Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424995 times)

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #900 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:58:02 pm »

Granted. But the world will blow up the next day. (bet'cha didint see dat comin'! >.>)

Wish I had a pumkin pie!

Teasel · « **Reply #901 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:08:52 pm »

Granted, and it's the best pumpkin pie you've ever had too! But the day after you're stuck on the toilet for half the day.

I wish I had enough money for Kumoricon (cosplay and all).

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #902 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:20:51 pm »

Granted, but your cosplay will suck!

I wish I was the Amazing Nightcrawler!

Tankou001 · « **Reply #903 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:22:45 pm »

Granted but you end up being blind, and you can't see where you teleport, thus teleporting into a metal slab, and dying.

"I wish I had a cookie"

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #904 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:26:02 pm »

Granted, but your cookie was made by ME! >:3 and thats NEVER good.

I wish I had better cooking skillz.

Tankou001 · « **Reply #905 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:29:26 pm »

Granted, they taste amazing, but everything you make is poisonous.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #906 on:** November 29, 2008, 08:24:05 pm »

I wish you'd made a wish.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #907 on:** November 29, 2008, 08:24:30 pm »

^Granted, but it's invisible.

>I wish for my money to arrive safely to G.G. when I send it to her on Monday. ^.^

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #908 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:07:20 pm »

^granted but you drop it and it shatters into a million pieces
wish I was Spiderman

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #909 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:09:50 pm »

(xD How does money shatter into millions of pieces?)

^Granted, but the other Spiderman is offended and kills you.

>I wish I could juggle WOW and the forums better. Like split screen. xD

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #910 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:13:59 pm »

(i thought i was replying to the cookies XP)
Granted, but because of it your computer wont go back to the regular screen
Wish I had could go to PWNAGE and hang with some friends

Tankou001 · « **Reply #911 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:25:21 pm »

Granted, but they shoot you, and you are now dead.

I wish I was even more awesome than I am now XP

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #912 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:31:22 pm »

^Granted, but you remember Brittney Spears... ya...
Wish I had some Ramena and Pocky (the Giant kind)

NightLotus · « **Reply #913 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:39:47 pm »

^ granted... If you were looking for Ramune and Pocky your outta luck, sorry... I got you a giant 'ramena' and a giant Styrofoam fake pocky ^^

v I wish my parents were less controlling.

Teasel · « **Reply #914 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:52:58 pm »

Granted, but now they'er not quite as alive.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

NightLotus · « **Reply #915 on:** November 29, 2008, 10:57:16 pm »

^ granted! AWSOME!! we are having tuna TONIGHT! >:3

v I wish I was emancipated from my parents

Teasel · « **Reply #916 on:** November 29, 2008, 11:42:06 pm »

Wow, someone has problems with mommy and daddy. Your wish is granted, your parents are now in jail for a crime neither of them committed, and now you're in foster care.

I wish I had more friends.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #917 on:** November 29, 2008, 11:45:30 pm »

^Granted, but I'm just letting you know that I'm kinda crazy. ^.^

>I wish I can find a good bow tie for my Columbia outfit.

Teasel · « **Reply #918 on:** November 29, 2008, 11:49:24 pm »

Granted. But after you put it on, you quickly discover that no matter what you do, YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF! D:

I wish that my friends were happy.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #919 on:** November 29, 2008, 11:51:55 pm »

^Granted, but it seems to me that YOU aren't happy.

>I wish I knew why.

Teasel · « **Reply #920 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:00:16 am »

^ Granted. But it's a long and sad story that makes you depressed.

I wish I had never fallen in love with one of my best friends.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #921 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:02:35 am »

^Granted, but you still don't seem to be happy.

>I wish I didn't love my ex who's now engaged.

Teasel · « **Reply #922 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:09:15 am »

^ Granted. Now you love your ex's fiancee.

I wish I could read minds.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #923 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:10:50 am »

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!! But the guy is so scary and gross!!! TT-TT

^Granted, but nobody wants you to read their minds so they push you away.

>I wish I could find a nice boy to go out with.

Teasel · « **Reply #924 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:17:18 am »

Granted. But after a couple dates, he takes you to his home, and you find out first hand about his... hobbies.

I wish the human heart wasn't so easy to break.

NightLotus · « **Reply #925 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:52:18 am »

^ yours will never fall in love

v i wish I could sleep in my special someone's arms ^^

Teasel · « **Reply #926 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:57:12 am »

Granted. But their arms aren't quite attached to their body...

I wish for a zombie apocalypse... in which I actually survive!

NightLotus · « **Reply #927 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:32:52 am »

^ granted... being UNdead isn't dead now is it!! ^^

v I wish i never had to sleep

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #928 on:** November 30, 2008, 10:52:25 am »

^Granted, but you cant stop drinking BAWLS (brand name) energy drinks
vWish That Graduation was here

Teasel · « **Reply #929 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:00:03 am »

Granted. You just graduated from Clown College! Your parents sould be So proud...

I wish I had a motorcycle

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #930 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:06:15 am »

^Granted, but you are in an accident and your left arm is taken off by a stop sign
vWish my P.E.P. (personal educartion planner) for graduation was done

Kimiski · « **Reply #931 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:14:41 am »

^ Granted. But the next day it gets lost and you have to start all over.

V I wish that fall term and finals were over already.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #932 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:25:56 am »

^Grante, but you soon forget everything
Wish i had a Chocolate Taco!!!

Teasel · « **Reply #933 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:32:06 am »

GRANTED! But the next day you get the Runs!

I wish Paris Hilton was in a coma.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #934 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:21:46 pm »

^Granted, but you also go into a coma and she wakes up before you.

>I wish I had all of my cosplays in perfect condition right now.

Teasel · « **Reply #935 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:33:37 pm »

Granted. But you end up in a car accident, go into a coma. And when you wake up AFTER Kumoricon is over, you find out that cats used your cosplays as scratching posts.

I wish I had psychic powers.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #936 on:** November 30, 2008, 12:45:19 pm »

^Granted, but yo always have a headache
Wish I had something to do

Teasel · « **Reply #937 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:09:03 pm »

Granted. Now your ass is on fire.

I wish I could understand women.

NightLotus · « **Reply #938 on:** November 30, 2008, 01:54:03 pm »

^ now all of them think you are gay.

v I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #939 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:02:30 pm »

^granted, but dont know anything...
wish i did not have to work

NightLotus · « **Reply #940 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:08:05 pm »

^ granted... now you don't have any money

v i wish I could teleport.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #941 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:09:58 pm »

^granted, but you end up inbetween a rock and a hard spot... literally
wish i could run faster

NightLotus · « **Reply #942 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:11:19 pm »

^ but turns out you faint when you run fast, fall over, hit your head, and fall into a coma for 10 years

v i wish I was 18 already.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #943 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:15:39 pm »

^granted, ugh but nothing really special happens
wants a cookie

NightLotus · « **Reply #944 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:31:16 pm »

^ a 5 year old cookie is delicious no?

v I wish I wasn't so tall

Teasel · « **Reply #945 on:** November 30, 2008, 02:34:24 pm »

Granted. You are now a dwarf!

I wish I could type faster

NightLotus · « **Reply #946 on:** November 30, 2008, 03:02:24 pm »

^ your computer hates you and is constantly restarting

v i wish i wasn't nostalgic right now

KogaRyu · « **Reply #947 on:** November 30, 2008, 03:54:45 pm »

^Your not. But all those around you are.

V I wish there was enough snow already!

NightLotus · « **Reply #948 on:** November 30, 2008, 03:58:26 pm »

^ ahhh freezing to death... so much fun!!!!

v i wish my parents would get off the phone!!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #949 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:02:41 pm »

Granted, but now they will go talk to your friends about your baby pictures!

I wish I didnt have to move.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 424995 times)