Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493087 times)

MiriaRose · « **Reply #450 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:11:16 pm »

^ Granted, but you get stuck in a time warp and when you finally get out, Rocky Horror just ended.

V I wish I lived in California.

Prince Nori · « **Reply #451 on:** September 08, 2008, 09:18:37 pm »

^ granted, but your house might catch fire D:

v I wish I was a man...D:

jaybug · « **Reply #452 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:27:36 pm »

Granted, congratulations, you now earn 70% more income that you used to, and it has put you into a higher tax bracket, aww too bad, now you don't qualify for financial aid in college, congratulations you now have to shave your face everyday, and you smell bad too, aww too bad, no one wants to flirt with you, you lecherous old pervert!!! the police are looking for you to register as a sex offender.

I wish it wasn't so easy to be depressing...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #453 on:** September 08, 2008, 10:32:24 pm »

Granted. This game sucks.

I wish people could make more generalisations like that. . .

NightLotus · « **Reply #454 on:** September 09, 2008, 02:51:35 pm »

^ granted, un-luckily for you, you are now shoved into the 'scum of the earth' generalization group. You get burnt at the stake.

v I wish my friends and i could learn everything instantly so that we won't have to go to school

jaybug · « **Reply #455 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:44:11 pm »

Granted, but who is going to take the exams?

I wish I could magically zap me some of my peanut butter and chocolate ice cream, with or without the little pink plastic spoon...

Hawkeye · « **Reply #456 on:** September 10, 2008, 08:48:45 pm »

Wish granted, but then you realize you're deathly allergic to both peanut butter and chocolate.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Bawls.

NightLotus · « **Reply #457 on:** September 10, 2008, 09:14:47 pm »

^ granted.... you will recive them, from the sky, at high velocity, on your house/you. ^^

v I wish I could convince my parents of anything

DancingTofu · « **Reply #458 on:** September 10, 2008, 09:43:08 pm »

Granted. Credit or Debit?

I wish more people got my jokes. . .

jaybug · « **Reply #459 on:** September 10, 2008, 10:19:42 pm »

Granted, but now they all have hairballs too.

I wish I hadn't over the years, allowed myself to be able to eat all of the lunch I bring...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #460 on:** September 13, 2008, 12:06:52 am »

Granted. You spent most of your life anemic and malnourished.

I wish someone would make Tofu Bacon. :[

Bob · « **Reply #461 on:** September 17, 2008, 09:52:51 pm »

^ granted I make it for you, but also light my hair on fire and die, you lose your appetite

V I wish I had a new set of acoustic strings

jaybug · « **Reply #462 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:20:22 pm »

^ granted, but the SPCA comes knocking at your door, because all the neighborhood cats have come up missing. You see, your neighbors think you are actually a witch, not a pirate, so they think you are doing some kind of satanic ritual with their pets, not being too cheap to go buy nylon strings.

I wish I would give up on anime I really don't love, and just mail the darn things back, instead of making myself suffer so...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #463 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:09:13 pm »

Granted. But the good part starts halfway. You miss your revelation. You never become the revered philosopher you're supposed to be.

I wish I was revered.

Bob · « **Reply #464 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:11:04 pm »

^ you are, but only by the beings in your imagination and me

VI wish I wasn't full

DancingTofu · « **Reply #465 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:12:49 pm »

You are. You eat more. And more. You get fat.

I wish I hadn't spend all my money today.

Bob · « **Reply #466 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:14:58 pm »

granted, you never got it to spend it

I wish my computer was virus free

KogaRyu · « **Reply #467 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:17:33 pm »

It "was" for about 20mins till you opened a trojan horse

i wish for a new GSXR 750

DancingTofu · « **Reply #468 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:22:51 pm »

Granted. You crash, go comatose, and miss the best 7 years of your life.

I wish my teeth weren't such jerks.

Bob · « **Reply #469 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:24:02 pm »

granted, they leave

I wish I could trade all my clothes for clothes that were my style

DancingTofu · « **Reply #470 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:26:51 pm »

Granted. There's a 3-day layover which you must spend NAKED.

I wish my SD cards would work right.

Bob · « **Reply #471 on:** September 17, 2008, 11:28:14 pm »

Granted, they do, for 2 milliseconds.

I wish tea didn't give me brainfreeze

(btw im naked more then 3 days at a time anyways, soo that would'nt bug me

NightLotus · « **Reply #472 on:** September 18, 2008, 09:07:43 am »

^ you drink a cup of tea, and burn your toungue so badly you can't taste for the rest of your life
v I wish i could drive

jaybug · « **Reply #473 on:** September 18, 2008, 05:08:48 pm »

Granted, but people near you have been going crazy for years now!

I wish I could tune a fish...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #474 on:** September 19, 2008, 04:18:00 am »

-_-...

Granted you can now Fine tune fish... This how ever makes Dolphins very angry keeping you stuck to swimming pools and shallow waters,

I wish I had and could pilot an R-Wing from starfox!

jaybug · « **Reply #475 on:** September 19, 2008, 01:07:45 pm »

Granted, but on your first solo flight you crash into an X-wing and a Y-wing, and now you have an R rated XY cross gendered kind of ship.

I wish I could leave work early today.

StarryShay · « **Reply #476 on:** September 19, 2008, 01:15:20 pm »

Granted. But you are'nt allowed to come back.

I wish Kumoricon was sooner.

NightLotus · « **Reply #477 on:** September 19, 2008, 01:45:08 pm »

^granted, it is tommorow, you are tottaly un-prepared, and by the time you get there, there are no badges left.

v I wish i didn't have school!

jaybug · « **Reply #478 on:** September 19, 2008, 05:47:59 pm »

Granted, but now yu don't have money either. Maybe you should mend that hole in your pocket.

I wish I could have brought more lunch today, 12 hours is a long time to go with only limited food.

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #479 on:** September 19, 2008, 07:16:35 pm »

granted but you over ate and got fat ._.

I wish that I can live a happy life giving to others and falling love with some one, having a wonderful familey, and make a decent living as a writer publishing my books

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #480 on:** September 19, 2008, 07:37:50 pm »

Granted, but then you decided to get a dog.....

I wish they'd start making SNES games again.

jaybug · « **Reply #481 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:13:46 pm »

Granted, but it was being financed through Lehman Brothers. Oops.

I wish we could send our most violent criminals to nations that support terrorism, or something else we really don't like...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #482 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:20:52 pm »

Granted now all of Hard Core criminals are highly Trained and funded Terrorists..... Seriously at what point did this seem like a good idea?

I wish i had a personal assistant

NightLotus · « **Reply #483 on:** September 19, 2008, 08:52:01 pm »

^ granted. That personal assistant is me, I verbaly abuse you every day, and on the bad days i make you do things for me. ^^

v i wish i could make like a few of my classmates and go into collage at 16, graduate by 20 and get any job i want!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #484 on:** September 20, 2008, 01:33:28 am »

Granted you get any job ya want, but your friends are now forced to serve 4 tours of active duty in the Spoon Army, working hard and fighting on the Frontines against opression.

I wish for a StreetfighterIV Arcade cabinet

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #485 on:** September 20, 2008, 01:37:30 am »

Granted, but you turn it on and all there is is navi on the screen screaming "HEY, HEY! LISTEN, LISTEN!" over and over, along with the tinkling noise. What's worse... IT WILL NEVER STOP.

I wish for enough money and materials to completely fix my Garnet costume and make my Uzumaki Kashino, Pride!Ed, Wedding!Yuna, and episode 3 KOS-MOS with all the trimmings.

jaybug · « **Reply #486 on:** September 21, 2008, 04:37:24 pm »

Granted, but you are still too lazy to actually make them. So they sit in the closet all year long gathering dust, and moths. So you decide to go as a Swiss Cheese.

I wish I was on vacation, instead of Monday...

NightLotus · « **Reply #487 on:** September 21, 2008, 04:42:21 pm »

^ you go on vacation. to florida. right when a hurrican hits. good job ^^

v I wish i could teleport

Bob · « **Reply #488 on:** September 21, 2008, 09:57:48 pm »

^ granted, but your no good at it, only half of you goes, and not horizontally either.

VI wish my cousin wasn't sick anymore

Poor little dude has strep

NightLotus · « **Reply #489 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:51:33 am »

^ he dosn't... but now you have strep.... for the rest of your life!
v I wish I could transfer into Japanese 5... J3 is SO boring!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #490 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:11:28 pm »

You do. Then you fail it, because you weren't prepared.

I wish I was more creative.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #491 on:** September 23, 2008, 09:27:38 pm »

Granted But Now All You Know How To Be Is Creative You Dont Know How To Do Anything Else.

I Wish There Were More Anime Convetions A Year I Could Go To/ Afford.

jaybug · « **Reply #492 on:** September 23, 2008, 10:25:15 pm »

Granted, and they happen every weekend for only $2. Too bad that is exactly what you get:$2 worth of convention.

I wish I can make myself save enough money to afford a trip to San Diego for Comic Con next summer...

NightLotus · « **Reply #493 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:31:18 am »

^ sure thing! welcome to one meal a day!
v I wish people got my mean sense of humor ><

jaybug · « **Reply #494 on:** September 24, 2008, 06:16:36 pm »

Granted, but are you sure you really want this? It was better to not have them know exactly how you feel about them. But since they know now, they are forming a long long line of people waiting to beat you to a bloody pulp. The next con you go to will have two lines of people with paddles waiting for you to have to run through them.

I wish I didn't know so much about my co-workers divorce...

NightLotus · « **Reply #495 on:** September 24, 2008, 08:01:17 pm »

^ you don't know anything. tomorrow you go to work and ask how the husband/wife is doing. He/She is severely offended and flings you out a window. A 4th story window.

v I wish I were MORE physic with kate... so she wouldn't block me out!

jaybug · « **Reply #496 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:26:54 pm »

Was that physic, or psychic? Whatever, wish granted. Now nothing blocks you out, not even the channel lock your parents put on the TV! Even better, all those channels come streaming directly into your brain, and the TV isn't even on, and you don't even have to be around a TV. You also walk through locked doors, walls, windows. The Hindu god Gonesh envies you for your ability to overcome obstacles. But now you can't hold an ice cream cone.

I wish there was something good to eat waiting for me when I get home...

NightLotus · « **Reply #497 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:07:29 pm »

^ there is! until about 3 seconds before you consume it. The dogs gone and eaten it! ><
v i wish i didn't have to sleep

jaybug · « **Reply #498 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:10:08 pm »

Granted, but now you can't get a ride to my place to watch anime all night, and you really just can't see past doing homework, so you are bored out of your skull all night. And when the alarm clock rings in the morning, you go into a coma for 3 weeks.

I wish I had better plans for my birthday Saturday...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #499 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:21:40 pm »

Granted. They fall through. Also, you damage your kidney. Ever so slightly.

I wish my right lung worked. :/

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493087 times)