Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493497 times)

kit2kit · « **Reply #2200 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:56:33 pm »

Granted, but you feel extreme pain all the time and cant move very well and to top it all off some guy comes by calling him self the Zombie Killer and comes after you but you are too slow to get away.

I wish could find the charger to my camera.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2201 on:** May 08, 2009, 08:34:59 pm »

Granted but you lost your camera.

I wish I didn't have to wear my foot-cast-like-device anymore.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2202 on:** May 09, 2009, 10:53:25 am »

Granted you need to wear a full body cast

I wish I had more FOOD!!!!

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #2203 on:** May 11, 2009, 09:41:27 am »

^ granted but you get so much food that you become morbidly obease and cant move off of your bed

V i wish i didnt have to go to the doctors today :/

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2204 on:** May 11, 2009, 11:39:32 am »

^Granted, but because of not going you become horribly ill with high blood pressure and live with fear of dying your whole life.

v I wish that I wasn't sick.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2205 on:** May 11, 2009, 04:42:30 pm »

^ Granted now you are Bob the loveable hobo

V I wish my laptop had more battery

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2206 on:** May 11, 2009, 05:18:42 pm »

granted, you get 34 extra seconds.

I wish there was something good on television

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2207 on:** May 11, 2009, 06:02:48 pm »

^Granted, but instead of only one thing on, there were five of your favorite shows and episodes on at once on different stations.

v I wish I could get into Clark Honor's Program at U of O and succeed with a perfect GPA that allows we to get a great job and keep it.

jaybug · « **Reply #2208 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:28:44 pm »

Granted, but then you wake up. No seriously, you do all that, but the hidden fees the UO charges eat your financial aid alive, and you are eating top ramen 3x7x365, and there is no money for doing your laundry: which may be a good thing, because you didn't want to go out on dates as you are working so hard to keep that perfect GPA thing going. Don't worry bed bugs aren't permanent, and the silverfish of Eugene will eat them all sooner or later anyway.

I wish I didn't smell like grease, but then that would be like wishing I wasn't at work...

Black~Rose · « **Reply #2209 on:** May 25, 2009, 09:15:47 pm »

^ granted, now you smell like fish and a herd of cats follow you everywhere.

v I wish it was summer already and I got really good grades in all my classes and did very well on the finals

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2210 on:** May 25, 2009, 10:26:58 pm »

^ Granted, but you get a project you have to do over the summer and then summer goes by so fast that you forget to do your assignment and your new teacher dislikes you for the rest of the school year.

v I wish the economy never went down the drain.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2211 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:34:26 pm »

Granted it went down the tubes.

Wish I could draw more than just Garfeild.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #2212 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:36:57 pm »

^ granted, now you can draw Odie too

V I wish my best friend wasnt going to china for the majority of summer TT__TT

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2213 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:10:31 pm »

^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.

v I wish I had a wish to wish. xP

The_Geek · « **Reply #2214 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:47:16 am »

^ Granted, but your wish was to edit all the fanfiction of the internet written by illiterate idiots, who make some sort of mess up every other paragraph/sentence/word... without breaks.

V I wish I could eat a doughnut right now...

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2215 on:** May 28, 2009, 06:53:15 am »

^ Granted, but then your stomach reacts and can't eat anything for the rest of the week.
v I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted... 8D

melchizedek · « **Reply #2216 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:14:05 am »

Granted, but your wish fizzles out

I wish kagome wouldn't try to break the wishing game

Kagome219 · « **Reply #2217 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:15:30 pm »

Answer does not make sense. D: ;;

melchizedek · « **Reply #2218 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:10:40 am »

nor does wish, hense why it didn't work

ChaosBeat · « **Reply #2219 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:41:41 pm »

I take it this needs to be started over, sooooo...

I wish it was raining today. : D

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2220 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:49:25 am »

granted it floods you drown and DIE.

Wish for some cookies.

kit2kit · « **Reply #2221 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:28:17 pm »

Granted but you find ants all over your cookie and its the last one so you dont get another. You could alway go buy one but you have no one mony and when you go to friends they dont have any cookies.

I wish I knew if the coke I'm drinking to old or new....

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2222 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:07:42 pm »

^ Granted; it's so old that your esophagus is about to rip itself in half.

V I wish that my crossplay plans for AX will be a huge success.

Sugarlat · « **Reply #2223 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:22:20 pm »

^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D
V I wish I had my license and could drive my kick ass car anywhere I wanted

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #2224 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:04:58 pm »

Granted, but you get pulled over by an angry cop that gets your car impounded and the fine is so exorbitant that you can't ever hope to pay it.

I wish I could fly.

jaybug · « **Reply #2225 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:21:16 pm »

Granted, but the gas pressure involved is really painful, and it smells horrid! And every time you take off, the ground catches fire beneath where you were. Also, your wardrobe gets ruined with every flight. I don't think you'll get many frequent flyer miles.

I wish I wasn't working the next two weeks without a day off...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2226 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:30:03 pm »

Granted. You're fired.

I wish that other people liked loud music as much as I do...

princessmoon · « **Reply #2227 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:32:14 pm »

granted. everyone becomes deaf for 3 turns... (haha)

wish: gas prices go back to $0.99 this summer!!! those were the days! X_X

ChaosBeat · « **Reply #2228 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:52:34 am »

Granted... Demand increases and supply can't be met and in the process, global warming melts Antarctica and polar bears flood us all.
Thanks for killing everyone with your wish, btw...

I wish I could sing beautifully~ v.v

princessmoon · « **Reply #2229 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:59:33 am »

granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<

I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2230 on:** June 01, 2009, 10:41:59 am »

Granted but the polar bears will overpopulate the world and we'll end up having more bears than people.

I want some Monster right about now. p:

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2231 on:** June 02, 2009, 08:33:36 am »

^ That's not an official wish, so the answer is no.

Quote from: Sugarlat on May 30, 2009, 08:22:20 pm

^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D

I see nothing wrong with this.

V I wish for a dish of fish baked by Trish Gish.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2232 on:** June 02, 2009, 09:03:40 pm »

Quote from: princessmoon on June 01, 2009, 08:59:33 am

granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<

I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!

((Tee hee, I feel stupid. You said polar bears and I was like, "Polar like polar charged? Are there Non-polar bears, too?" Can you tell I was doing chemistry homework?))

^Granted, but the fish is staring at you and you just developed a case of fish-phobia.

I wish it was the 11th of June 2009.

Blackstar · « **Reply #2233 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:07:09 pm »

Granted but you don't have pants!!!!!!!

I wish I had a pet fish that I could eat any time

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2234 on:** June 03, 2009, 06:06:41 am »

^Granted, but its poisonous.

I wish I never typoed.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2235 on:** June 03, 2009, 06:02:07 pm »

^ Granted; stop using a computer.

V I wish for my taco song to work...

jaybug · « **Reply #2236 on:** June 03, 2009, 08:23:40 pm »

Oh it works alright! I will have my revenge on you!

I wish the chillers don't catch up, and leave the next guy in a huge hole too!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2237 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:26:08 am »

Wish granted, but you end up in a hole which connects to the other hole, leaving you in a weird predicament.

I wish my cat could say weird obscenities.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #2238 on:** June 11, 2009, 07:03:44 am »

Quote from: Kagome219 on May 27, 2009, 11:10:31 pm

^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.

My best friend is a dude XD

^ Granted, now your cat never shuts up and follows you around the house constantly shouting weird obscenities

Blackstar · « **Reply #2239 on:** June 11, 2009, 07:56:12 am »

granted nothing happens

I wish that I could have a rap off right now

The_Geek · « **Reply #2240 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:22:03 am »

Granted, but you lose and embarrass yourself

I wish I could have all wonderful grades on my report card.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #2241 on:** June 12, 2009, 08:04:29 pm »

granted but you had to give your soul to do so.

I wish I had a blue white dragon as a pet. lol

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2242 on:** June 12, 2009, 08:35:15 pm »

Granted, but it ate you.

I wish I was in a live version of City of Bones as Alec.

melchizedek · « **Reply #2243 on:** June 14, 2009, 12:37:43 pm »

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so it comes out kinda weird

Wish my motocycle would stop breaking down

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2244 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:04:01 am »

granted it just blows up.

Wish the new X-men movie was good.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2245 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:33:08 pm »

Wish granted but it would cost to much to see it.

I wish that I could stop being sick.

Kadaashi · « **Reply #2246 on:** June 15, 2009, 10:49:53 pm »

Granted, however you must forever live in a hospital without contact with anyone.

I wish I was taller.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2247 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:04:01 pm »

Wish granted but you get too tall to get into any household and you die from an infection on your toe.

I wish that I had unlimited amounts of money.

melchizedek · « **Reply #2248 on:** June 17, 2009, 05:52:21 am »

granted, but you create money from everything you touch, making physical contact with anyone impossible

Wish that my friend could find a job so he can stop living in his car.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #2249 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:04:55 pm »

Granted, he now works for MICROSOFT! D:

Wish for what ever it is I desire!

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493497 times)