Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492939 times)

Kitteh · « **Reply #50 on:** April 06, 2008, 05:36:37 pm »

Granted, but he is no longer funny.

I wish i didnt have allergies

jaybug · « **Reply #51 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:21:05 pm »

Granted, but now you have serious phobias relating to animals, people, open spaces, confined spaces, heights, the number 13, peanutbutter sticking to the roof of your mouth, and the fear that you will be mugged the next time you go downtown.

I wish I can fall in love again.

superjaz · « **Reply #52 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:50:49 pm »

^ granted but she hates anime

VI also wish mitch was still alive and still funny

Syd-chan · « **Reply #53 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:32:06 pm »

^ Granted, but then he dies five minutes after he ish resurrected.
V I wish I could get over my cold.....T.T

laurifer · « **Reply #54 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:35:58 pm »

^ Granted, but you get infected with AIDS

v I wish I had my license

risotto · « **Reply #55 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:36:23 pm »

^ Granted, but you'll get it revoked the first time you drive with it

V I wish I was more diligent

Daxe · « **Reply #56 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:51:51 pm »

^ Granted but now your obsessed with doing homework and never get to have fun

V I wish I could unclog the sink

GaaraoftheFunk · « **Reply #57 on:** April 07, 2008, 02:45:59 am »

^ Granted.But now every other hole with plumbing in your house is clogged with dead things.

V I wish teleportation was real.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #58 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:03:39 am »

^ Granted, but due to forks in the wormholes, half of you ends up in Nebular 13, which is populated by exiled pedos. Which half is completely random.

V I wish it would rain today.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #59 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:25:29 am »

/\ Granted but it rains only within 30 ft of you all day long, even indoors

I wish that I could see the new Indiana Jones movie today

superjaz · « **Reply #60 on:** April 07, 2008, 10:33:21 am »

^ granted but it sucks and make you cry blood tears ala silent hill style

V reinbustment for every hour a have babysat and was never paid, at a fee of at leat 9 bucks an hour!

melchizedek · « **Reply #61 on:** April 07, 2008, 10:49:05 am »

^ Granted, but the check doesn't clear until after your lifetime.

V I wish I could figure out how to calculate the Q point of this amplifier (Hates homeworks)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #62 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:18:27 pm »

Granted but your calculator's results are always going to be +/- 1.1377777 off

I wish I was one of the Thundercats!

superjaz · « **Reply #63 on:** April 07, 2008, 02:39:17 pm »

^ granted you are now cheetara

V gackt here now!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #64 on:** April 07, 2008, 02:40:47 pm »

Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.

I wish that I had a magic wand.

superjaz · « **Reply #65 on:** April 07, 2008, 02:44:36 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 02:40:47 pm

Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.

(HA Gackt can't dance!!!)

^ granted but it runs on batteries and drains them super fast

v christopher walkens finally gets elected prez!!!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #66 on:** April 07, 2008, 02:48:08 pm »

/\ Sorry, you have to says :I wish"......
Granted but he is assassinated by John Goodman (wf?)

\/ I wish that The psi-duck plushie someone put on my desk came to life!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #67 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:45:32 pm »

^ Granted, but he waddles incredibly loudly and gets you fired.

V I wish I could find a writing job/internship.

Daxe · « **Reply #68 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:47:55 pm »

^ Granted, but its for dunder miflins shop from home catelog

V I wish I wasnt lonely

Kitteh · « **Reply #69 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:22:45 pm »

granted, you are never alone again in your life, not in your sleep, not in the shower, not even when you go pee. there is always someone with you.

i wish i could fly

Daxe · « **Reply #70 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:25:35 pm »

^ Granted, but now you cant walk

V I wish I dad a sammich

Kitteh · « **Reply #71 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:28:32 pm »

granted, but you now have no mouth to eat with.

i wish i wasnt so lazy

Daxe · « **Reply #72 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:29:41 pm »

^ Granted but now you never find rest

V I wish I was surrounded by more green

jaybug · « **Reply #73 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:26:54 pm »

Granted, now you can go crawling around North Korea.

I wish I could come up with a great idea for an anime story.

Higuma · « **Reply #74 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:41:29 pm »

^Granted, But your idea was stolen by your bestfriend(and he made millions)
v I wish I could read peoples minds.

jaybug · « **Reply #75 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:43:14 pm »

Granted, but now you know too much and will be executed for espionage.

I wish I could come up with something good for dinner tonight when I get home.

melchizedek · « **Reply #76 on:** April 08, 2008, 12:46:16 am »

^ Granted, but you have no idea where the food came from

V I wish I could use LTSPICE

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #77 on:** April 08, 2008, 01:59:37 pm »

Granted but now you are never in the mood to do so.
(what is that?)

I wish I was a foot taller.

Daxe · « **Reply #78 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:00:33 pm »

^ Granted but know you have a foot growing out of your head

V I wish my car didnt sound like ****

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #79 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:05:13 pm »

Granted but now it sounds like &&&&&.

I wish I could breath out both my nostrils. >_<

laurifer · « **Reply #80 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:08:36 pm »

^ Granted, but now you've gone temporarily deaf

v I wish I had a Wii D:

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #81 on:** April 08, 2008, 04:31:57 pm »

You now have a Wii but it translates all game discs into Finnish music videos DVDs

I wish I had a Finnish music video DVD!

jaybug · « **Reply #82 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:14:06 pm »

Granted, but now that it is done, you can't listen to it again. Maybe you should have asked for a Russian, and not Finished one, eh?

I wish I had 6-pack abs.

Kitteh · « **Reply #83 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:15:15 pm »

granted, but you are now blind

i wish the dentist around here hadn't messed up on my teeth.

jaybug · « **Reply #84 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:16:26 pm »

Granted, but now you have no sense of smell.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so often.

Daxe · « **Reply #85 on:** April 08, 2008, 05:57:45 pm »

Granted but now you procrastinate on only important things

I wish I had a four course meal for dinner

laurifer · « **Reply #86 on:** April 08, 2008, 06:23:55 pm »

^ Granted, but you ate so much that your parents think you're obese so now your stomach's stapled

v I wish I was somewhere else

Winfred · « **Reply #87 on:** April 08, 2008, 07:45:00 pm »

^ Granted, but that place is full of LAVA

V I wish for a living pet chinchilla that is not evil or murderous or anything like that

goatchild · « **Reply #88 on:** April 08, 2008, 08:16:54 pm »

^ Granted, but it has porcupine needles instead of fur.

V I wish I didn't have to do the three chapters of homework I'm behind on.

jaybug · « **Reply #89 on:** April 08, 2008, 08:19:04 pm »

Granted, but now you have twenty MATH STORY problems due by Thursday.

I wish I could read faster.

goatchild · « **Reply #90 on:** April 08, 2008, 08:29:07 pm »

^ Granted, but you have ADHD so bad that you can't sit still long enough to actually read anything

V I wish people wouldn't be so mean

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #91 on:** April 08, 2008, 09:16:14 pm »

^Granted, but now people are so nice that, frankly, it's really creepy
v I wish I was fluent in Japanese (it would so help me in japanese class)

jaybug · « **Reply #92 on:** April 08, 2008, 09:39:42 pm »

Granted! But it is the Japanese spoken during the Tokugawa era, and not modern Japanese, so you talk funny.

I wish I could get people to do what I say.

melchizedek · « **Reply #93 on:** April 09, 2008, 01:16:24 am »

^ Granted, but you can only say it tokugawa era japanese so it only works for people that understand that

V I wish it would snow!

Higuma · « **Reply #94 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:00:43 am »

^Granted, but a blizzard hits while you fell asleep in your car now now are buried in snow and starve to death.
v I wish I could play a musical instrument

Daxe · « **Reply #95 on:** April 09, 2008, 06:51:21 pm »

^ Granted, but you can only play vegetable instruments

V I wish our sink/dishwasher wasnt clogged

risotto · « **Reply #96 on:** April 09, 2008, 07:06:48 pm »

^ Granted, but you have the plumber over for dinner
V I wish time was slower

laurifer · « **Reply #97 on:** April 09, 2008, 07:17:43 pm »

^ Granted, but you end up doing less work than planned and spend the slow days trying to catch up (in which you never will)

v I wish I was a millionaire

Syd-chan · « **Reply #98 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:02:49 pm »

^ Granted, but you spend it on Pocky, then LOSE IT. OMG.
V I wish these noddles weren't so damn spicy!

goatchild · « **Reply #99 on:** April 09, 2008, 10:07:21 pm »

^ Granted. They are now frozen rock solid.
V I wish my hair was the color I want it to be

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 492939 times)