Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424843 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1950 on:** March 23, 2009, 07:06:11 pm »

Granted you smell like pine nuts

I wish for the pie of fail

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1951 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:54:58 pm »

the pie of fail, fails, then wins. OH NO!

I wish I had more than 4 month old sprite in my fridge

jaybug · « **Reply #1952 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:17:43 pm »

Granted, you now have 14 month old Sprite to go with it! Wowzer!

I wish I could get some fried chicken on the way home tonight...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1953 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:27:23 pm »

Granted, but your fried chicken is coated in powdered sugar (lol), and rotten raisins.

I wish that anime was on T.V all the time.

jaybug · « **Reply #1954 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:35:46 pm »

Granted, but it's non-stop Gundam Wings of Destiny, or some hacked up Robotech.

I wish Hentai was accidently played during the network news...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1955 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:41:00 pm »

Granted, but when/if you have kids, they get a taste of it, and start watching it every night when you're not there. They get addicted to it, and become perverts practically living at strip clubs, and having hookers and/or prostitutes in their bed every night. They throw away all their money, and refuse to get help.

I wish I had a really awesome boyfriend, who didn't beat or sexually harass me (not that that's ever happened to me, just wanted to stop those two from being possible corruptions)

jaybug · « **Reply #1956 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:44:53 pm »

Granted, but he really wants to have a sex reassignment.

I wish more people were here lately...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1957 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:47:24 pm »

(Dammit, you found a loop hole)
Granted, but then way too many people are here, and you can never get your post finished before someone else responds first.

I wish that I was a super ninja!

jaybug · « **Reply #1958 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:52:19 pm »

Granted, they just love you in Paris!

I wish I could grant good wishes...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1959 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:59:17 pm »

well too bad. lol
Granted, but no one makes them, so you have the ability to, but you can't, because no one will post a good wish.

I wish MY computer wasn't broken (on the laptop, my old computer has a virus from hell, then we got rid of it, but the internet liked the virus, so when the virus left, the internet joined it....

)

jaybug · « **Reply #1960 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:23:46 pm »

Granted, you formatted the hard drive, and actually just got a new hard drive, but you can't find the disc that puts all the necessary programs back, but you did find a disc that hard the virus from Hell! Guess what?

I wish there was someplace I could get some tasty fried chicken on the way home from work tonight...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1961 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:42:59 pm »

Sheesh, GET OVER THE FREAKING CHICKEN ALREADY!
(reluctantly) granted, but when you get there, there is a bunch of people robbing it of all the fried chicken, and they kick you out of your car, and steal it.
Now you are car-less, and fried chicken-less, bad idea on your part bucko!

I wish I could die my hair white.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1962 on:** March 23, 2009, 11:48:51 pm »

Granted you can't change it back

I wish I could sleep

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1963 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:16:17 am »

granted, but only for 3.37 mins..

i wish that i didnt have to sleep

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1964 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:19:21 am »

Granted. You die of sleep deprevation

I wish I could stop watching this *spoiler warning don't say I didn't warn you**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-u4Otfxt6s

Blackstar · « **Reply #1965 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:42:24 am »

^ Granted you keep watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac

I wish I could rap

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1966 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:06:45 am »

granted but no one buys your albums.

I wish Itachi hadn't died

Blackstar · « **Reply #1967 on:** March 24, 2009, 11:14:54 am »

granted you die instead

I wish had the power of fire

soundninja12 · « **Reply #1968 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:06:40 pm »

Granted, you burn down everything you touch. You can never get anywhere near the people you love. You get locked up in a jail cell, and are never realized. You die in there.

I wish my family had a cool history (watching history detectives)

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1969 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:14:37 pm »

Granted you family has a history of piracy and therefore all sent to the gallows
[I'd give my life in place of Itachi-senpai so HA!]

I wish I could go to the Naruto world and kick my love's ass[sasuke>>]

Blackstar · « **Reply #1970 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:40:26 pm »

^ Granted you go and cut yourself with your emo love

I wish anime was never made

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #1971 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:54:40 pm »

Granted, but the Manga industry is booming because of it.
[me? a cutter? naw I'd just take his sword and stab him with it for killing Itachi D<]

I wish i could think of something really funny to wish for

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1972 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:59:34 pm »

granted.. but no ones around to see it

i wish that i had a life

Blackstar · « **Reply #1973 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:48:21 pm »

Granted but you don't have leg

I wish for bacon for all

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1974 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:24:49 pm »

granted, but its turkey bacon

i was for a spork

Blue Leader · « **Reply #1975 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:41:21 pm »

And you get a spork. A plastic one. But it's melted and is now a puddle of melted spork. Enjoy!

I wish I could make up my mind as to which Bleach character I want to dress as this year...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1976 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:24:10 pm »

granted you pick Zommari

I wish I wish I was a fish

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1977 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:36:29 pm »

granted... ur a full grown salmon....in a tiny fish bowl

i wish they made actually scary movies

Blackstar · « **Reply #1978 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:41:05 pm »

Granted it is about your love life

i WISH people wOULd Be HAppier WIth wHo tHEY ARE.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1979 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:43:54 pm »

granted but they get to full of themselve and dont get a love life therefore no more babies and no more human race.

Wish House/Wilson would happen already!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1980 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:47:10 pm »

Granted................... sine house is on FOX they take it off the air

I wish I did not have to go to lacrosse practice now

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1981 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:48:45 pm »

(^so mean!) granted, you get fat and DIE

Wish I could kill people with no law breaking.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1982 on:** March 24, 2009, 05:06:48 pm »

granted.. but you attempt to kill someone ...trip...then fall on ur knife...

i wish people would learn to not run with sharp objects..

jaybug · « **Reply #1983 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:21:23 pm »

Granted, now they just race-walk into walls with sharp objects.

I wish people would stop running over wildlife with their cars...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1984 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:23:38 pm »

granted, they back up over them.

Wish I had some peanut butters.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1985 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:24:24 pm »

^ Granted it is your brain

V I wish I had fish to eat today

jaybug · « **Reply #1986 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:30:18 pm »

Granted, goldfish are on sale at Petsmart, 10 for a dollar.

I wish I was sleeping better at night...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1987 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:31:56 pm »

^ Granted when you are sleeping ate your oreo cookie and drank the last of the milk in the fridge

I wish I could come up with more original ideas

jaybug · « **Reply #1988 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:35:48 pm »

Granted, but only for 15 minutes.

I wish I felt like eating...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1989 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:44:39 pm »

Granted but you have no mouth to eat with

I wish jay had a mouth to eat with

jaybug · « **Reply #1990 on:** March 24, 2009, 10:05:42 pm »

Granted. Ugh. Glad that's over with.

I wish my cold was gone...

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1991 on:** March 25, 2009, 01:14:18 am »

granted, u are now on fire

i wish it was 12pm..

Blackstar · « **Reply #1992 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:19:30 pm »

Granted it's 12pm 2000 years ago

I wish it was 6:30 pm

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1993 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:43:43 pm »

granted...i see you 2 thousand year ago and smack you up side the had for makeing me go back in time 2000 years...

i wish that left 4 dead wasnt stupid anymore... stupid melee fatigue..

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1994 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:53:46 pm »

.....granted but you get blowed up

Wish i had some non burnt cookies.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1995 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:59:28 pm »

granted...its dough...

i wish i had bullet PROOF armor

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1996 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:01:13 pm »

granted but not spork proof *pokes you with spork*

Wish I had a better MP3.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1997 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:04:38 pm »

granted...but its so much better...it reilizes its exisitance..and destroys ur home...

i wish i was a spork.....

jaybug · « **Reply #1998 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:24:40 pm »

Granted, now go spork yourself.

I wish I was on vacation..

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #1999 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:34:22 pm »

granted... in north of moscow...

i wish i was in outerspace...with a space suit..with vast reserves of oxugen tanks that are all full..and no sparks near them...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424843 times)