Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493280 times)

KogaRyu · « **Reply #950 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:09:33 pm »

You Dont have to move.... Very far. Your parents decide you are to live in a poorly constructed tree house with no rope ladder.
Have fun this winter XD

I wish for a Shiny new Range Rover!

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #951 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:12:03 pm »

Granted, but you have to eat a live bunny to get it.

I wish I had no problems with life.

NightLotus · « **Reply #952 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:22:00 pm »

but everyone else does, and they get annoyed at you!

i wish my mom's favorite word was YES, not NO

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #953 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:27:02 pm »

Granted, but when you try to talk to her all she will say is 'yes' and nothing else.

I wish I had a stegosaurus!

jaybug · « **Reply #954 on:** November 30, 2008, 04:37:45 pm »

^ Granted, how would you like it cut and wrapped? It's waiting at the butcher shop. Mmmm stego-burgers!

I wish we would get going with bringing back Wooly Mammoths to Oregon, let them roam loose in wilderness areas!...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #955 on:** November 30, 2008, 06:35:48 pm »

Granted, but they will eat your home.

I wish the cookies were done!

jaybug · « **Reply #956 on:** November 30, 2008, 09:24:46 pm »

I hope they are by now too!

I wish I had something more interesting to do when I get hope then slice deli meats...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #957 on:** November 30, 2008, 11:14:07 pm »

Granted, you get to package them too!

I wish the printer would work.

Teasel · « **Reply #958 on:** December 01, 2008, 09:21:36 am »

Granted. Now your computer doesn't work.

I wish that I will do well on all of my finals and final projects.

jaybug · « **Reply #959 on:** December 01, 2008, 04:31:15 pm »

Granted, but the professor's office catches fire before the grades get to the computer.

I wish I had more time to do everything...

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #960 on:** December 01, 2008, 04:52:04 pm »

Granted, but then you will have too much time for everything, go insane and end up in a mental hospitol.

I wish I was out of this str8 jacket. >:/

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #961 on:** December 01, 2008, 06:07:45 pm »

Granted, but they put a muzzle on you.

I wish this paper was written and turned in to my teacher on time.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #962 on:** December 01, 2008, 06:36:11 pm »

Granted then you'll look like a complete fool when you found out that a monkey wrote your paper in your stead, and your teacher gets horribly sick due to a monkey-poo covered paper.

I wish I had more hours at work.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #963 on:** December 01, 2008, 06:44:45 pm »

(Oh sad. That would suck. I've collected 11 pages of research for a 4 page paper.)

Granted, but then your boss gets stuck in quicksand and they can't pay you cause they have to spend all the money getting them out.

I wish monkeys didnt exist.

jaybug · « **Reply #964 on:** December 01, 2008, 08:18:28 pm »

Granted, but now rats have moved up the food chain to replace them. Nothing worse than the Howler Rats of South America.

I wish I had my home genetics experiment kit for fun and profit...

NightLotus · « **Reply #965 on:** December 01, 2008, 08:33:27 pm »

^ but thats all you have... and will have... ever ^^

v I wish I could graduate HS at least a year early.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #966 on:** December 01, 2008, 09:50:44 pm »

^Granted, try the IB programme

I wish there were 32 hours in a day.

NightLotus · « **Reply #967 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:51:42 am »

^ its dark for 26 of 'em!

v I wish School stated at 10

Teasel · « **Reply #968 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:55:37 am »

^ Granted. But now it goes untill 5.

v I wish someone would give me a hug

NightLotus · « **Reply #969 on:** December 02, 2008, 10:01:46 am »

^ Granted. A creepy awkward guy walks up to you, wraps you in a big 'ol hug and walks away. He leaves you smelling funny and wallet-less.

v I wish I never slept.

Teasel · « **Reply #970 on:** December 02, 2008, 10:28:33 am »

Granted. But you die after 10 days without sleeping.

I wish I had awsome guitar skills.

NightLotus · « **Reply #971 on:** December 02, 2008, 12:39:34 pm »

^ granted. Living skills not so much though...

v i wish I could control people's minds >:3

mangakaluna · « **Reply #972 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:52:26 pm »

^ You can, but you are in a vegitative state- so it doesn't help anyways!

V I wish I had more comissions!

Teasel · « **Reply #973 on:** December 02, 2008, 05:28:38 pm »

^ Granted. But they're all porn!
V Wish that nothing goes wrong for the rest of the year.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #974 on:** December 02, 2008, 06:13:16 pm »

Granted, but this year will be your last.

I wish my CD's werent scratched!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #975 on:** December 02, 2008, 06:56:34 pm »

Granted, but you st on them and they broke in half.

I wish I had Orochimaru's Earrings.

jaybug · « **Reply #976 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:45:25 pm »

Granted, but due to the flooding of Sioux City, Iowa Rightstuf.com has a bit of a backlog on certain items of merchandise.

I wish I could do a backflip without hurting myself...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #977 on:** December 03, 2008, 05:49:32 pm »

You CAN!! however the kid down the street wants you off his trampoline and out of his yard!!
You do many backflips before hurting yourself in the ensuing Bru ha ha.

I wish Stevens Pass had enough snow and was open now!

jaybug · « **Reply #978 on:** December 03, 2008, 10:26:54 pm »

Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.

I wish I could come up with a more detailed plot for my novel...

StarryShay · « **Reply #979 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:50:10 pm »

Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had croissant.

oslapedo · « **Reply #980 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:51:43 pm »

Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had a croissant.

StarryShay · « **Reply #981 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:53:24 pm »

Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had no face acne, and hair.

oslapedo · « **Reply #982 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:54:51 pm »

Granted, and I ate your croissant.

I wish I had face acne and no hair.

Teasel · « **Reply #983 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:56:57 pm »

Granted. Now you are jaybug.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

StarryShay · « **Reply #984 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:57:31 pm »

Granted, you dont get a croissant either. (Heh heh hoorf)

I wish I had a croissant again.

oslapedo · « **Reply #985 on:** December 07, 2008, 09:59:23 pm »

Granted, but your face acne pops like thundering volcano ranges.

I wish my croissant didn't have face acne and no hair.

StarryShay · « **Reply #986 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:00:51 pm »

Granted, it has a mustache and toe fungus.

I wish I wouldnt have face acne, and my croissant wasnt so hairy. o-O

Teasel · « **Reply #987 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:02:07 pm »

Granted! Now your croissant is moldy, and you don't have ANY hair!

I wish I was confident

oslapedo · « **Reply #988 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:03:32 pm »

Granted, but I nommed on you for posting before me.

I wish that someone would save me from this swirling vortex of no hair, face acne and croissants.

Teasel · « **Reply #989 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:11:11 pm »

GRANTED! Welcome to the swirling vortex of all things hairy, warty and bagels!

I wish people randomly started sining the song that never ends!

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #990 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:15:14 pm »

Granted, but then it would never end and it would drive you insane

I wish that i had my C.C. cosplay already D:

KogaRyu · « **Reply #991 on:** December 08, 2008, 01:24:45 am »

granted you have it! However its pretty damaged and you'll need to completly overhaul it to make it look nice.

Quote from: jaybug on December 03, 2008, 10:26:54 pm

Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.

BEST WISH EVAR!
I get to go snowboarding and meanwhile a couple hours away Tacoma is getting Destroyed!

I wish Jaybug would grant all my wishes!

Tankou001 · « **Reply #992 on:** December 08, 2008, 02:04:07 am »

Granted! Unfortunately you haven't asked for any wishes yet so that s a wasted wish XD

"I wish I had meat vision. O.O
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(MEAT)

NightLotus · « **Reply #993 on:** December 08, 2008, 09:09:59 am »

uh... ok... now you can see meat??

I wish i wasn't ALWAYS thinking in "thats what she said" jokes ><;;

jaybug · « **Reply #994 on:** December 08, 2008, 04:53:14 pm »

Granted, it meats your approval!

I wish I could say what I am thinking in this forum....

NightLotus · « **Reply #995 on:** December 08, 2008, 05:03:11 pm »

^ i just can't grant that one... 'cuz then I'D be allowed to say what I want... and NO ONE wants that ><

v i wish it was summer all year round

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #996 on:** December 08, 2008, 05:54:31 pm »

^Granted, but since we're all dumb from no school, we die.

I wish people would answer my questions.

NightLotus · « **Reply #997 on:** December 08, 2008, 06:00:48 pm »

they give stupid answers

i wish i had perfectly clear skin

jaybug · « **Reply #998 on:** December 08, 2008, 07:12:41 pm »

Granted, your skin is so clear now only your underwear is visible! Stan Lee is looking for you too.

I wish I wasn't trying to give myself a bad day today...

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #999 on:** December 08, 2008, 08:58:56 pm »

granted, but then you have a bad day every day afterwords

i wish i had money

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