Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493223 times)

NightLotus · « **Reply #800 on:** November 18, 2008, 12:43:54 pm »

^ They were shipped in such a hurry that they are all the wrong ones.

v I wish it were friday

jaybug · « **Reply #801 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:20:15 pm »

^ Granted but that is only because someone stole Wednesday, Thursday from your calendar.

I wish I could get one of those funky new exotic cats that are like 1/2 tiger and such...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #802 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:26:42 pm »

^ Granted, but then it attax0rs you and bites off your arm before running into the night.

< I wish I had my Haruko Haruha cosplay already! D:

oslapedo · « **Reply #803 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:29:16 pm »

Granted but it makes you look far too smecksy so when you pimp it out at KCon you get mauled by alien-robot fanboys. You would beat them down with a guitar but you left it in the trunk of your vespa, oh no!

I wish I loved life more xD

MiriaRose · « **Reply #804 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:33:43 pm »

^ Granted, but you love life TOO much that you become one of those rainbow-happy face-yellow-bright-cheery people who is very creepy and all your friends leave you.

< I wish I had straight A's. >.<

KairiLee · « **Reply #805 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:38:27 pm »

^ granted , but then your parents freak out & decide the ' real you ' must of been abducted by aliens & begin plotting to torture you with chores & other punishments in order to get the ' alien you ' to confess to the ' real you 's whereabouts .

v i wish i had a photographic memory so i could learn japanese way more easier >w>; ~ .

oslapedo · « **Reply #806 on:** November 18, 2008, 07:39:26 pm »

... Seriously Kristee?

^^ Granted but Sahara kills you because you don't know what it's like to have truly bad grades...

^ Granted but after awhile the squiggly worms corrupt your mind and turn you into a japanese zombie.

v Lawl I wish I didn't kill my friends

mangakaluna · « **Reply #807 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:10:22 pm »

^ Granted. They kill you instead (but we all still luff you

)

V I wish my foreign roomate wouldn't sing italian opera at 2 am.

oslapedo · « **Reply #808 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:42:54 pm »

^ Granted so instead he sings the barney "I love you" song to you alll night looong

v I wish my neck would stop hurting!

mangakaluna · « **Reply #809 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:55:07 pm »

^ Granted, you have been beheaded and no longer feel pain. (but we still luff you

)

V I wish my 10 page paper on paper would write itself, written in english with proper grammar and such, so that it would get an A.

oslapedo · « **Reply #810 on:** November 18, 2008, 08:57:33 pm »

^ Granted but your teacher is actually an evil monster and they eat you because your A made them lose some self-esteem

v I wish I didn't have to get out of my chair to brush my teeth XD

mangakaluna · « **Reply #811 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:02:51 pm »

^ granted. Your teeth fall out and you now have gums to brush!

V I wish my new heater didn't smell funny

oslapedo · « **Reply #812 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:09:26 pm »

^ Granted, and it smells so good that you stick your nose up to it and it melts off!

v I wish I could be something besides "Bunnygirl"!

mangakaluna · « **Reply #813 on:** November 18, 2008, 09:12:31 pm »

^ Granted! You are now a lizard!

V I wish I had super powers

KogaRyu · « **Reply #814 on:** November 19, 2008, 01:51:04 am »

^ Granted! However having such great abilities has drivin you insane!! You wander out into space and are never seen again.

V I wish my dog could fly!

mangakaluna · « **Reply #815 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:10:53 am »

^ Granted, but he can never come down.

V I wish Capitan Crunch didn't rip up the roof of my mouth

laurifer · « **Reply #816 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:42:38 am »

^ Granted. It rips your tongue.

v I wish I didn't have 2 essays to do!

NightLotus · « **Reply #817 on:** November 19, 2008, 10:08:08 am »

^ hows 4 sound? ^^

v I wish the school year was over.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #818 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:19:58 pm »

^ granted, now it has no drama or emotion whatsoever.

V I wish my food tasted better

mangakaluna · « **Reply #819 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:30:08 pm »

^ They do, but it results in over 100 mysterious deaths in less than a week and they close it.

V I wish that I didn't put in too much pepper in my foooood D:

mangakaluna · « **Reply #820 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:38:36 pm »

^ You go, but a terrorist is there and shoots someone 2 minutes into the performance, which traumatizes the actors. The police come and there is a HUUUGE mess of things that has to happen (papers to be filled out, fingerprints, ect). It turns out the terrorist is actually an evil version of you from a different dimension, so you are taken to a prison without TV or internet and must live there for 45 years until they discover the rip in the dimensions where your evil twin came from. (>3< But we still luff you~!)

V I wish that I had Geass >: D

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #821 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:08:26 pm »

^They have no filling in them.

VI wish I wasn't sick on my birthday.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #822 on:** November 19, 2008, 05:13:09 pm »

You are no longer sick, but now you are blind

V I wish I had more fruit!

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #823 on:** November 19, 2008, 05:51:09 pm »

^Ouchie...>.< Anywho...granted, but it's all rotten and infested with maggots. ^.^

> I wish we were having pizza for dinner...

mangakaluna · « **Reply #824 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:08:31 pm »

^ You are, but it is 10 years past the expiration date.

V I wish I had a heart.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #825 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:20:33 pm »

^Granted, but it's locked in a treasure chest located half-way across the world and you are now the captain/king of the sea and Johnny Depp is out to kill you for that title. Get meh drift?

>I wish I didn't sound like such a newb...>.<

mangakaluna · « **Reply #826 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:22:46 pm »

^ You are now mute.

*sweeet...I'm gonna kidnap Johnny

*

V I wish I had really cool magic powers

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #827 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:26:01 pm »

^Granted, but you can't use them 'cuz you forgot how to.

>I wish I was as good a singer as Katy Perry.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #828 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:26:48 pm »

^ You are, but everyone goes deaf so it doesn't matter.

V I wish I had a giant ROBOT

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #829 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:28:20 pm »

^Granted, but Godzilla destroys it.

>I wish I was more confident.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #830 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:31:33 pm »

^ Granted, but you become so confident that you think that you no longer need clothing. You are reported at school and wind up being arrested for indecent exposure. You are so confident that you think you have ninja skills and try to attack the cops, who proceed to taze you. When you wake up in your cell, you are so confident that you are the prettiest prisoner and all the other women attack and beat you up.

V I wish I could see my friendssss T^T

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #831 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:32:46 pm »

^Granted, but they all turned into zombies that want to eat your brains!!!

>I wish I was in better shape.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #832 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:34:24 pm »

^ You are now a circle!

V I wish I had a jar of really really good peanut butter that had nothing wrong with it in any way, shape, or form.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #833 on:** November 19, 2008, 06:37:28 pm »

^Granted, but it makes you sick from eating it's perfect deliciousness and you suffer from stomach pains.

>I wish I was pretteh.

jaybug · « **Reply #834 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:46:34 pm »

Granted, but now everyone takes you so deathly serious that you can't make a joke to save your life. Life gets boring, oh so boring. You do get a posse though. But they expect somehow to have your money used for everything, as if you owe them.

I wish there was a good place to eat when I get off work...

mangakaluna · « **Reply #835 on:** November 19, 2008, 07:57:37 pm »

^ there is, but when you are less than a block away from visiting it for the first time, it explodes in a horrible fireball.

I wish I had more time

princessmoon · « **Reply #836 on:** November 24, 2008, 10:15:12 am »

^ granted, but with more time you accomplish much less, in fact, you accomplish nothing.

< I wish it would snow in Corvallis, Oregon so I don't have to commute.

jaybug · « **Reply #837 on:** November 24, 2008, 04:43:19 pm »

^ It will, but only during the Civil War game, better hope you commute that day.

I wish the Trojans go to the Fiesta Bowl, the Beavers to the Rose Bowl, and the Ducks to the Holiday Bowl...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #838 on:** November 24, 2008, 05:54:13 pm »

^Granted, but the bowls are plates.

I wish I had cake.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #839 on:** November 24, 2008, 05:57:18 pm »

^Granted! You HAD cake to bad I ate it.

V I wish my mom wasnt so mean.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #840 on:** November 24, 2008, 06:03:17 pm »

^Granted, but now you're mean.

I have cake, now I wish I had milk.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #841 on:** November 24, 2008, 06:08:27 pm »

^Granted, To bad it came right from the cow that has a desice.

VI wish I was already back in Portland.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #842 on:** November 24, 2008, 06:13:39 pm »

^granted but everyone else is'nt.

I wish I could breathe under water.

princessmoon · « **Reply #843 on:** November 24, 2008, 07:25:29 pm »

^ granted, but all water sources are polluted and u cannot survive.

< I wish I had a chocolate bar. right. now.

jaybug · « **Reply #844 on:** November 24, 2008, 07:47:13 pm »

Granted, but someone left it in the microwave instead of the freezer, so it got all melted, which wouldn't have been so bad, but no one has cleaned the thing out in months, and well, if you REALLY need your choco-fix, go for it. ewwwwww

I wish it was time to go home already...

mangakaluna · « **Reply #845 on:** November 24, 2008, 08:04:29 pm »

^ It is. For everyone BUT you!

V I wish my homework was done

princessmoon · « **Reply #846 on:** November 24, 2008, 08:55:46 pm »

^ it is done, but I ate it because someone deprived me of my chocolate... it is my FIBER!!!

< wish my hair will grow back faster...

mangakaluna · « **Reply #847 on:** November 24, 2008, 09:04:17 pm »

^ ALL your hair begins growing at a rate of 1 foot every 10 hours. Congrats cousin it!

V I wish I had super powers!

NightLotus · « **Reply #848 on:** November 24, 2008, 09:11:52 pm »

^ you have to power to glow. Purple

v I wish anything I said came true

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #849 on:** November 25, 2008, 11:25:35 pm »

^Granted, but you have 6 tests the next day.

I wish my mom accepted my excuses.

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