Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493170 times)

KogaRyu · « **Reply #700 on:** October 15, 2008, 03:28:41 pm »

^
Granted it gets warm after snowboard season is over

v I wish my dog was smarter then the person granting my wish

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #701 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:07:42 pm »

Granted, but being that smart would mean it would have to be a genius...so...now it is ur master. (xD Jk.)

I wish I lived near my friends...

TanisNikana · « **Reply #702 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:08:37 pm »

And now you live near your friends!

Too bad McCain's the president now.

I wish I could start writing my novel now.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #703 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:10:09 pm »

You can't because you'd be bitch slapped if you did.

I wish I still had biscotti.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #704 on:** October 15, 2008, 04:58:26 pm »

Granted but its not the meg you wanted..... ITS MEG GRIFFIN!!!!!! enjoi

I wish the new fatal frame wasn't on Wii

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #705 on:** October 15, 2008, 05:16:52 pm »

Granted, but the game got recalled because it started posessing people.

I wish I did good on my PSATs.

NightLotus · « **Reply #706 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:02:20 pm »

^^ I TOOK THE PSAT'S TODAY TOO!!! ^^ they were pretty ok ^^

^ You ace it!!!... sadly your answer sheet lights on fire and you get a zero
v I wish my knee didn't hurt ><

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #707 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:05:49 pm »

It doesn't but now something else hurts.

v I wish my friends were happy.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #708 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:07:03 pm »

^Granted, but you are not.

I wish the pizza would come faster...

NightLotus · « **Reply #709 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:20:33 pm »

^it comes flying through the window and falls on the floor and is all gross ^^

v i wish i wasn't so cold

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #710 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:20:40 pm »

^
Granted, but the pizza man trips and it splats on the ground

< took the PSATs today too. o.o

I want my Yuna wedding dress to be epiq and win the cosplay contest next year.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #711 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:22:23 pm »

^Granted but you miss all the cool events.

vI wish I could find the perfect dress for my costume.

jaybug · « **Reply #712 on:** October 15, 2008, 08:29:06 pm »

Yes, but I. Magnin still won't let you take it home without paying for it.

I wish I felt better than I do...

Toxikon · « **Reply #713 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:06:54 pm »

^ Granted. You feel GRRRRREAT! But now you're a 2D cartoon tiger.

V I wish I had a job.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #714 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:11:26 pm »

You have a job, bathing old men for 5 cents an hour.

I wish I wasn't too full to finish my cake.

Toxikon · « **Reply #715 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:14:09 pm »

^ Granted. You now spew uncontrollably.

V I wish I wasn't shy.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #716 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:15:05 pm »

^Granted, you met me. Nao I shall teach you not to be shy. (Yeah, thats a corruption)

I wish for a fish.

Toxikon · « **Reply #717 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:16:18 pm »

^ Granted, you are now covered in fish.

V I wish to go home this weekend.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #718 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:19:18 pm »

Granted, but you get stuck on the sidewalk right outide your home. Stupid piece of gum attatched to your shoe.

I wish I had a green crayon.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #719 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:20:18 pm »

Granted. It was bitten up by a seven-year-old boy.

I wish I had ramune.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #720 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:21:59 pm »

Granted, but I spit in it.

I wish my letters glowed.

Toxikon · « **Reply #721 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:23:28 pm »

^ They do, but they blind anyone that tries to read them.

V I wish I was a robot.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #722 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:25:31 pm »

^ Granted, but you broke soon after due to a young lady spilling juice all over you for bumping into her.

V I wish I had another arm.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #723 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:26:05 pm »

^Granted, but you are now some child's plaything...along with plastic Godzilla, of whom is kicking ur plastic @$$.

I wish I had lots'o money!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #724 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:26:32 pm »

^You do. But its in the bank and you can't access it.

I wish I had three more wishes.

jaybug · « **Reply #725 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:14:56 pm »

Granted, but they are only usable on the third blue moon of odd ending years.

I wish I could travel to distant stars...

Toxikon · « **Reply #726 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:15:43 pm »

^ You can, but it still takes lightyears.

V I wish I could log onto the internet with my mind.

jaybug · « **Reply #727 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:28:19 pm »

Granted, but you still get porn and spam only. and all at once, and nothing ever finishes downloading.

I wish I had something besides leftovers for dinner...

Toxikon · « **Reply #728 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:29:39 pm »

^ You do. Enjoy your human brains and raw poison ivy!

V I wish I had something to do.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #729 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:32:50 pm »

^
Congrats!!! You get to write my Novel!!!

V i wish my dog could spell

Toxikon · « **Reply #730 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:33:59 pm »

^ All he spells are dirty words, in the most inappropriate times.

V I wish I had precognitive abilities.

jaybug · « **Reply #731 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:37:00 pm »

I knew you were going to wish for that. So granted. But now you will never be able to make up your mind, because you know you already made it up somewhere. Now if only you could remember where yo pput it.

I wish it were weekend already...

Toxikon · « **Reply #732 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:38:22 pm »

^ Welcome to 11:59pm, October 19.

V I wish I could work on my costume.

jaybug · « **Reply #733 on:** October 16, 2008, 06:20:20 pm »

^ granted, but you misplaced the directions and picked up not just the wrong pattern, but it was actually 3 patterns, none of which were the one for the cosplay you had actually hoped to be, and now people are going to wonder if you meant to be a mecha in the midst of a magical girl transformation.

I wish there were anime characters even close to something I could get away with...

NightLotus · « **Reply #734 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:19:56 pm »

^ there are, you start working really hard on the costume... but because you want to do him right, you go over the top on your cosplay, go broke, your power and water is shut off, and your friends all leave because you are to obsessed with the costume. ^^

v I wish I could read people's thoughts

jaybug · « **Reply #735 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:29:26 pm »

no you don't. Well, okay, granted! Now you realize that all guys are not thinking of sex, not that they are actually thinking of much at all. Maybe cars, or games. Girls when they see you, but otherwise, a real disappointment. But people catch on fast to your mindreading powers, and they throw things at you at every chance they get.

I wish this next week goes fast...

Toxikon · « **Reply #736 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:40:28 pm »

^ Granted. The Earth starts spinning faster and faster, and it's orbit speeds up too. Eventually we slingshot around the sun and all freeze to death.

V I wish I'd gotten something done today.

NightLotus · « **Reply #737 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:41:26 pm »

^ you accomplished: Jumping out a window and breaking your legs ^^

v I wish i could stop time

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #738 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:41:54 pm »

Granted. But you forgot hoow to start it.

I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it. I wish I knew where it was.

Toxikon · « **Reply #739 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:43:13 pm »

^ It's in a volcano.

V I wish I had Balletsport tomorrow.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #740 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:44:20 pm »

You do! But its the day after tomorrow and you missed it.

I wish I knew what balletsport was.

jaybug · « **Reply #741 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:45:38 pm »

No you don't. It's tackle dancing! Full contact, no holds barred art!

I wish you came up with better wishes!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #742 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:47:07 pm »

Granted but you can't figure out how to corrupt them.

I wish I could fly.

jaybug · « **Reply #743 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:50:36 pm »

Granted but you get caught up in a spider's web, and get eaten alive.

I wish I could rock lobster!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #744 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:51:38 pm »

Granted, but your lobster is a crab.

I wish the gland on my neck wasn't swollen anymore.

StarryShay · « **Reply #745 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:52:36 pm »

Granted, but then you get a swolen gland on your tounge.
Sorry. ;_;
I wish my hair wasnt so poofy right now..

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #746 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:56:41 pm »

Granted, you're bald.

I wish my glasses were contacts.

jaybug · « **Reply #747 on:** October 16, 2008, 10:22:16 pm »

Granted, but now you can't find them. Oops, you just rolled your computer chair over them.

I wish I could get a nice Reuben sandwich to eat before I go home...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #748 on:** October 17, 2008, 07:02:38 am »

Granted, but there's dog slobber on it.

I wish I didn't have to get up early.

NightLotus · « **Reply #749 on:** October 17, 2008, 10:15:01 am »

^ you don't HAVE to... so you don't, then you miss all the important stuff you wanted to do

v i wish I could go on my road trip today

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493170 times)