Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425054 times)

Bob · « **Reply #500 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:49:17 pm »

granted it works. in me. because I stole it from you and now I have 3 lungs. surgery was spendy though.

I wish I had more than 5 plastic .50mm dunlop guitar picks

DancingTofu · « **Reply #501 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:51:35 pm »

Granted; they're in Portland.

I wish I hadn't written that in pen. Now the paper's all messy 'cause I messed up.

Bob · « **Reply #502 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:54:33 pm »

granted, you wrote it in my blood, and its messier

I wish I move my hair. Like if I wanted I sit and play game and do my homework with my dreads I could.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #503 on:** September 24, 2008, 10:59:30 pm »

So do I. But we all know that it would turn on us eventually and hang us in our sleep.

I wish PGTM had been on May 11th (it was on the 7th). Because then I would have gotten 5th out of 11, on 5/11/2007. Also, 5.1.1 is a song on DDR and BeatMania.

Bob · « **Reply #504 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:04:29 pm »

Granted it gets moved to that date, but I also decide to have a nacho eating competition and we eat nachos for a full day. you miss it, and we call it a draw.

I wish I could control how fast I could grow any of my hair.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #505 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:10:07 pm »

Granted, but you can't control the scissors. . . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. LURKING.

I wish I was safe from scissors. :[

Bob · « **Reply #506 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:11:41 pm »

GRanted, but your not from buzzers

I wish my hair couldn't be damaged by anything, and it was long enough to wrap around my entire body.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #507 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:13:41 pm »

Granted. The world crumbles around your success.

I wish I had a workshop. D:

Bob · « **Reply #508 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:15:36 pm »

granted you have a workshop that makes acne creating cream, and its a failure

I wish that there was only enough humans to live off the resources we have, and once that happens we control our growth.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #509 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:29:45 pm »

Granted, but Utopiae always have drawbacks. ALWAYS.

I wish I knew the plural for Utopia.

Bob · « **Reply #510 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:38:02 pm »

granted, you knew, now you forgot

I wish the kool-aid in my fridge was actually tampico

DancingTofu · « **Reply #511 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:12:37 am »

Granted, but Tampico contains 12% less cool.
Not really btw; there's no way I can corrupt that. Tampico's just too perfect.

I wish I could be like Tampico!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #512 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:18:14 am »

The fruit drink or the city in Mexico?? well as you wish your now incredibly fruity and you live in mexico....

I wish Battle Fantasia had more characters and the fighting system wasn't so broken.

jaybug · « **Reply #513 on:** September 25, 2008, 04:14:06 pm »

Granted, but all the new characters are just clones, and the fighting is only a little broken now.

I wish I was already on my weekend...

NightLotus · « **Reply #514 on:** September 25, 2008, 08:58:35 pm »

^ you are. but like in groundhog day, every day is the same day, and you can't get out no matter what.
v I wish i was 18.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #515 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:23:48 pm »

Ok you fall into a coma and wake up 3 months after your 18th birthday

I wish my puppy could talk

StarryShay · « **Reply #516 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:26:11 pm »

Granted, but it talks 24/7.
I wish I had a giant cake.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #517 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:27:57 pm »

Granted, Buts Its Filled With Human Body Parts From A Pyhco Killer An You Get Arrested Later For It....

I Wish I Didnt Have ADHD

KogaRyu · « **Reply #518 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:32:22 pm »

grante..... HEY lets ride bikes!!

I wish i could fly just like Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #519 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:35:05 pm »

Granted But You Dont Know How To Ude Them And You Crash Into Walls, Trees Etc...

I Wish I Had Sugar!!!!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #520 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:43:35 pm »

it takes about a week to get your pure uncut sugar cane, they ship it over in boats ya know. When it arrives you get 2 packets of sweet~n~low, a pile of Splenda, a giant mound of pure sugar cane and more ants then your new Hyperactive self can deal with.

I wish i had Char's custom Rick Dom

jaybug · « **Reply #521 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:35:12 pm »

Granted, but it was made from an English design, with sub-standard parts to cut costs, so it is always in the shop. Your mecha mechanic gets to spend a lot more time with your Rick Dom than you ever dream of. In fact you think your Rick and your mechanic are having an affair. Every time you ask any questions, your mechanic just says "haro".

I wish there was more football to watch tonight...

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #522 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:38:01 pm »

Granted, But Now Its Football Everynight All Channals All Re-runs Of The Same Thing Over And Over And Over And Your TV Doesnt Turn Off So It Cant Be Stoped

I Wish I Could Have A Longer Leash Away From My Mom -.-

NightLotus · « **Reply #523 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:38:53 pm »

^ you leave and never go home and never see her again

v i wish i didn't have the 15 second posting limit ><

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #524 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:41:46 pm »

YUSH TY SO MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!!

^Granted But You Type So Much That When You Grow Old You Get Gout And The Have To Cut Off Ur Fingers

NightLotus · « **Reply #525 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:43:06 pm »

^ non wish granted! now you never can wish again!!!!
v I wish i weren't so evil ^^

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #526 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:44:52 pm »

Ah Forgot ;_; FINE JOO WANNA PLAY THAT WAY!!! D:<

VGranted, Now Your So Nice All You Do Is Skip Around Talking About Rainbows And Unicorns Wear Pink And Pick Flours

NightLotus · « **Reply #527 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:46:07 pm »

^ I grant your silent wish that I am back to normal!

v i wish people were as evil as me!

Bob · « **Reply #528 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:47:10 pm »

granted, now everyone is too generous, and we all die. we know your nice

I wish my phone didn't break

NightLotus · « **Reply #529 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:48:30 pm »

ok ^^ you don't have one TO break

i wish i had a phone!

Bob · « **Reply #530 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:50:35 pm »

granted, you "had" one, I stole it because I didn't

I wish I wasn't black

( that wasn't a black joke)

NightLotus · « **Reply #531 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:52:21 pm »

oh... kay... not really sure where to go with this one...

i wish i never had to sleep!

KogaRyu · « **Reply #532 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:53:29 pm »

You start to go crazy and talk to things that arn't really there

I wish i had Avatar season 3

NightLotus · « **Reply #533 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:56:02 pm »

you did. but your dog got hungry and ate the DVD'S >>

i wish it weren't so hot in here!

Bob · « **Reply #534 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:56:45 pm »

granted, its half a degree cooler

I wish there wasn't 4 big raccoons around my house

NightLotus · « **Reply #535 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:57:28 pm »

there arn't... there are 10

i wish deer were easier to catch >>

KogaRyu · « **Reply #536 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:04:24 pm »

there easier to catch but now they are extremely dangerous!

I wish my puppy could Fly!

NightLotus · « **Reply #537 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:05:47 pm »

he flys away from you, never to be seen again

i wish I could fly!

Bob · « **Reply #538 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:06:48 pm »

granted, you can fly a millionth of a millimeter off the ground

I wish my guitar was working

NightLotus · « **Reply #539 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:08:05 pm »

^ it is... turns out your deaf

i wish my computer wouldn't randomly restart >>

KogaRyu · « **Reply #540 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:09:19 pm »

Granted Its no longer random but when i decide it should

I wish i was more popular Then Tenchi!!!

Bob · « **Reply #541 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:09:51 pm »

granted, you get so popular you plop back down onto the loser side of the spectrum

I wish my room was clean

NightLotus · « **Reply #542 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:11:16 pm »

It cleans itself, sending your things whizzing through the air... a book hits you and kills you... good job ^^

i wish i could get kate to clean our room >>

Bob · « **Reply #543 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:12:33 pm »

granted, she cleans it with your corpse

I wish your sister was on the forums too

NightLotus · « **Reply #544 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:23:05 pm »

^ i just CAN'T grant it!!! you REALLY DONT!!!!...

v i wish kate wouldn't use twitter ONLY to threaten me >>

Bob · « **Reply #545 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:25:23 pm »

granted, now she threatens you with everything

I wish you and your sister were MOAR PSYCHIC WITH EACH OTHER!

NightLotus · « **Reply #546 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:27:42 pm »

^ we are... we use our psychic powers to read all your thoughts and torrment you untill you die!!!

i wish i could jump 7 miles in one leap!

Bob · « **Reply #547 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:39:53 pm »

granted, but you die when you land

I wish you actually were a spoon

NightLotus · « **Reply #548 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:41:47 pm »

like an actually spoon... utensil...? if so, i choke you to death while you are eating ice cream

i wish i could teleport withough dying >>

Bob · « **Reply #549 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:46:08 pm »

granted, you teleport and leave a small part of your spine behind, and are fully paralyzed

I wish I was deaf

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 425054 times)