Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492945 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #3600 on:** April 13, 2011, 08:31:46 pm »

Granted, and lucky you, there is no debtors prison anymore, you just have suck credit for the next 10 years.

I wish I was wittier...

Luxord · « **Reply #3601 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:27:14 am »

Granted but you suck

i wish i had better grades

jaybug · « **Reply #3602 on:** April 14, 2011, 04:17:46 pm »

Granted you get AA because you are a good egg!

I wish my wife hadn't made pizza with ground turkey...

Luxord · « **Reply #3603 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:44:54 pm »

granted but is yams

I wish my sis would pick up her phone at the 1^st ring

jaybug · « **Reply #3604 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:40:30 pm »

Granted, she picks it up, sees it's you, and puts it back down again.

I wish it was weekend already...

Luxord · « **Reply #3605 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:33:51 pm »

Granted, but you sleep through it

I wish i wasn't soo depressed right now

jaybug · « **Reply #3606 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:26:22 pm »

Granted, now you're homocidal.

i wish i had my novel written

Luxord · « **Reply #3607 on:** April 16, 2011, 07:17:02 pm »

granted, but it sucks

I wish i ha more sushi

jaybug · « **Reply #3608 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:06:20 pm »

Granted. Just gulp them down before the croaking noises gets to you.

I wish ignorance was stamped out...

@random · « **Reply #3609 on:** April 17, 2011, 12:41:25 am »

Granted, but the people charged with doing the stamping-out decide that you're included.

I wish that I felt less like a George Romero Land of the Dead zombie.

jaybug · « **Reply #3610 on:** April 17, 2011, 04:10:12 pm »

Granted, you just look a lot more like one.

I wish cockroaches would invade Los Angeles and eat it...

Pchan · « **Reply #3611 on:** April 18, 2011, 01:25:00 pm »

Granted, but they only eat the good sections of it, and you happen to be there when it happens.

I wish that I would stop having nightmares.

jaybug · « **Reply #3612 on:** April 18, 2011, 04:28:04 pm »

Granted, now your every waking moment is a living horror!

I wish the pile driver would quit sooner rather than later...

Luxord · « **Reply #3613 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:38:53 pm »

Granted, pile driver quit lol JK they never did

I wish I had a purple giraffe

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #3614 on:** June 01, 2011, 01:05:32 pm »

Granted! But it's actually a flesh-eating zombie that wants to kill you...

I wish I had a big sack of money!

HalcyonFour · « **Reply #3615 on:** October 13, 2011, 12:55:13 am »

Granted! But it's full of mold and will make you sick if you ever try to spend it. (This actually happened to my family, by the way).

I wish I had a photographic memory.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #3616 on:** October 13, 2011, 01:41:58 am »

Indeed good madam! But im sorry to say, you lost your eyes to the rabid chinchilas in your freezer. I wish i had more time to do my homework.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3617 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:03:28 am »

Granted. you are now in a box with a desk for your homework with no way out and no bathroom.

I wish I had sanity.

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3618 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:23:39 am »

Granted. You now are more aware then everyone in the world. Congratulations. You are now completely alone.

I wish I could have the one thing I want most of all right now!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3619 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:29:07 am »

Quote from: CyberIncision on October 13, 2011, 07:23:39 am

Granted. You now are more aware then everyone in the world. Congratulations. You are now completely alone.

I wish I could have the one thing I want most of all right now!

(how is that any different from now?)

Granted. you have no chance to survive, make your time. you are on your way to destruction. All your base are belong to us. ha ha ha!

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3620 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:38:18 am »

LE GASP :O

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3621 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:47:44 am »

oh yeah, forgot to add a wish... um... I wish I weren't out of altoids.

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3622 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:56:44 am »

DONE! You are now made out of Altoids!

I wish I had the power to move time

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3623 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:59:51 am »

**licks himself** mmm minty~

done, you can only move time forward

I wish the world would end

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3624 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:00:48 am »

That's fine I wanna skip boring stuffs

Done. It's started over and your one of the first inhabitants

I wish that I could fly

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3625 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:04:03 am »

yeah, I'm not ever going to get an "eve" to my "adam" so we're doomed

the world is flat and upside down, but you can fly now.

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3626 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:07:18 am »

It for some reason made me think of those dissolvable breath strips.... yummy world

you forgot to wish again.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3627 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:09:08 am »

lol oops... I wish there were more stars to wish upon.

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3628 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:10:05 am »

DONE! But everyone already used them up.

I wish I could remove people from the world!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #3629 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:36:46 am »

done, but you were the only one removed

I wish my latex gloves would stop tearing

CyberIncision · « **Reply #3630 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:40:07 am »

Done, but all pointy objects move from you like same sided magnets

I wish no one would ever misunderstand me.

HalcyonFour · « **Reply #3631 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:36:36 pm »

Granted, my dear.

But people are only able to understand everything you because you have just become dumb as a rock.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #3632 on:** December 23, 2011, 01:21:51 am »

I wish there was flea treatments for humans

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #3633 on:** February 06, 2012, 03:35:30 am »

Granted but 95% of the test subjects got chicken pox

wish i had sleeping pills

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #3634 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:06:15 pm »

Instead they were energy pills, allowing you to go all night without sleep.

I wish there was a way I could be of better use on here.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #3635 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:18:50 pm »

Granted! You are now the server for the site. Now we cannot be without you.

I wish my ex would break up with his girlfriend.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3636 on:** April 20, 2012, 06:28:56 pm »

^Granted! But your ex gets a new girlfriend who is much nicer than you

I wish I was taller

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #3637 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:24:24 pm »

You are now 8 ft and dominant at basketball. Soon you receive an invitation to sign on with the Trailblazers, but because you're so tall, the NBA has to raise the height of the hoops.

I wish for a pink rubber duckie.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3638 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:32:18 pm »

Granted! But it turns out your pink rubber duckie is real and eats you alive

I wish I was prettier

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #3639 on:** April 21, 2012, 09:56:03 am »

Granted! You are now the prettiest peacock ever!

I wish I was a wolf.

kittykat1blabla · « **Reply #3640 on:** April 25, 2012, 12:04:42 pm »

Granted, your soul is now trapped in a stuffed wolf.

I wish I had more money.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #3641 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:20:16 pm »

Granted! You are now the best paid whore in the state. But most of your money is spent on meds for your herpes.

I wish kumoricon was next weekend.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3642 on:** April 25, 2012, 05:57:45 pm »

Granted! But it's only open to people who pay the $1,000,000 entry fee

I wish I could be a Stage Trooper (an actor)

@random · « **Reply #3643 on:** May 21, 2012, 07:36:29 am »

Granted! But they don't pay anything... in fact, they want you to contribute to help cover expenses.

I wish I had even half as much energy I did when I was you guys' age.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3644 on:** June 28, 2012, 03:50:11 pm »

Granted! But you have so much energy you have to keep running or you die.

I wish I could sew

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3645 on:** June 29, 2012, 06:43:28 am »

granted you are now the best sewer ever but you can only sew stuffed poops

I wish i could have gone to AnimeExpo

devyrae · « **Reply #3646 on:** July 01, 2012, 09:47:54 pm »

Granted but now not only did it cause a time rift but also you have no money to go to Kumoricon with ever again.

I wish i wasn't hungry all the time

@random · « **Reply #3647 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:59:06 pm »

Granted - but now you forget to eat so often that you waste away to a stick figure and have no energy to do anything.

I wish travel weren't so *beep* expensive.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #3648 on:** July 05, 2012, 12:56:50 am »

granted it now cost an arm and a leg to travel... but your doctor bill on the other hand

I wish payday would get here faster i want money

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3649 on:** July 05, 2012, 01:05:45 am »

granted but the taxes on it make it total $-100.00

I wish i had 4 orange pool noodles instead of 2

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492945 times)