Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493138 times)

Kimiski · « **Reply #3150 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:22:35 pm »

Granted, but it will be a job you hate

I wish I had more time

thesirensings · « **Reply #3151 on:** July 15, 2010, 12:14:58 am »

Granted, but it all gets spent sitting around and being bored.

I wish healthy food tasted as good as non-healthy food.

Taikei · « **Reply #3152 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:23:05 am »

Granted but now the healthy food has the same calories as the non-healthy food, making your wish pointless

I wish I could kill this thread

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3153 on:** July 15, 2010, 12:13:46 pm »

granted now everyone tries killing you

i wish no one killed this thread

Taikei · « **Reply #3154 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:40:00 pm »

Granted, but now it will look like you messed it up
(Edits post)

I wish I was taller

Ticra · « **Reply #3155 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:43:33 pm »

granted, but you are now freakishly tall and have to duck whenever inside.

I wish I had a bigger house.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3156 on:** July 15, 2010, 01:58:52 pm »

granted. its haunted.

i wish toasters were edible

thesirensings · « **Reply #3157 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:56:39 pm »

Granted, but you get herpes from them.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

jaybug · « **Reply #3158 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:36:11 pm »

Granteed, it's hotter in your house.

I wish we had a zombie outbreak....

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3159 on:** July 15, 2010, 11:00:14 pm »

granted. your the first to go.

i wish i would be a survivor not a zombie in an outbreak

Ticra · « **Reply #3160 on:** July 15, 2010, 11:41:47 pm »

granted you are the only one, and therefore spend the rest of you're life living out of a walmart in a semi-insane state of constant paranoia.

I wish I loved vegetables. (so that I would eat them)

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3161 on:** July 15, 2010, 11:47:56 pm »

granted now you only like vegetables.

i wish for not being able to be counted as insane

KogaRyu · « **Reply #3162 on:** July 19, 2010, 03:06:13 am »

Granted, your no longer counted for ANYTHING.

I wish for a 99 spec RX-7

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3163 on:** July 19, 2010, 08:06:11 am »

granted, but it's made of cardboard.

I wish that I could sleep more than 4 hours a night, but less than 12.

thesirensings · « **Reply #3164 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:17:10 am »

Granted, but someone stole your bed.

I wish I could find things after I cleaned my room.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3165 on:** July 19, 2010, 12:09:10 pm »

granted, but it always to get stolen right in front of your eyes.

I wish for a job that didn't involve me getting dirty or smelly or dead.

thesirensings · « **Reply #3166 on:** July 19, 2010, 01:05:35 pm »

Granted, you are now a nude model for an art class. An art class filled with rude, obnoxious people that try to hit on you while you're naked.

I wish lawnmowers were quiet.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3167 on:** July 19, 2010, 03:24:55 pm »

granted, they don't work when off.

I wish I had straight hair.

Ticra · « **Reply #3168 on:** July 19, 2010, 03:33:27 pm »

granted, you have a single straight hair. And nothing else.

I wish i had perfectly still hands. (vs. the shaky ones I have now)

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3169 on:** July 19, 2010, 03:34:25 pm »

granted. . .They will never move again.

I wish I could go to Sakuracon next year.

thesirensings · « **Reply #3170 on:** July 19, 2010, 04:21:55 pm »

Granted, but they made Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Beiber guests of honor.

I wish chocolate was not so addicting.

jaybug · « **Reply #3171 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:13:57 pm »

Granted, but for some reason you still can't stop eating it.

I wish I was watching anime right now...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3172 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:43:00 pm »

Granted but it's the 4kids version of ONE PIECE!

Wish it was saturday already.

thesirensings · « **Reply #3173 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:54:03 pm »

Granted, it is now 11:59 PM on Saturday.

I wish people in this house didn't use up dishes so quickly.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3174 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:38:40 pm »

granted. . .they break them each and every day at 3:27 AM every day

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3175 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:46:21 am »

granted now you dont enough

i wish i knew japanese

Ticra · « **Reply #3176 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:03:33 am »

granted, Japanese instantly becomes a dead language and nobody speaks it anymore.

I wish I had free hotel accomodations forever.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3177 on:** July 20, 2010, 09:29:17 am »

granted, the room is always a crime scene when you need it.

I wish I finished my painting for my aunt's birth day.

Ticra · « **Reply #3178 on:** July 20, 2010, 10:35:56 am »

granted, it's not what you meant to paint.

I wish I had more money in my account than I think I do. -_-

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3179 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:43:51 pm »

granted the government gets suspicious and places wire taps cameras and mics every where

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3180 on:** July 20, 2010, 01:37:11 pm »

You got a giant virus that made it so you wouldn't be able to kill the topic ever again . . .JK

I wish I knew everything i ever questioned.

Ticra · « **Reply #3181 on:** July 20, 2010, 07:48:45 pm »

Granted, if you knew all that; you're head would explode like the alien's from Mar's Attacks when they hear polka music.

I wish people would stop sniping my Ebay bids for an N64

jaybug · « **Reply #3182 on:** July 20, 2010, 08:02:24 pm »

Granted, you finally bid what it is worth to begin with!

I wish people paid attention to their driving when behind the wheel...

thesirensings · « **Reply #3183 on:** July 20, 2010, 10:50:43 pm »

Granted, but then you yourself are distracted while driving and crash.

I wish I could find new music to listen to easier.

Pots · « **Reply #3184 on:** July 20, 2010, 11:04:49 pm »

Granted, but the music is so loud you go deaf.

I wish I was a better driver.

Ticra · « **Reply #3185 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:59:16 am »

granted, Jaybug crashes into you, while distracted.

I wish I had infinite amounts of time and money for costumes.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3186 on:** July 21, 2010, 08:14:34 am »

granted, everyone driving around you become horrible drivers.

I wish I could lose a couple of inches of stomach fat

Ticra · « **Reply #3187 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:27:07 am »

granted, you gain a couple of inches of face fat (euuuugh -_-)

i wish sleeping didn't take time.

jaybug · « **Reply #3188 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:21:52 pm »

granted it gives time. Now you owe your boss so many hours of work if you want to get paid.

I wish this fly would go away....

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3189 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:33:44 pm »

granted, but 200 hundred bees swarm you

I wish to be less lazy

jaybug · « **Reply #3190 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:38:42 pm »

Granted, you are never seen in the K-con forums ever again. Man, that sucks.

I wish I had a better a better comeback than I made...

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3191 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:42:32 pm »

granted, all your other comebacks are so horrible they imprison you

I wish I had millions of dollars to give to charities, and to buy cosplays.

Taikei · « **Reply #3192 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:50:11 pm »

Granted, but the cosplays go to charity as well.

I wish I was more skilled at hand sewing.

thesirensings · « **Reply #3193 on:** July 21, 2010, 10:27:24 pm »

Granted, now you are incredibly gifted at making hands.

I wish I had an apple.

Taikei · « **Reply #3194 on:** July 21, 2010, 10:57:32 pm »

Granted, but now you are snow white and there is no happy ending

I wish I could have more hubba bubba gum...watermelon flavor

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3195 on:** July 24, 2010, 10:21:12 pm »

Granted, your room is now a sticky, pre-chewed, watermelon mess.

I wish I had more fabric, so I could make more plushies. :3

Ticra · « **Reply #3196 on:** July 24, 2010, 10:55:06 pm »

granted, they're all really ugly and stare at you while they're sleeping.

I wish my family reunion wasn't on the same day as my friend's Bridal Shower (lots of driving for me!)

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3197 on:** July 24, 2010, 11:32:16 pm »

granted your family never meets ever again

i wish i actually tried

Ticra · « **Reply #3198 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:48:54 am »

granted, you get so distracted by your trying that you never actually finish anything.

I wish I had a millian strawberry shortcake cookies (yuuuuum; We did not make nearly enough)

thesirensings · « **Reply #3199 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:23:24 pm »

Granted, but you get violently ill while eating them. You get so ill, in fact, that you never want to eat those cookies again.

I wish I could find a ride to Kumoricon.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493138 times)