Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425077 times)

Kimiski · « **Reply #250 on:** July 16, 2008, 02:47:45 am »

Granted, but now your computer crashes from being used too much

I wish I was born and raised in japan

Lin · « **Reply #251 on:** July 16, 2008, 10:31:13 am »

Granted but the high sodium diet and driving goal to better yourself causes you to have a heart attack by age 12!

I wish I had a real Pintsize from Questionable Content!

Winfred · « **Reply #252 on:** July 16, 2008, 12:00:42 pm »

^ Granted, but it later turns out to be a cosplaying iPod.

I wish I had a (non-inbred) chocobo.

Lin · « **Reply #253 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:36:38 pm »

Granted but something went horribly wrong in the multibillion dollar project and vicious cosplayer-eating chocobos take over the earth!

I wish to one day own a nice little home in Japan.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #254 on:** July 16, 2008, 01:45:18 pm »

Granted, but right after you move in, all of your neighbors move out and are replaced by druggies and set your house on fire.

I wish I had a Beta fish.

Winfred · « **Reply #255 on:** July 16, 2008, 02:52:50 pm »

^ Granted, but another beta fish comes along and beats up your beta fish, this scarring it for life.

I wish the mail would come already! >:O

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #256 on:** July 16, 2008, 03:29:10 pm »

^ Thats too bad because the mail man stole it, hated it, and threw it away.

You'll never get that dvd/anime figurine/clothing item/etc.

I hope that my paycheck is really big D:< (I'm picking it up today)

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #257 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:57:37 pm »

^ It is, but then you get mugged and knocked out, and wake up on the other side of town in a ditch and covered with maple syrup.

I wish I was impervious to every disease in every known and unknown universe in existence.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #258 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:14:34 pm »

^ Granted, but you get shot in the head right afterwards.

V I want a life-supply of pocky.

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #259 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:46:20 pm »

^ You start a slow binge on pocky, eventually anything you eat besides pocky is disgusting and you throw it up, thus becoming an anything-but-pocky-bulemic, you wither away and all your teeth rot out and it hurts to break the hard japanese snack with only your disease-ridden gums. You'll die clutching to a box of Banana pocky in the hospital.

I hope I win my auctions... Look at this cute shirt!
http://www.mbok.jp/item/item_144367796.html
"Even if you Suffer From Food Poisoning, I Do not Know it"
Wtf?! XD

garfieldelric · « **Reply #260 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:09:59 pm »

^ Well, you've won it, but unfortunately, the seller can't understand ya and because of that, the item arrived later than you expected!

I wish for the Super Bowl in Tokyo, Japan.....

jaybug · « **Reply #261 on:** July 17, 2008, 08:33:50 pm »

Granted, but now the Blue Jays are playing in Sapporo.

I wish I could get the money for working overtime this weekend, but still have my weekend too.

garfieldelric · « **Reply #262 on:** July 17, 2008, 11:18:27 pm »

Granted, you still have your weekend, but your pay is menial.

I wish that I could live in Canada...

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #263 on:** July 18, 2008, 12:49:34 pm »

Granted. But now you must live in a world of subpar syrup and mediocre sports franchises and Celine Dion music.

I wish I had a PS3!

jaybug · « **Reply #264 on:** July 18, 2008, 06:06:14 pm »

Granted, but it actually is a PS2 that fell of the truck, and that is how you were finally able to acquire one. A little re-packaging and viola!

I wish Totemo and Laurifer would have posted pics of their trip while they are still there..

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #265 on:** July 18, 2008, 06:14:21 pm »

Granted, but they're on a restricted site and you can't see them.

I wish Safeway would start selling Crystal Light raspberry fruit juice again TT_TT

NeonFoxRocks · « **Reply #266 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:38:23 am »

But they would jack up the price four fold, twice for the inflating economy and twice more to get more machinery to accommodate your need for your delectable fruit juice

I wish i could find a fun multiplayer game with fun multiplayer people =/

melchizedek · « **Reply #267 on:** July 19, 2008, 02:49:05 am »

Granted however the game is so much fun, it sucks you in, and you cannot log out.

I wish I work was done, can I go home?

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #268 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:18:48 pm »

Granted, but then your boss calls you in for unpaid overtime.

I wish I had everything I needed for my costumes already!

Black~Rose · « **Reply #269 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:34:35 pm »

Granted, but you now have no money left and your parents wont let you go out and do anything fun untill the K-con starts!

I wish I did not gain wieght when eating food... and stayed skinney

melchizedek · « **Reply #270 on:** July 19, 2008, 03:41:04 pm »

Granted, however the only food that doesn't make you sick now is oni giri

I wish that the swing dance at norse hall will be fun tonight.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #271 on:** July 20, 2008, 12:41:05 am »

Granted, but you drink too much water and thus can't dance to the faster songs that are more fun.

I wish Dr. Horrible had more acts.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #272 on:** July 20, 2008, 12:44:40 am »

Granted, but 90% of those acts suck

I wish I didnt need glasses or contacts

ambergen87 · « **Reply #273 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:37:44 pm »

OK. You go blind.

I wish I could fly.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #274 on:** July 21, 2008, 01:51:54 pm »

Granted. But you only have one wing that sends you to your spiraling doom.

I wish I had a coke cola.

ambergen87 · « **Reply #275 on:** July 21, 2008, 02:25:37 pm »

Sure. You open the can, drink it, and it tastes like pepsi.

I wish I wasn't 6 feet tall.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #276 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:34:26 pm »

Granted, now your six inches tall ^_^

I wish I was 18

ambergen87 · « **Reply #277 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:45:33 pm »

All right. Meet your 17 clones.

I wish I could summon a sandwich any time I want.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #278 on:** July 21, 2008, 03:54:28 pm »

Granted. But it's made of you're best friend's armpit hair.

I wish I could have magical powers!

Black~Rose · « **Reply #279 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:00:08 pm »

granted but your only power is the ability to fart and whipe out an entire city!!!

I wish Vincent Valentine, from Final fantasy VII was my boyfriend and in love with me and nobody else.

ambergen87 · « **Reply #280 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:01:13 pm »

Sure, but you can never see or reach him by any means possible.

I wish could walk on water.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #281 on:** July 21, 2008, 04:47:14 pm »

Grated, but you can no longer walk on land.

I wish I was a smiley.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #282 on:** July 21, 2008, 06:26:24 pm »

Granted but you are now trapped in a pop-up ad

I wish i owned an could pilot Tallgeese III

jaybug · « **Reply #283 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:33:15 pm »

Granted, but you cannot afford insurance.

I wish I had a nickel for every post Mr. Mustach wrote...

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #284 on:** July 21, 2008, 07:52:56 pm »

Granted, but they are not of this world.

I wish I had a PSP

KogaRyu · « **Reply #285 on:** July 21, 2008, 08:01:03 pm »

granted, you had one now its lost forever

I wish that Sonic the Hedgehog was real an me an him are Bestest Friends

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #286 on:** July 22, 2008, 06:01:12 am »

Granted, you are now captured by Robotnik and stuck in a robot mole.

I wish that I could have the footage from last year's Cosplay Contest.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #287 on:** July 22, 2008, 08:02:02 am »

Granted, but you find a hidden man in the sidelines who was secretly streaking behind everyone's eyes.

I wish I had some good food.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #288 on:** July 22, 2008, 04:09:36 pm »

Granted, but it's all high quality cat food.

I wish I had a plate of brownies. Mmmm...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #289 on:** July 22, 2008, 04:18:26 pm »

Granted, but they're those chalky dry brownies you find in hotel mini-bars... And they're $12.95 apiece.

I wish I could get over my fear of failing in front of lots of people in time for the cosplay contest.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #290 on:** July 24, 2008, 03:03:34 am »

Granted, but you fail the Cosplay contest anyway and its hillarious to Everyone!

I Wish for a lead role along-side Chow yun Fat in a hongkong Shoot-em up style action Movie Directed by John Woo !

Arumi · « **Reply #291 on:** July 24, 2008, 01:19:41 pm »

Granted. But what you didn't expect was that they use real bullets and your character dies within the first 30 seconds. :3

I wish I could be a voice actress. :<

ambergen87 · « **Reply #292 on:** July 24, 2008, 01:23:32 pm »

Sure, but you die before your movie premieres. It becomes a huge success, and you can't be there to enjoy it all. (yes it's the Heath Ledger thing)

I wish to be immortal.

Arumi · « **Reply #293 on:** July 24, 2008, 02:14:30 pm »

Granted, but you are the only remaining living thing on this planet until the end of time. No plants, no animals, no humans. Nothing. :3

I wish Kumoricon was more than three days a year. It isn't nearly long enough! DX

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #294 on:** July 24, 2008, 02:58:13 pm »

Granted, but nobody tells you what four days a year its on and they're never together.

I wish that I could have a webmaster for Pocky Club.

Arumi · « **Reply #295 on:** July 24, 2008, 03:03:46 pm »

granted, but every electronic device the person touches explodes.

I wish my cosplay outfit would just get here already.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #296 on:** July 24, 2008, 04:47:11 pm »

Granted, but it's torn up by drug hounds who thought it was hiding marijuana.

I wish I had my own DVD player that isn't crappy.

Arumi · « **Reply #297 on:** July 24, 2008, 05:59:48 pm »

Granted, but every DVD that goes in magically disappears right before the movie starts, never to be seen again. *Ninja*

I wish I had a boyfriend. (This should be interesting..)

Black~Rose · « **Reply #298 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:09:08 pm »

granted but he doesnt even like you, he's in it for a bribe so after 3 days he leaves

I wish I could see without glasses

Arumi · « **Reply #299 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:16:35 pm »

(XD Seems like something that would happen, too.. Better than having them turn gay after I date them, I guess? ^^;; )
Granted, but within two days, the natrual light without glasses blocking it suddenly makes your eyes sprout mushrooms.

I wish I had a new ps2. (Stupid ps3's not able to play playstation two games.. >>-grumble-)

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425077 times)