Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493126 times)

NightLotus · « **Reply #550 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:47:37 pm »

^ ok ^^ someone with railroad spikes for hands claps your ears... for the split second before you are dead, you go deaf ^^

i wish i could see with my eyes closed

Bob · « **Reply #551 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:49:43 pm »

granted, but you still can't see behind you when your evil half hits you with that shovel

I wish I don't have a nightmare tonight like I have the past 5.

NightLotus · « **Reply #552 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:54:04 pm »

you don't have a nightmare like the last 5... you have one SO MUCH scarrier, that you can't even leave your house in the morning

i wish i wasn't tired ><

KogaRyu · « **Reply #553 on:** September 26, 2008, 12:22:36 am »

your now wide awake with fear! your to scared and paranoid to fall asleep, you spend the next couple hours curled up on the bathroom floor.

I wish Fios was available in my area

Toxikon · « **Reply #554 on:** October 03, 2008, 03:49:10 pm »

^ It is, but a law just passed and you can't have it.

V I wish I had a sammich.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #555 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:11:11 pm »

^ granted but before you got it was dropped on the floor of a metro bus without any wrapper.

v I wish my cosplay was finished

NightLotus · « **Reply #556 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:15:59 pm »

^ granted... its 2 sizes to small ^^
v I wish it wasn't raining

KogaRyu · « **Reply #557 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:32:06 pm »

^Granted but its now really hummid and your hair is ruined

v i wish for 1 un-corruptable wish

NightLotus · « **Reply #558 on:** October 03, 2008, 04:59:01 pm »

^ granted... if you make that wish, you will die 30 seconds afterward ^^
v i wish i could just get my degree without all the time it takes to get there

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #559 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:19:10 pm »

Granted, but your degree is now a Masters in South American Literature.

I wish I could have a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #560 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:20:38 pm »

Granted, but now every bite you take makes you gain 30lbs

I wish my eye didnt hurt so bad

StarryShay · « **Reply #561 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:25:16 pm »

Granted, but your foot will start to hurt instead.
I wish I had cake right now.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #562 on:** October 04, 2008, 11:26:48 pm »

^Granted, but its only a crumb

I wish I could save more money

Blue Leader · « **Reply #563 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:11:56 pm »

Granted! You now easily save up money, but it's only Monopoly money.

I wish I was in better shape.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #564 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:14:50 pm »

^ granted but sadly you had to have a tapeworm in your sistem and you die shortly after surgery sorry =D

V I wish i could see amber

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #565 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:30:54 pm »

Granted but now everyone you see looks exactly alike and it is a different Amber than you expected.

I wish I had a new pair of slippers.

NightLotus · « **Reply #566 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:18:36 am »

^ granted, they are carnivorous and eat your feet ^^
v I wish I had no homework for the entire year

kurakoneko · « **Reply #567 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:22:14 am »

Granted,but now you have a ton more classwork to do.

I wish I was a vampire.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #568 on:** October 06, 2008, 03:00:58 pm »

Granted but your an ugly lesser vampire and your constantly on the run from Arucard and Buffy. Everynight when u awake you worry the end is near for you.

I wish Shin-Chan lived a couple houses down from me.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #569 on:** October 06, 2008, 03:21:10 pm »

Granted but he poops in your shoes when he comes over.

I wish that I had a magic sword.

jaybug · « **Reply #570 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:05:19 pm »

Granted, but your doctor won't renew your Viagra prescription ever again!

I wish my mom beats the cage fighter in her election...

kurakoneko · « **Reply #571 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:01:04 pm »

Granted,but she nevers beats anyone in an election again.

I wish I was out of Arizona.

StarryShay · « **Reply #572 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:20:16 pm »

Granted, but you are shipped to Antartica with the Penguins. >:I

I still wish I had some cake.

kurakoneko · « **Reply #573 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:24:16 pm »

Granted,but it turns out to be made of mud.

I wish cats could talk.

StarryShay · « **Reply #574 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:27:32 pm »

Granted, but they never stop.
I wish my homework was done.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #575 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:29:07 pm »

Granted, To bad it was all at an "F" level

I wish i could have a lolita dress for my spoony cosplay

kurakoneko · « **Reply #576 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:32:03 pm »

Granted,but it doesn't look how you imagined it.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.

Bob · « **Reply #577 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:14:36 pm »

granted, its barley even going, we all freeze to death

I wish it was 2 hours ago.

NightLotus · « **Reply #578 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:27:40 pm »

^ granted. You time travel back two hours. Sadly, by the time you get back here, you are being chucked into a river half buried in a concrete block, and thus you can't make the wish, your wish is null and void ^^.
Have a nice swim! ^^

v I wish i could move out of my house

Bob · « **Reply #579 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:35:51 pm »

^granted, you move into a cardboard box downtown

I wish I had time to shower

NightLotus · « **Reply #580 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:38:55 pm »

^ you have the time, but you are so poor, you water has been shut off ^^

v I wish i could teleport

Bob · « **Reply #581 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:41:05 pm »

granted, but its only a millimeter at a time and you can only do it once

I wish this thread was never made

NightLotus · « **Reply #582 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:47:48 pm »

^ it wasn't. You really should take you medication Mr. Jones. Quit wiggling your fingers in the air like you are typing >>

v I wish i could be 18 at this moment!

Bob · « **Reply #583 on:** October 06, 2008, 11:53:59 pm »

granted, but alot of older dudes start creeping towards you.....

I wish I would stop dreaming of me being a zombie

NightLotus · « **Reply #584 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:19:05 am »

^ now you dream of you being eaten by zombies... slowly

v I wish i never had to sleep

KogaRyu · « **Reply #585 on:** October 07, 2008, 01:47:06 am »

^ due to having all this extra time awake you begin to go crazy and you friends start questioning your actions.... eventually you get commited to a mental hospital and you spend all your time awake in a padded party room with a really kool jacket.

v I wish my puppy was smarter

Bob · « **Reply #586 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:54:48 am »

^ granted, it can use .0000000000001% more of its brain

I wish I didn't have to go to school

kurakoneko · « **Reply #587 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:37:25 am »

Granted,but you are forced to watch educational videos.

I wish I could fly.

NightLotus · « **Reply #588 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:43:32 am »

^ you fall asleep mid-flight, crash, and die ^^

v I wish I was the smartest person in the world

kurakoneko · « **Reply #589 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:46:02 am »

Granted,but you're so smart you think everyone else is too dumb to talk to and live an isolated life.

I wish spiders didn't bite.

NightLotus · « **Reply #590 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:47:16 am »

^ instead the spit poison... at your eyes ^^
v I wish my jaw problem would get better right now

kurakoneko · « **Reply #591 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:48:44 am »

It's better,but now you're having back problems.

I wish Arizona had seasons.

NightLotus · « **Reply #592 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:50:52 am »

^ it does! I has hot, very hot, Deadly, and Hot again ^^
v I wish there were more months of summer break!

kurakoneko · « **Reply #593 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:56:55 am »

Granted,but the teachers assign a lot of summer homework.

I wish scorpions didn't exist.

NightLotus · « **Reply #594 on:** October 07, 2008, 09:59:11 am »

^ they dont.... giant hybrids of snakes and hippos do instead ^^ have fun

v I wish i could speak every language on earth ^^

kurakoneko · « **Reply #595 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:03:19 am »

granted,but you get them mixed upp sometimes because you know so many.

I wish I didn't forget how to speak English at times.

NightLotus · « **Reply #596 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:08:48 am »

^ you don't for get 'at times' you forget ALL THE TIME ^^ (i do that to though ^^)
v I wish i could convince anyone of anything!! ^^

kurakoneko · « **Reply #597 on:** October 07, 2008, 12:47:43 pm »

granted,but people take what you say in a way other than what you mean.

I wish it would be 2009 already.

NightLotus · « **Reply #598 on:** October 07, 2008, 02:08:39 pm »

^ you get hit by a truck, when you wake up from your coma, its the last day of 2009 ^^

v I wish school was over

Toxikon · « **Reply #599 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:05:43 pm »

^ It is, but now you have to work 24/7.

V I wish I had telekinesis.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493126 times)