Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424749 times)

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2600 on:** October 08, 2009, 02:19:25 pm »

Granted! You're throwing up blood and wish to bite someone. Unfortunately, it took affect slowly, and when you finally became a zombie you had locked the bathroom and were about to take a shower. In your zombie form you can't figure out how to open the door.

I wish to survive a zombie attack.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2601 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:42:39 pm »

Granted, you're the only person that will survive in a zombie attack, but you are left alone for years to come and always have to be on guard for the zombies that lurk in the night.

I wish that I could be in a zombie apocalypse and fight alongside survivors with immunity of becoming a zombie myself.

jaybug · « **Reply #2602 on:** October 08, 2009, 06:25:46 pm »

Granted, but you are now horribly disfigured, so you can't outpace a zombie, and they gnaw on your bones a lot. oh ow.

I wish I had more time.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2603 on:** October 08, 2009, 07:40:57 pm »

Granted there's so much time for you that times stops and you can't be on pace with everyone for the rest of your life.

I wish my cut would stop bleeding.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2604 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:22:04 pm »

Granted! Your cut stops bleeding, but unfortunately that time of the month came early instead.

I wish I could mimic the voices of others to perfection.

jaybug · « **Reply #2605 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:24:27 pm »

Granted, but it's all in your head, and so they lock you up and throw away the key. On the bright side you get to share a room with some very interesting people.

I wish you woke up looking like Barney....

DeafWord · « **Reply #2606 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:27:10 pm »

Granted, but I torment your mind with shitty songs

I wish I could raise the dead

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2607 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:29:30 pm »

Granted! There are dead children wandering around, and you now run a daycare for them. Good luck getting that smell out of the house!

I wish there was an anime con at a water park in summer!

DeafWord · « **Reply #2608 on:** October 08, 2009, 08:34:34 pm »

Granted, but all of the manga gets soaked

I wish I could have a personal soundtrack

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2609 on:** October 08, 2009, 09:18:22 pm »

Granted, but you don't like any of the songs.

I wish for every human being, including myself, to die in a non-painful way that isn't harmful to the Earth.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2610 on:** October 08, 2009, 11:42:57 pm »

Wish granted, we all just have something die in our brains and our bodies become zombies who DON'T FEEL A THING!!! xD

I wish that I didn't feel sick.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2611 on:** October 09, 2009, 12:05:03 am »

Granted! You sleep instead of feeling sick. But in the sleeping state it takes twice as long to feel better,

I wish I knew everything

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2612 on:** October 09, 2009, 12:19:01 am »

Granted, all the knowledge is put into your brain and you can't hold it in so it explodes.

I wish that I have an idea how to play Mabinogi.

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2613 on:** October 09, 2009, 11:19:01 pm »

Granted, but you never get the chance to play it.

I wish I could buy every book ever.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #2614 on:** October 10, 2009, 12:59:20 am »

Granted, but once you do so, they all burn up in a fire.

I wish I had a date to homecoming. :'D

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2615 on:** October 10, 2009, 01:46:32 am »

Granted, but he's a zombie waiting to have a homecoming dinner.

I wish that I had a more filled up schedule.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #2616 on:** October 10, 2009, 01:49:20 am »

Granted but it's so full it doesn't include anything fun or sleep so you get super stressed and effectively turn into a zombie.

I wish people wouldn't keep interrupting my posting spree. (Look at how many topics I'm the most recent poster on!!!)

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2617 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:00:16 am »

Granted, but has to kill me in order to truly stop. > : 3

I wish that I could have a smoothie.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #2618 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:01:35 am »

Granted, but it's made of insects... ♥

I wish that I didn't have a red marker streak on my hand.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2619 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:10:05 am »

Granted, it a large gash of blood and it's seeping out heavily. It won't be long till you pass out from anemia.

I wish that I could manipulate silver.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #2620 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:12:22 am »

Granted, but that's really all you can manipulate effectively. Everything else goes wrong. You drop things, and can't relieve yourself properly, etc.

I wish I had gone to bed already |D

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #2621 on:** October 10, 2009, 05:33:21 am »

You went to bed earlier, but then you got woken up even earlier by someone using a chainsaw outside.

I wish that my office wouldn't block so many websites.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2622 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:31:43 pm »

Granted! But all the computers get viruses because because some idiot just had to send EVERYONE a link to some obscure, grotesque, tepid site.

I wish I owned a decent home in a decent area of my current town.

princessmoon · « **Reply #2623 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:07:55 pm »

Granted, your current town now ranks 2nd in the low-class and impoverished partition.

I wish for some Pocky! nom!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2624 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:39:32 pm »

Granted, you have pocky, you eat pocky, you get turned into a pocky zombie!!!! Ahhh!!!

I wish that I was playing Tales of Vesperia right now.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2625 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:27:18 am »

Granted! But it keeps freezing!

I wish I owned the novel "Sot-Weed Factor"

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #2626 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:32:47 am »

Granted! The novel is a fresh copy but when you open it you find it's written in sanskrit!

I wish I had more blank dvds.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2627 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:34:04 am »

Granted! You have thousands upon thousands of blank DVD's...and they all have scratches on them.

I wish for a treasure chest full of solid gold coins.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2628 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:08:39 am »

Granted, but once you lay hands on it, the curse laid on the chest turns the gold to dust.

I wish that I was a unicorn!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2629 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:13:10 am »

Granted! You get captured, saddled, tamed...and eventually sold.

I wish my life could be sustained without the need for food or drink.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2630 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:18:13 am »

Granted, instead your life must rely on the lifesource of others to keep yourself alive.

I wish that I could go bowling again.

KHking · « **Reply #2631 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:26:13 pm »

wish granted but you drop the ball on your toe and can never go bowling again

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2632 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:58:22 pm »

Ok, new wish.

I wish I could drive to Portland at HYPER SPEED! And see my friends more often..

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2633 on:** October 12, 2009, 05:14:23 pm »

Granted, you get a teleporter, but every time you use it, your insides get all messed up.

I wish that I could start working on my cosplay.

jaybug · « **Reply #2634 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:01:35 pm »

Granted, but then Lady Godiva is about the easiest cosplay imaginable. And no matter how much you plead, the Hilton isn't going to believe that you have a seeing eye horse, and need it in your room.

I wish my wife had never heard of the silent treatment...

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2635 on:** October 12, 2009, 07:02:22 pm »

Granted, but after awhile you wish she had a mute button.

I wish I had my band teacher would just go away.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2636 on:** October 12, 2009, 07:10:46 pm »

Granted, but while you're band teacher is gone, he'll always be stuck inside your head.

I wish that Eddie Izzard was my best friend and never talked **** about me.

KHking · « **Reply #2637 on:** October 12, 2009, 08:21:33 pm »

wish granted... but he doesn't talk **** about you, he talks mega**** about you.
I wished I was cute as honey sempai

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2638 on:** October 12, 2009, 08:24:20 pm »

Granted, you're so cute that people who don't like the look of cute want to shoot you in the face. Others would want to choke you to death by hugging you too tightly.

I wish that I was more artistic.

jaybug · « **Reply #2639 on:** October 12, 2009, 08:29:16 pm »

Granted, oh wait you said ARTistic. Um, well, we're gonna have to go back and re-boot that wish. Now you and Van Gogh have a bit of a competition going on who makes the craziest paintings.

I wish I didn't get into the doghouse so easily...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2640 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:20:56 pm »

^ Granted! You weigh 80 lbs more than you already do. Good luck fitting into the doghouse! ha ha.

I wish anything I willingly and knowingly touched with my left hand turned to gold.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2641 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:37:28 pm »

Granted, but your right hand will turn anything you touch to excrement and you can't control it.

I wish that I could have a money tree.

jaybug · « **Reply #2642 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:38:34 pm »

GRanted, but it leafs out in Monopoly money.

I wish it was weekend already...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2643 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:42:44 pm »

Granted, the weekend comes to you in human form and says "Here I am!"

I wish that I was a better singer.

jaybug · « **Reply #2644 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:44:50 pm »

Granted, but you still need to practice often.

I wish I made something besides pork chow mein for lunch.

KHking · « **Reply #2645 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:58:00 pm »

wish granted, instead you have Mrs. lovett's meat pie; preist flavor

I wish I had a better last name

jaybug · « **Reply #2646 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:18:15 pm »

Granted, your last name is Better. And somehow your first name has been deleted and replaced with Betty. So now you are Betty Better. Oh, and you got engaged with Bob Best. The ceremony of the Better Best party will be held at the Best Western. Watch out the Better Business Bureau is looking to sue you for copyright infringement.

I wish I always had snappy answers to this thread....

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2647 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:52:13 am »

Granted, but your computer explodes before you get to reply.

I wish I had tons of money to buy every manga I want!!!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2648 on:** October 17, 2009, 10:28:49 am »

Granted! Unfortunately, everywhere you go is sold out of manga, and when you try to buy it online your computer crashes.

I wish I could make others fall asleep.

NightLotus · « **Reply #2649 on:** October 17, 2009, 11:34:10 am »

granted, you do when you talk

I wish I could travel wherever I wanted.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424749 times)