Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493254 times)

Kimiski · « **Reply #2900 on:** March 18, 2010, 01:33:04 pm »

^ Granted, then you miss the opportunity for a better job that pays millions.

V I wish someone would slap my sister across the face with a raw fish !

jaybug · « **Reply #2901 on:** March 18, 2010, 08:40:42 pm »

Granted, but then she serves it up to Washougal Otaku for din-din.

I wish I had started my weekend already...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2902 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:34:30 pm »

granted but you sleep through all of it

i wish i had even more friends then i do

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2903 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:36:43 pm »

granted.....but...there a WHOLE bunch of shadow clones of me.

I wish I had FFXIII.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2904 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:39:42 pm »

granted but its for 360

i wish i had a ps3

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2905 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:46:03 pm »

Granted....no wait....( haha...you admitted it)

I wish ps3 games can play online with 360's.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2906 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:49:42 pm »

granted but they have no games for both

i wish i could use my cool bandaids

jaybug · « **Reply #2907 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:17:29 pm »

Granted, but you should have gotten stitches instead. And you need to go buy more band-aids now.

I wish I wasn't coming back to work with only 8 hours between shifts...

princessmoon · « **Reply #2908 on:** April 13, 2010, 07:54:36 pm »

Granted, your job now is to utilize the "shift" key 8 hours straight 5 days a week.

I wish my hands weren't so dry from frequent hand-washing :/

jaybug · « **Reply #2909 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:17:23 pm »

Wish granted! You drop the soap down the toilet, and can't wash your hands anymore!

I wish I didn't have this knot in my back...

Raveen92 · « **Reply #2910 on:** April 13, 2010, 09:33:48 pm »

granted, you have two knots in your back

I wish I had money to go to my one and only school dance. . . prom

princessmoon · « **Reply #2911 on:** April 13, 2010, 09:56:25 pm »

Granted, for that trade, you become a bum for 65 years.

Wish I can fly!

KHking · « **Reply #2912 on:** May 06, 2010, 07:39:12 pm »

Wish granted, but your wings look terrible and you can never where clothes again!
I wish I was an esper

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2913 on:** May 06, 2010, 07:55:08 pm »

granted but you go insane and commit suicide 10 min later

i wish i was better at shadowing colors

thesirensings · « **Reply #2914 on:** May 06, 2010, 08:41:21 pm »

Granted, but all the colors are ugly.

I wish I would win the lottery.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #2915 on:** May 07, 2010, 03:53:21 pm »

Granted, you bought a 50 dollar ticket and only won a penny, that was later stolen.

I wish i had better luck finding money on the ground.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2916 on:** May 07, 2010, 04:05:55 pm »

granted but its all from brazil and the bank wont let you exchange

i wish i had more yen

thesirensings · « **Reply #2917 on:** May 07, 2010, 05:31:23 pm »

Granted, but it passes through the digestive system of a cow before it gets to you.

I wish I could find a job.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2918 on:** May 07, 2010, 05:53:45 pm »

granted but its to kill your favorite animal

i wish i had a job

KHking · « **Reply #2919 on:** May 07, 2010, 08:47:02 pm »

Granted, but you suck so badly at it they fire you in record time: 72 seconds flat.

I wish my crush liked me back.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2920 on:** May 07, 2010, 08:54:57 pm »

granted but she smothers you and you no longer like her and she'll kill you if you try breaking it off

i wish i could feel better

thesirensings · « **Reply #2921 on:** May 07, 2010, 11:54:53 pm »

Granted, you become a masochist.

I wish that healthy food tasted good.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2922 on:** May 07, 2010, 11:56:35 pm »

granted but it goes extinct

i wish my brain more sense

KHking · « **Reply #2923 on:** May 10, 2010, 06:48:43 pm »

Your wish is invalid.

I wish Pokemon were real!

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2924 on:** May 11, 2010, 03:53:02 pm »

Granted but their diet consist of human flesh

KHking · « **Reply #2925 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:27:22 pm »

Your wish is granted and you turn into nothing.
I wish I was 17 years old!

Raveen92 · « **Reply #2926 on:** May 11, 2010, 09:18:16 pm »

granted, it is one second before you turn 18

I wish I could find a Simplicity Pattern for a Pleated Mini-skirt, in the catalogue.

CheshireStray · « **Reply #2927 on:** May 14, 2010, 08:43:10 am »

Granted, but it requires 50,000 dollars of material.
I wish my wish wouldnt go bad.

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #2928 on:** May 15, 2010, 11:33:31 pm »

Granted, but your wish doesn't go bad by having nothing happen and you live the rest of your life in despair for having wasted your once in a lifetime chance of getting a wish granted.

I wish that I had money to get cosplay materials instead of having to spend it on fixing my car.

CheshireStray · « **Reply #2929 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:34:38 am »

Granted, but your car stays broken.

I wish this wish will end up terrible.

KHking · « **Reply #2930 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:22:52 am »

Wish granted, but in the long run in helps you out!

I wish Kumoricon was closer!

Raveen92 · « **Reply #2931 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:50:52 am »

Granted it is 5.332432528262 X 10^-6035429 seconds closer

such a math nerd

I wish for my bad horrible luck to end.

FateChooseMe · « **Reply #2932 on:** May 16, 2010, 12:47:53 pm »

It'll take 4,450,090 days for your luck to get better.

I wish I could not have allergies.

CheshireStray · « **Reply #2933 on:** May 16, 2010, 04:19:47 pm »

Granted, you stop breathing!

I wish it would rain muffins.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2934 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:29:13 pm »

granted, but they are as big as the empire state building and crush many people...including you

i wish i had icecream

thesirensings · « **Reply #2935 on:** May 23, 2010, 02:49:42 pm »

Granted, but it is Green Mouse and Telephone flavored.

I wish I didn't suck at cutting hair.

KHking · « **Reply #2936 on:** May 23, 2010, 06:46:16 pm »

Wish granted, instead you suck at everything else.

I wish I didn't get startled so easily.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2937 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:13:34 pm »

Granted! however Horror/suspense movies are now totally ruined for you.

I wish I had an 2008 GSXR 750

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2938 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:25:45 pm »

Granted. It comes from ebay and you open the box and you get this crappy one. Theres a letter and it says " EBAY- THERES A REASON WHY IT'S CHEAPER."

I wish Team Fortress 2 was free for a few days.

KHking · « **Reply #2939 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:33:22 pm »

Granted, but you are so excited you faint and missout on downloading it for free.

I wish BR2 was better, cause right now IT SUCKS.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2940 on:** May 24, 2010, 03:53:55 pm »

^ Granted, now it has singing tacos.

V I wish for my back to stop hurting.

CheshireStray · « **Reply #2941 on:** May 24, 2010, 04:54:16 pm »

^ granted, everything else hurts more.
v I wish i had food.

ninja square 7 · « **Reply #2942 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:15:22 pm »

Granted, but it's so spicy you can't eat it.

I wish I didn't have homework.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2943 on:** May 26, 2010, 05:29:37 pm »

granted now you have no home and its now not at school work

i wish i could find somthing to study with

KHking · « **Reply #2944 on:** May 26, 2010, 07:25:20 pm »

Wish granted, but you fail the test.
*YOU SHOULDA COME TO SCHOOL TODAY!*

I wish Bucketstalker would actually come to school every day.

jaybug · « **Reply #2945 on:** May 26, 2010, 09:22:33 pm »

Granted, but you miss that due to catching mononucleosis.

I wish I was in a cool movie.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2946 on:** May 27, 2010, 04:11:10 pm »

granted the ending is lost at sea which what made the movie cool and it was made by Korean animators

i wish i wasn't bothered about being sick

jaybug · « **Reply #2947 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:00:06 pm »

Granted, you become so delirious that your being sick is no bother at all, in fact you finally learn to enjoy your insanity.

I wish I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket...

KHking · « **Reply #2948 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:31:05 pm »

You do, but you only win 25 cents.

I wish I was in the world of Final Fantasy!!

Raveen92 · « **Reply #2949 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:36:01 pm »

Granted, it's you least favorite Final Fantasy Game?

I wish I could figure out how to make the Mini Buttcape for my Miniskirt

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