Granted, but then you wake up. No seriously, you do all that, but the hidden fees the UO charges eat your financial aid alive, and you are eating top ramen 3x7x365, and there is no money for doing your laundry: which may be a good thing, because you didn't want to go out on dates as you are working so hard to keep that perfect GPA thing going. Don't worry bed bugs aren't permanent, and the silverfish of Eugene will eat them all sooner or later anyway.
I wish I didn't smell like grease, but then that would be like wishing I wasn't at work...