Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424764 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #2500 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:24:33 pm »

Granted, but you are arrested at the border, and are sent to a gulag to do some serious hard time.

I wish I had this week off.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2501 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:26:30 pm »

Granted, the week disappears which leads to the end of the world smacking you in the face.

I wish that I had a friend with me right now. :<

jaybug · « **Reply #2502 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:29:24 pm »

Granted, now you have agents Simington and Morrissey from the IRS, your friends from the government there to help you.

I wish I had a better plan of action for tomorrow...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2503 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:50:19 pm »

Granted, the plan of action comes to you, gets you out of bed and running through a wickedly forest in which you never return.

I wish that I had another hot dog. P:

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2504 on:** September 27, 2009, 10:51:44 pm »

^ Granted...but there are no condiments left!

I wish I could know how to use anything just by touching it (ie piano, tank, rocket ship)

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2505 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:02:29 pm »

Granted, but when you play something, it's always off tune so it comes out really bad no matter how well you as the player plays.

I wish that it rained food. P:

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2506 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:15:46 pm »

Granted, but a coconut hits you in the head and it hurts REALLY bad!

I wish I had a bag of sour gummy worms

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2507 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:17:54 pm »

Granted, but they're so blandly sour that there are no effects at all.

I wish my room could clean up all by itself.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2508 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:18:51 pm »

Granted...but you don't know where it put anything!

I wish I lived in a mansion.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2509 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:21:20 pm »

Granted, but it's horribly haunted.

I wish that I lived in a nice apartment either in Japan or Seattle.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2510 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:14:56 am »

Granted, but too many people ask to stay at your place for Sakura-Con but you can't bring yourself to say no, and then you don't get enough sleep to thoroughly enjoy your time at the con.

I wish there were more cons in the north west

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2511 on:** September 28, 2009, 04:48:41 pm »

Granted, but the northwest gets teleported to an alternate dimension and leaves everyone who lived there stranded in the middle of the ocean.

I wish that my pizza would hurry up and arrive

Vassa · « **Reply #2512 on:** September 28, 2009, 04:50:41 pm »

Granted, but it arrived in the Pizza Boy's belly.

I wish I knew how to speak russian again.

KHking · « **Reply #2513 on:** September 28, 2009, 04:58:47 pm »

Wish granted, but whenever you speak russian, You shoot yourself in the head and yell, "PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I wish High school musical was manly.

jaybug · « **Reply #2514 on:** September 28, 2009, 05:40:08 pm »

Granted, it is now performed by the Village People.

I wish I could remember puns, instead of having to create them on the spot...

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2515 on:** September 28, 2009, 06:40:23 pm »

Granted, but they take up so much space in your brain that you forget your name, birthday, and your entire childhood.

I wish Scrubs was on right now...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2516 on:** September 28, 2009, 07:36:08 pm »

Wish Granted, it's on a channel that you'll never be able to find.

I wish that my eye would stop being irritated.

Vassa · « **Reply #2517 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:03:23 pm »

Granted, but you had to remove the eye to stop the irritation.

I wish I lived closer to civilization.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2518 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:08:31 pm »

Granted, but civilization isn't so fond of you and they keep you stuck in whatever residence you live in.

I wish that my head was completely dyed pink.

jaybug · « **Reply #2519 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:39:59 pm »

Granted, oops, didn't quite take. Only your eyes got completely deep pink. I mean they glow pink!

People aren't just afraid of catching your super pink eye, they are scared to death they are going to die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had a dessert to eat now...

Vassa · « **Reply #2520 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:12:18 pm »

Granted, but a miscalculation landed you in the Sahara desert. Bon appetite!

I wish the hair on my head would grow a little faster.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2521 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:18:44 pm »

Granted, but the next thing you know the growing won't stop and you end up like princess Rapunzel. At least you have charming men climbing up your hair.

I wish that I can be with friends right now that love me.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2522 on:** September 28, 2009, 09:43:22 pm »

Granted! But they don't like each other and arguments and uncomfortable silences are all that occur.

I wish I had a Death Note.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2523 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:11:08 pm »

Granted, you get one, but it refuses to kill people when you right their name.

I wish that I had a hot butler to obey my every whim. :3

jaybug · « **Reply #2524 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:23:51 pm »

Sorry, I'm busy! just kidding. Wish granted, now call the fire department to put him out!

I wish I knew how to download bit torrents...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2525 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:46:45 pm »

Wish granted but this genie here doesn't know herself. ^_^;;;;

I wish that I can understand the Japanese language to the point of it being fluent.

Vassa · « **Reply #2526 on:** September 29, 2009, 07:32:50 pm »

Granted, but you end up building an accent so thick no one understands you

I wish I got my phone already! >.<

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2527 on:** September 29, 2009, 07:39:35 pm »

Granted! But no one ever calls you or answers your calls or texts

I wish more youths listened to the same music I do.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2528 on:** September 29, 2009, 07:56:21 pm »

Granted but youths will become violent and the elderly would have to kill them

I wish that the day would be over with.

jaybug · « **Reply #2529 on:** September 29, 2009, 08:16:18 pm »

Granted, but what are you doing up at this hour reading that your wish for the day to end has been granted huh? Turn out those lights!

I wish it was more popular to get along than what we have now....

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2530 on:** September 29, 2009, 10:32:17 pm »

^ Granted, society is peaceful. Unfortunately, in order to have peace we can't have any sorts of struggles, so in order to have enough food to go around the population has to be kept at a certain number, and it becomes like that messed up town in Gurren Laggen wherein theres a lottery, and whoever loses is killed.

I wish healthy things tasted good and unhealthy things tasted bad.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2531 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:08:11 pm »

Granted, but the healthy food will produce a chemical that when you eat it, it'll make you fat.

I wish that Black Butler didn't have to end and have me in tears. ;_;

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2532 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:25:13 pm »

Granted, but it becomes very episodic and boring.

I wish the internet had more like a virtual reality theme to it, so the people I meet here I could actually meet and talk with.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2533 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:50:37 pm »

Granted, but it turns out that they're not as attractive as they are in real life.

I wish that I had a teleportation device that can take me anywhere that I want.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2534 on:** September 29, 2009, 11:55:10 pm »

Granted...but someone else can have one and can teleport you wherever they want too.

I wish I had a nickle for every time I spent a nickle

Vassa · « **Reply #2535 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:43:33 pm »

Granted, unfortunately, paper money is the only world wide currency now.

And since we're on money subjects!
I wish the alienware laptop I wanted costed less.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2536 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:55:29 pm »

Granted! But after you buy it you drop it in a puddle.

I've often wondered what life would be like if it were more like a video game...I wish..that thing I said!

Vassa · « **Reply #2537 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:33:27 pm »

Granted, but you aren't a main character and end up with a plain, somewhat unattractive character design.
(That would be awesome though!)

I wish the anime diet was real. Eat whatever you want and still be in tip top shape!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2538 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:58:27 pm »

Granted! Unfortunately you wind up looking so much like an anime character that doujins are made about you without your consent and without you making money off them them, and you cant go to an anime con without being recognized as such.

I wish it was easier to fall asleep at any part of the day provided I actually wanted to.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2539 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:14:54 pm »

Wish granted, every time that you try to fall asleep at a certain time, a rabbit with a hammer comes out of nowhere and whacks you on the head.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2540 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:52:03 pm »

Granted! A rabbit with a hammer came and knocked you out. Now you're asleep!

I wish I could freeze time.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2541 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:00:01 pm »

Granted, but you'd have to thaw it out to get it going again.

I wish that I could be able to drink blood and not get sick.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2542 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:01:58 pm »

Granted. But that's now the only thing that can satiate your hunger.

I wish I was a vampire...And not a glitterpire like on Twilight...one more suited to the typical sense of the word.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2543 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:38:01 pm »

Wish granted, you are an evolved vampire that is feared by many and hunted by few. (Wait that's not corrupt, damn!)

I wish I can corrupt wishes easier.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2544 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:50:34 pm »

Granted...but then you corrupt my wish to be a vampire, forever ruining any chance of becoming a vampire yourself.

I wish someone would create the game The World as played by the characters in Dot Hack...and that I could afford said game.

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2545 on:** October 01, 2009, 03:23:16 pm »

Granted, but the developers spent a total of $2.99 on the project so the game ends up being rated as the worst game of all time.

I wish that it was cold enough here to warrent wearing my Squall costume in public without dying of heat stroke ^^

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2546 on:** October 01, 2009, 07:19:39 pm »

Wish granted, it gets so cold that you will freeze to death just walking out of your house.

WWYDI no winter came to Portland and it was all just hot summer?

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2547 on:** October 01, 2009, 07:35:43 pm »

^ Stay in Eugene...but itsn't this "corrupt a wish" So umm, granted, its summer...this wish needs no ruining, because summer sucks.

I wish Willy Wonka's factory was real.

KHking · « **Reply #2548 on:** October 01, 2009, 08:55:08 pm »

Your wsih comes true, but all of a sudden the factory is bombed by magical talking tofu
wishes he had a domo-kun plushie

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2549 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:00:14 pm »

^ (What the hell was I doing?

>_<)

Granted, but the domo plushie comes alive and eats you.

I wish that I didn't make a fool of myself by mistaking the WWYD game for the Corrupt a Wish game. DX

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424764 times)