Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424625 times)

CheshireStray · « **Reply #3500 on:** January 20, 2011, 05:47:50 pm »

Granted, but you get last place and end up feeling worse for it.

I wish i had no wishes.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3501 on:** January 20, 2011, 08:17:41 pm »

granted but then an amry of zombies appear outside of your house bleh

i wish i could have a secret zombie apocalypse emrgency kit in my room complete with guns food and food. and a working impala

toonafeesh · « **Reply #3502 on:** January 21, 2011, 08:00:08 pm »

Granted, but you will be killed in said Zombie Apocalypse before you are able to reach it.

I wish KGW didn't mis-pronounce my name.

Pchan · « **Reply #3503 on:** February 09, 2011, 12:35:43 pm »

Granted but they give you a new name and pronounce that one wrong.

I wish that I had more time to finish my projects.

Ticra · « **Reply #3504 on:** February 09, 2011, 10:14:15 pm »

Granted, now you spend eternity in a timeless void, always with this forever due-date hovering over your head. Always there. Looming. and being stessfull...

(that's somewhat terrifying actually 0_o)

I wish that I would get into college! *crosses fingers*

Pchan · « **Reply #3505 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:49:54 pm »

Granted but it's a D-standard college and the degree is worth nothing

I wish that I could actually somehow manage to go to Kumoricon this year.

Ticra · « **Reply #3506 on:** February 10, 2011, 10:12:54 pm »

granted you manage to get there, get in the elevator to get up to your favorite room and the elevator breaks down. For All. Three. Days.
It was known as the "great 'elevator catastrophy of '11"

I wish I wasn't so tired -_-

Pchan · « **Reply #3507 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:11:51 pm »

Granted, but you never sleep again and go insane from lack of sleep.

I wish I didn't have to deal with family drama.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #3508 on:** February 12, 2011, 10:10:05 pm »

Granted, but now YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAD

I wish I could go on a timey-wimey adventure through space and time.

Pchan · « **Reply #3509 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:32:09 pm »

[sounds good to me.]
granted, but you get stuck in a time period you hate and cannot get out, even with a Tardis.

I wish that I could get my cosplay finished finally.

linksimposter69 · « **Reply #3510 on:** February 16, 2011, 09:37:46 pm »

Wish granted but the cosplay gets ruined during con.

I wish i could hangout with my girlfriend on friday

jaybug · « **Reply #3511 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:48:47 pm »

Sorry, you will have to hang separately. Dang crooks!

I wish I was already quit from smoking.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3512 on:** February 22, 2011, 08:06:00 am »

Granted, but soon after being clean for while, you get addicted to heroine.

I wish I could sleep til freakin 4 in the afternoon!

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3513 on:** February 22, 2011, 08:13:41 am »

Granted, You sleep until 4pm on the final day of the last Kumoricon ever.

I wish that I lived in Denton Texas. Because I know where Sonny Strait lives.

jaybug · « **Reply #3514 on:** February 22, 2011, 04:28:45 pm »

Granted, but Frank N. Furter kidnaps you and takes to to Transsexual Transylvania. He stitches together you and Eddy to make a whole new man out of you.

I wish I didn't' have to work so much over time the next two weeks, but still got to take home the money...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3515 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:06:13 pm »

granted you get laid off

i wish i had some good nothing wrong with it vanilla ice-cream

jaybug · « **Reply #3516 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:38:42 pm »

Granted, your mother buys you an ice cream maker, and a vanilla bean.

I wish I could on vacation to someplace other than La Crescent, Minnesota.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3517 on:** February 22, 2011, 09:37:08 pm »

Granted. . .it Monopoly Money.

I wish people didn't think that I was a Guy via my screen name.

jaybug · « **Reply #3518 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:44:17 pm »

Granted, they now think you are a nasty little old lady, who drives like a bat out of hell.

I wish I had a better wish...

toonafeesh · « **Reply #3519 on:** February 27, 2011, 09:25:52 pm »

granted. but then the result of that wish is not granted.

i wish opening night could be tomorrow.

jaybug · « **Reply #3520 on:** February 27, 2011, 10:21:11 pm »

Granted, you break a leg in your sleep tonight.

I wish my tummy felt better...

Chibachi Nero · « **Reply #3521 on:** February 27, 2011, 10:30:01 pm »

Granted, but now your head hurts.

I wish I didn't have math homework.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3522 on:** February 27, 2011, 11:09:38 pm »

Wish granted, but then you have over 200,000,000 pages of english homework.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

jaybug · « **Reply #3523 on:** February 28, 2011, 06:47:46 pm »

Granted, it's now up to 2.765 microseconds! Hurray!

I wish this new construction at work was over already...

Chibachi Nero · « **Reply #3524 on:** February 28, 2011, 09:16:54 pm »

Granted, but since they hurried to finish it, everything falls apart.

I wish my little sister would stop practicing the piano really loudly in the next room over.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3525 on:** February 28, 2011, 09:38:13 pm »

Granted, she practices it in the same room.

I wish I could jump into anime fandoms at will.

jaybug · « **Reply #3526 on:** February 28, 2011, 10:24:46 pm »

Granted, but the fandom police arrest you for vagrancy.

I wish I could just have my groceries delivered...

Note: It's falling apart anyway, "lowest bidder" ya know.

Chibachi Nero · « **Reply #3527 on:** March 01, 2011, 05:09:05 pm »

Granted, but all they'll deliver is prune juice and rotten asparagus.

I wish Copics were less expensive.

jaybug · « **Reply #3528 on:** March 01, 2011, 05:13:38 pm »

Granted, but now your copics have co-pays.

I wish I had something besides my wife's meatloaf for dinner/lunch today...

Chibachi Nero · « **Reply #3529 on:** March 01, 2011, 05:14:56 pm »

Granted, you get sawdust instead.

I wish I had more than seven classes in a school day.

toonafeesh · « **Reply #3530 on:** March 02, 2011, 12:15:19 am »

Granted, but know you have school 24/7/365.

I wish I could read boys' minds while remaining a girl.

@random · « **Reply #3531 on:** March 02, 2011, 12:38:57 am »

It only takes an hour of hearing "Wow, nice @#%$", "I'd sure like to $@#$ that #%%", and general egotistic crap to make you wish you couldn't... but you're stuck with it and can't turn it off.

For the millionth time (but the first time on this board), I wish I had a time machine.

Naruchan · « **Reply #3532 on:** March 02, 2011, 11:25:37 am »

Granted, but it broke mid time travel and now you're stuck in the time of Jack the ripper and become one of his many victims.

I wish my scalp wasn't so itch.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3533 on:** March 02, 2011, 11:29:15 am »

Granted, now some private areas inch.

I wish I could be an epic voice actor.

jaybug · « **Reply #3534 on:** March 02, 2011, 06:30:15 pm »

I hope your ancient Greek has gotten better. 'Cause now you are a voice actor that does Greek Epic poetry for those books on tape thing. People also start calling you Homer, because you read him all the time for your job.

I wish I get rid of my hiccoughs

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #3535 on:** March 27, 2011, 10:43:39 am »

Granted. You're "hiccoughs" are replaced with hiccups!!!

I wish that Aaron Rodgers, Reggie Bush, Jeremy Shockey, Ed Reed, and Julius Peppers would be traded to the Seattle Seahawks.

linksimposter69 · « **Reply #3536 on:** March 27, 2011, 01:08:52 pm »

Wish granted but the team becomes worst.

I wish i could understand girls random changes

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #3537 on:** March 27, 2011, 02:48:28 pm »

^ Granted. You have fallen into the Spring of Drowned Girl.

V I wish that this next wish would happen to the person who replies to this post.

@random · « **Reply #3538 on:** March 27, 2011, 02:55:37 pm »

^ Granted, but it's me who turns into a girl whenever you splash me with cold water. Now there's a wish corruption for you. (^_~)

V I wish I were a lot better at fulfilling what the people I care about need.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #3539 on:** March 27, 2011, 03:25:41 pm »

^ Granted, but it will cost them an arm and a leg, literally.

V I wish this day would never end.

@random · « **Reply #3540 on:** March 27, 2011, 04:44:56 pm »

^ Granted, but now you're trapped in Groundhog Day.

V Hoping for a corruption that's related to the original wish: I wish I were a lot better at fulfilling what the people I care about need.

jaybug · « **Reply #3541 on:** March 27, 2011, 06:31:07 pm »

Granted, but you do realize you now care about what others think?

I wish I didn't have to go through another week...

KHking · « **Reply #3542 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:43:11 am »

Granted, but now you're dead

I wish Justin Beiber would stop living.

toonafeesh · « **Reply #3543 on:** March 28, 2011, 01:39:59 am »

Granted. But he would come back as a zombie and feed on your flesh.

I wish I get a really good grade on my paper.

jaybug · « **Reply #3544 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:44:39 pm »

Granted, with a couple of shims, it's a level grade now, suitable for building your dream house.

I wish I had packed a better lunch today...

Su Lu · « **Reply #3545 on:** April 09, 2011, 11:56:14 pm »

granted, only instead of eating your lunch it eats you.

I wish the quadratic formula would be assasinated

Chibachi Nero · « **Reply #3546 on:** April 10, 2011, 12:03:13 am »

Granted, but now you have to solve all of your quadratic equations without it.

I wish more people I know were going to Sakuracon.

Luxord · « **Reply #3547 on:** April 10, 2011, 04:10:46 pm »

Granted, but it turns out that they hate ur guts

i wish i could have a bunny that poops out jelly beans

jaybug · « **Reply #3548 on:** April 10, 2011, 05:00:30 pm »

Granted, but you have to feed it dollar bills.

I wish I had a snack right now...

Luxord · « **Reply #3549 on:** April 10, 2011, 05:39:48 pm »

Granted but its cockroaches (thats what u get for making me feed my bunny dollar bills)

i wish i had some thing 2 do

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424625 times)