:02 am »

Granted but they melt to fast and you could not eat them
Wish something interesting would happen... ANYTHING

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1877 on:** March 21, 2009, 01:51:10 am »

granted, 1000 nations of the Pocky empire descend upon you...our sticks of delicious might, will blot out the sun!

then we will fight in the milk!

I wish for mega giant pocky

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1878 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:42:05 am »

Granted, but its so huge, it melts under the hot, ...March... sun... >> yeah.

I wish my guro-lolita was finished.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1879 on:** March 21, 2009, 11:14:41 am »

Grated it fails

I wish for world war 3 and it was everyone was fighting Finland

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1880 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:54:40 pm »

Granted. D: Finland wins.

I wish I had a 36 ounce Monster.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1881 on:** March 21, 2009, 04:38:47 pm »

granted, but the monster is being hounded by a mob with pitchforks and torchs

i wish that my leg wasnt alseep

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1882 on:** March 21, 2009, 05:40:23 pm »

granted, its dead.

Wish I could cut you.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1883 on:** March 21, 2009, 07:28:30 pm »

Granted, but now your in jail for assault.>->

I wish I hadn't lost all my damn pens.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #1884 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:55:37 pm »

^granted but their all out of ink.

V I wish my friends would all be happy for once and not make me feel like a jerk.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1885 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:02:33 pm »

Granted but you go far far away making your friends very happy

I wish that I had cough syrup to get rid of this horrible hacking

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1886 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:23:13 pm »

Granted, but you accidently OD and wake up in the hospital years later from a medical-induced coma!DDD:

I wish my pens had ink.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1887 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:33:21 pm »

Granted but the ink drys up in the carterage

I wish I was a lie so I could have the cake

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1888 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:38:08 pm »

Granted, but the cake is dropped and splatters everywhere.D:

I wish I had more chocolate milk.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1889 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:44:04 pm »

granted, but theres a hole in the cup and it goes all over you

i wish i wasnt tired

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1890 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:46:50 pm »

granted now you can't sleep. ever.

I wish my cake didn't go splat

tofutakeout · « **Reply #1891 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:52:19 pm »

granted it goes kaboom instead.

I wish my face wasn't swollen.

Beruchi baka · « **Reply #1892 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:01:38 pm »

Granted. Now its invisable.

I wish I had more salad.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #1893 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:04:45 pm »

granted but it turns into a giant salad monster.

I wish I had more money.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1894 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:10:56 pm »

granted, but people burn it for energy (money is power... get it??)

i wish i was funnier

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1895 on:** March 21, 2009, 11:32:34 pm »

granted now you are a pile of lame

I wish my retard of a little sister never heard of twilight D<

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1896 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:41:51 am »

granted.... by now the next harry potter movie is coming out

i wish there were more and better zombie movies

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1897 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:43:31 am »

granted but they eat your face

I wish mrs. wherry would expload all over you

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1898 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:49:07 am »

(rofl)
granted, but u sheild me

i wish I was a zombie. . .with a bulletPROOF helmet

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1899 on:** March 22, 2009, 12:52:13 am »

granted but it's not rocket proof

I wish i could breathe without coughing every 5 seconds

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