Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492902 times)

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #3650 on:** July 05, 2012, 03:12:01 pm »

granted but one is really a worm

wish i could make a clone to do my work so i can stay home and play games all day

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3651 on:** July 05, 2012, 03:14:47 pm »

Granted but your clone does the same thing till your house is full of you's

I wish I could go swimming today.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3652 on:** July 05, 2012, 04:27:27 pm »

Granted! But the swimming pool/beach is so crowded you don't get a chance to swim

I wish I could get a job...

zenneth · « **Reply #3653 on:** July 05, 2012, 07:02:25 pm »

granted but your job is probing elephant butts-- literally going in half of your torso inside their anus (saw some pics of it)

i wish i has whiter skin tone

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3654 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:18:22 pm »

Granted you are now an albino and cant go outside untill night

I wish I could get copper tubing.

zenneth · « **Reply #3655 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:42:56 pm »

granted-- but they're attached to your butt in a VERY awkward way that you cant wear normal pants

**sorry for the straight butt repliess**

i wish to have 3 wishes XD

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3656 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:55:25 pm »

Granted but you can only wish for a pocket full of pennies, empty plastic bags, and 1 plastic sword toothpick.

I wish zenneth didnt grant everything with butts

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3657 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:50:02 pm »

Granted! But now he grants wishes with a different male body part.

I wish I was smart...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3658 on:** July 05, 2012, 11:03:39 pm »

granted but your only smart about how to make drugs and booze.

I wish I could go to edo period japan.

zenneth · « **Reply #3659 on:** July 05, 2012, 11:10:27 pm »

granted-- but the period given is menstruation, edo japan style.

i wish i could teleport~!

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3660 on:** July 05, 2012, 11:13:49 pm »

Granted! But you teleport to England during WW2.

I wish I knew sign language...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3661 on:** July 05, 2012, 11:24:19 pm »

Granted but you only know how to sign the alphabet

I wish I could be excited to do school work.

iSmellMusic · « **Reply #3662 on:** July 17, 2012, 06:40:24 am »

Granted, but you get so excited that when you actually start doing it you're even more disappointed then you were originally going to be

I wish I was photogenic T^T

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3663 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:17:07 pm »

Granted, but only when your naked.

I wish my computer would be cooperative.

zenneth · « **Reply #3664 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:38:57 pm »

Granted but only if you pay it 50$ an hour

I wish I have an unlimited amount of money

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3665 on:** August 03, 2012, 01:42:46 pm »

Granted, but only in monopoly money.

I wish my house had air conditioning...

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3666 on:** August 03, 2012, 04:57:35 pm »

Granted, but its only settings are OFF and 0 DEGREE FREAKING WEATHER.

I wish I'd get a job that I actually like D:

lilyrosa143 · « **Reply #3667 on:** August 05, 2012, 08:24:09 am »

granted, you now have the memory of the most amazing job in the world, and how you got fired because your coworker lied to your boss...

I wish I could enter any story I wanted on command, and could leave whenever I wanted to.

zenneth · « **Reply #3668 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:54:33 am »

granted-- but you enter in a form of a koi fish in a fancy restaurant getting ready to be cooked every single time you enter a story

i wish i could teleport anywhere in the world.

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3669 on:** August 05, 2012, 02:07:11 pm »

Granted, but your teleporting abilities have a monthly bill of $1,800/month.

I wish everything edible in the world I eat is delicious, nutritious, and cheap.

maydrock · « **Reply #3670 on:** August 05, 2012, 07:17:58 pm »

granted but now everything u drink will taist like sweaty mold

i wish i was a good writer

lilyrosa143 · « **Reply #3671 on:** August 05, 2012, 07:44:12 pm »

Granted, now every other piece of writing in the world sucks, so yours is good in comparison.

I wish i was a water bender.

Kisa-chann · « **Reply #3672 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:44:52 pm »

Granted, but you can only waterbend for 30 minutes each day.

I wish I lived in a bigger house.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3673 on:** August 06, 2012, 03:02:54 pm »

Granted! But it's located in one of the worst neighborhoods in the world

I wish my hair would grow faster...

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3674 on:** August 06, 2012, 03:14:02 pm »

Granted, but now your legs get shorter with every inch.

I wish I didnt have to bead my cosplay shirt by hand.

lilyrosa143 · « **Reply #3675 on:** August 06, 2012, 03:26:20 pm »

Granted, You are no longer going to Kumoricon and don't need a cosplay!
(was that too mean?)

I wish I was a nicer person.

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3676 on:** August 06, 2012, 03:42:43 pm »

Granted, but now you have to do the hand sewing for me. ( Bwahahahaha)

I wish I didn't have to buy more white paint for my signs....

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3677 on:** August 06, 2012, 03:45:11 pm »

Granted! But now you have to buy a ton of black paint

I wish I was old enough to get an actual job...

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3678 on:** August 06, 2012, 05:32:49 pm »

Granted. You get a real job where your boss and all your co-workers hate your guts, so they send you on trash duty every night for no reason. Plus, you don't get a raise.

I wish cake was good for you in nutrition and your teeth

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3679 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:40:50 pm »

Granted, but now pocky is poisonous.

I wish I owned a scottish fold.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3680 on:** August 07, 2012, 12:50:17 am »

Granted! But he hates everyone and everything and ends up running away after having him for two weeks

I wish I was rich...

lilyrosa143 · « **Reply #3681 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:10:16 am »

granted, but now none of your friends like you.

I wish I could fly (and could come down when I wanted to, obviously), rather, I had invisible wings!

zenneth · « **Reply #3682 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:20:50 am »

granted but because it requires a tremendous amount of stamina to fly without wings, you can only fly 3 inches above ground level for 5 minutes and after that, you'd feel like you're about to collapse.

i wish i have a full powered mind control over people.

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3683 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:23:57 am »

Granted, but you end up using them for evil and world domination.

I wish my room was re-renovated and cleaned.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3684 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:39:34 am »

Granted! But now you have to share your room with a troll

I wish I could make a decent cosplay.

zenneth · « **Reply #3685 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:41:33 am »

Granted, but you end up using them for evil and world domination.**
me gusta this idea~<3

granted-- but you could only make decent cosplays NOT your size

i wish i could paint

Kisa-chann · « **Reply #3686 on:** August 07, 2012, 06:38:05 pm »

Granted, but because of your amazing painting ability you get kidnapped. Uh-oh.

I wish I wasn't so awkward around people.

zenneth · « **Reply #3687 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:38:59 pm »

granted but EVERYONE now stalks you for no apparent reason-- EVEN IN YOUR SLEEP

i wish i have an extra month to work on my cosplay...

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3688 on:** August 07, 2012, 07:59:56 pm »

Granted, but you miss Kumoricon with your extra time.

I wish my mission's trip didn't overlap with Sakuracon 2013.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3689 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:03:47 pm »

Granted! But the con isn't fun AT All!

I wish my wishes really happened and weren't corrupted.

@random · « **Reply #3690 on:** August 07, 2012, 08:54:19 pm »

Granted! But since you never have to work to accomplish anything, life eventually becomes boring and unfulfilling.

I wish I could go back to sleep for a few more minutes instead of going to work.

zenneth · « **Reply #3691 on:** August 07, 2012, 09:42:02 pm »

granted but you ended up sleeping for 5 more hours

i wish im done with my homework RIGHT NOW

Kisa-chann · « **Reply #3692 on:** August 07, 2012, 11:23:05 pm »

Granted, but now you have a buttload of chores to do.

I wish school didn't start right after Labor Day weekend...

(Also I love that last corrupted wish I got, haha. Although that would be really creepy...o-o)

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3693 on:** August 09, 2012, 11:03:44 am »

Granted, now it starts a week before Kumoricon!

I wish I had sushi.

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3694 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:01:24 pm »

Granted! But it's expired by three years.

I wish my hair was easier to style...

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #3695 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:30:23 pm »

Granted, but it's crusty and gross looking when its styled.

I wish I had greater sewing and prop-making skills.

FlyingTypO · « **Reply #3696 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:44:21 pm »

Granted, but now you must sew and make props for everyone in a 500 mile radius.

I wish my cat would stop trying to get into my lap while I'm typing...

maydrock · « **Reply #3697 on:** August 09, 2012, 12:49:00 pm »

granted now ur dog does it if u dont have one now u do

i wish i had enough money for k.con and all my cosplays always

zenneth · « **Reply #3698 on:** August 09, 2012, 01:28:10 pm »

granted but you dont have enough time for kcon anymore

i wish i could sing really well

4evaRyuk · « **Reply #3699 on:** August 10, 2012, 11:35:33 am »

Granted! But you have to sing 24/7 or else you explode!

I wish I was creative

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