Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493200 times)

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3200 on:** July 25, 2010, 02:07:44 pm »

granted but you miss it and hitch hike.

i wish people didnt like robert patterson

Taikei · « **Reply #3201 on:** July 25, 2010, 06:13:35 pm »

Granted, now instead all the girls like Kristen Stewart (spelling? XD)

I wish i had a Hikaru wig for OHSHC

thesirensings · « **Reply #3202 on:** July 25, 2010, 06:47:53 pm »

Granted, but it the most hideously styled wig imaginable.

I wish people would buy things from me.

Ticra · « **Reply #3203 on:** July 25, 2010, 07:19:52 pm »

granted, they trick you into eating the profits.

I wish i had a free house.

jaybug · « **Reply #3204 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:22:20 pm »

Granted, but it comes with homeless hairy hippies with fleas. It's up in the trees. There are no windows to guard against the breeze. You'll be on your knees as soon as first freeze.

I wish my wish granting was always with ease....

Taikei · « **Reply #3205 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:23:28 pm »

Granted, you can no longer rhyme...ever.

I wish i had an ice pick

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3206 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:33:49 pm »

granted you poke both your eyes out

i wish i had food

Taikei · « **Reply #3207 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:36:49 pm »

Granted, but you never get anymore food ever besides the minimum to keep you alive and you are forever hungry

I wish i had vampire fangs

jaybug · « **Reply #3208 on:** July 25, 2010, 08:37:39 pm »

Granted, you also get terminal garlic breath, you become the bane of your own existense.

I wish nonsense rhymes came true all of a sudden tonight, um at your house...

Ticra · « **Reply #3209 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:32:31 pm »

granted, after they haunt me for a short while (they quickly regretted it and we became friends. They sent chocolate in a rather nice apology.) they move to you're house and haunt you as revenge for sending them to haunt me.

ahem.

I wish I wasn't allergic to mosquitos.

Taikei · « **Reply #3210 on:** July 25, 2010, 10:58:04 pm »

Granted, you are now allergic to every fabric on earth except spandex.

I wish i had purple eyes.

Ticra · « **Reply #3211 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:31:07 pm »

yes but they are the ugliest color of purple possible. no on can meet your eyes.

I wish I had every season of psych; x-files; star trek...and everyother show I like...

thesirensings · « **Reply #3212 on:** July 26, 2010, 01:54:41 pm »

Granted, but the disks are so horribly scratched that they won't play.

I wish I could figure out where I'll be staying K-con weekend.

Imposer12 · « **Reply #3213 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:24:17 pm »

Quote from: thesirensings on July 26, 2010, 01:54:41 pm

Granted, but the disks are so horribly scratched that they won't play.

I wish I could figure out where I'll be staying K-con weekend.

Granted. You're be rooming with a group of Star Trek fans that only speak Klingon.

I wish I could find a forum that doesn't have this game.

jaybug · « **Reply #3214 on:** July 26, 2010, 05:59:56 pm »

Granted, you now hang out in Icelandic forums where you can't read that they actually have this game there, but are blissfully ignorant.

I wish my mother-in-law will go home this weekend.....

Imposer12 · « **Reply #3215 on:** July 26, 2010, 07:45:04 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on July 26, 2010, 05:59:56 pm

Granted, you now hang out in Icelandic forums where you can't read that they actually have this game there, but are blissfully ignorant.

I wish my mother-in-law will go home this weekend.....

Granted! But she returns as 2010 Kumoricon starts and wants to go with you. LOL!
BTW-The Icelandic thing-wouldn't work, I have a good knowledge of germanic languages. If you had said Chinese or Arabic. Then it would've worked.
I wish my brother-in-law hadn't died last week of cancer.

(If any of my amvs make the cut and win an award at KCon this year-I will dedicate it his honor)

Ticra · « **Reply #3216 on:** July 26, 2010, 07:59:58 pm »

I wish that too. (my thoughts and prayers! I know how tough that is... cancer sucks.)

I wish my dad would find something more interesting to watch than antiques roadshow.

jaybug · « **Reply #3217 on:** July 26, 2010, 08:17:14 pm »

Granted, he now watches only Internet porn.

I wish my wife wasn't mad at me, for just way too many reasons, sigh.....................

Imposer12 · « **Reply #3218 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:01:13 am »

Quote from: jaybug on July 26, 2010, 08:17:14 pm

Granted, he now watches only Internet porn.

I wish my wife wasn't mad at me, for just way too many reasons, sigh.....................

Granted! She becomes nice-perhaps to nice. And clings to you 24-7. Not a moment goes by that she isn't by your side. Hugging and smiling sweetly at you. Even at your work she does this. She can't get enough of you and at night. . .she becomes insatiable.

I wish I hadn't just wrote.

jaybug · « **Reply #3219 on:** July 27, 2010, 05:42:30 pm »

Wish denied. Look dude, her son spent three months with us, and now her mother is working on three weeks. I could really use the attention. lol

I wish I could walk naked through my house again!!!

Imposer12 · « **Reply #3220 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:15:46 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on July 27, 2010, 05:42:30 pm

Wish denied. Look dude, her son spent three months with us, and now her mother is working on three weeks. I could really use the attention. lol

I wish I could walk naked through my house again!!!

Granted! But as you start walking around, you feel someones hands grab your derriere. You turn to see who it is, only to find it's your mother-in-law. She gives you a wicked look and says-"Let's make (INSERT WIFES NAME HERE) jealous".

I wish I could visit Japan for my 50th Bday. (Would bring back as much anime and manga as possible for a few people here).

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3221 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:26:37 pm »

Granted, but your trip goes down like MegaTokyo.

I wish I could sleep.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #3222 on:** July 27, 2010, 10:46:22 pm »

Someone throws a Pokeball containing Shukaku and it painlessly enters your soul...but now you can never sleep unless you want it to come out and destroy the next city over.

I wish for a monster truck with repulsorlifts on the bottom to let it fly over whatever I don't wish to crush beneath my mighty mud tires!

_[]___,
(O)-(O)

jaybug · « **Reply #3223 on:** August 01, 2010, 04:42:03 pm »

Granted, and it includes a sounds system that plays Turkey in the Straw while you drive, non-stop until the key is turned off.

I wish I either lived long enough to learn how to do everything I wondered at how it worked, or was able to learn it as fast as downloading a small computer program update...

Ticra · « **Reply #3224 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:45:15 am »

(Me too!) granted, you're data from star trek and suffer a lame death at the hands of crappy movie writers.

I wish my hand wasn't huge and swollen so I could work on my cosplays...

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3225 on:** August 02, 2010, 02:50:02 pm »

granted but your hands are now so slippery you can't hold a needle.

I wish I could go to the fabric store.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3226 on:** August 02, 2010, 04:24:40 pm »

granted you get banned from there forever

I wish for awesome sewing skills

Ticra · « **Reply #3227 on:** August 02, 2010, 05:56:35 pm »

granted your awesome sewing skills are limited to cross-sitches of creepy old lady cats.

I wish I had all the video game systems in the world that were good.

Vexenification · « **Reply #3228 on:** August 02, 2010, 05:58:52 pm »

Granted, but now you have no money at all, whatsoever.

I wish I had sewing skills.

Soramunesanzun · « **Reply #3229 on:** August 02, 2010, 06:06:20 pm »

granted, but now you have to sew the cosplays of everyone at kcon. different one each day for each person.

I wish for more $$$$

jaybug · « **Reply #3230 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:14:31 pm »

Granted, you now have a pocketful of Powerball tickets.

I wish I could leave now...

Ticra · « **Reply #3231 on:** August 02, 2010, 10:36:39 pm »

Granted, you wind up in turkmenistan.

I hope I can find a good riddler cane base soon...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #3232 on:** August 03, 2010, 09:35:46 am »

Granted, but it's made out of chocolate!

I wish that I'd get a job today.

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3233 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:44:01 am »

Granted. Have fun being the new Aperture Science test subject!

I wish I was able to make my paper claws look real... -.-;

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3234 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:58:09 am »

granted. . .but moving them makes them self ignite into an inferno

I wish I didn't have uber cramps

jaybug · « **Reply #3235 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:33:31 pm »

Granted, but you fail the audition to the new punk metal death thrash band you were hoping to join.

I wish I can win some money this weekend, or at least my wife does...

Raveen92 · « **Reply #3236 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:44:34 pm »

granted. . .Now your wife leaves you with her new millions of $$

I WISH FOR UNDERSTANDING C++ AND TO BEAT IT

jaybug · « **Reply #3237 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:23:44 pm »

Granted, you get a B--.

I wish it was time to go home...

DanceWaterDance · « **Reply #3238 on:** August 04, 2010, 05:14:14 pm »

Granted, your house is burned down.

I wish I knew how to attach my Head spike for my Shiny Absol Gijinka.

jaybug · « **Reply #3239 on:** August 04, 2010, 05:25:31 pm »

Granted, but it takes a trip to the emergency room, or the auto mechanics to to remove it.

I wish I was on vacation...

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3240 on:** August 04, 2010, 05:29:19 pm »

granted you took a vacation to hell. dont forget to bring a lucky shot gun. you'll need it

i wish i could get over this cold i had since winter

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3241 on:** August 04, 2010, 05:34:38 pm »

Granted, but you get pneumonia the next day.

I wish my Demyx wig would STAY STYLED! *has used a full can of hairspray and it still won't stay up*

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #3242 on:** August 04, 2010, 05:39:32 pm »

granted it gets stuck you your head and you cant take it off. have fun mullet person.

i wish i got to go to portland

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3243 on:** August 04, 2010, 06:37:09 pm »

Granted. You go during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Better find some other survivors...

I wish I could fit my tent back into the bag it came in *has to take it down soon*

Vexenification · « **Reply #3244 on:** August 04, 2010, 07:12:24 pm »

Granted, but you'll never be able to take it out of the bag again! I wish I could find a plain yellow messenger bag for my Leaf cosplay..

jaybug · « **Reply #3245 on:** August 04, 2010, 10:19:45 pm »

Granted, you steal one from a messenger who wasn't looking.

I wish this construction at work was already done, instead of having at least one more year to go...

Vexenification · « **Reply #3246 on:** August 05, 2010, 09:09:49 am »

Granted, but your fired the week after returning to work. I wish I could have a say in the next pokemon game.

Saberchan · « **Reply #3247 on:** August 05, 2010, 09:33:24 am »

Granted. But your game system dies before you get a chance to play it.

I wish my 16 pound cat would stop sitting on my laptop keyboard when I'm trying to use it.

Firewolf56 · « **Reply #3248 on:** August 05, 2010, 10:55:28 am »

Granted. Your cat found a new favorite spot; Your head.

I wish my parents would stop looming over my shoulder when I watch Hetalia...

Vexenification · « **Reply #3249 on:** August 05, 2010, 11:44:47 am »

Granted, but now they have implanted a track in your arm.

I wish I could be a comedian.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 493200 times)