Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493077 times)

ouruknak · « **Reply #3350 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:40:26 pm »

Granted, but you get paid minimum wage

I wish I had a date to the ball

jaybug · « **Reply #3351 on:** August 22, 2010, 03:42:19 pm »

Granted, you brought two dates and three figs. You are only missing a few flakes to make a complete granola! What nuts? You are a nut.

I wish I had time off this week...

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3352 on:** August 22, 2010, 04:05:26 pm »

Granted, but you find yourself vegging out all week, bored and wishing you were back at work.

I wish I could do something productive.

Luxord · « **Reply #3353 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:52:45 pm »

Granted, but every body hates you

I wish I ruled the world

thesirensings · « **Reply #3354 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:55:34 pm »

Granted, but then there's mutiny and you are overthrown in five minutes.

I wish food didn't cost money.

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #3355 on:** August 22, 2010, 05:59:58 pm »

Granted, but now all food tastes like computer chips.

I wish I had an income right now

Kagome219 · « **Reply #3356 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:14:20 pm »

Granted, but you go and spend it frivolously.

I wish I had something to do. xD

jaybug · « **Reply #3357 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:17:13 pm »

Granted, now quit slacking off, time is money you know!

I wish I had a job that had better management...

Luxord · « **Reply #3358 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:32:22 pm »

Granted, but you want too kill your self cuz of all the stress

i wish i had a Girafarig

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3359 on:** August 23, 2010, 01:08:24 am »

Granted, the chomper looking tail eats your puppy.

I wish I had more clay.

Luxord · « **Reply #3360 on:** August 23, 2010, 03:06:13 am »

Granted, but yo didn't know it self hardened in 1 second

wish i could go too sleep

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3361 on:** August 23, 2010, 03:15:23 am »

Granted, you fall asleep in the middle of the floor and get yelled at by your dad.

I wish I could draw anthros/animals better.(I totally suck at drawing)

Ticra · « **Reply #3362 on:** August 23, 2010, 10:13:35 am »

Granted you can draw but then lose all your fingers in a freak accident! Oh noes!

I wish my cosplay minions lived next door so I could do fittings quickly and easily

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3363 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:28:29 pm »

Granted, but they lost all memory of cosplay and became LAWYERS!

I wish I knew some cool Parkour moves, and could perform them perfectly.

Luxord · « **Reply #3364 on:** August 23, 2010, 02:10:38 pm »

Granted, but when you show them off no one is impressed cuz every on can do them now

i wish i lived i the city

jaybug · « **Reply #3365 on:** August 23, 2010, 05:03:01 pm »

Granted, welcome to Kabul, Afghanistan!

I wish I could time travel...

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #3366 on:** August 23, 2010, 05:04:59 pm »

Granted, but you can only travel to events that cause you great pain or anguish.

I wish I could go to Southern Oregon and see a very special girl <3

Luxord · « **Reply #3367 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:48:01 pm »

Granted, but that "very special girl" turns out too be a boy

i wish i could think of some thing too wish for

jaybug · « **Reply #3368 on:** August 23, 2010, 08:50:32 pm »

Granted, and thank you for playing, buh-bye now.

I wish I was home now...

Saberchan · « **Reply #3369 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:01:59 pm »

Granted. But you're met with an overflowing toilet to fix.

I wish my cat wasn't such a bully...

Luxord · « **Reply #3370 on:** August 23, 2010, 09:23:48 pm »

granted but now ur cat is a big puss

i wish i kumoricon was here

Ticra · « **Reply #3371 on:** August 23, 2010, 10:20:51 pm »

granted, you died a week ago due to a freak ice-cream-truck-gone-amok type accident.

I wish I wasn't having some kind of asthma issues o_0

jaybug · « **Reply #3372 on:** August 23, 2010, 10:26:24 pm »

Granted, it's actually walking pneumonia.

I wish I knew what I really wanted to eat for dinner...

Saberchan · « **Reply #3373 on:** August 23, 2010, 10:31:58 pm »

Granted. But you're all out, and all the stores are closed!

I wish my apartment allowed more pets...

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3374 on:** August 24, 2010, 12:54:25 am »

Granted! Your neighbors got a Greyhound and Mastiff that won't shut up at night.

I wish time would pass by quicker...

frogger · « **Reply #3375 on:** August 24, 2010, 04:19:17 am »

Granted! Now you are 60 and have no hair and need pre chewed food.

I wish i could go to sleep at a normal houre

Luxord · « **Reply #3376 on:** August 24, 2010, 07:41:32 am »

granted, but the "normal houre" tuners out too be the loony bin

i wish i was 21

Ticra · « **Reply #3377 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:32:03 am »

granted they raise the drinking age to thirty-something, and that keeps out out of clubs and away from alcohol. whoops.

I wish my friend would hurry up and get out of the shower! >:O

Luxord · « **Reply #3378 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:55:32 am »

Granted but your friend took a mud shower and smells like a hobo

i wish i had a dragon

Blizzara Dragon · « **Reply #3379 on:** August 24, 2010, 12:26:07 pm »

Granted, but he's so large he accidentally crushes you under his foot when he's playing with you.

I wish my wig would fit better...

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3380 on:** August 24, 2010, 12:52:47 pm »

Granted, but it fell into a vat of hairspray and is now unfixable.

I wish the zombies would HURRY UP AND GET HERE ALREADY! >.>

Luxord · « **Reply #3381 on:** August 24, 2010, 02:30:33 pm »

granted but then they realize you dont have a brain

i wish i had my boots

Naruchan · « **Reply #3382 on:** August 24, 2010, 02:44:16 pm »

Granted, but then they ended up being shipped to another house in your area.

I wish I HAD MAH BOOTS! 8D

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3383 on:** August 24, 2010, 04:51:21 pm »

Granted, but then they ended up being shipped to another house in your area. (Don't pick on mah Luxord)

I wish that Luxord could come up with better comebacks.

Gryffinclaw Princess · « **Reply #3384 on:** August 24, 2010, 04:59:17 pm »

Granted. He uses them all on you and you get so agitated at him you end up killing him.

I wish I had ordered my costume contacts weeks ago. [/sigh]

frogger · « **Reply #3385 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:54:46 pm »

Granted, but the plain that is carrying your costume crashes into you house

i wish i had a money tree

Naruchan · « **Reply #3386 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:56:16 pm »

Granted but then it turned out to be counter fitted money.

I wish I had a GOOD air conditioner.

jaybug · « **Reply #3387 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:56:57 pm »

Granted, one just fell off the truck, and for you I have a deal you can't refuse.

I wish all our new stuff at work, worked as advertised...

frogger · « **Reply #3388 on:** August 24, 2010, 06:59:24 pm »

Granted, but now you can not get though your frount door cuz of all the stuff and there is a tornado coming

i wish i had i car that never broke

Naruchan · « **Reply #3389 on:** August 24, 2010, 07:01:17 pm »

Granted, but then you realized you broke everything else you need to drive a car, including arms, legs and HEAD. v.v sad.

I wish My family wasn't off having fun at the river when I'm stuck at home alone and bored, and hot...

frogger · « **Reply #3390 on:** August 24, 2010, 07:10:00 pm »

Granted, but you jumped into the river and sweeped away to the kraken

i wish that there is no summer

Luxord · « **Reply #3391 on:** August 24, 2010, 07:44:51 pm »

granted, now every one hates you

i wish i had my Xigbar

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3392 on:** August 24, 2010, 11:33:35 pm »

Granted, but I kill you.

I wish Xal-xal was a girl, because he would be ~fabulous~♪

Nando-KiT · « **Reply #3393 on:** August 25, 2010, 12:11:29 am »

granted but then she would want nothin to do with you. I wish thursday would come so L can give me sugar

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #3394 on:** August 25, 2010, 12:12:57 am »

Granted But you never get the sugar

I wish my wig worked out and was not falling apart.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3395 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:49:23 am »

GRANTED!
JUST GRANTED BECAUSE ITS CLOSE TO CON AND YOU NEED IT TO BE NOT FALLY APARTY!!!

I wish their was more to do on this little lappy.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #3396 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:51:41 am »

Granted but I get the lappy

I wish for my cake to be full of awesome.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3397 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:57:43 am »

granted, but then you couldn't eat it, because you would get awesome poisoning.

I wish my nose wasn't so irritated.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #3398 on:** August 25, 2010, 01:59:54 am »

Granted but then your nose falls off.

I wish my knee's were better.

Luxord · « **Reply #3399 on:** August 25, 2010, 07:56:07 am »

Granted but then you walk our legs off

i wish i had a unicorn

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493077 times)