Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 494300 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #3300 on:** August 15, 2010, 09:24:06 pm »

Granted, you are picked to be the stage director of the re-make of the Broadway Musical Hair!

Good thing the other language I speak is French.

I wish I had a witty reply as soon as I needed one...

Taikei · « **Reply #3301 on:** August 15, 2010, 11:10:15 pm »

Granted, but now you can't say anything else but witty replies and everyone hates you at funerals.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper

Ticra · « **Reply #3302 on:** August 15, 2010, 11:59:24 pm »

Granted, it's from 1907. Have fun trying to drink THAT. :p

I wish it was snowing, instead of being so DAM HOT. UGH

Nando-KiT · « **Reply #3303 on:** August 16, 2010, 12:10:22 am »

granted but then al the heat loven ppl would ban together and take you to the hottest desert and leav u stranded i wish i had more monster floats monster drinj and icecream is yummy

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3304 on:** August 16, 2010, 01:06:49 pm »

Granted, but the ice cream in it is WASABI GINGER! (baskin robins had it, I tried it...Worst mistake ever.)

I wish I had more red spraypaint.

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3305 on:** August 16, 2010, 02:33:06 pm »

Granted, you get it everywhere but where you wanted.

I WISH VEXEN WAS HERE!

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3306 on:** August 16, 2010, 04:15:24 pm »

granted vexen is there eating all your food and stealing all your stuffs

i wish i was a ghost

jaybug · « **Reply #3307 on:** August 16, 2010, 09:53:27 pm »

Granted, Mentally Hilarious kills you. Thinking you were a squirrel.

I wish I had some of Pots' tarts...

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3308 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:01:23 am »

Granted but they turn into PopTart's.

I wish I sugar for my Kool-aid I half made.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3309 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:34:52 am »

granted but you are the sugar

i wish my hair wasnt evil

nyahaha · « **Reply #3310 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:24:24 pm »

granted...its not evil, but too lovey and chokes you.

I really wish I wasn't procrastinating right now.

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3311 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:27:16 pm »

Granted, but you are working on your summer reading and end up not having time to complete your cosplay. (Mean, aren't I, Nyahaha? ;3)

I wish I could sew.

nyahaha · « **Reply #3312 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:29:17 pm »

(ouch that hurts...driving the cold hard truth in that i need to do the reading xD)

Granted. But you cant finish the summer reading because of all the sewing you are addicted to
(right back at you xD)

I wish that the ice cream guy would drive by...and give out free ice cream.

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3313 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:33:22 pm »

(You're right. I need to as well. Dx)

Granted, but you are so excited that you run out in your Kaito costume and spill ice scream all over it, and no, stain-remover doesn't work.

I wish all of the chores were done.

jaybug · « **Reply #3314 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:15:20 pm »

Granted, but it was only good enough for government work.

I wish I always balanced my checkbook properly...fudge

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3315 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:43:51 pm »

granted but you always lose your checkbook and find it with all teh checks gone.

i wish i had time and money to finish my cosplays

nyahaha · « **Reply #3316 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:54:42 pm »

granted, but now you don't have the attention span to actually complete them

I wish dinner was ready...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3317 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:01:55 pm »

granted its leather burnt ass bacon with meatloaf with a strange cream filling

i wish it was raining cool water

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3318 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:03:30 pm »

Granted, but it's so cold it starts snowing.

I wish I could sleep well tonight and wake up at six AM. :3

nyahaha · « **Reply #3319 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:05:11 pm »

granted, but you wake up at 6am on thursday

I wish my sewing mess was all cleaned up...

Nando-KiT · « **Reply #3320 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:28:20 pm »

granted but u made a bigger mess cleaning it up i wish my nails would dry

jaybug · « **Reply #3321 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:31:48 pm »

GRanted, but next time DON'T be using the propane torch! You won't have to go to the hospital the next time you do your nails.

I wish I had more money than month left....

KHking · « **Reply #3322 on:** August 17, 2010, 10:44:26 pm »

Granted, but only get about a penny more. Plus tax.

I wish I was an expert sewer.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3323 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:14:16 pm »

Granted, but your machine still likes to break needles and mess up on you.

I wish I was able to draw like Jhonen Vasques!

Pots · « **Reply #3324 on:** August 17, 2010, 11:29:43 pm »

^{Granted, but then your hands fall off.

I wish I could ride a bike with one hand.}

Ticra · « **Reply #3325 on:** August 18, 2010, 11:22:52 am »

Granted, this is because you now only have one hand.

I wish I had A/C at my house.

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3326 on:** August 18, 2010, 03:28:15 pm »

Granted, but it only cools the house down by one degree.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in two weeks!

Ticra · « **Reply #3327 on:** August 18, 2010, 04:06:11 pm »

(totally worth it, and ME TOO)

Granted, you have to go to juvie 0_0

I wish I could pause time at will without growing older.

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3328 on:** August 18, 2010, 06:44:06 pm »

Granted, you don't know how to un-pause and the internet doesn't work.Phail

I wish the Spaghetti would cook faster.

jaybug · « **Reply #3329 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:34:38 pm »

granted, you now have a 5,000 watt microwave oven. Just hurry up with those paper towels before your oven short circuits, and starts a kitchen fire.

( You could use a pressure cooker)

I wish it was tomorrow, right now!

Naruchan · « **Reply #3330 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:11:24 pm »

Granted! But then some weird rip in the time space continuum destroys the earth, and the Aliens that come and save you wont make you go forward anymore.

I wish, I had my 200 dollar boots I'm going to save up for after kumo!

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3331 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:20:08 pm »

granted they're 2 sizes too small. and fall apart if human skin makes contact

i wish i had 120 dollars in time for kumo

Naruchan · « **Reply #3332 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:22:10 pm »

Granted!
But you loose like 25% of it to a hobo the day of. (D: God that would suck!)

I wish I had my sexy goal hair cut for kumo.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3333 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:30:08 pm »

granted but it comes to life and eats your brian

Naruchan · « **Reply #3334 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:45:17 pm »

^ AHHHH!

D: I WISH MY HAIR DIDN'T EAT MY BRAIN!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #3335 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:35:48 pm »

Granted, now i eats your FACE!!!

Wish for a Kogan!

Naruchan · « **Reply #3336 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:39:33 pm »

(I'm not sure what that is!)

Granted, but then something vaguely horrible happens to it.

I wish, that I had all the stuff I wanna get done, done.

Nando-KiT · « **Reply #3337 on:** August 20, 2010, 09:30:49 pm »

granted but then narwal comes and destroys evry thin. i wish i had the nerve to ask a person out

Ticra · « **Reply #3338 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:09:54 pm »

granted, they agree, and you go out to a wonderful place, then he turns out to be a boring creeper. (is there such a thing? Apparently!)
Sad day.
(just ask them, it's not so bad if they say no. Just be nice and friendly and casual. Or better yet, really get to know them and be comfortable with them first. It's all part of the process

)

anywho.
I wish I wasn't crampy and ugh. I hate female hormonal processes.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3339 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:39:38 pm »

^ (agree with you)
Granted! But once those hormones are all gone, you get a mustache.

I wish could honestly give up junk food.

Ticra · « **Reply #3340 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:47:11 pm »

Granted, you develop severe withdrawl, and spend days in a shuddery sweaty pile before giving up the ghost.
(ps. If I had a mustache I would go for a handle-bars...)

I wish I had no need for sleeping...

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3341 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:36:12 am »

Granted, you die after 11 days.

I wish I has more classes with my friends.

Ticra · « **Reply #3342 on:** August 21, 2010, 10:20:35 am »

granted, it's advanced linear calculus. Your soul shrivels up and dies.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy...(I'm doing an adventure race today, awakness might help...)

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3343 on:** August 21, 2010, 02:58:30 pm »

Granted, but now you can not sleep for the rest of the year and you run off adrenaline 24/7.

I wish it was 7 PM (today, Sat. 21st, 2010).

Gryffinclaw Princess · « **Reply #3344 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:28:52 pm »

Granted. But once it comes around, a terrible accident happens and you die.

(But I still love you even though that sounds terrible~<3)

I wish I lived in Vancouver. (Closer to K-Con, friends, and no housing taxes.

)

nyahaha · « **Reply #3345 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:36:39 pm »

granted but you completely forget about cosplay, your friends and all you're friends there forget you.

I wish I didn't have to clean my room

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3346 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:37:55 pm »

Granted, but instead, your brother cleans it, making even more of a mess, and the consequences are yours.

I wish I could decide what to do for my K-con schedule.

Luxord · « **Reply #3347 on:** August 21, 2010, 11:37:20 pm »

Granted, every thing goes drastically wrong.

I wish I have a life-time supply of Cupcakes!

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3348 on:** August 22, 2010, 02:53:28 pm »

Granted, but by the time they are shipped to your house they have all gone bad.

I wish summer was over...

jaybug · « **Reply #3349 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:39:13 pm »

Granted, you get locked up in the state mental hospital, and never see the light of day evarr again.

I wish I could only show up for 8 hour shifts, and no more 12s...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 494300 times)