Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493343 times)

Yasu Saru · « **Reply #2650 on:** October 17, 2009, 04:56:32 pm »

Granted but it takes you where you don't want to go

I wish for a nice day

NightLotus · « **Reply #2651 on:** October 17, 2009, 06:41:38 pm »

granted its only nice where you aren't

I wish for Patrick

NightLotus · « **Reply #2652 on:** October 17, 2009, 09:58:51 pm »

granted, its regurgitated food

I wish I had the body for the cosplay I want to do.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2653 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:26:27 pm »

Granted, you're a toothpick and you're in an unhealthy state.

I wish that I would stop having headaches.

jaybug · « **Reply #2654 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:33:02 pm »

Granted, but your arms have been immobilised to prevent you from using the hammer upon your skull again.

I wish I get to sleep for 8 hours tonight, all in a ROW!

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2655 on:** October 20, 2009, 07:04:15 am »

Granted, but then you never wake up.

I wish school didn't start so freaking early!

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #2656 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:36:54 am »

granted, it now starts at 1pm and ends at 1am.

I wish I could change my eye color at will any time to any color without any contacts or any anything.

melchizedek · « **Reply #2657 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:03:13 am »

Granted, but the demonic powers of the eyes come to fruit and you commit horrific acts.

I wish roddy would have come to the pocky meetup

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2658 on:** October 21, 2009, 07:03:33 pm »

Granted! But he forgot to wear pants.

I wish I had a sub-basement full of all the food I could ever want, and stored in such a way that it wouldn't go bad.

KHking · « **Reply #2659 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:29:23 pm »

then you get fat

I wish people stop thinking I'm gay

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2660 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:31:24 pm »

Granted! But, they think you're a hermaphrodite instead.

I wish I had a functional vehicle (that got decent gas mileage).

KHking · « **Reply #2661 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:32:45 pm »

you find out it is functional, but it is a smart car, and you do not fit

I wish Disney Channel didn't suck all the time

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2662 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:37:21 pm »

Granted. Disney is canceled.

I wish I owned every anime ever made on DVD and in clearly marked box sets.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2663 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:53:00 pm »

Granted, but there is EXTRA of EVERYTHING NARUTO stuffed in your house now..

I wish I had chakra..

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2664 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:58:24 pm »

Granted, but unfortunately you have zero talent for controlling it and can't even master the basics like walking up a tree.

I wish I had delicious chicken alfredo to eat right now.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2665 on:** October 21, 2009, 10:59:58 pm »

granted, but its covered with 2 pounds of wasabi sauce..

I wish the GEICO Gecko was mine

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2666 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:11:39 pm »

Fine, he is. And now you have a corporate mascot commanding you to buy car insurance everywhere you go.

I wish.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #2667 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:14:05 pm »

Granted, but then you get run over by a semitruck.

I wish I could live in Portland~

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2668 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:15:35 pm »

Granted. You share an apartment with me and Bella. The catch? It's actually BEAVERTON

I wish I could... um, stuff.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #2669 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:19:05 pm »

NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BEAVERTON!

^ Granted, but it just doesn't feel right.

I wish I had my own graphing calculator.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #2670 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:56:21 pm »

Granted. It's 3 am and you're still on the forums.

I wish I didn't have to write a short story for history. .

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2671 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:10:35 am »

Granted. You have to write a long story for history.

I wish all of us K-Con forum goers lived in a secluded little community in houses modeled after traditional Japanese houses together. Close enough to still attend K-Con and Sakura-Con.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2672 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:27:09 am »

granted but their full of zombies

i wish i could seem less happy

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2673 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:35:00 am »

Granted. You're a depressed bear.

I wish I had a unique but genuinely useful super power

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2674 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:38:31 am »

You can now fly.

It's all about trying to dive into the dirt but missing.

I wish I knew some really long words with K and Z in them.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2675 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:46:11 am »

Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).

I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2676 on:** October 22, 2009, 01:21:21 am »

Granted, instead it's a british computer voice saying how "YOU F*** UP WITH YOUR WORDS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"

I wish that I could make more friendship bracelets and not have my hands get tired.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2677 on:** October 22, 2009, 01:15:28 pm »

granted but you tie spike onto the inside of the braclets

i wish i had money

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2678 on:** October 22, 2009, 02:55:56 pm »

Granted! But you're under arrest for stealing said money.

I wish I was an oscar myer weiner.

Cyprus · « **Reply #2679 on:** October 22, 2009, 03:05:29 pm »

Granted...but I got hungry making your wish come true and had you for lunch.

I wish I had a new car.

KHking · « **Reply #2680 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:28:05 pm »

Granted, but driving it home, a strange figure apears in front of your car and you crash... you wake up an find yourself in SILENT HILL!!!!! (I am totally obssesed!)

I wish the game I bought was easier to to install

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2681 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:41:09 pm »

Quote from: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 12:46:11 am

Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).

I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.

Hah! Nuts to you, I'm playing scrabble where the meanings don't matter! Whee hee hee ho.

The game you bought is easy to install! It's Barbie's Horse Adventures.

I wish my moving experience this weekend would be so astoundingly difficult as to be impossible, where nobody helps me out and no one provides a truck.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2682 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:05:25 pm »

Wish granted, you just got fairies that'll steal you stuff and run away with them and pawning them to their fellow zombie friends.

I wish that I could go to college.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2683 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:32:30 pm »

Granted! You do have money for tuition, right?

I wish that mac'n'cheese I ate a while ago didn't give me the Havana waterfall.

Cyprus · « **Reply #2684 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:35:30 pm »

Granted...the horribly disgusting havana waterfall is cured...but now you feel the urge to throw up.

I wish I had better job.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2685 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:36:25 pm »

Granted, you got the opportunity to be a novice hitman.

I wish that turkey wasn't so heavy for my stomach.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2686 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:44:27 pm »

Granted, it goes down smooth. And then... Havana waterfall!

I wish no part of our Republican Senate was pro-rape.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2687 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:48:30 pm »

Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2688 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:49:38 pm »

That makes absolutely no sense.

I wish you would make sense.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2689 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:53:23 pm »

This has been granted..

I wish TanisNikana could read Harry Potter if they havent

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2690 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:55:31 pm »

I have, but it still makes no sense whatsoever.

I wish JeffT wasn't running around compiling evidence and quotes and stuff like that to send in a nice long private message before he bans me for what I presume to be one to six months.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #2691 on:** October 22, 2009, 06:31:45 pm »

Granted. Tofu bans you instead.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay in history.

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2692 on:** October 22, 2009, 06:33:10 pm »

granted you have to write an essay for ever other class

i wish i was able to cosplay anybody

Cyprus · « **Reply #2693 on:** October 22, 2009, 06:40:41 pm »

Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2694 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:06:30 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 05:48:30 pm

Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!

WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..

Cyprus · « **Reply #2695 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:16:27 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 08:06:30 pm

Quote from: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 05:48:30 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..

Your connection is too weak!!

Quote from: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 06:40:41 pm

Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.

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THIS ^

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2696 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 pm »

Quote from: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 08:16:27 pm

Quote from: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 08:06:30 pm
Quote from: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 05:48:30 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Your connection is too weak!!

I am using a extension ethernet chord...Cuz I use my TV PC

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2697 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:19:23 pm »

Quote from: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 06:40:41 pm

Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.

granted its kills all your fellow workers and random people

i wish my hair was white

TanisNikana · « **Reply #2698 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:21:25 pm »

Granted! You also get everything else that comes with white hair -- uncontrollable bowels, a healthy bingo fetish, and that other thing you forgot about long ago.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2699 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:47:00 pm »

Granted! But something bad happens.

I wish I had a wish to reply to/corrupt :p

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493343 times)