Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493183 times)

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3050 on:** June 25, 2010, 06:21:57 pm »

Granted, each time you fly you loose 1 year of your life.

I Wish I could sew the ultimate Cosplay that fits me.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #3051 on:** June 25, 2010, 06:36:34 pm »

Okay, but it's a Barney cosplay.

I wish.... I had a double cheese burger in my hands.. RIGHT NOW.

Ticra · « **Reply #3052 on:** June 25, 2010, 07:31:04 pm »

yeah but now it's permantly grafted to your palms, so you can't actually eat it. Or do anything else for that matter.

I wish I had a red rider BB Gun.

KHking · « **Reply #3053 on:** June 25, 2010, 08:34:37 pm »

Wish granted, but you shoot your eye out while using it.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.

Ticra · « **Reply #3054 on:** June 25, 2010, 11:43:44 pm »

(haha I was so hoping for that response)
Granted, nothing good happens to you either. So now you live a terribly dull average boring life that no one cares about including yourself. You die old and lonely. :C (My, but I do get depressing around midnight don't I?)

I wish my house had airconditioning.

jaybug · « **Reply #3055 on:** June 27, 2010, 05:18:18 pm »

GRanted but it comes with flashing lights and disco balls. You turn on the A/C, and BAM! instant disco! 70s music not included.

I wish it wasn't Monday already...

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3056 on:** June 27, 2010, 09:10:12 pm »

granted, you have three hours till its monday

I wish It was next summer so i can go see my friend in Germany and go to a German Anime Convention, despite not knowing German.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3057 on:** June 27, 2010, 09:29:02 pm »

Granted: German go Nazi again. Have fun!

Wish I could go see Toy Story 3.

Ticra · « **Reply #3058 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:53:10 pm »

granted, it's all you ever see for the rest of forever. you spend the rest of your life with you eyelids stapled open; duct taped to an auditorium chair and eating stale popcorn for forever. (YUM!)

I wish for a field of adorable cuddly puppies.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3059 on:** June 27, 2010, 10:59:43 pm »

Granted, they are made of cotton of candy, and dissolve

I wish the program that I used to make AMV's would stop crashing and going corrupt.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3060 on:** June 28, 2010, 04:40:05 pm »

granted now everything else chrashes and you lose every thing but the AMV making program

i wish my comp's internet worked

Ticra · « **Reply #3061 on:** June 28, 2010, 05:40:12 pm »

granted, your computer no longer actually works. So, the internet, which would work if your computer would stop flashing the blue screen of death...is only hypothetical.

I selfishly wish Kaja and Phil, artists of The Girl Genius Webcomic were going to be at Kumoricon this year, instead of in australia being awarded fabulous things. DDDD:

jaybug · « **Reply #3062 on:** June 28, 2010, 07:25:55 pm »

Granted, but you get sent to Australia to be part of Yahoo Serious' new film about kangaroos and beer. Sorry, you can't get out of it, it's in the contract.

I wish it was weekend already...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #3063 on:** June 28, 2010, 08:13:47 pm »

Granted it is!!! However you know have a weeks worth of work to catch up on in order to meet the Deadline!
Oh and you now have allergies!!

You still ready for The Weekend?

I wish I had an 07' GSXR 750

Ticra · « **Reply #3064 on:** June 30, 2010, 02:34:59 pm »

granted. It's made out of cheese.
(*shrug* these things happen)

I wish I got to be on the muppet show.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3065 on:** June 30, 2010, 04:00:29 pm »

granted. you were kurmet.

i wish i could bring an awesome friend camping

jaybug · « **Reply #3066 on:** June 30, 2010, 06:12:21 pm »

Granted but your friend wants to play Alec Baldwin, to your Canteen Boy.

www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/canteen-boy/93343/

I wish I wasn't so hungry today...

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3067 on:** June 30, 2010, 08:28:59 pm »

granted, you become so unhungry that you lose weight and die.

I wish to become an awesome Voice actor

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3068 on:** June 30, 2010, 08:32:21 pm »

granted but you suck so much at everything else you die in a car accident

i wish for tacos

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3069 on:** June 30, 2010, 11:38:23 pm »

Granted. . . It was left sitting next to the toilet. . .

I wish that the starling chick would learn to fly so I can finally get my room clean.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3070 on:** July 01, 2010, 05:57:49 pm »

granted but it wont stay gone and it keeps coming back

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3071 on:** July 01, 2010, 06:24:57 pm »

GRANTED you fail and kill the topic

I wish I understand the stuff in the class i'm in.

jaybug · « **Reply #3072 on:** July 01, 2010, 06:43:21 pm »

Granted, but you get called to the principal's office for pulling all the stuffing out of the furniture.

I wish Bucket Stalker would forever more, ALWAYS remember to make a wish!!!

Ticra · « **Reply #3073 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:28:54 pm »

yes but thats all he remembers to do. and his (her?) life is forever filled with minor accidents due to their faulty memory and overly optimistic outlook.

I wish...to go on a picnic...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3074 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:12:12 pm »

granted but your carried off by ants that eat you

i wish i wasnt stupid

jaybug · « **Reply #3075 on:** July 01, 2010, 10:31:52 pm »

Granted, but people still call you a rocket scientist.

I wish I had some mortars for the 4th...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3076 on:** July 01, 2010, 11:13:14 pm »

granted but they are all duds and you get sued for possesion of dud mortars

i wish sisters wasnt an ass and let people set off fireworks

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3077 on:** July 02, 2010, 07:47:58 am »

Granted, your sister(s) are now brother(s) is an Ass.

I wish I won the lottery

Ticra · « **Reply #3078 on:** July 02, 2010, 09:44:21 am »

Granted, all of your "friends" now only call you to clamer for money, and old rivals who hated you in high school resurface to try and convince you that they saved you life once. You decend into a dark pit and vow to never interact with humans again, cursing the money that you had so previously pined for.

haha.

I wish things were simpler.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3079 on:** July 02, 2010, 10:22:15 am »

Granted but you get eaten by Cloverfield. Simple death.

Wish Star Trek 2 was out already!

soundninja12 · « **Reply #3080 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:33:42 pm »

Granted, but you are not allowed to see it.

I wish I could sleep >>

Ticra · « **Reply #3081 on:** July 03, 2010, 10:38:11 pm »

granted you can't do anything else and you spend the rest of your life in a comatose state.
I wish I NEVER had to sleep so I could finish these two-face pants before tomorrow. T_T

mini-man · « **Reply #3082 on:** July 04, 2010, 12:57:54 am »

Granted but you all your body's functions fail for lack of energy and die.

I wish for another wish

KHking · « **Reply #3083 on:** July 04, 2010, 01:31:58 pm »

Wish Granted, but you wish for death on your second wish.

I wish I was super strong!

jaybug · « **Reply #3084 on:** July 04, 2010, 07:52:49 pm »

Granted, but how are you going to get the limburger smell from out of your shoes?

I wish this stupid air conditioner would work right, or just not as well, it's FREEZING IN HERE< AND THE DOOR IS OPEN!

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3085 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:37:46 pm »

Granted, but it then becomes so hot you shrivel up and die.

I wish I had every color nail polish

Ticra · « **Reply #3086 on:** July 06, 2010, 12:01:50 am »

granted, but it becomes impossible to find the color you want amid all the hideous ones.

I wish I had as much skill as I think I do

Taikei · « **Reply #3087 on:** July 06, 2010, 04:23:50 am »

^Granted, but everyone does too. Even the basement trolls.

I wish I was a man.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3088 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:38:46 am »

granted. You get a small you-know-what.

I wish for a new bike.

KHking · « **Reply #3089 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:23:01 am »

Granted, but it's too small for you.

I wish I had more spare time.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3090 on:** July 06, 2010, 12:05:58 pm »

granted, you are now homeless/jobless, you have as much time as you want.

I wish I could earn lots of money with hardly doing anything.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3091 on:** July 06, 2010, 02:18:10 pm »

Granted. The money goes to your head and you become self centered on getting more money. Your friends and family worry about you because you start o gamble all that money and buy useless expensive crap. Now your alone with all your money. Have fun.

Wish for more Ramen.

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3092 on:** July 06, 2010, 02:25:12 pm »

Granted but you drown in a giant bowl of ramen.

I wish my hair was more co-operative.

jaybug · « **Reply #3093 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:48:28 pm »

Granted, but now your armpit hairs grow 1/2 inch per day.

I wish I was on vacation...

Ticra · « **Reply #3094 on:** July 06, 2010, 06:57:01 pm »

yes but your vacation includes a layover in some small bloc country where civil war erupts and everyone with your particular color of hair are executed on site. you manage to evade capture for seven years until the new government takes control, but when you finally get on a plane home, it crashes due to lack of maitenance during the war.

whoops.

I wish i wasn't miserably sick :p

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3095 on:** July 06, 2010, 09:48:12 pm »

granted now your miserably healthy

i wish my bro didnt steal my swim suit

KHking · « **Reply #3096 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:15:50 pm »

That even fits him? WTF?
Um Wish granted, instead he steals your life!

I wish I could see the Killers live.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3097 on:** July 06, 2010, 10:23:06 pm »

granted but they exploded and the derbies crush you killing you.
(i got baggy swimsuit.and im about as tall as him.)

i wish i could finnaly get to sewing stuffs

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3098 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:27:39 pm »

Granted but your bobbin always tangles :c

I wish I had a life.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3099 on:** July 06, 2010, 11:33:27 pm »

granted but its with out friends

i wish no one noticed i forgot this

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