Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493251 times)

Teasel · « **Reply #850 on:** November 26, 2008, 01:11:44 am »

^ Granted. But now all your mom can do is say "alright" and "okay".

I wish the weather would clear up.

princessmoon · « **Reply #851 on:** November 26, 2008, 10:12:14 am »

^granted but the skies are sooooooo clear that the rays of the sun penetrate your skin giving you one REALLLLLLLLLLy bad sunburn.

> I wish for turkeys to be emancipated from this so called holiday.

Winfred · « **Reply #852 on:** November 26, 2008, 11:13:47 am »

^ Granted! Now the marmoset is the new Thanksgiving animal. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

V I wish I could find the camera. D=

mangakaluna · « **Reply #853 on:** November 26, 2008, 11:25:55 am »

^ You find it....Rather its remains....You find it powdered in a shoebox.

V I wish my religion class didn't make me feel stupid....

jaybug · « **Reply #854 on:** November 26, 2008, 04:34:07 pm »

^ Granted, but now everyone is just like you!

I wish dumbing down wasn't the answer proscribed by those in control...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #855 on:** November 26, 2008, 06:40:59 pm »

Granted. Natural selection kills off the majority of your friends and acquaintances.

I wish I had my titanium-plated 4GB flash drive with all my ITG2 scores on it. :[

jaybug · « **Reply #856 on:** November 26, 2008, 08:09:53 pm »

Granted, it's in the mail, in Cleveland, Ohio.

I wish Dancing Tofu will get a date...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #857 on:** November 26, 2008, 08:46:26 pm »

Granted. Are we still on for Saturday? lol

I second Jaybug's notion.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #858 on:** November 28, 2008, 12:33:58 pm »

^Granted, but she deflated.

I wish I had a blow torch!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #859 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:43:14 pm »

[ouch lol]

Granted. They don't make the best handwarmers.

I wish I wasn't actively flaming.

NightLotus · « **Reply #860 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:45:06 pm »

^ ok! *submerges you in the arctic ocean* bai bai!! have fun freezing to death :3

v i wish my dad would be kind to patrick.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #861 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:47:22 pm »

Granted. They develop an, er, intimate fondness for one another.

I wish I was eating food.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #862 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:51:14 pm »

^Granted but the little girl you stole the plastic scone from is very angry with you.

I wish My hot cocoa wasn't gone.

NightLotus · « **Reply #863 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:52:04 pm »

^^ om nom nom nom... isn't that haggis that you are eating delicious? >:3 ( I liked mine)

^ drowning in a vat of hot chocolate is no fun... hrm??

v i wish I wasn't so nervous.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #864 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:52:54 pm »

Granted, all feelings are gone

I wish I wasn't too lazy to move.

NightLotus · « **Reply #865 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:54:51 pm »

^ You are now exactly like the person described in the song "bouncing off the walls" by sugar cult ^^

v i wish i had my ipod back.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #866 on:** November 28, 2008, 01:57:26 pm »

Granted. Which part do you want first?

I wish my feet would heal. (they're both sprained in at least one place, and I have somewhat unhealthy joints in both ankles. Yikes!)

NightLotus · « **Reply #867 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:05:23 pm »

^ granted! we can't do anything about your broken knees though.....

v I wish my wisdom teeth weren't coming in sideways ;;>_>

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #868 on:** November 28, 2008, 02:11:35 pm »

granted. they're the right way, but your neck isn't.

I wish my house wasn't positive.

Teasel · « **Reply #869 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:10:16 pm »

Granted. Now your house is on fire, and you're still inside.

I wish that I pass all of my classes.

mangakaluna · « **Reply #870 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:30:56 pm »

^ You do. The train you are held hostage on passes right by all your classes! The whole school in fact!

V I wish I didn't have to go back to my apartment on Sunday or earlier

Teasel · « **Reply #871 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:44:27 pm »

^ Granted. Someone gets murdered in your apartment while you're out, and now the police wont let anyone get near the place.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #872 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:49:16 pm »

Granted. well almost sence you did not wish you got nothing

Wish i did not have to go to school monday

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #873 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:51:24 pm »

^Granted, but you have to come in on Saturday. ^.^

>I wish kids wewren't such annoying whiners...>.>

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #874 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:53:14 pm »

^Granted, but you still have to babysit

wishes i had some pocky

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #875 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:54:37 pm »

(I so do, too. TT-TT)

^Granted, but it's not the flavor you like.

>I wish I could have a tame snow tiger as a pet.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #876 on:** November 28, 2008, 08:59:39 pm »

^Granted, But you remember the guy from california with the white tame tigers... ya...
Wishes to be glomped

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #877 on:** November 28, 2008, 09:00:52 pm »

^Granted, you're glomped by a group of sweaty otakus hoping to cope a feel. xD

>I wish I had a sexy bod! x3

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #878 on:** November 28, 2008, 09:04:26 pm »

^Granted, but all the plastic surgery made it so you cant feel lol jk
Wishes i had my phone back

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #879 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:36:06 am »

^Granted, but you drop it in the toilet.

>I wish I liked sushi.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #880 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:55:42 am »

^Granted but fish are extinct.

I wish it was noon!

Teasel · « **Reply #881 on:** November 29, 2008, 12:10:19 pm »

Granted. But now you burst into flames.

I wish I had an electric guitar.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #882 on:** November 29, 2008, 12:46:20 pm »

^granted, but there was a short in thewiring and you were electricuted...
Wish i had something to do

NightLotus · « **Reply #883 on:** November 29, 2008, 12:51:34 pm »

^ granted. isn't it awesome to be a plumber after thanksgiving? ^^

v I wish the laundry would get done.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #884 on:** November 29, 2008, 01:10:41 pm »

^Granted, but it will splode.

I wish my dead bunny would come home!

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #885 on:** November 29, 2008, 01:12:28 pm »

^granted but his tail never made it 0.o
wish I had some pocky

Teasel · « **Reply #886 on:** November 29, 2008, 01:27:37 pm »

Granted. Hope you like poop flavored pocky!

I wish I had a mermaid for a girlfriend.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #887 on:** November 29, 2008, 01:31:13 pm »

^granted, but she cant leave the water and you cant grow gills
Wish I could go to Sakuracon

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #888 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:41:31 pm »

^Granted but you will get attacked/molested by rabid fanboys.

Wish I could fly.

Teasel · « **Reply #889 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:49:40 pm »

Granted. But the government finds out about your new ability, and proceeds to abduct you and experiment on you.

I wish the weekend was three days long.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #890 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:51:28 pm »

Granted. But you will only have them once a year.

I wish I had some book to read.

Teasel · « **Reply #891 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:57:23 pm »

Granted. But now you can't focus on anything else.

I wish my skin wasnt so oily.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #892 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:00:40 pm »

Granted but now she will win ALL THE TIME and rub it in.

I wish my computer wasnt so slow!

Teasel · « **Reply #893 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:03:47 pm »

Granted. Now it's super fast, but it has become sentient and mocks you with a snobby british accent.

I wish I could play the guitar like a pro.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #894 on:** November 29, 2008, 03:43:09 pm »

^granted, butnow your fingers will never stop moving in the patern green blue red yellow orange

Teasel · « **Reply #895 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:12:09 pm »

Since Griff_the_dragoon failed to post a wish, I guess I will.

I wish I was fluent in every major language on earth.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #896 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:17:11 pm »

Granted, but you NEVER get to travel or meet foreign people.

I wish I could capture a pokemon.

Teasel · « **Reply #897 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:24:28 pm »

Granted. But you can only capture Bidoofs.

I wish every day was halloween.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #898 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:26:42 pm »

Granted but you have to wear the same costume everyday! (its a dead bunny costume! >:3 )

I wish school was over already.

Teasel · « **Reply #899 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:48:22 pm »

Granted. But now you have to work in a sweat shop every day.

I wish I lived in a dorm, that there is nothing wrong with, and had a cool roommate with even cooler neighbors.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493251 times)