Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424777 times)

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2450 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:25:38 pm »

Granted! But every film you make flops and no one ever winds up appreciating your genius.

I wish I could be in one of your movies that flops.

jaybug · « **Reply #2451 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:32:26 pm »

Good luck. I hope you're good at cosplay, because that's one area we need to keep costs down.

I wish I didn't have so many things I wish I was doing....

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2452 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:33:33 pm »

Granted! You're only allowed to wish for other people to be doing things!

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Winfred · « **Reply #2453 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:39:12 pm »

Granted! Now you'll never get to sleep again.

I wish I was all finished moving into my new room.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2454 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:45:23 pm »

Granted! But in a week you will have to move again!

I wish I could do a multi shadow clone jiutsu

princessmoon · « **Reply #2455 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:52:58 am »

Granted, but it turned out to be an epic fail moment...

so you never do it again...

Wish I had another birthday cake today! We ate the whole darn thing last night~ :3

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #2456 on:** September 24, 2009, 02:23:30 pm »

^ granted but its made out of spenich, brocoli and colorflower thatw as all carmalized in suger

i wish it was my brithday already...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2457 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:57:29 pm »

Granted! But its your 50th birthday.

I wish I could have a delicious turkey dinner tonight with mashed potatoes and stuffing and everything

jaybug · « **Reply #2458 on:** September 24, 2009, 05:23:47 pm »

GReat, the electric chair should be all warmed up by the time you finish eating.

I wish I never go to prison...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2459 on:** September 24, 2009, 11:30:45 pm »

Wish Granted, instead for your evil deeds to come, they take you to an insane asylum where you get to meet some lovely people there.

I wish I knew the things that make me a "bad friend".

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2460 on:** September 25, 2009, 12:53:18 am »

I didn't know you were a "bad friend." Good to know, I'll be sure to not go further than acquaintanceship with you :p lol. GRANTED! You know what makes you a "bad friend" but you can't do anything about it. Quite the contrary. You try to fix whatever it is makes you such, and wind up making yourself an even worse friend.

I wish I had a bowl of Oreos! I'm in the mood!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2461 on:** September 25, 2009, 12:59:50 am »

Wish granted, but the Oreos are intended to be for eating alongside milk instead of being used as cereal and they fall into a big pile of mush to spite you!

I wish I can spite people with my mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2462 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:04:22 am »

Granted! But right when you get the power a law is passed prohibiting the spiting people with mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!! And they have very effective countermeasures.

I wish that I could make any physical matter I want appear before me. (ie I think to myself "I want a chocolate shake" and BAM, there is a chocolate shake before me meeting my every expectation).

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2463 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:18:04 am »

Granted, but the catch is you can't wish for the sake of your own satisfaction. Things will only appear before you if they are the wishes of someone else.

I wish that I had the ability to determine the hidden feelings of other people.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2464 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:24:14 am »

Granted, but as it turns out nobody likes you and it makes you feel really bad to learn that that's their true feels. (Ooo, I kinda feel bad for corrupting that one like that, lol. I didn't mean it!!! :p )

I wish that I had my own theme music that was desirable to my taste.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2465 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:31:07 am »

(It's okay, I'm tougher than I look.

)
Wish granted, but every time the theme music comes up, it's hella loud an unbearable for people to hear.

I wish that I could manipulate blood. 0_0

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2466 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:36:54 am »

Blood bending? Granted! But by the time you're able to perfect it you're too old for it to be of much use to you.

I wish I could use alchemy

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2467 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:42:43 am »

Granted, but alchemy has flaws and in the end you blow yourself up.

I wish that we all lived in a Final Fantasy realm.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2468 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:48:27 am »

Granted...but we wind up using chocobos as food and screw up the ecosystem.

I wish it was proven that all religions are wrong, and that the masses actually accepted that as fact.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2469 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:53:04 am »

Wish Granted, but calamity will strike when former believers see it as a conspiracy and attack the first person that disagrees with their former religion.

Wishes what chocobo taste like now that you mention it.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2470 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:02:13 am »

Wishes what chocobo tastes like? Ummm...Granted! It winds up tasting like chicken, and even better! It doesn't have as much fat!

I wish that I was better at making AMV's

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2471 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:05:43 am »

Wish granted, you are so good that people want you to make them AMV's that you disagree to and you resent every minute you work on the AMV.

I wish that I could know what human taste like without reverting myself to a cannibal.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2472 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:09:26 am »

Granted. You're now a dog and your master, a serial killer, feeds you his victims.

I wish my life were more like that of the main guy in a harem anime.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2473 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:13:35 am »

Wish Granted, but at the end of the anime, you die from suffocation by all the girls in your anime.

I wish I was in an anime.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2474 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:16:46 am »

Granted, but its Desert Punk, and you never even get to meet any of the main characters, just live in the world!

I wish I had a similar persona to Desert Punk

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2475 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:20:50 am »

Granted, but you will be unliked by big-boobed women and stalked by little kids.

Wishes that I really didn't have any Brittney Spears on my iPod.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2476 on:** September 25, 2009, 09:14:37 am »

Granted, now you only have N'SYNC

(I didn't want the big boobed women anyway, lol, Kazuna was even cuter the purple hair :p )

I wish I didn't have to stay late at work today

princessmoon · « **Reply #2477 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:05:20 am »

Granted, but you will stay late at work everyday for the next 6 years. Even on days you do not work. O_o

Wish my voice gets better soon from screaming @ Karaoke last night~ Oh boy, That. was. awesome. ^_^

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2478 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:00:50 pm »

Wish granted, but slowly your voice changes from that of a woman to that of a man and you will be laughed for the deepness and manliness of your voice.

I wish that my body didn't need sleep to function.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2479 on:** September 25, 2009, 03:29:58 pm »

Granted but you need oil to keep your body moving sence it is not robotic
Wish my homework would take care of itself

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2480 on:** September 25, 2009, 04:39:22 pm »

Granted, but your homework will give you all the wrong answers and you'll get into trouble with what's said on your papers.

I wish that I can just eat and eat without having to worry about gaining weight.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2481 on:** September 25, 2009, 05:22:16 pm »

Granted! But you go overboard and, while never gaining weight, you get a stomach ache. Also, you forget to brush your teeth a lot and while physically you become crazy attractive, your bad breath and rotten teeth disgust others.

I wish I were a voice actor in anime.

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #2482 on:** September 25, 2009, 05:24:45 pm »

granted but your the voice acter for all the dogs and cats that never do a thing but bark or meow or growl or hiss

i wish i never had the hiccups

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2483 on:** September 25, 2009, 05:25:23 pm »

Granted...but instead you have bad gas.

I wish I was a landlord.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2484 on:** September 25, 2009, 06:44:27 pm »

Granted, but with all these people hoping to get an apartment or something, you have no choice but making them hate you.

I wish I didn't have aches. Dx

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2485 on:** September 25, 2009, 06:51:25 pm »

Granted. But now you have to take a big pill every day.

I wish I lived alone on a mountain.

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #2486 on:** September 26, 2009, 09:43:14 am »

Granted, you are all alone, just you on the top of a mountain, no way to leave, no way for anything to get in. no plant life, no nothing... until you die of dehydration.

I wish I was sexy.

princessmoon · « **Reply #2487 on:** September 26, 2009, 12:31:14 pm »

Granted, you become a sexy gorilla and live in a circus. Your routine is dancing to the "I'm too sexy" song~

I wish I have an idea of what to cosplay for sakuracon and k-con. ~

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2488 on:** September 26, 2009, 05:31:40 pm »

Granted. You can go as a side character in One Piece, but no one winds up recognizing you because none of your friends cosplay the main characters from it.

I wish there was a major anime con in Eugene

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2489 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:59:16 am »

Wish Granted, but the con is going to be located in a horrible hotel that's worse than the Hilton and you will NOT have a good time.

I wish that Kumoricon would be right around the corner.

KHking · « **Reply #2490 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:00:54 am »

wish granted, but then you have to move to forks, WA, where twilight fans will eat you

I wish fighting Sephiroth in KH2 would be easier

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2491 on:** September 27, 2009, 01:20:51 pm »

Granted, but in exchange Xemnas can kill you in one hit and it takes 7 weeks of playing to finish the boss fight.

I wish I had a muffin ^^

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2492 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:43:57 pm »

Granted! But someone spit on it.

I wish wishes could actually be granted by being the first one to see a shooting start.

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2493 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:10:33 pm »

Granted, but the shooting star crashes through your house and puts you in a vegetable state

I wish I could get my Kefka cosplay done

jaybug · « **Reply #2494 on:** September 27, 2009, 07:22:49 pm »

Granted, but somehow it got mistaken for a Kafka cosplay, and so it metamorphed into a big freakin' bug.

Note: there was a big anime convention in Eugene. It was called Kumoricon. It was located in a horrible hotel, and moved to Portland the very next year.

I wish I could eat what I want...

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2495 on:** September 27, 2009, 07:58:02 pm »

Granted, but the food gives you food poisoning and causes you to be bed ridden for 47.294 years

I wish that money rained down from the sky

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2496 on:** September 27, 2009, 09:32:42 pm »

Granted, but with that much money its all pretty much worthless.

I wish I naturally smelled like pears.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2497 on:** September 27, 2009, 09:48:26 pm »

Wish granted, eventually pears rot though and in time the smell will start to worsen and people will keep their distance from you.

I wish that I had something that can automatically relieve headaches.

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2498 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:09:21 pm »

Granted, but AIDS is one of the side effects.

I wish that fabric was free to all cosplayers.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2499 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:11:53 pm »

Granted, when cosplayers hear about the free fabric, they all come rushing in and find whatever they need. In the end, there are no fabric for the starving shirtless families for the mom's to make into T-shirts.

I wish that I could be elsewhere.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424777 times)