Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493209 times)

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #750 on:** October 17, 2008, 05:30:55 pm »

^ Granted, but you got on the wrong bus and ended up in a old people Nudist Colony.

I wish finding perfect cosplay parts were easy.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #751 on:** October 17, 2008, 10:20:06 pm »

Granted, but now everyone cosplays and no one is special.

I wish we won the homecoming game.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #752 on:** October 18, 2008, 11:43:18 am »

Granted, you didn't win because OC is the best. Your American football team sucks.

I wish I could beat everyone's posts.

Bob · « **Reply #753 on:** October 18, 2008, 11:44:36 am »

Granted, you could because you have more time, but your computer spontaneously catches fire.

NightLotus · « **Reply #754 on:** October 18, 2008, 04:21:30 pm »

^ granted... you are now nothing ^^

v I wish I wasn't to tall ><

Bob · « **Reply #755 on:** October 19, 2008, 12:22:32 am »

Granted, you never reached tall. its still very far away, keep walking though, you might find it!

I wish I didn't pick on peoples typo's.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #756 on:** October 19, 2008, 12:30:54 am »

Granted. By the way, you forgot an apostrophe.

I wish I could get MIDI to work. :/

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #757 on:** October 19, 2008, 03:38:01 am »

Granted, but now something else broke.

I wish I could sleep.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #758 on:** October 19, 2008, 03:39:04 pm »

Granted, but you wake up to me beside you. XD

I wish I could have a non-crappy cellphone.

NightLotus · « **Reply #759 on:** October 19, 2008, 05:12:11 pm »

^ you have it... but then it falls in the toilet and you flush it! sorry ^^

v I wish I felt better

jaybug · « **Reply #760 on:** October 19, 2008, 09:04:57 pm »

No you don't because yo get more sympathy this way. But if you insist, wish Granted! You now feel terrific, but everyone in the house now has serious projectile vomiting, and the place just absolutely reeks of used food. Yeah, and they got the computer and your cell phone too, so you have to spend the next several hours cleaning all the barf up before you can do anything. Oh, and all that orchestrated power puking has got you heaving more than sighs. But you still feel great! And perky! Really, how did you get so perky, that wasn't in the wish?

I wish the food at Muchas Gracias will be good instead of all dried out when I order some on the way home from work...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #761 on:** October 19, 2008, 11:07:49 pm »

Granted, but the bag spills all over the interior of your car.

I wish my friend was happy.

jaybug · « **Reply #762 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:30:52 pm »

Granted your friend is happy because all sorts of "BAD THINGS" start to happen to you. Schadenfreud is not a pretty picture.

I wish I could get more stuff done in a day...

NightLotus · « **Reply #763 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:34:14 pm »

^ you over work yourself tomorrow and die ^^

v i wish I was 100% better ><

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #764 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:41:07 pm »

^ Granted, but now everyone hates you because you;re beter than them.

V I wish all my acne was gone.

NightLotus · « **Reply #765 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:45:25 pm »

^ your ACNE is gone ^^ ...backne... not so much ><

v I wish I hasn't broken my left arm when I was 7... so I could play the piano with my left hand NOW ><

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #766 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:48:07 pm »

^ Granted, but instead you broke your right arm.

V I wish I was exactly 4.5 inches shorter

NightLotus · « **Reply #767 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:49:22 pm »

^ granted... Now really tall people think you are a midget and use you for Midget tossing ^^

v I wish I could stop time

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #768 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:51:02 pm »

^ Granted, but now time is frozen foreever and can only be restarted when you are finally dead.

V I wish I could shapeshift

jaybug · « **Reply #769 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:54:37 pm »

^ Granted but now everything you touch will forever have the consistency of wet clay.

I wish I had more fun at work...

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #770 on:** October 20, 2008, 04:58:47 pm »

^ Granted, but now everyone who looks you in the eyes becomes forever bored.

V I wish I could sing better

NightLotus · « **Reply #771 on:** October 20, 2008, 05:01:11 pm »

You sing amazingly, but all other singers get jealous and have your vocal cords removed while you are asleep!

i wish I had a job that got me good $$$

NightLotus · « **Reply #772 on:** October 20, 2008, 06:35:16 pm »

^ that one is hard >< uh... For EVERYONE but you, it is!

v I wish I wasn't always thinking in sexual innuendo and "thats what she said" jokes ><

NightLotus · « **Reply #773 on:** October 20, 2008, 06:43:57 pm »

^ granted... Its always breaking, costing you lots of time an money

v I wish I could advance to the next blackbelt rank right now

SageBell · « **Reply #774 on:** October 20, 2008, 06:53:44 pm »

^granted but black is the new pink so you just lowered yourself

I wish for a huggable buddy

MomoChan5 · « **Reply #775 on:** October 20, 2008, 06:59:05 pm »

^ Granted, but your buddy is incredibly possesive and now you have no friends.

V I wish that people liked me a little more.

jaybug · « **Reply #776 on:** October 20, 2008, 08:10:16 pm »

^ Granted, but they still hate your friends.

I wish I would have asked out that cute server at the restaurant the other night...

NightLotus · « **Reply #777 on:** October 20, 2008, 09:47:09 pm »

^ you ask her.... she hits you in the face with a tray ^^ good job, you certainly have a way with women!

v I wish the internet would stay on all night

jaybug · « **Reply #778 on:** October 20, 2008, 10:11:21 pm »

GRanted, but you can't stay awake that long, yet.

I wish it was Thursday already...I have plans. bwah ha ha ha ha...

Toxikon · « **Reply #779 on:** October 21, 2008, 01:15:07 am »

^ It is Thursday... But you've lost your plans! OH NOES!

V I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow. Er... today. >.>

jaybug · « **Reply #780 on:** October 21, 2008, 06:18:28 pm »

Granted, I hope you slept REALLY well, as you missed all the important things you were to do today. Oh well, there is always manana.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy here at work...

Toxikon · « **Reply #781 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:01:09 am »

^ Granted, you are in an eternal state of awake. Now you'll go crazy from lack of sleep!

V I wish I could get all the pieces I need for my cosplay.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #782 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:18:18 pm »

^ Granted its not due till next friday however the homework for it has just trippled

V I wish i had something really good and suspenseful to read!

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #783 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:51:00 pm »

^ Granted, but as soon as you get into it, the author decides to discontinue it. ^.^

> I wish I could eat lots of good food all the time and not have to worry about gaining weight.

NightLotus · « **Reply #784 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:58:25 pm »

^ you don't have to worry... because you've stopped caring about what you look like! ^^

v I wish I was all better

jaybug · « **Reply #785 on:** October 22, 2008, 06:32:14 pm »

Granted, you're feeling much better now, but the sherriff's department has been ordered to mandatorily force you to take your meds.

I wish I could make my drive from Phoenix, Az. to Creswell, Or. this weekend a bit more leisurely than I know it is going to be...ack!

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #786 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:27:28 am »

^Granted, but your car manages to break down.

>I wish I could find a good Sailor Uranus wig.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #787 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:36:01 am »

^ Granted, but it's filled with lice.

< I wish I had a job. D:

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #788 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:38:34 am »

^Granted, but it's a really sucky job that you only get paid a penny per hour for and your workspace is infested with cockroaches that like to eat holes in your shoes. Heppeh?

>I wish there weren't such things as taxes.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #789 on:** November 17, 2008, 07:40:16 am »

^ Granted, but the economy becomes unstable and everything is 700 dollars.

< I wish there weren't any fires in CA.

NightLotus · « **Reply #790 on:** November 17, 2008, 09:10:16 am »

^ Now they are in oregon ><;;

v I wish i didn't have to be at school today.

princessmoon · « **Reply #791 on:** November 17, 2008, 10:34:56 am »

^ Granted, in equal exchange (lol), you have to attend school everyday for the rest of your life.

v I wish K-con '09 was here already.

NightLotus · « **Reply #792 on:** November 17, 2008, 10:40:25 am »

^ it is... but you totally aren't ready, and miss it.

v I wish it were sunny.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #793 on:** November 17, 2008, 11:41:22 am »

^Granted, but a little raincloud keeps following you around and pouring raindrops on you.

>I wish that the outfit I'm hopefully buying is the right size. xD

NightLotus · « **Reply #794 on:** November 17, 2008, 12:59:11 pm »

^ it is the right size... but then you wash it!!!

v I wish the school day was over

jaybug · « **Reply #795 on:** November 17, 2008, 05:22:11 pm »

^ Well, duh! It's after 5pm, aren't you through with detention yet?

I wish I was more politically viable to run for office, like my mother...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #796 on:** November 17, 2008, 08:50:03 pm »

^ Granted, but when you try, you end up like Citizen Kane, all lost and depressed. .

< I wish someone would post in the threads I frequent. D:

jaybug · « **Reply #797 on:** November 17, 2008, 09:34:53 pm »

Granted, but the sudden rush of posters causes the server to crash, so no one posts anywhere, ever.

I wish I owned a better house...

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #798 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:36:21 am »

^^^^^It's made of sequins. Lawl. Dunno if it'll shrink. xD

^Granted, but now you're constantly in tournaments and matches and never have the time to read your precious PoT.

>I wish that I had money for food right now.

oslapedo · « **Reply #799 on:** November 18, 2008, 11:46:19 am »

^ Granted, but all you can buy is raisins because I ate everything else.

v I WISH MY WIGS WOULD GET HERE ALREADY!

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493209 times)

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