Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20898 times)

Kitteh · « **on:** April 06, 2008, 05:47:13 pm »

This is a game that me and my roomates play all the time.

What you do is the first person names 2 (or more) items that they put in the machine and the person after them posts what they get out of the machine ( can be anything rather it can really exist or not, so long as its vaugly related) then puts thier own items.

Ex.
Say the first person writes:
I insert a paper crown and a blanket
and then next person would reply:
You recieve a fuzzy crown.
I insert my work shoes and a t.v.

you can get as random and crazy as you want, so long as the item recieved is a slight combination of the items given.

so as the first person to go, i insert an xbox 360 and a computer desk

laurifer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2008, 07:16:38 pm »

^ You receive a computer desk

v I insert a candy bar and strawberries

jaybug · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:23:28 pm »

You get a berry nice treat.

I insert a phone and a nuclear missile.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:38:02 pm »

^ Cancer, what else do you get from talking on a radio-active phone
v I insert a bird and a turn signal

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:46:33 pm »

^ you get deidra from naruto xD O.o
V i insert a notebook and crayons

jaybug · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2008, 08:50:12 pm »

You get arrested for attempted forgery of currency. The Secret Service is waiting for you to open the door now.

I insert a ham sandwich and a cup of coffee...

laurifer · « **Reply #6 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:05:29 pm »

^ You receive the ham sammich

v I insert car keys and the key to your crush's heart

Syd-chan · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:38:26 pm »

^ You get a key stuck in your heart. [That's what you get when you mess with my crush!

...even if he is an anime character.....T.T]
V I insert a Diet Coke and a crapload of snotty tissues! XD

Negima · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:03:24 pm »

^ You receive Diet Mountain Dew

V I insert sunglasses and a Nintendo DS

laurifer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:06:04 pm »

^ You receive the sun

v I insert a pillow and a box of Pocky

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:37:36 pm »

^ you reviece a marshmellow flavored pocky
V i put in sasuke and naruto

Daxe · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2008, 10:51:03 pm »

^ You get kiba

V I put in fat and a drain

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2008, 06:51:50 am »

/\ You get a chubby metroid.

\/ I put in three pennies and a belt

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2008, 06:56:47 am »

^ You get a bottle-cap belt buckle.

V I put in a sofa and a soda.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:10:05 am »

/\ You get a stadium seat cushion with a Mt. Dew logo on it

I put in a mac one button mouse and a plastic dinosaur

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:43:56 pm »

/\ you get sasuke's clothes and a few tufts of hair.

\/ I put in a Chuck Norris action figure and a plastic shark

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:42:08 pm »

^ You get the entire bluefin sushi chain.

V I insert a digital camera and a raincloud.

Daxe · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:44:47 pm »

^ You get a cloud that rains pictures

V I instert the lords of acid and a can of easy cheese

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #18 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:46:53 pm »

^ You get an aerosol can full of hydrochloric acid.

V I insert a Bart Simpson figurine and a brick of pepperjack cheese.

Daxe · « **Reply #19 on:** April 07, 2008, 07:49:09 pm »

^ You get a brick of bart simpson cheese

V I insert one red paperclip and a house

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:11:41 pm »

^ You get the internet.

V I insert Sylvester Stallone and a plushie my little pony.

Kitteh · « **Reply #21 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:18:54 pm »

you receive a kick ass centaur

i insert a self heating hot chocolate and my trench coat

Daxe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:28:36 pm »

^ You receive a self heating trench coat with pockets full of hot chocolate

V I insert a cz75 and bill and teds most excellent adventure

Kitteh · « **Reply #23 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:32:48 pm »

you receive a keanu reeves action figure, serial killer edition

i insert my roomate and a clean house

dakiro · « **Reply #24 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:36:24 pm »

^ you receive a dump with a bunch of unwanted guests

i insert a cellphone and c4

Daxe · « **Reply #25 on:** April 07, 2008, 08:39:13 pm »

^ You receive a bonsai kitten

V I insert techno and soul cds

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #26 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:33:13 pm »

^ You receive Barry Manilow.

V I insert cheese poofs and Cloud's motorcycle, Fenrir.

jaybug · « **Reply #27 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:37:21 pm »

You get a motorcycle that sound like it has the popcorn farts like you wouldn't believe! Oh, and don't stand behind it when it goes. That ain't cheese anymore.

I insert roses and violins...

Negima · « **Reply #28 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:45:53 pm »

^You receive red whine.

V I insesrt an Ipod and 50 hamsters

jaybug · « **Reply #29 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:48:22 pm »

^ you get a recording of Alvin and the Chipmunks, forever and always, no matter what you download!

I insert a wild wahine in a string bikini, and a couple of Mai Tai's, and a political pamphlet from Thomas Paine.

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #30 on:** April 09, 2008, 03:58:46 pm »

^ you get a hot history teacher
V i put in Foamy the Squirrel, a hat, and pikachu-shaped soap

demonotaku · « **Reply #31 on:** April 09, 2008, 04:06:31 pm »

^ you got a toasted bagel with cream cheese and a hat full of pennies

V I insert a Apple Lisa, a neo geo pocket and a can of new Coke

Daxe · « **Reply #32 on:** April 09, 2008, 06:46:33 pm »

^ You get a neogeo with new coke skin that only plays old mac games

V I insert tab a and slot b

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #33 on:** April 09, 2008, 09:30:09 pm »

^ You get an origami cradle.

V I insert a sprocket and 3 blowfish.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #34 on:** April 10, 2008, 03:31:41 pm »

/\ You get a pinata made of monopoly money shaped like a little man, inside is decimal points and un-carried ones.

I insert a penny and a rare dime worth 29 cents.

sexynojutsusasuke · « **Reply #35 on:** April 10, 2008, 07:46:48 pm »

^ you get 3 dimes

V i put in lotion,poster board, and the tooth fairy

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 10, 2008, 08:27:06 pm »

You get one slick fairy sketch!
I put in my Guitar Hero guitar and the kanji character for chunky peanut butter

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #37 on:** April 11, 2008, 03:12:07 pm »

^ You get zombie teachers.

v I put in a camera, Bruce Willis, and nail polish...

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 11, 2008, 04:38:44 pm »

^ You get a Pulp Fiction sequel
V I put in a lucky rabbits foot and a golden toothbrush

Syd-chan · « **Reply #39 on:** April 14, 2008, 03:57:23 pm »

^ You get a golden carrot.
V I insert white fabric, red fabric, beige fabric, blood, sweat, and tears.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 14, 2008, 07:07:31 pm »

^ You get a World of Warcraft player who's obsessed with buying your tailoring skills

V I put in a cell phone and an undead mime.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 14, 2008, 10:18:04 pm »

^ you get haunted text messages

v I put in an Ace of Hearts and a paper crane

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #42 on:** April 14, 2008, 10:31:36 pm »

^ You get an open-heart surgery practice doll made of papyrus.

V I insert Blizzard materia and Graviga materia. (penny-arcade anyone? ^_0 )

Daxe · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:21:57 am »

^ You get a blizzard that aoe's the entire enemy and does half dmg

V I insert an alarm clock and a fan

Syd-chan · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2008, 01:24:08 pm »

^ You get a robot that sings.
V I insert a mouse and a unicorn.

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 16, 2008, 10:38:21 am »

^ You get....uber rich and famous from people buying your DP/NIN drink out of the vending machine!
V Let's put in a Copic 0.3 Multiliner and two pieces of toast.

jaybug · « **Reply #46 on:** April 16, 2008, 06:45:16 pm »

^ You get Cinnamon Toast Crunch brand cereal. That's how they taste right?

I put in a whole egg, vodka, protein powder, Pocky, a can of cat food and Roget's Pocket Thesaurus.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #47 on:** April 18, 2008, 09:26:13 pm »

^ You get a drunken Mustash.
V I insert a smilie face, a frownie face, some tissues, dead speakers, and a purple Sharpie.

laurifer · « **Reply #48 on:** April 20, 2008, 02:27:48 pm »

^ You get a bipolar, sickly DJ

v I insert a teddy bear, lipstick, boots, and a potatoe

dshwshr55 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:56:31 pm »

^ You get a Bratz figurine from Wal-mart's toy section.

V I put in Kumoricon's website, a Rock Band game, and the color orange.

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Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20898 times)