Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424778 times)

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2400 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:13:36 pm »

Granted. More good things happen in your life than otherwise would have, but you must give your mom a piggy back ride wherever you go.

I wish I owned a convention center specifically designed to host large anime conventions in Oregon (With a huge bath house, a Japanese design, several theaters for viewing rooms, a hotel portion that could hold 20,000, plenty of land to expand if need be, just more of everything that is at cons! Oh, and restaurants that are anime themed. Like a ramen shop, a takoyaki shop, all the sorts of food you see on anime.)

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2401 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:23:09 pm »

Wish granted, but the convention would just be too damn cool, that it'll be overcrowded and extremely costly.

I wish that I could become the character that I cosplay sometimes.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2402 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:05:58 pm »

Granted (this is hard without a specific character)...But, if there is a romance that that character is involved in then someone you strongly dislike becomes said character. Or, you do things differently than that character and so screw up an otherwise awesome plot, possibly even allowing for the villain to win. And, to boot, someone whom you love in real life becomes the villain character. If you are a character like Naruto or Luffy or L, you find their eating habits make it very difficult for you to sleep at night and never quite feel 100% Consequently, eventually, someone discovers your secret (that you are from the real world and they are all just characters) and whatever government exists in said anime kidnaps you and uses you for godawful experiments in an attempt to get to our world. And whats worse, they succeed and use the unique awesomeness of their world to conquer ours and everyone you love suffers a terrible, if not fatal, fate. Thanks a lot, now all of us who knew their secret are dead and we've you to thank!

I with for the phenominal cosmic powers of a genie without the restrictions of being a genie.

princessmoon · « **Reply #2403 on:** September 14, 2009, 09:07:43 pm »

granted.....u are stuck in a urinal and not a lamp... (-V-)

i wish i had amazing sewing skills!~ :/

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2404 on:** September 14, 2009, 10:46:45 pm »

Wish granted, however people are going to come to you for you amazing sewing skills and you're not going to get any sleep or have anytime to eat.

I wish that I could program anime into my brain so I don't have to sit in my chair for hours.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2405 on:** September 14, 2009, 11:11:45 pm »

Granted, but you don't get to choose what anime you watch and when, so you wind up watching really obscure boring animes most of the time and can't choose not to.

I wish Lucy from Elfen Lied a real life girl and in love with me =D (This one is way to easy to make turn crappy, ha ha)

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2406 on:** September 15, 2009, 01:03:40 am »

(Boy I'm going to make fun of this a LOT) Wish granted, but she becomes too serious for you and you can't decide to break up with her cause in the end, you'll be torn limb from limb so you're stuck.

I wish that I had my own place.

jaybug · « **Reply #2407 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:17:37 am »

Granted, you now have an old refrigerator box behind Wal-Mart to call your own.

I wish I was more motivated today...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2408 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:00:33 pm »

Granted. You are now the Go-to guy at the office. Always working Hard and staying late, often times even sacrifing you weekends and free time.

I wish I had off from school until the 29th.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2409 on:** September 15, 2009, 04:11:27 pm »

Granted, but you end up under house arrest for something you didn't. SUCKER
(It was super cool to meet you at the con. I so thought you were an old guy. lol)

I wish my throat didn't hurt so effing bad.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2410 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:32:12 pm »

Granted. You step on a rusty nail and suddenly the pain in your throat doesn't occupy your thoughts.

I wish I was immortal.

jaybug · « **Reply #2411 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:46:50 pm »

Granted, but now you are a carp. Not even a Magikcarp!

I wish I had more time and money, or less stuff to do...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2412 on:** September 15, 2009, 08:50:31 pm »

Granted. You are in prison for life for a series of murders you did not commit. Now you have nothing to do but wait for the sweet release of death.

I wish my acne laden face was not acne laden.

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #2413 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:18:05 pm »

granted but now all your acne has taken over your backside

i wish i had more sailor moon stuff

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2414 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:30:44 pm »

Granted, but all of your possessions are Sailor Moon stuff. No computer or cell phone. Just posters and cosplay and wigs and manga and anime, dolls and key chains. Everyone thinks you're weird and obsessed (but then, who doesn't think that of us anime geeks

lol). Buying Sailor Moon stuff becomes and addiction and you are never able to save up and move out of your parents house because every dime you make goes to buying Sailor Moon stuff.

I wish I had a body pillow to put in the pillowcase I bought at the con.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2415 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:23:28 am »

Wish granted, but one night during some sleeping, the body pillow begins to thump around and start...moaning.

I wish that I would be able to fix up my computer easier.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2416 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:31:31 pm »

^ My body pillow moaning? That seems...possibly...unfortunate, but doesn't ruin it for me. I think I'd be excited to have a pillow as unique as that! ha ha. As for your computer...

Granted! You are now a computer wiz able to fix any electronics with ease. Unfortunately everyone starts coming to you with their computer problems, and you are obligated with such a good gift to share it with the world. Now you spend all of your time fixing other people's computers and never get to enjoy your own computer despite the fact it runs fantastically now!

I wish I had a fully functional mecha that I could pilot.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2417 on:** September 16, 2009, 08:57:40 pm »

^ Lol of course it wouldn't ruin it for you. My bad. xD

Wish granted, it's amazing and quite popular. So popular that all your friends are wanting to try it out. In the end, you can't really enjoy your mecha cause you have all these people chasing after you for a turn.

I wish that it would rain more.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2418 on:** September 16, 2009, 09:38:45 pm »

^ I wish that same thing! Granted! It rains non-stop and floods everywhere and all the puppies die.

I wish that a virus that turns people into zombies would break out and kill off 99% of the population, even if I am among the 99% who violently succumb to the infection.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2419 on:** September 16, 2009, 11:20:36 pm »

Wish granted, zombies are everywhere and it turns out that you're not one of the infected and you get to witness all your loved ones munching on each other and ready to come and get you.

I wish that I was a cannibal so I can eat boys like Meagan Fox in Jennifer's Body. xD

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2420 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:15:15 am »

Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!

I wish I could go to a con in California.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2421 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:33:29 pm »

Granted, it's one of the super tiny ones that are super unorganized. Phail.

I wish I wasn't sick.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2422 on:** September 17, 2009, 01:59:46 pm »

Granted. You never make or laugh at another mildly dirty joke again, and as a result those around you start thinking you have no sense of humor at all.

I wish I could forever function at 100% without sleep

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2423 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:17:06 pm »

Granted, you're a vampire, and you crave BLOOD.

I wish that I could eat all I wanted and wouldn't get fat

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2424 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:34:13 pm »

Granted! You have an insatiable appetite. You are constantly starving no matter how much you eat, but continue to get thinner and thinner, finding yourself malnurished no matter how many calories you take in in a day. Like the movie Thinner, if you've ever seen that.

I would I could understand, speak, and read all existing languages.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2425 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:46:19 pm »

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Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!

(If you want to find out, here's the link)

Wish granted, but in time you'll never can call one language your own and you'll just start mumbling random obscenities in different languages to jumbled for anybody to translate.

I wish that I could visit Japan in my spare time without all the pains of taking planes.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2426 on:** September 17, 2009, 06:21:13 pm »

Granted, but when you get there you are kidnapped and sold off into the human slave trade never to be seen again.

I wish I could time travel

SirenMarina · « **Reply #2427 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:47:50 pm »

Granted but you accidently push your mother over a cliff and making you seece to exist

I wish I was married to Kyouya

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2428 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:18:37 pm »

Granted, but Kyouya isn't a very nice partner and you end up having massive fights to the point there you both die from furious fights to the death.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2429 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:19:06 pm »

And I wish that I could be Julia Child so I can cook good food. P:

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #2430 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:24:46 pm »

Granted but you become Julia's Child, a stupid fanboy who gets bloody noises all the time and because of this gets jokes about them at every con he goes to.

I wish I had a pet fish that would never die.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2431 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:30:38 pm »

(^lol at that)

Wish granted, but he talks as well and he annoys you so much that at times you wish that he could die, but can't so you're in a predicament.

I wish that I had cooking experiences.

SirenMarina · « **Reply #2432 on:** September 17, 2009, 11:50:26 pm »

Granted but your experiances are of nothing but cooking Natto and you are run out of town with nothing to eat but your own disgusting Natto dishes

I wish I was a Vampire

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2433 on:** September 18, 2009, 12:05:01 am »

Granted. As we speak Blade (wesley Snipes) is hunting you down.

I wish I had 500K to spend on a car.

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #2434 on:** September 18, 2009, 12:20:23 am »

Granted, but car prices just sky rocketed and you can't find any drivable one for less then 750k.

I wish my phone had a free texting plan.

jaybug · « **Reply #2435 on:** September 18, 2009, 12:41:31 am »

Granted, but it looks a lot like an antique typewriter, it even has ribbon!

I wish I wasn't working until 3am tonight...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2436 on:** September 18, 2009, 01:14:17 am »

!!! Work til 3am !!! Hella Bad Trip!

GRANTED! But ya gotta wake up at 5:30am

I wish I didn't need to drive for 2hours on sunday.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2437 on:** September 18, 2009, 01:15:56 am »

Granted! But you drive for 1 hour and 59 minutes and get a flat tire and then have to wait on the side of the road for a tow truck, but it takes until Monday for it to reach you.

I wish I was able to play the piano as well as Billy Joel

Kimiski · « **Reply #2438 on:** September 18, 2009, 04:07:39 am »

Granted, but your fingers will fall off in the following three years

V I wish that things were how they used to be...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2439 on:** September 18, 2009, 10:38:36 am »

Granted. You are stuck in a repeating world, like in Zegapain, which simply resets itself every year so, without knowing it, you relive the same year over and over while the real world gets destroyed.

I wish I had finished watching that series.

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #2440 on:** September 18, 2009, 08:34:22 pm »

Granted. but a week later you get a bill of 1k for ever minute you watched.

I wish my mind could hold more info.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2441 on:** September 18, 2009, 11:38:17 pm »

Granted. Like Index on the anime "A Certain Magical Index" you are incapable of forgetting anything you see. Every tree you walk by, for example, you memorize how many leafs it has and rather than being stored in your short term memory it gets committed to your long term memory and as a result your memory has to be erased once a year so you are forced annually to forget everything you know and everyone you love.

I wish for this girl I like to be happy! (actually, there isn't really one, so I'll just apply said wish to some girl that I probably could like).

Kimiski · « **Reply #2442 on:** September 19, 2009, 02:33:33 pm »

^ Granted. But then your own happiness will be received in the form of a human type looking doll that you mysteriously get off of some weird internet site.

V I wish college text books didn't cost so freaking much.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2443 on:** September 19, 2009, 08:32:35 pm »

Granted...They are assembled, now, in third world countries in sweat shops. Unfortunately, by supporting this karma catches up to you one day when you have a child and they are kidnapped and made to work in such a shop. They are worked to death before authorities find your lost child and let you know that he/she died so that you could have cheaper books.

I wish I knew how to make a rice ball.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2444 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:42:38 pm »

granted, Rice just went extinct.

I wish I wasn't sick.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2445 on:** September 20, 2009, 07:21:34 pm »

Granted! Your illness killed you.

I wish I had more wishes! (There's always one

jaybug · « **Reply #2446 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:46:31 pm »

Granted, but now they will only be granted by dead fish found at high tide on the shores of Nunipoor.

I wish my tennis elbow would go stop with the zingers...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2447 on:** September 23, 2009, 04:16:39 pm »

Granted (I'm not sure what that means, so I can't really make it weird...)

I wish I had spicy nachos right now.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2448 on:** September 23, 2009, 05:04:10 pm »

Granted! But that sounds so good that I wind up there to eat them and I eat more than half of them...And you get in trouble with your parents, because really, "what the heck is some random 24 year old dude doing over at our house!?"

jaybug · « **Reply #2449 on:** September 23, 2009, 07:24:25 pm »

GRanted, some 24 year old dude shows up at your door, looking for "dessert"!

I wish I was a filmmaker...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424778 times)