Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493414 times)

sabata · « **Reply #2350 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:55:19 am »

granted. except that tofu is now a fish out of water, and is famous. so tofu gets billions for living.

I wish i could catch up on the lost episodes...........

Kimiski · « **Reply #2351 on:** August 27, 2009, 11:16:13 pm »

^ Granted. But you become lost on your way to Kumoricon and don't make it in time!! *gasps*

V I wish that the back room would magically clean itself.

jaybug · « **Reply #2352 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:36:57 pm »

That isn't magic, that's a gas explosion! I hope you are in the front room. On the phone. Calling the 911.

I wish I had better idea of what to spend my money on. Something more specific than EVERYTHING!

venightmare · « **Reply #2353 on:** August 28, 2009, 05:44:22 pm »

granted, but now all your money goes to a drug dealer and your homeless selling yourself...

i wish i knew why that green cricket wouldn't leave me alone today was thinking...

jaybug · « **Reply #2354 on:** August 28, 2009, 09:05:45 pm »

They are just that way. And they are called Katydids. I get a couple a year that seem to want to go for rides on my car, to or from work. Sometimes they make the trip, and that's when I find them. Best a wasp has ever done was about a mile. Flies only ride in the car. And then won't fly away when you roll the window down.

I wish we hadn't run over so many living things on our road trip...

sabata · « **Reply #2355 on:** August 31, 2009, 01:23:07 am »

granted. you run over everyone else because they are on the street and dead. which FYI, are bad for the shocks. i almost ruined my car running over dead people.

I wish i could find a damn ditto on pokemon. they are so pimp.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2356 on:** August 31, 2009, 08:57:47 am »

Granted, you find nothing but ditto. NOTHING! When you are about to capture your legendary, IT'S REALLY A DITTO!
Ha, you're screwed.

I wish that my kimono would sew itself

sabata · « **Reply #2357 on:** August 31, 2009, 09:39:09 am »

granted. but it can't sew very well

I wish i could get my school ID soon. it works as a bus pass after september 1st. which is tomorrow.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2358 on:** August 31, 2009, 10:23:33 am »

Granted, you get it, but you picture makes you look like an 80 year old woman. You can never be recognized as you.

I wish my cell phone wasn't crap

sabata · « **Reply #2359 on:** August 31, 2009, 10:24:59 am »

granted. you have no phone at all.......except a lava lamp that burns when you put your ear to it. if you yell loud enough, your friend will hear you.

I wish i could go buy something to drink

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2360 on:** August 31, 2009, 10:29:01 am »

Granted. You choke on WHATEVER it is and die. 4 days before kcon, lol

I wish the lava lamp would stop burning my ear

xcthulhux · « **Reply #2361 on:** August 31, 2009, 11:16:44 am »

granted.
but then it falls and explodes all over you... (that sounded oddly dirty >.>)

I wish for over 9000 wishes.

sabata · « **Reply #2362 on:** August 31, 2009, 11:26:14 am »

granted just keep posting

I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it

xcthulhux · « **Reply #2363 on:** September 01, 2009, 04:49:03 am »

Quote from: sabata on August 31, 2009, 11:26:14 am

granted just keep posting

I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it

granted, but it will get stolen on the way to the con.

i wish hardstyle zombie was sitting right next to me eating chips.

HardstyleZombie · « **Reply #2364 on:** September 01, 2009, 04:55:34 am »

granted i wish cthulhu was playing guitar hero

Kimiski · « **Reply #2365 on:** September 01, 2009, 05:00:27 am »

^ Granted, but you loose all your memory for the game

V I wish that my cosplay armor will be nice to me and actually work out

xcthulhux · « **Reply #2366 on:** September 01, 2009, 06:36:03 am »

granted, but the rest of your clothes go missing 0.o

i wish that the next person would not corrupt this wish

HardstyleZombie · « **Reply #2367 on:** September 01, 2009, 11:06:45 am »

^ granted but you next wish will be

i wish xcthulhux was a pillow

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2368 on:** September 01, 2009, 07:16:51 pm »

^ Granted. But you wake up without a head. -shrug-

v I wish a wig before the con so I don't have to cut my hair and dye it blue. D:

Yasu Saru · « **Reply #2369 on:** September 01, 2009, 07:21:16 pm »

Granted but something valuble will go missing

I wish that the next three days of school are easy(the next 3 days are the first week EEEEWWWW)

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2370 on:** September 02, 2009, 11:06:21 pm »

Granted but the rest are a living hell lol
wish the con was here it seems so far away

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2371 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:40:24 am »

Granted! But it turns out that your pre-regisration didn't REALLY go through... Have fun waiting in line! Lol.

I want to get better before the con. Stupid sickness!

sabata · « **Reply #2372 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:43:05 am »

granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2373 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:46:51 am »

granted but they are on the moon...
wish there was something good on the radio

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2374 on:** September 03, 2009, 12:52:17 am »

Quote from: sabata on September 03, 2009, 12:43:05 am

granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots

I'm expecting the plane down there to crash actually.. D:

^ Granted. But Miley is after that and there are no other stations.

v I wish I could make up my mind! ARGH.

sabata · « **Reply #2375 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:02:12 am »

granted, here is some mascara, and blush. oh yeah, and a knife to get in there

I wish my cat would stop climbing onto my lap while i'm typing

doryishness · « **Reply #2376 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:05:58 am »

^ granted. Now he's puking on the floor.

I wish I had some milk.

sabata · « **Reply #2377 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:08:14 am »

granted, but it's from an old man who wants to be a woman.
(and my cat is a girl)

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2378 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:32:53 am »

^Granted! But you get no wish!

v I wish that I was a ninja turtle. 8D

doryishness · « **Reply #2379 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:37:56 am »

Granted - You already have a ninja turtle, you just can't see it since it's a ninja

I wish somebody would disapper from the face of the earth

sabata · « **Reply #2380 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:40:41 am »

granted it's you, and youare on the moon listening to a cat meow over and ever again until it dies.

I wish i could solve this damn rubix cube. or get some fireworks to blow it up with

doryishness · « **Reply #2381 on:** September 04, 2009, 12:44:23 am »

granted. But you blow off your own fingers and are never able to solve it.

I wish that nobody could corrupt my next wish.

sabata · « **Reply #2382 on:** September 04, 2009, 01:46:30 am »

granted. your next wish will be corrupt free. it will now be corrupt 400$

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2383 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:01:57 pm »

Granted. You get no wish.

I wish that that STUPID wig shop was open on Sundays.. Ugh.

doryishness · « **Reply #2384 on:** September 09, 2009, 10:14:48 pm »

granted. But now it's closed every day of the week except on Sundays.

I wish I could lose weight really fast.

Kimiski · « **Reply #2385 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:32:41 am »

^ Granted, but you get it back just as fast

V I wish this stupid cold would go away

doryishness · « **Reply #2386 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:39:17 pm »

granted. But in it's place comes a fever.

I wish I could just snap my fingers and have a cool steampunk cosplay appear in my size.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2387 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:05:52 am »

Wish granted but during your time wearing it, the machines on the cosplay start to wind themselves and go crazy.

I wish that I had $2000

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2388 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:09:07 am »

Granted! But It's monopoly monies. Too bad..

I wish my cat would spend more time with me.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2389 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:37:23 am »

Granted. It Claws you everynight while you sleep until its satisfied with the amount of blood loss.

I wish I had a Yamaha R6

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2390 on:** September 14, 2009, 02:43:31 am »

Granted, but now you don't have money for the insurance or fuel.

I wish 50 people would email me tomorrow looking to buy tickets to my next show.

Edward~xD · « **Reply #2391 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:18:05 am »

Granted. But none of them show up. =/

I wish that I could find a decent and cheap apartment.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2392 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:38:56 am »

Granted, but the flooring is so bad that the first night you stay there it opens up and you fall into the apartment below you.

I wish for these bug bites to disappear.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2393 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:07:46 am »

Granted, but you discover that when they leave, you lose all your superpowers! D':

I wish I didn't lose all my superpowers :<

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2394 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:14:07 am »

Wish granted, but your powers will come back to you in immense quantities so it's not long till you... EXPLODE!!! 0_0

I wish that I had a good costume idea for K-con 2010.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2395 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:17:07 am »

Granted! I make a recommendation, but not knowing what you look like, it's a terrible one! D:

I was my budget wasn't so tight right now. :/

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2396 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:18:38 am »

... you got me there. I can't corrupt something like that.

I wish my brain would function more maturely rather than filled with inappropriate sex talk.

doryishness · « **Reply #2397 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:01:56 pm »

Granted. But you never understand innuendo again.

I wish there was at least another week before school starts.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2398 on:** September 14, 2009, 12:21:37 pm »

Granted. But you are never allowed to return to school and thus live a life working mediocre dead end jobs.

I wish I was a more bold/charming individual.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2399 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:07:36 pm »

Granted, but in the end your charisma will not change your relationships in life.

I wish I had a better life living under my mom.

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