Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492998 times)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #200 on:** May 19, 2008, 02:26:17 pm »

Granted, you get a PASS and the class doesn't help your GPA.

I wish that I could have a second air conditioner for the bedroom of my apartment.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #201 on:** May 19, 2008, 04:23:21 pm »

Granted. It falls out of your window and kills a small, defenseless rat-dog.

I wish I would stop goofing off and start doing my homework...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #202 on:** May 20, 2008, 04:01:30 pm »

Granted but now you just go back to school and wait to hand your homework in as soon as you finish it. Even on Friday nights.

I wish I could breath in space.

Winfred · « **Reply #203 on:** May 20, 2008, 06:07:33 pm »

Granted, but the pressure makes your head explode.

I wish I could quit you.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #204 on:** May 20, 2008, 06:15:15 pm »

Granted. You are now me-free and a completely humorless and soulless human being. Have a nice day!

I wish my mom would pick up the phone...

Higuma · « **Reply #205 on:** May 20, 2008, 10:28:31 pm »

Granted, but when she picks up the phone you realize your mom is martha stewart

I wish I had more time to catch up on anime.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #206 on:** May 21, 2008, 06:52:50 am »

^ Granted, but now you have no job.

V I wish I could get excused from all my absences in my classes.

Winfred · « **Reply #207 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:53:49 pm »

Granted, but now they just think you're dead.

I wish I still had my old Pokémon Blue game.

jaybug · « **Reply #208 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:24:55 pm »

granted, but the batteries leaked inside and you can never power it up again. EVER!

I wish I could come up with my story for Shakespeare meets Scooby-Do, and not have to work so hard at it...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #209 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:29:37 pm »

Granted. But now you're being sued by both Hanna-Barbera and Shakespeare's ghost, and their lawyer is Phoenix Wright.

I wish Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann had had more episodes...

jaybug · « **Reply #210 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:34:23 pm »

Granted, but they were rushed out of China after the earthquake, and they didn't even include any language at all. No dubs, no subs.

I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #211 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:32:38 pm »

Granted but now you are sued by Coca-Cola at the same time as the other companies and Phoenix Wright is representing THEM too!

I wish I could win any argument.

jaybug · « **Reply #212 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:21:25 pm »

Granted, but now you don't stop talking to yourself, because you like the training it provides.

I wish this impending headache would stop...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #213 on:** May 22, 2008, 10:13:10 pm »

^ Granted, but it's still impending. It just never comes.

I wish I had more Copics than just the colors I have now...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #214 on:** May 23, 2008, 03:26:00 pm »

Granted, but they're really the same colors with new names!

melchizedek · « **Reply #215 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:32:19 pm »

What is your wish tom?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #216 on:** May 27, 2008, 01:50:13 pm »

I wished for nothing and I got a reply! Dangit!
Then again, so did paul....

I wish for a zamboni I could drive to work.

Hawkeye · « **Reply #217 on:** May 27, 2008, 01:59:38 pm »

^granted but you have to drive it through the forest

I wish I had enough money so I never had to work

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #218 on:** May 27, 2008, 02:22:09 pm »

^ Granted, but you cannot resist the urge to spend all of it on pudding

I wish summer would get here faster

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #219 on:** May 27, 2008, 04:01:45 pm »

Granted, but now Kumoricon 2008 is flooded by a foot winter rain and sleet.

jaybug · « **Reply #220 on:** May 27, 2008, 08:20:59 pm »

Granted, but now you suffer from perpetual brain-farts, that smell really bad, kind of like a zombie's kind of bad. And now no one wants to get any Pocky from you because they are afraid all of them will smell like that. So you think you can eat all the Pocky yourself, but no-oooooo! The real zombies come out of your closet and eat all the Pocky, and now your whole room smells like the un-dead!

I wish Tom would come up with better wishes...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #221 on:** May 28, 2008, 01:09:20 am »

Granted, but I wish for people to finish my sentences so that

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #222 on:** May 28, 2008, 10:50:16 am »

- I will never make a fool of myself again.

I wish I could resist the urge to change my icon constantly...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #223 on:** May 28, 2008, 04:34:38 pm »

Granted but now other people pick all of your avatars for you!

I wish that I knew how to use my new digital camera better.

Hawkeye · « **Reply #224 on:** May 28, 2008, 05:47:59 pm »

^wish granted but then you'd be taking pictures of people picking their noses
I wish summer vacation was already here

jaybug · « **Reply #225 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:05:35 pm »

Granted, but now it is Fall, and you were fired for missing work!

I wish I didn't have to type out this stupid folklore crap for class...

anime_rocker · « **Reply #226 on:** May 29, 2008, 10:14:00 am »

^ granted, but now you have to type out 3200 obituaries

v i wish summer would be here

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #227 on:** May 29, 2008, 11:02:32 am »

^ Granted, but it's the several-hour sliver of summer left between the end of K-con and the start of school.

I wish that fantarded little twelve-year-olds that know nothing of anime beyond Naruto, Bleach and Death Note would stop using random Japanese words when speaking or writing.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #228 on:** May 29, 2008, 12:11:37 pm »

^ Granted, but now start abusing Sanskrit making more annoying/confusing
I wish i didn't have to write my paper for Sci-fi class

Higuma · « **Reply #229 on:** May 29, 2008, 10:05:47 pm »

Granted but now you have to act it out and give a 2 hour oral lecture

I wish I could read women's minds like in that movie with mel gibson.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #230 on:** May 30, 2008, 04:54:27 pm »

Granted, but they all sound like Mel Gibson.

I wish that I had a super power from one of the newer Marvel movies.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #231 on:** May 30, 2008, 04:56:21 pm »

^ Granted, but you turn into the Thing and are shunned by society.

I wish the Dean of Admissions at my school would shut up, get over herself and stop throwing a tantrum whenever I don't acknowledge her presence.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #232 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:06:11 pm »

Granted. But the Assistant Dean is replaced with someone JUST like how the real dean used to be.

I wish I could adventure with Indiana Jones.

jaybug · « **Reply #233 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:39:05 pm »

Granted, but all you adventures are in Indiana, and you spend all your time keeping up with the Jones's.

I wish I didn't have so many little pains all over my back...

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #234 on:** June 02, 2008, 12:36:40 am »

Granted. You now have one BIG pain on your back.

I wish I could pilot the Burning Gundam.

Kimiski · « **Reply #235 on:** June 02, 2008, 06:07:07 am »

Granted, but you end up loosing control of the gundam and crash into Man Faye's house right when he is changing into his cosplay getting a front row seat to all.

I wish it could snow all year long

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #236 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:23:06 am »

Granted, but now there's no more cons because everything is under a mile of snow and glaciers and all the humans are dead in this new ice age.

I wish I could just decide on an auxiliary costume instead of constantly being indecisive...

jaybug · « **Reply #237 on:** June 02, 2008, 06:36:48 pm »

Granted, but the question now is, will Mickey Mouse be accepted at the con?

I wish I didn't have one more paper to write...

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #238 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:43:36 pm »

Granted. You now have 500 more papers to write.

I wish I had a prehensile tail like a monkey!

jaybug · « **Reply #239 on:** June 03, 2008, 06:13:29 pm »

Granted, but now you are being surrounded even as we speak by government agents dressed in black, and you are going to go to Area 51 for further study.

I wish I had my paper written already...

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #240 on:** June 03, 2008, 09:49:46 pm »

^ Granted, but it was written by a drunken, dyslexic hippopotamus
I wish for an awesome super power

TIMEcard · « **Reply #241 on:** June 03, 2008, 10:03:48 pm »

^ Granted. You have the ability to give everyone but yourself Awesome Super Powers.

I wish I could get a good cosplay skit together.

Higuma · « **Reply #242 on:** June 03, 2008, 11:15:15 pm »

Granted, but you break your leg before the skit and no one ever sees it.

I wish I could go to japan.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #243 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:37:34 am »

Granted. But it turns out that there's a city in the middle of the desert named Japan, and there's nothing remotely Japanese there.

I wish I could date Makoto Kino. (this oughta be good. Wonder how THIS'LL get corrupted.)

TIMEcard · « **Reply #244 on:** June 04, 2008, 10:33:38 am »

Granted, but then you turn her into a lesbian.

I wish Double-U was still an active band.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #245 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:48:07 pm »

Granted, but they've changed their name and become the quarter-assed band Dubya!

I wish my wishes were uncorrupted!

TIMEcard · « **Reply #246 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:56:48 pm »

Granted, but then life is now un-fun because this thread no longer works on you.

I wish friends with long hair would be willing to cut it like I did to fit it under a wig.

jaybug · « **Reply #247 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:07:24 pm »

Granted, but your friends mistook what you wanted so they cut off your hair and their hair and fit it all under a wig, so now you can cosplay Cousin It from the Addams Family. Except Cousin It wasn't calico.

I wish I knew what was going to be on the final exams, so that I don't have to study everything that won't be on the exam...

Kimiski · « **Reply #248 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:38:32 am »

Granted, but the exam is cancelled after spending all your time studying for nothing.

I wish I knew how to read music

jaybug · « **Reply #249 on:** July 15, 2008, 05:23:19 pm »

Granted, but now you are fully functionally illiterate! But you can dance to it!

I wish I hadn't "volunteered" for 16 hours of overtime this weekend. I mean what weekend!

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492998 times)