Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493538 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #2050 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:51:33 pm »

Granted you are this

I wish I could be this

Sugarlat · « **Reply #2051 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:14:06 pm »

Granted, Your a retarded purple dude who loves to count.

I wish I was photogenic

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2052 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:29:14 pm »

Granted but the paparazzi never leaves you alone.

I wish I had more money to get ready for Sakuracon. (I can sense this might be going one of two ways)

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2053 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:54:34 am »

granted...you cause inflation... (see that one?)

i wish i had caused inflation.....

Blackstar · « **Reply #2054 on:** March 28, 2009, 07:30:28 pm »

Granted you inflate and you blow up and die

I wish I could be a jet turbine

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2055 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:07:47 pm »

granted you eat superman and get man tights stuck in your mouth

Wish i could meet my fave celebs.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2056 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:30:02 pm »

Granted you get to meet Robert Sean Leonard but when you meet him He get hit by Tim the jet turbine.

I wish my lacrosse stick did not get all dirty today

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2057 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:48:48 pm »

granted.....well i would sya the other thing but its too perverted.

Wish I had some coffee.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2058 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:52:17 pm »

200 cans of coffee sit at your feet with no coffee maker in sight.

I wish the Dragonball movie would follow the original series plot.

Sugarlat · « **Reply #2059 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:55:45 pm »

Granted but it's played by the worst actors in the world and the cgi is crap

I wish my kitten was with me 8D

Syd-chan · « **Reply #2060 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:57:01 pm »

Granted, but you're allergic. 8D

I wish I had more energy.

Sugarlat · « **Reply #2061 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:57:50 pm »

Mmm...Granted, no strings attached *wag*

I wish i could find a decent sexy wig

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2062 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:00:15 pm »

you find one but when you use it others have on sexier wigs.

I wish for...another shrubbery! or I shall say...Nih!

Blackstar · « **Reply #2063 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:03:47 pm »

Granted you say Nih

I wish that I know how to style my wig

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2064 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:30:10 pm »

Granted but it comes out looking like Deidara's hair.

Wish I was on SPEEEEED!!!

Blackstar · « **Reply #2065 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:32:29 pm »

Granted but in the old west style

I wish that my brain would stop thinking so much

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2066 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:06:40 am »

granted... ur brain dead..

i wish i had a fish

Blackstar · « **Reply #2067 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:45:41 am »

granted it eats you and I eat the fish and someone eats me

I wish I was not dead

jaybug · « **Reply #2068 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:54:49 am »

Granted, yo are not dead, you are un-dead! I hope you need the exercise, as you'll be shuffling off to Buffalo tonight.

I wish I can do something that gets rid of the diabetic condition I have...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2069 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:35:50 pm »

try this rotten dead bunny I has in a box under barbed wire and salt!

WIsh I didnt have to go to school tomorrow.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2070 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:41:37 pm »

Granted you don't go to school you go to Jay's house

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2071 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:54:53 pm »

granted.. for 24 hours

i wish i ....had a pencil

jaybug · « **Reply #2072 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:19:14 pm »

Granted, you now have a pencil neck. You geek!

I wish I was starting vacation...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2073 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:32:38 pm »

^ Granted. VACATION'S OVER! GET BACK TO WORK!!!

V I wish for a dish of fried fish that is delish.

jaybug · « **Reply #2074 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:41:12 pm »

Granted, here's a bag of cuttlefish, enjoy. I like cuttlefish. I just wish they didn't seem almost sentient, that and so amazing. Maybe you should be granted a Babelfish.

I wish for a universal translator that you don't have to put in your ear...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2075 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:46:40 pm »

^ Granted, but it needs LMNOP batteries, and Energizer, the only company in the world that makes them, stopped selling them two days ago.

V I wish I wasn't such a jerk sometimes.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2076 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:51:49 pm »

granted.....I cant really alter that.

Wish I was on SPEEED!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2077 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:53:35 pm »

^ Granted, but you caused the bus to go BOOM!

V I wish Jeff Dunham was my next door neighbor.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2078 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:54:55 pm »

Granted, but Peanut is always in your bedroom when you sleep at night for some unkown reason

Wish Robert Leonard was my Next door neighbor.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2079 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:56:45 pm »

^ Granted; he likes playing Doctor with your mom.

V I wish Mom jokes would stop!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2080 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:58:02 pm »

granted, now we make fun of you on comedy central

Wish I had some broccoli

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2081 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:00:09 pm »

^ Granted; it eats you with butter.

V I wish I could find a psycho killer, tie him/her up, cut off a leg and eat it in front of them before I shoot them in the head with the ultimate death ray.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2082 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:01:58 pm »

LEAVE ME ALONE!

Wish I had the ultimate scythe!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2083 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:04:52 pm »

^ Granted; it's made out of CHOCOLATE!!!

V I wish Taco Bell would burn to the ground & I would get $8,900,000 in insurance, ebcause I'm the only awesome employee there.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2084 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:14:34 pm »

granted but you get robbed of all your money and Taco bell is instantly rebuilt

Wish I had some Tacos.

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2085 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:18:51 pm »

granted...but its fish tacos..

i wish i had some chinese food

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2086 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:19:51 pm »

^ Granted; fried puppy with a side of kitty chow mein.

V I wish to have Ranma's curse for just one hour.

jaybug · « **Reply #2087 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:19:49 pm »

Granted, but no one splashes you with cold water, until 15 seconds left, and then when it ends, you are just stuck that way, FOREVER BABY!

I wish I wanted to be here at work....

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2088 on:** March 29, 2009, 04:52:57 pm »

granted... and you never leave

i wish i could catch fire...

jaybug · « **Reply #2089 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:14:35 pm »

Granted, you have a number #1 hit single, and then no one ever hears from you again, until VH1 comes a calling 20 years later.

I wish it wasn't always something......

Blackstar · « **Reply #2090 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:19:58 pm »

Granted it is never blue

I wish I did not just look at Washougal_Otaku myspace buddy list

jaybug · « **Reply #2091 on:** March 29, 2009, 06:29:15 pm »

Granted, but you accidently hit upon a scatological web site instead.

I wish more people could understand my humor....

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2092 on:** March 29, 2009, 08:24:08 pm »

granted...but they dont find it funny

i wish i wasnt lazy

jaybug · « **Reply #2093 on:** March 29, 2009, 08:37:27 pm »

Granted, now you are barely in fact most people would think it imperceptible, but you are less lazy than you were oh, so 15 minutes ago.

I wish it was time to go home now.....

VenomDkoc · « **Reply #2094 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:08:49 pm »

granted...but u missed the moment in time in which it was time to go home...now ur stuck where you are forever..

i wish i controled time..

Blackstar · « **Reply #2095 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:11:59 pm »

Granted you can make time move foreword one second every second

I wish I was not a dog

jaybug · « **Reply #2096 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:04:01 pm »

Granted, now you are a mole.

I wish this pain in my chest/stomach would just go away!

Blackstar · « **Reply #2097 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:05:48 pm »

Granted you have no chest and stomach

I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow

jaybug · « **Reply #2098 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:12:09 pm »

Granted, you spend the night in jail.

I wish I had a better dinner planned than I do for tonight...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2099 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:16:38 pm »

Granted you get to spend dinner with me

I wish I did not have to spend dinner with jay

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493538 times)