Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493032 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #300 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:23:21 pm »

Granted, but it is a cheap Chinese knock-off and only plays old Soviet era Tetris games.

I wish I could sell my car without having to bother with actually selling it...

Arumi · « **Reply #301 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:25:20 pm »

Granted, the car magically disappears and a pile of money is left in it's place. Though the money is actually made of banana leafs.

I wish my older sister would move out already.

jaybug · « **Reply #302 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:29:47 pm »

Granted, she's moving this weekend, but...your folks need to hire her room out to make ends meet now, so the rent it out to a down on his luck alcoholic who helps out by doing the laundry.

I wish I had something good to look forward to this weekend...

Arumi · « **Reply #303 on:** July 24, 2008, 06:32:49 pm »

(Ha! She pretty much just does laundry anyways. XD)
Granted, but within an hour of whatever good is going on, you find out that your car has somehow managed to catch on fire and explode.

I wish I had something better to do than make random wishes.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #304 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:22:10 pm »

Granted, but now you're busy reading the old General Discussion threads from before the spam forum.

I wish that all the Pocky Club members could be in Portland this weekend.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #305 on:** July 26, 2008, 04:45:15 am »

Granted they all COULD be in portland this weekend, but they choose not to be.

I wish i was getting a Ferrari 430 for my birthday!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #306 on:** July 26, 2008, 09:20:32 am »

Granted, you were getting one but it was wrecked by a bus on its way to the party.

I wish I was already at the picnic!

jaybug · « **Reply #307 on:** July 30, 2008, 06:34:36 pm »

Granted, but the ants still beat you there. And they are Army ants!

I wish I was on vacation all over again...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #308 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:07:59 pm »

Granted, but now you're stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque loop.

I wish I was home.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #309 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:19:39 pm »

Granted, wherever you are now just became your home XD

I wish I was one of those famous cosplayers

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #310 on:** July 30, 2008, 07:38:41 pm »

Granted, but now you're all over /c/ or whatever board it is on 4chan that rips on cosplay.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

Winfred · « **Reply #311 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:46:26 pm »

Granted, but now your heart hurts. AWWW.

I wish I knew how to make stencils...

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #312 on:** July 30, 2008, 08:50:46 pm »

granted but now you stifle great artist because they use stencils instead of their great talent.

i wish i had $10,000 to spend at kumoricon this year

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #313 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:59:39 am »

Granted, but the taxes for money go up and you lose 70% of it.

I wish I had a glass of water. -w-

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #314 on:** July 31, 2008, 12:07:13 pm »

granted *pours a glass of water over catchxme's head*

i wish i had cake

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #315 on:** July 31, 2008, 12:38:14 pm »

Granted. *shoves cake in face*

I wish we were all happy. XD

Bob · « **Reply #316 on:** July 31, 2008, 04:14:29 pm »

so were all happy. in fact so happy that we run in circles until we can't breath and die

I wish there wasn't gonna be a baby in my hotel room

KogaRyu · « **Reply #317 on:** August 05, 2008, 08:56:13 pm »

granted instead of A baby in your hotel room its now multiple Babies in your hotel room.

i wish i had something Ready to cosplay as for Kumoricon

Winfred · « **Reply #318 on:** August 05, 2008, 08:58:29 pm »

^ Granted, but it's just a box...it barely passes for Solid Snake's.

V I wish I could wear a big sign without looking absolutely ridiculous.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #319 on:** August 05, 2008, 09:10:09 pm »

Granted, but you end up looking only slightly ridiculous.

I wish I didn't ache so much.

jaybug · « **Reply #320 on:** August 05, 2008, 10:25:43 pm »

Granted, but now things are completely broken!

I wish I was getting into shape faster than I am...

Bob · « **Reply #321 on:** August 05, 2008, 11:21:10 pm »

granted you get into shape less than one calorie faster, but still faster!

I wish my Bob cosplay's didn't suck.

melchizedek · « **Reply #322 on:** August 06, 2008, 01:41:44 am »

Granted, however you become one of those folks that cannot stop talking about your 1337 cosplay and everyone thinks you are vane.

I wish I could stay up a couple more hours tonight

laurifer · « **Reply #323 on:** August 06, 2008, 03:33:28 am »

Granted, but a huge frog comes out of your toilet and eats you, thus ending your late night shindigs

I wish I could write an awesome essay

jaybug · « **Reply #324 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:03:21 pm »

Granted, but no one can read Swahili, so you still get a failing grade. For some reason even though you typed English, the computer decided that you had moved to Kenya recently and therefore changed the language, and the clock, so that's why your clock is about 12 hours fast.

I wish I hadn't started reading Alexander Solzhenitsyn's the Gulag Archipelago, I can hardly believe that a people would let themselves by the millions and no one says a thing...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #325 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:00:26 am »

Granted but instead you've been reading Anthem by Ayn Rand.

I wish that I had some new black slacks for my cosplays.

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #326 on:** August 07, 2008, 09:09:54 am »

Granted, but you find out the day of the con, you packed it with your whiteout for the amazing song you were going to make!! Making the pants ruined!

I wish I was at Studio Ghibli right now.

Bob · « **Reply #327 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:49:13 pm »

Granted, your there, dead

I wish I knew of some good techno bands

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #328 on:** August 07, 2008, 01:13:40 pm »

Granted, all the music you just downloaded has viruses and just crashed your hard drive.

I wish I had lolita clothing.

jaybug · « **Reply #329 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:24:33 pm »

Granted, but now the cops have an APB out for your arrest.

I wish I had something more interesting to eat for lunch and dinner tonight...

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #330 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:28:14 pm »

Granted. Though your concoction transformed into a giant squid and is now eating everything! OH NOES IT HAS YOUR ARM!!

I wish I was having a better birthday. So much for being 19. :[

DancingTofu · « **Reply #331 on:** August 07, 2008, 08:15:57 pm »

Granted. You go over to your friends house to find a surprise party planned for you, but you get pressured into some uncomfortable situations during the party and wake up rather nauseous at 5pm tomorrow.

I wish someone would actually buy my bass. :[

laurifer · « **Reply #332 on:** August 07, 2008, 08:34:12 pm »

Actually...I'd buy it if I had moniez

I wish I can move out now

DancingTofu · « **Reply #333 on:** August 07, 2008, 08:50:30 pm »

Granted. You could move out any time you like; doesn't mean you'll last. Internet and food cost money, ya know?

also, you totally didn't corrupt my wish.

also, you should get money to buy my bass within a week so I don't have to sell it to some nameless stranger for a quarter of its retail price.

I wish I didn't need the money. :[

KogaRyu · « **Reply #334 on:** August 08, 2008, 12:00:00 am »

Granted you no longer need the money. but hey you didn't need that second kidney you sold to get the money either.

I wish they where making an animated Avatar Movie

Bob · « **Reply #335 on:** August 08, 2008, 12:16:39 am »

Granted but you go blind as the movie starts

I wish I could fly for as long as I wanted, and as high as I wanted.

Winfred · « **Reply #336 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:43:48 am »

^ Granted, you go to the moon! Then die from lack of oxygen/pressure/space aliens.

V I wish I was a bear.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #337 on:** August 08, 2008, 09:39:50 pm »

Granted, but you then KILL EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVED OR CARED ABOUT.

I wish I was a beer.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #338 on:** August 08, 2008, 09:42:24 pm »

Granted, but you drank yourself.

I wish I was a glass of water.

Bob · « **Reply #339 on:** August 08, 2008, 09:49:00 pm »

You get drank and then I piss you.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #340 on:** August 08, 2008, 09:52:48 pm »

granted but you are technically healthy but covered in growths

I wish I had the tastiest cookie every and I ate it and was happy ^^

KogaRyu · « **Reply #341 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:04:15 pm »

granted it was tasty especialy for a cookie that was dropped on the ground, but you eat it anyway and are happy you did

i wish i had a flying sky bison

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #342 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:05:38 pm »

granted, but everytime you try to ride him he goes way up in the air and rolls over so you fall, then one day...you fell to your death ^^; hehe Gomenasai

I wish I was jesus ^^

Bob · « **Reply #343 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:25:43 pm »

Your Jesus, a random mexican merchant selling trinkets to tourists. until one of them beats you to death.

I wish that the next person to make a wish loses a finger.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #344 on:** August 10, 2008, 03:51:50 pm »

Granted, I loose a finger but ah ha! what is this?? Im a ninja and it was my clone making this post xP

I wish...my stupid games patch would finish doing its thing and let me play -_-

Winfred · « **Reply #345 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:42:10 pm »

Granted, but game play is suddenly extremely slow and aggravating! Dang!

I wish I had power over VOLCANOES

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #346 on:** August 10, 2008, 06:17:22 pm »

(wow that actually happened I had to log out from lag)

Granted, but when you arn't paying attention the lava you just sent towards your enemies home you kill your family in the lava

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #347 on:** August 10, 2008, 09:15:04 pm »

Granted, but you didn't make a wish so now you have terrible karma for your next seven lives.

I wish I could get something besides a song in Spanish stuck in my head...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #348 on:** August 10, 2008, 09:20:59 pm »

^Granted, you got a new song stuck in your head, but you can't understand it.

V I wish all my kittens didn't have to find homes.

Bob · « **Reply #349 on:** August 10, 2008, 10:28:43 pm »

^ granted they don't have to find homes, they've already found them.

VI wish I had the confidence to ask the chick I like out

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493032 times)