Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425062 times)

Kimiski · « **Reply #400 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:48:05 pm »

Wish granted, but then you'll look outside and see some old 80 year old man running by naked with fairy wings attached to his back

I wish THAT thought hadn't occurred....

Daxe · « **Reply #401 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:17:52 pm »

Granted, but then you see your grandparents doing the horizontal rumba in the bushes

I wish there was a gladiators event in the olympics

DancingTofu · « **Reply #402 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:19:08 pm »

Granted. You qualified. Then died.

I wish there was a boffer event in the Olympics!

Daxe · « **Reply #403 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:21:07 pm »

Granted, you didnt qualify so you were fed to the lions.

I wish I was a cucumber

DancingTofu · « **Reply #404 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:22:23 pm »

Granted. You've got pickled!

I wish AOL would make something cool again.

Bob · « **Reply #405 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:25:34 pm »

Granted, they made a DDR pad specially for you, so that when you lost, you got shot with a laz0r and died.

I wish the character im cosplaying had facial hair.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #406 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:30:46 pm »

Granted; you're now cosplaying as father christmas.
(don't worry; I never lose at DDR, so I'd be fine)

I wish DDR would be popular again. . . starting Kumoricon 2009.

Bob · « **Reply #407 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:33:27 pm »

^ granted DDR is so popular that the line was so long you never got to play the whole con AND all you did the whole con was wait in line.(and they hate you, they would make 24 pads that you'd have to hit, at the same time. you would lose, I'd make it so)

I wish that I will meet all the people at con that I like on the forums

Kimiski · « **Reply #408 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:57:25 pm »

Granted, but then you wont like n e of them n e more, LOL j/k

I wish that Kumoricon was 5 days long so I could go to everything!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #409 on:** August 14, 2008, 09:58:51 pm »

Granted, but they schedule more and you wind up missing even more stuff you'd like to go to.

I wish I had absolute control of time.

Bob · « **Reply #410 on:** August 15, 2008, 02:16:46 am »

granted but you try to freeze time, the air won't move, and since you can't breath you suffocate and fail to unfreeze time.

I wish the CCS had a meeting tomorrow and everything goes just right.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #411 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:06:27 am »

Okay, kind of tangental, but this made me realise something.

If someone freezes time, and dies, and can't unfreeze time, due to individual process, that person would disappear from existence at that point in time, because their physical being would no longer progress through time, and thus would not be interpreted physically by other objects after that point in time. That's why it's impossible to travel through time or absolutely freeze time. However, it is possible to severely adjust ones interpretation of time. Ever had a dream where you did something for days, even weeks, then woke up 8 hours later? One of my life goals is to learn how to trigger this (and other dream functions) electronically by inducing R.E.M. This would add a new dimension (or three) to virtual reality: playing video games through dreams.

On subject, granted; Community Counseling Service co. LLC has a meeting tomorrow and it goes down really well.

I wish I wasn't quite so focused on Video Games when planning my future. . .

Bob · « **Reply #412 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:11:07 am »

Granted you get into something rather boring, and somone else steals your idea and becomes loved as much as Chuck Norris

I wish I knew how chuck norris felt about the the jokes about him.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #413 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:12:17 am »

Granted. He thinks they're a load of crap and has threatened to sue anyone who publishes them.

I wish people would make jokes about how badass I am.

Bob · « **Reply #414 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:15:02 am »

Granted but its just me and you so nobody actually cares.

I wish I didn't have to make my friends cosplays

DancingTofu · « **Reply #415 on:** August 15, 2008, 03:16:27 am »

Granted. I killed your friends.

I wish I could say things like that without people getting all scrunched in the ass and serious about it.

Bob · « **Reply #416 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:39:07 am »

Granted, but now its also like that for everyone, and a majority of them do end up doing it.

I wish people were more easy going

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #417 on:** August 15, 2008, 12:32:40 pm »

Granted but they still kill your friends.

I wish that people would not reply to every post.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #418 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:10:22 pm »

^ Granted, but then the forums die off and nobody knows anything about the con anymore.

I wish that Murphy's Law never went into effect.

Winfred · « **Reply #419 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:27:00 pm »

Granted, but now the second-worst possible outcome always happens, and that's pretty terrible too!

I wish I had some new clothes

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #420 on:** August 15, 2008, 01:30:03 pm »

Granted, but they're a hobo's old clothes.

I wish that people would stop marking barely-serious occasions as 'solemn' and telling me to knock out the funny at said occasions.

Arumi · « **Reply #421 on:** August 18, 2008, 05:06:29 pm »

Granted, but now when things need to be serious, they're all joking and making fun of it, which leads to even you hating them for not taking things seriously enough sometimes.

I wish I had the patience to watch anime again. ~____~

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #422 on:** August 18, 2008, 05:16:06 pm »

Granted, but then you go blind because you saw Manfaye pop up in one of them.

I wish everyone would stop fighting. -w-

jaybug · « **Reply #423 on:** August 18, 2008, 06:46:01 pm »

Granted, but now we have endless severe negotiations. And sanctions, can't have no fighting without interminable sanctions!

I wish common sense ruled.

Bob · « **Reply #424 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:35:58 pm »

Granted, but seeing how common sense is all about perspective, nothing changes and you waste your wish. congrats.

I wish that I got to spend more time with this chick I like.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #425 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:43:56 pm »

Granted. She gets some untimely exposure to some of your less attractive habits. (I'm assuming, of course, that you're imperfect. If you are, in fact, perfect, she realises that she can't handle being in your Godly presence and you never see her again)

I wish I could find a chick I like. :[

Bob · « **Reply #426 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:46:33 pm »

^ granted you like her, and she likes you. and you hang out and what not buuuuuuuuuuuuuut she wants to have a bunch of babies and make a blanket of of them to snuggle with you under. and your just not down.

I wish tofu was in my age group so I could introduce him to some ladies.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #427 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:49:52 pm »

Granted; he still looks/acts like he's a 40-year-old alcoholic with tourettes.

I wish I didn't have such an easy time seeing why girls don't like me :[

Bob · « **Reply #428 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:51:12 pm »

Granted, you see why they like you, and become a big stud. but you also become incredibly shy so there s no point.

I wish that I actually enjoyed going to school.

julietta · « **Reply #429 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:53:48 pm »

Granted, focus on your hobbies, be more open and don't over think things, enjoy the time while you have it, you'll be out of school and forget about the bad times.

I wish there was a guy out there who actually can like me for who I am, and not because just of my looks D:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #430 on:** August 18, 2008, 11:57:10 pm »

Granted, but he thinks you're ugly. D:

I wish I had gone to bed 3 hours ago so I wouldn't be going to see my sponsors tomorrow looking like a zombie with a hangover (gotta wake up at 6. . .)

Bob · « **Reply #431 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:00:45 am »

Granted, and you miss out on the chance for me to introduce you to Nicole.

I wish, ummmmm, there were no more ninja

DancingTofu · « **Reply #432 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:03:37 am »

Granted. Then the pirates pick a fight they can't win. (I'd say more, but you have to watch Prince Caspian to get the details; I'm not postin' spoilers)

I wish that I could find the going to bed topic so I could properly inform my viewers in real time.

Bob · « **Reply #433 on:** August 19, 2008, 12:09:55 am »

Granted you find it, hit reply, click post, and then your internet drops before it goes through.

I wish I could sing instead of play guitar.

ambergen87 · « **Reply #434 on:** August 19, 2008, 02:17:11 pm »

Sure, but you can't read music.

I wish I could stop being a procrastinator.

jaybug · « **Reply #435 on:** August 19, 2008, 03:17:33 pm »

Granted, but now that you finally got off your duff, you have no time for the con.

I wish I had something other to drink besides diet tea.

Bob · « **Reply #436 on:** August 19, 2008, 08:37:21 pm »

^ granted, its moose piss

I wish someone made an incorruptible wish

jaybug · « **Reply #437 on:** August 19, 2008, 09:49:44 pm »

Granted, but the exception to the rule is that you can't be the one to make it.

I wish the pan-handlers at freeway off-ramps would get jobs...

Kimiski · « **Reply #438 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:09:47 am »

^ Granted but now clowns will take their place instead (hah I couldnt think of ne thing)

V I wish Kumoricon was tomorrow!

Winfred · « **Reply #439 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:24:57 am »

^ Granted, but no one is fully prepared and it ends up turning into EXTREME CHAOS.

V I wish my cosplay was maaagically finished and good-looking on time.

jaybug · « **Reply #440 on:** August 20, 2008, 04:40:13 pm »

Granted, but the fit well, let's put it this way, you always wanted to have your own garden gnome right? And now you can have the best dressed garden gnome around. He'll make all kinds of friends as he travels the world sending you photos of all the places he's been. He'll be the Paris Hilton of garden gnomes! He even has an energy policy!

I wish I could eat my lunch now and not be hungry when I can least afford it...

NightLotus · « **Reply #441 on:** August 29, 2008, 06:01:49 pm »

^granted, but you will always have a distended stomach and stomach ache from eating to much ^^

I wish i could convice anyone of anything...

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #442 on:** August 29, 2008, 06:06:42 pm »

^
Granted, but you now are inable to tell the truth (so whatever you convince everyone of will always be a lie)

I wish Edward Elric were real and I could have him ^^ (wanted to put something fangirly)

KogaRyu · « **Reply #443 on:** September 08, 2008, 07:07:20 pm »

^
granted but its a time share, you can only have him once a month

I wish my post counter thingy wasn't broken

MiriaRose · « **Reply #444 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:24:56 pm »

^ Granted, but then when it shows you got to 3k posts, Tom makes you eat a whole can o' spam.

V I wish I was already in college.

jaybug · « **Reply #445 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:28:18 pm »

^ granted, but that means you are behind on your classwork and therefore have also been put on academic probation, one more semester like this and you can kiss your financial aid good-bye!

I wish I didn't have to fight my co-worker to use this computer...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #446 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:31:59 pm »

^ Granted, but then your coworker goes for a walk, gets hit by a train, and you have to deal with the guilt that if you'd just let him/her use the computer, s/he would be alive. .

V I wish I had Photoshop CS.

jaybug · « **Reply #447 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:34:47 pm »

^ granted, but it is a bootleg copy, and the viruses that came with it have destroyed your entire motherboard.

Dang, my co-worker didn't get hit y a train, he's back and will go into serious withdrawal symptoms if I don't let him use this computer, I wish I knew how to cure his Internet addiction, or his texting, or his cell phone, SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!!....

MiriaRose · « **Reply #448 on:** September 08, 2008, 08:39:09 pm »

^ You get him addicted to Pocky so he steals your identity to feed his addiction and you must declare bankrupsy.

V I wish I had faster internet.

Winfred · « **Reply #449 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:08:17 pm »

^ Granted, but now your internet is addicted to Power Thirst and keeps playing the commercials in a loop.

V I wish it was the weekend so I can go to Rocky Horror.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425062 times)