Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20897 times)

CardCaptorConnor-EX · « **Reply #100 on:** April 30, 2008, 04:14:38 pm »

Quote from: EveofAbyss on April 30, 2008, 03:21:17 pm

^ You get the COOLEST FRIGGIN' MANGA EVER CONSTRUCTED! Beyond description, unfortunately.

V I insert a helicopter, a subway, and a turtle shell.

^ You get a turtle-ized version of The Batmobile.

V I insert yogurt and a VHS tape.

Daxe · « **Reply #101 on:** April 30, 2008, 04:39:49 pm »

^ You get a jenny craig vhs from the 90s

V I insert OD, Multicam and digital ACU's

garfieldelric · « **Reply #102 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:56:23 pm »

A CLAMP series that appeals to mostly artsy people.

I put in Seinfeld and Kyo Kara Maoh!...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #103 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:20:13 pm »

^ You get the classic hit Kiss My Dynamite! featuring Bai Ling and Tadanobu Asano.

V I insert fifteen planks of wood and one parrot.

jaybug · « **Reply #104 on:** May 05, 2008, 08:41:39 pm »

You get a coffin for a parrot who's not dead yet, he's just sleeping!

I insert a DVD of Elfin Lied with a disc of Tenchi Muyo...

garfieldelric · « **Reply #105 on:** May 05, 2008, 10:58:58 pm »

You get one weird anime that is more maniacal that one would think.

I put in Deal or No Deal, me cosplaying as Yuri Shibuya in the game, my friends Conrad, Wolfram, and Stephanie from LazyTown...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #106 on:** May 06, 2008, 03:03:00 pm »

You get a 4chan photoshop thread that stays at the top of the page and gets 10,000 posts before caturday rolls around and everyone loses interest.

I insert three Japanese business cards and some butterscotch fudge.

jaybug · « **Reply #107 on:** May 06, 2008, 04:26:14 pm »

I am having a hard time wrapping my mind around butterscotch FUDGE.

You get a Yakuza hitman's rolodex for the protection monies to be received this week in the Suntory candy section/factory.

I insert a puppy, a trained hamster and Gackt's greatest hits...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #108 on:** May 06, 2008, 04:40:12 pm »

You get a teeny-tiny anthropomorphic doggy that can sing in japanese.

I put in a bushel of Fuji apples and a box full of pipe cleaners.

jaybug · « **Reply #109 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:15:50 pm »

I'm not sure, but it looks to me like a bunch of shrunken headed stick men doing the California Raisins Heard it on the Grapevine in Japanese.

I insert a sheep and a Bob Marley Album...

anime_rocker · « **Reply #110 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:22:22 pm »

^ you get one hell of a time trying to get a wooly bob marley out of the vending machine...

v i insert a death note, 22 oompa-loompas, and michael jackson...

jaybug · « **Reply #111 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:31:01 pm »

sigh, what does this say about me, that I can imagine this happening? It is Michael Jackson's happiest day of his life, 22 little guys who are old enough to not cause trouble in that way, but if anyone gives him any trouble he has the death note to just poof, and away goes troubles down the drain.

No really what you get is 22 little Michael Jackson's turning the whole world into zombies and then dropping over dead.

I insert a battleship, and Chi from Chobits...

anime_rocker · « **Reply #112 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:34:52 pm »

^ a battleship that shoots Chi shaped canon balls! (she's certainly as heavy as one...)

v i insert a bad joke, and a Wii

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #113 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:46:58 am »

^ You get the Wii commercial.

V I insert Mitch Hedberg, a reanimating solution, and a chili cheeseburger.

jaybug · « **Reply #114 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:07:51 pm »

You get a zombie. But it is self-feeding, so it doesn't go around and eating, well it bites everything, but nothing dies from it. In fact, it goes around to poor starving nations around the planet feeding drought stricken peoples everywhere chilicheeseburgers, over and over and over. Yes, used food now has a new meaning!

I insert two of the leg lamps from the movie A Christmas Story, and the title to the Central Bark dog walking service, and a rent-a-cops badge...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #115 on:** May 15, 2008, 02:04:47 pm »

You get a very disturbing MacGruff the crime dog in fishnet stockings.

I put in a 3.5 inch floppy disc, some belly button lint, and a squeezy stress ball.

XFD · « **Reply #116 on:** May 15, 2008, 10:38:31 pm »

^ - You get a copy of uClinux on a floppy.

V--- I put in a copy of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu and a copy of FLCL

jaybug · « **Reply #117 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:55:14 pm »

You get an insane deity that thinks she can play bass.

I insert Shakespeare, George W. Bush, Hilary Clinton, Barak Obama, John McCain...ok and this is an anime forum, Hiyao Miyazaki...

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #118 on:** May 18, 2008, 07:20:50 pm »

You get the American governmental system come November.

I insert a copy of Loveless and a fifty-three inch zipper.

jaybug · « **Reply #119 on:** May 18, 2008, 08:03:07 pm »

Pardon me while I whip this out. big zipper noise in the background. you get a Whole Lotta Love

I insert the conservative talk show radio host of your choice and 7 wild cats...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #120 on:** May 19, 2008, 02:46:30 pm »

You get a horrible dub of ThunderCATS with Mumra sounding like a Kennedy, Panthro sounds like Reagan, and all the episodes are converted into gross simplifications of issues.

I put in a blank DVD, four shades of green copic markers, and an orange post-it note with a UK fan-sub url on it.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #121 on:** May 19, 2008, 06:21:04 pm »

^ You get the CD back with every sub that the site has ever done copied to it, and I keep the Copics.

I put in a wad of Stick Tack and a gallon of white latex-based house paint.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #122 on:** May 20, 2008, 01:14:38 pm »

You get an Old School Doctor Who Villain, the Sticklex!

I put in a Macintosh one button mouse from 1993, the queen of spades playing card, and several knives.

jaybug · « **Reply #123 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:44:00 pm »

You get a Swiss Army Murder Mouse, designed by Von Zollern.

I insert a Mr. Coffee machine, 1/2 ton of Shade grown fair trade coffe beans from Venezuela, the Anarchist's Cookbook, 7 rolls of concertina wire, a semi-trailer full of ordinary household chemicals, 400 pounds of Strontium 90, and 50 pounds of caffeine activated nanomachines.

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #124 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:02:26 pm »

Nyoro~n >w< You get a MR. RADAR machine and the WMDs Bush's been looking for.

I insert a Ravenclaw tie and an artbook cosplay of Cain Nightlord from Trinity Blood.

CardCaptorConnor-EX · « **Reply #125 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:26:17 pm »

Quote from: LtCommanderRichie on May 21, 2008, 09:02:26 pm

Nyoro~n >w< You get a MR. RADAR machine and the WMDs Bush's been looking for.

I insert a Ravenclaw tie and an artbook cosplay of Cain Nightlord from Trinity Blood.

You get one hell of a fanfiction.

I put in a gift card to Target, a piece of cake, Fullmetal Alchemist, a PSP, and sharpies.

jaybug · « **Reply #126 on:** May 21, 2008, 10:17:33 pm »

You get a self-mailing birthday gift to the nearest 13 year old.

I insert 12 frogs a blender and a newspaper...

CardCaptorConnor-EX · « **Reply #127 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:05:08 am »

Quote from: jaybug on May 21, 2008, 10:17:33 pm

You get a self-mailing birthday gift to the nearest 13 year old.

I insert 12 frogs a blender and a newspaper...

You get black, white, and red all over!

I insert a Double Chocolate Frappacino and Bruce Springsteen.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #128 on:** May 22, 2008, 02:36:53 pm »

You get Jon bon Jovi circa 1989.

I insert a hairnet, a pair of Air Jordan (any year) and a cardboard refrigerator box

jaybug · « **Reply #129 on:** May 22, 2008, 08:23:54 pm »

^ You get Damon Wayans in drag, fo'shizzle!

I insert an elevator, sheet music from a high school marching band, and Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #130 on:** May 23, 2008, 03:38:27 pm »

You get an elevator with emerald walls, a yellow brick floor, and a sousaphone based propulsion system.

dakiro · « **Reply #131 on:** May 26, 2008, 04:15:49 am »

tommm.........

garfieldelric · « **Reply #132 on:** June 11, 2008, 12:25:45 am »

Moving on.

I put in Bleach, Death Note, and Naruto...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #133 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:30:40 pm »

You get the all important 13-18 and 19-25 demographics!

I put in Kira's bag of chips, a tiki mask, and a box of botan rice candy.

jaybug · « **Reply #134 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:43:08 pm »

You get an edible idol made out of potatoes, and it has a nice edible wrapper too! But be warned, it will catch on fire as soon as you open it, and it will destroy your notebooks.

I put in some black licorice, some Pocky, and a banana...

garfieldelric · « **Reply #135 on:** September 18, 2008, 04:06:42 am »

A very odd-tasting candy.

I put in Miami Vice and Zatch Bell...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #136 on:** September 18, 2008, 04:28:43 am »

You recieve Mamodo Cartel The Movie! A tale of one young dolls strugle and rise to Powah!.

I insert Char Aznable, Keys to a Lancer Evolution VIII MR, Sonic & Tails, & a EX Shoryuken

garfieldelric · « **Reply #137 on:** September 18, 2008, 04:32:16 am »

Let's see- two of the fastest VG animals and a gundam pliot going crazy in a Mecha.

I put in some 80s music, Death Note, and the Ouran Host Club...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #138 on:** September 19, 2008, 04:23:55 am »

Rick James jumps out dressed looking sharp and clutching a Death note

I throw in a drinking straw, paper clip and a rubber band

jaybug · « **Reply #139 on:** September 19, 2008, 01:10:46 pm »

You get Bawls thrown back at you and it attaches to you with the paper clip, and the rubber band keeps making it hit you on the forehead over and over again.

I insert Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh, Pikachu, and a flying sea turtle...

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Author Topic: The magical Vending machine (Read 20897 times)