Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493444 times)

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2250 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:50:04 pm »

Granted, you get very angry and desire for certain people to die, they do, you hate yourself for it, and desire to die yourself.

I wish that all of my kumoricon cosplays were finished.

kylite · « **Reply #2251 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:41:03 pm »

granted, but their all made out of cardboard and its raining....inside and outside

I wish I had a collar for my cat that allowed her to talk

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2252 on:** June 18, 2009, 11:36:45 pm »

Granted, but she/he wont friggen shut up about useless crap!

I wish my computer was fast so I could play runescape again.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2253 on:** June 25, 2009, 03:56:25 am »

^ Granted, but you're so terrible at the game that you give up & stick to solitare.

V I wish for a safe flight to and from AX.

jaybug · « **Reply #2254 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:39:55 pm »

Granted, but you were re-directed to Witchita Falls due to a thunderstorm. And then you bags went to Cleveland. LeBron James has them now.

I wish I got paid to watch good anime...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2255 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:43:19 pm »

Granted but I am your boss

I wised I was jaybug's boss

jaybug · « **Reply #2256 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:45:50 pm »

My boss has a shaved head, are you sure you still wish to be my boss? I mean, you can't be any dumber than the bosses I've had here so far. My current boss isn't stupid though. But he is a nuke!

I wish I had more interesting things to talk about...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2257 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:48:40 pm »

^ Granted you are a convicted murder. Happy story telling

V I wish Kelly (not part of the forum) would responded and help me calm down

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2258 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:56:18 am »

Granted. SHe says "I LOVE WAFFLEZ!!"

Wish for my Vulcan.

jaybug · « **Reply #2259 on:** July 08, 2009, 08:28:16 pm »

Granted, but is isn't logical.

I wish Mentally Hilarious had 16" guns.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2260 on:** July 08, 2009, 09:20:01 pm »

granted, but they are no match against 18 inch guns and lose at playing battleship.

I wish for all the supplies I need for cosplays at K-con!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2261 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:18:40 pm »

The supplies you receive are of the lowest quality.

I wish I had more free time.

jaybug · « **Reply #2262 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:28:07 pm »

Granted, the warden has allowed you an extra hour in the yard every other day.

I wish I had more energy to get stuff done before I come to work...

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2263 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:03:35 pm »

Granted, but you will never sleep again 0.o
Wish i had another mountain dew

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2264 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:14:41 pm »

Granted. No babies for you.

I wish I had a job. D:

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2265 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:21:49 pm »

Granted but you cant get time off for the con

Wish the new final fantasy game would come out already

jaybug · « **Reply #2266 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:43:28 pm »

It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade!

I wish someone would release episodes 26-50 52? of Kenichi already!

Blackstar · « **Reply #2267 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:49:42 pm »

Granted I also release the hounds

I wish I was playing the WWYD game

jaybug · « **Reply #2268 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:22:30 pm »

Granted, whoops, sorry you got into the Favorite game. My bad. Please play again later.

I wish a porterhouse steak was waiting for me when I get home...

The_Geek · « **Reply #2269 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:24:00 pm »

Granted, but it is burnt through and through and a week old.

I wish my mail orders would come already.

jaybug · « **Reply #2270 on:** July 15, 2009, 08:39:07 pm »

Granted, sorry they took so long but the people at Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms just really needed to be sure. Boy were they surprised when they found it was only porn. Mebbe those dogs are ya know? Shudders.

Are you having too much fun?

Blackstar · « **Reply #2271 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:46:36 pm »

GRANTED way to fail

I wish I could think of something more witty to say about that epic fail.

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #2272 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:58:28 am »

granted, but now you lose alla ability to move an part of your body, including your tounge.

i wish wigs didnt give me headaches

Savvy-kins · « **Reply #2273 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:59:36 am »

Granted, but now the wigs are moving of their own accord, becoming snakes and attacking random passerby.
...I wish there were yaoi fans around...

And btw...

Quote

It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade

I think that'd be great and controversial.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2274 on:** July 16, 2009, 01:29:59 pm »

ummmm look harder they are everywhere *cough* *cough* Taz *cough* *cough*

I wish that next kumoricon we all will brake out into a giant musical number.

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #2275 on:** July 16, 2009, 03:42:39 pm »

granted but it will be a ahannah montana song with everyone trying to proform the thriller dance and failing horribly!

i wish my cats would stop keeping me up at night

kylite · « **Reply #2276 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:48:05 pm »

Granted but now they puke all over your things on the floor(sadly I know this curse)

I wish work was over

Blackstar · « **Reply #2277 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:26:03 pm »

^ Granted you are fired

V I wish I could show off all my fav AMVs

Savvy-kins · « **Reply #2278 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:58:34 pm »

Granted, but then your fave AMV's develop a haunted conscience and attempt to cut you up with a spoon.
I wish I was married to Trent Reznor.

The_Geek · « **Reply #2279 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:36:33 pm »

Granted, but you do a Cher and get divorced 45 minutes later.

I wish my computer had a new power module thingie.

jaybug · « **Reply #2280 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:48:17 pm »

Granted, hope you like the speed of running off 12,500 volt power! Direct feed off the power pole on the street! AWESOME!

I wish fewer people were ignorant...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2281 on:** July 16, 2009, 09:56:10 pm »

Granted *insert pro-democratic joke here*

V I wish my wish will not be made

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2282 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:17:29 pm »

Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!! *ladies underwear appears on your head, dragon balls scatter*

I wish I had a car that worked, and never ran out of gas, had anti-theft shock fields, and personal voice command recognition, and it only cost me a dollar.

StarryShay · « **Reply #2283 on:** July 16, 2009, 10:32:14 pm »

Granted, but now because of inflamation, a dollar is really the equivelent of one hundred thousand dollars. I hope that made sense. x3)

I wish that my pneumonia would be healed. TwT

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2284 on:** July 17, 2009, 06:29:21 am »

Granted. First, you have to sleep.

I wish I knew what this red button does...

sabata · « **Reply #2285 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:11:23 am »

Granted. but the red button is inevitably destroyed

I wish that everyones wish's had the word i wish in front of them.

NightLotus · « **Reply #2286 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:08:08 am »

Granted. All their wishes read "I wish sabata was dead" these wishes are granted without a flaw.

I wish i didn't feel sick.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2287 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:59:42 am »

^ Granted you feel a little dead

I wish that I did not just lose the game

goatchild · « **Reply #2288 on:** July 17, 2009, 10:20:18 am »

Granted, you are now in Soviet Russia and The Game has lost you.

I wish I could move out.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2289 on:** July 17, 2009, 10:28:19 am »

Granted you move in with me! Enjoy hearing all those voices int he middle of the night.

Wish I could meet Anton Yelchin.

NightLotus · « **Reply #2290 on:** July 17, 2009, 11:18:13 am »

if meet for you is "stumble across a rotting corpse" then, granted! ^^

i wish i could teleport

sabata · « **Reply #2291 on:** July 17, 2009, 12:24:04 pm »

granted. but now every time you take a step you get shorter and shorter.

I wish my cell phone was able to send music.

Savvy-kins · « **Reply #2292 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:34:38 pm »

[EDIT] Oops. XD
Wish granted, but now your cell phone also sends snippets of your conversations to the Government.
I wish that I could come to the dance tomorrow. =(

sabata · « **Reply #2293 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:48:31 pm »

Granted but your legs will fall off just for the time during the dance
i wish i could be able to walk really fast, and run really slow.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2294 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:52:00 pm »

Granted, but your analog stick's messed up so you can only run while moving forward.

I wish my inside jokes weren't limited to being inside my head. D:

sabata · « **Reply #2295 on:** July 17, 2009, 10:03:51 pm »

granted, they are in everyones head and everyone knows your thoughts. including where you live. and your credit cards info.

I wish this thread would get the most posts ever.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2296 on:** July 18, 2009, 01:04:43 am »

Granted, it gets so many that it stops counting at 99999.

I wish they would come out with a sega master system classics collection.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #2297 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:39:27 pm »

Granted but it fails cause the OS burns to a crisp every time it gets turned.

I wish I had copic markers.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2298 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:41:18 pm »

Granted, but they are all the same color.

I wish I had AC in my house.

kit2kit · « **Reply #2299 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:04:40 pm »

Granted but Cirno is inside of it and mistakes you for a frog and freezes you.

I wish I could find a light blue pleaded skirt

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493444 times)